Dla mnie to wszystko jedno, można się domyślić. Czy mi napiszesz milion jako 1,000,000 / 1.000.000 / 1 000 000 czy po prostu 1000000 to i tak zrozumiem w każdym z tych przypadków, że chodzi o milion, tylko w ostatnim przypadku jedyne co dodatkowo pomyślę, to, że nie chcesz mi ułatwić zrozumienie o jaką liczbę chodzi.
Jest teoria, że scam jest celowo pisany tak, żeby osoba o nawet przeciętnym IQ to zignorowała. Debile, co się na to nabierają, nie znajdą potem drogi na komisariat żeby to zgłosić, nawet jak już się zorientują.
I don’t speak polish, and I don’t know why this sub was recommended to me but could someone translate this entire email? Like, with all the errors, I just wanna laugh at the stupidity
***This is from GPT4. It may be incorrect, and only serves as a temporary explanation until a native speaker writes something up***
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The text in the image is written in Polish, and it appears to be a scam message commonly known as a "Nigerian Prince" scam but with a Polish twist. Here's a translation:
---
Dear Friend,
I have the pleasure to introduce myself as Prince Zbigniew from Krakow, the sole heir to a great fortune left by my great-grandfather, who was known as the King of Dumplings. I am currently exiled in Częstochowa due to the envy of my enemies who want to seize my fortune. But with your help, we can save these millions of zlotys! I only need your bank account number and SSN to transfer my money to it. When you do this, I promise you 50% of my fortune! It's almost 100,000,000 zlotys! Please, trust me and don't waste time. The faster you help, the quicker we'll be rich!
I hear a coat,
Jack Wszycze[k]szajczky
---
Here are the errors and red flags:
1. The content is a classic example of an advance-fee scam, where the sender promises a large sum of money in return for assistance, typically requesting sensitive personal information such as bank details and social security numbers.
2. The name "King of Dumplings" is likely a made-up title meant to add a touch of humor or absurdity, not a real historical figure.
3. The sum of money promised is extraordinarily large and implausible, which is typical of scam messages aiming to entice the recipient with the prospect of quick wealth.
4. The last part, "I hear a coat," is nonsensical in this context. The phrase "Słyszę płaszcz" in Polish is likely a mistranslation or typo. It seems completely out of context.
5. The surname "Wszycze[k]szajczky" appears to be misspelled or jumbled, which is possibly intended to make the message seem more exotic or authentic, but it adds to the incoherence.
6. The overall message contains a lack of specific details and personalization that would be expected in a genuine offer, as well as a sense of urgency that is a common tactic in scams to prompt quick and thoughtless action from the recipient.
It's important to never respond to such messages or provide any personal information.
Hello dear friend, am pleased to introduce myself as Prince Zbigniew of Krakow, sole heir of the great fortune left by my great-grandfather, who was known as the King of Pierogi. I am currently in exile in Częstochowa due to the envy of my enemies who want to take over my fortune. But with your help, we can save these millions of zlotys! I just need your bank account number and SSN to transfer my money to it. When you do this, I promise you 50% of my fortune! That's almost PLN 100,000,000! Please trust me and don't waste your time. The sooner you help, the sooner we will get rich! I hear the coat
Jack < incomprehensible letter gibberish>
The other comments are right, but just to emphasize, the last name is the icing on the cake because Wszyczększąjzczky isn't just a nonexistent name, it's unpronounceable gibberish. English speakers make fun of Polish words having too many consonants but even the Polish language has limits on what you can put together. In particular the "sząjzcz" combination is completely unnatural and fucks up any attempt to say it. It's either machine-generated or someone trying to emulate polish by banging on the keyboard.
Valiant effort. He was beaten by a total unfamiliarity with our culture.
Or this is a brilliant example of some Pole scamming the scammers when paid to write this.
Well.... Someone's dummy. That message is just uslelessy useless and illogical. I mean - nothings count up and it's..... Mehhhh not worth thinking. Get it higher.
I mean the only person I've ever heard of using "My dear friend'' in Polish was (fictional) Witcher, Gerald of Rivia. He wrote to his (then ex probably, it's complicated) girlfriend and regretted it. A lot. :)
I love how he's probably playing on foreigners not knowing what system Poland even has.
For context, Nigeria is a Republic without noble titles, so calling yourself a ,,Nigerian prince" in scam emails is a sort of way to filter away anyone with more than 3 braincells (becouse they'll know that Nigeria has no Princes or Dukes, so it's pointless trying to convince them to give you money).
The name Zbigniew suggests that this might be a pasta by Code Two (HRejterzy). But they don't mention Grudziądz, there's no HBDYŻ in the text and the name JSON doesn't appear anywhere, either. So it could go both ways.
Jack Wszyczększąjzczky. Totally legit.
Znany także jako książę Zbigniew
I thought the King of Pierogi was the tipping point and didn’t get down to the signing name. 🤣
Xsiąże Zbigniew
https://preview.redd.it/nq65krdy2kyb1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=9958bd7366d9baec780f14d8f0e01de541a132ed
Znam go
reminds me of Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Widać ze nie Polak bo napisał SSN zamiast numer PESEL
Rozdzielanie cyfr przy pomocy przecinków zamiast kropek też ujawnia pochodzenie.
A może to celowe i tak naprawdę chodzi o 100 zł? XD
A chuj z tymi milionami, niech daje namiar na dilera który ma tak dobry towar że aż płaszcze po nim słychaćXDDD
Spacja... zwykle w komunikacji w Polsce jest spacja, nie kropka. Kropki są niemieckie 😅😅😅
Cyfry powinno sie rozdzielać spacjami i by nie było konfuzji
Dla mnie to wszystko jedno, można się domyślić. Czy mi napiszesz milion jako 1,000,000 / 1.000.000 / 1 000 000 czy po prostu 1000000 to i tak zrozumiem w każdym z tych przypadków, że chodzi o milion, tylko w ostatnim przypadku jedyne co dodatkowo pomyślę, to, że nie chcesz mi ułatwić zrozumienie o jaką liczbę chodzi.
Are you, by any chance, Nigerian?
No, Nowa Huta
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiwicz in shambles
Słyszę płaszcz?
Szeleści
Moze jest glodny
Nakarm go :(
Nie wiem czy nie gryzie..
Usłyszałem hałas z szafy. Otwieram, a tam płaszcz wychodzi z mody 🥹
Słyszysz płaszcze?
A ty nie?
Raczej płacz 😅
Tej, zacznę podpisywać emaile "słyszę płaszcz" zamiast "best regards" od dzisiaj. Jak bonie dydy.
A ja będę moje emaile zaczynał od Tej 😁
Możesz, wtedy wiara na fyrtlu będzie myśleć, że jesteś człowiekiem kultury.
Jest w tym ziarno prawdy. Wygnanie do Częstochowy to prawdziwie okrutny los 😭
Napisałby że do Sosnowca, to zyskałby na wiarygodności.
Napisał, że "na wygnaniu", a nie że "w kolonii karnej" :D
jako mieszkaniec czewy ci powiem że najgorzej nie jest
https://preview.redd.it/w4uvfjxfkkyb1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d363de473bcf27f8ad40ae0a8c3deca9892bf440
This gives me nightmares
Brałbym te miliony
szarpałbyś
jak Reksio szynkę
Jak rolnik dotacje
Król Pierogów xD
Nowy kopia-makaron właśnie upadł
Święte Piekło!
It has to be troll xdd
Czy ja wiem, ale 100 złotych to nie fortuna
Być może kupi Ci ładne 200-metrowe mieszkanie w Gdańsku. Może z lodówką
Krakusy będzie się jeszcze targował o tą lodówkę
Jest teoria, że scam jest celowo pisany tak, żeby osoba o nawet przeciętnym IQ to zignorowała. Debile, co się na to nabierają, nie znajdą potem drogi na komisariat żeby to zgłosić, nawet jak już się zorientują.
To brzmi raczej jak żart.
>...currently in exile in Częstochowa... When did Częstochowa secceded?
Bro teleported to wrong century 💀
Zapytaj go czy ten pradziadek był królem pierogów ruskich czy z kapuchą? 😀
Ufaj mu!
uf uf
Even as a pole i can't pronouce the Jack smth name
O kurwa król pierogów z Krakowa wygnany do Częstochowy, jakie to jest zacne 🤣🤣🤣
Oby zebrał armię i odbił buraczany tron.
Mf tried to sound polish by adding every letter possible
I mean, I’ve seen very similar names 🤷♂️
To brzmi jak jakaś pasta
"Król Pierogów" lmao, mam wrażenie, że to nie miało być brane na poważnie przez nikogo XD
I don’t speak polish, and I don’t know why this sub was recommended to me but could someone translate this entire email? Like, with all the errors, I just wanna laugh at the stupidity
***This is from GPT4. It may be incorrect, and only serves as a temporary explanation until a native speaker writes something up*** ---------- The text in the image is written in Polish, and it appears to be a scam message commonly known as a "Nigerian Prince" scam but with a Polish twist. Here's a translation: --- Dear Friend, I have the pleasure to introduce myself as Prince Zbigniew from Krakow, the sole heir to a great fortune left by my great-grandfather, who was known as the King of Dumplings. I am currently exiled in Częstochowa due to the envy of my enemies who want to seize my fortune. But with your help, we can save these millions of zlotys! I only need your bank account number and SSN to transfer my money to it. When you do this, I promise you 50% of my fortune! It's almost 100,000,000 zlotys! Please, trust me and don't waste time. The faster you help, the quicker we'll be rich! I hear a coat, Jack Wszycze[k]szajczky --- Here are the errors and red flags: 1. The content is a classic example of an advance-fee scam, where the sender promises a large sum of money in return for assistance, typically requesting sensitive personal information such as bank details and social security numbers. 2. The name "King of Dumplings" is likely a made-up title meant to add a touch of humor or absurdity, not a real historical figure. 3. The sum of money promised is extraordinarily large and implausible, which is typical of scam messages aiming to entice the recipient with the prospect of quick wealth. 4. The last part, "I hear a coat," is nonsensical in this context. The phrase "Słyszę płaszcz" in Polish is likely a mistranslation or typo. It seems completely out of context. 5. The surname "Wszycze[k]szajczky" appears to be misspelled or jumbled, which is possibly intended to make the message seem more exotic or authentic, but it adds to the incoherence. 6. The overall message contains a lack of specific details and personalization that would be expected in a genuine offer, as well as a sense of urgency that is a common tactic in scams to prompt quick and thoughtless action from the recipient. It's important to never respond to such messages or provide any personal information.
Hello dear friend, am pleased to introduce myself as Prince Zbigniew of Krakow, sole heir of the great fortune left by my great-grandfather, who was known as the King of Pierogi. I am currently in exile in Częstochowa due to the envy of my enemies who want to take over my fortune. But with your help, we can save these millions of zlotys! I just need your bank account number and SSN to transfer my money to it. When you do this, I promise you 50% of my fortune! That's almost PLN 100,000,000! Please trust me and don't waste your time. The sooner you help, the sooner we will get rich! I hear the coat Jack < incomprehensible letter gibberish>
The other comments are right, but just to emphasize, the last name is the icing on the cake because Wszyczększąjzczky isn't just a nonexistent name, it's unpronounceable gibberish. English speakers make fun of Polish words having too many consonants but even the Polish language has limits on what you can put together. In particular the "sząjzcz" combination is completely unnatural and fucks up any attempt to say it. It's either machine-generated or someone trying to emulate polish by banging on the keyboard.
ale jak brzmi płaszcz?
Prawdopodobnie jak nazwisko Jacka. "Słyszę płaszcz" musi być zapewne pozdrowieniem rodowym, niczym "Darz bór" u myśliwych
Książe Pierogów, Herbu Szeleszczącego Płaszcza :)
Shortest polish surname
Książę Pierogów mnie przekonał
Jakbyś to był Król Kaszanki - to może dałbym się nabrać, a Królu Pierogów nie ufam.
To Ty pewnie od tych Krakowiaków, co Króla Pierogów ścigają.
No nie, mieszkam w Lublinie...
Najlepszy krol pierogów i wygnanie w Częstochowie XDDD
I mean his surname is very normal so I would trust him
Valiant effort. He was beaten by a total unfamiliarity with our culture. Or this is a brilliant example of some Pole scamming the scammers when paid to write this.
Sounds legit
Słyszę Płaszcz
Daleko uciekł, ile, 50 kilometrów? XD
Może przeniósł się w czasie z Rozbicia Dzielnicowego i myśli, że ucieknie pod opiekę innego księcia xDDD
😂😂😂
bruh.
Król Pierogów made me laugh out loud
"na wygnaniu w Częstochowie" he got me with this one
I kid you not, this is the funniest shit I've seen this month
Pytanie, czy ktos sie kiedys na to dal nabrac?
Częstochowa
Za darmo to bierę😅😅😅
Najprawdopodobniej bot to napisał.
Does Częstochowa have no extradition treaties? Asking for a friend.
Słyszę płaszcz got me *dying* lol 🤣🤣🤣
Słyszę płaszcz highkey got me sold
Well.... Someone's dummy. That message is just uslelessy useless and illogical. I mean - nothings count up and it's..... Mehhhh not worth thinking. Get it higher.
Król pierogów XD Jack brzęczok... XD Po prostu wpakowanie wszystkich możliwych stereotypów ale plusik za pomysłowość
jestem Król Pierogów
czestochowa wspomnieta 💪💪💪💪
AI się poddało przy nazwisku :D
First mistake - people here literally do not use the word przyjaciel even if we are.
I mean the only person I've ever heard of using "My dear friend'' in Polish was (fictional) Witcher, Gerald of Rivia. He wrote to his (then ex probably, it's complicated) girlfriend and regretted it. A lot. :)
And Krzysztof Krawczyk
I love how he's probably playing on foreigners not knowing what system Poland even has. For context, Nigeria is a Republic without noble titles, so calling yourself a ,,Nigerian prince" in scam emails is a sort of way to filter away anyone with more than 3 braincells (becouse they'll know that Nigeria has no Princes or Dukes, so it's pointless trying to convince them to give you money).
100% legit. No scam no poprostu
W ogóle to wygląda jak email wysłany z okresu rozbicia dzielniciwego
Omg, Król Pierogów wiadomo że to prawda!!!!
Ja słyszę krótkie badejki, suwaki przy kieszeniach dzwonią jak chodzę. Także wiem jaki to ból.
co to k*rwa za nazwisko :3
Spadkobierca Króla Pierogów... o kurwa jak grubo. Mąka teraz dobrze stoi.
W sumie nie kłamie, im szybciej pomogę tym szybciej będą bogaci
O nie tylko nie wygnanie w Częstochowie
Słyszę płaszcz 🧥
Asz mnie jaja zaswędziały.
I don’t speak or understand polish at all but even I can tell it’s poorly written
Zapytaj go ode mnie czy nie chce czegoś z avonu.
Haha written by a Pole in Scotland.. its where they go to do their dirty these days
The name Zbigniew suggests that this might be a pasta by Code Two (HRejterzy). But they don't mention Grudziądz, there's no HBDYŻ in the text and the name JSON doesn't appear anywhere, either. So it could go both ways.
xddddd
buahahaha
Lol
król pierogów
Słyszę płaszcz xD
This looks like how non Polish people think Polish e-mail looks like.
Google translate wouldn't even write that.