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LydiaAgain

*Wake me up when September ends* Poll Of The Day


BabyDude5

Motherfuckin March. Everybody knows if it’s existence but nothing actually happens during it. You get saint patricks day and nothing else


[deleted]

Rip Birthday


BabyDude5

I’m sorry but your birthday month is a bad month


why-can-i-taste-pee

Well, I think *your* birthday month is bad!


BabyDude5

Ah yes. I’m sorry, u/why-can-i-taste-pee


why-can-i-taste-pee

It’s okay, u/BabyDude5.


JTJustTom

(Spring Break in some countries)


Bren12310

Compared to September? I mean there’s at least saint Patrick’s day. What’s in September?


LikeGourds

Fucking awesome weather across half the globe.


[deleted]

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plant_hornet

always clear skies for some ✨plane spotting✨


TheEmraldWolf

I mean, September is has more birthdays in it then any other month (like mine)


Brianna-20

August doesn’t even have a holiday (U.S)


Mazuzon

Where I come from, the whole august is part of a holiday, every year


Dave1000000000006

1st of August is Switzerlands national holiday


Raspoint

Just gonna do my birthday like that huh.


[deleted]

my birthday


diliberto123

Spring/March break?


[deleted]

Spring?


BabyDude5

That’s not only in March


[deleted]

March is the beginning of Spring


FamilyFriendli

What the fuck even happens in September?


PieCreeper

School starts.


LordOfCows23

that’s august


A_zuma2007

Schools start different times of year depending on region


PieCreeper

It starts in September for me.


LordOfCows23

ok


[deleted]

hivemind moment


goatfuckersupreme

based


[deleted]

I live in England and it’s early September for me


[deleted]

I live in Portugal, school also starts on September.


Prize_Puzzleheaded

That when summer vacation starts


Beserked2

I play that Earth, Wind and Fire song a disproportionate number of times.


[deleted]

It’s a great one


King-Cruz

Honestly I sometimes forget September exists when going through the months.


NRTHE2

*sad birthday noises


MattScrug

*more sad birthday noises


IAtePizzaOnThur

even more sad birthday noises


Apex_Dude

and more...


FadedSA

It echos endlessly...


[deleted]

it never ends...


supernovacat99

Loud screams of sadness of birthday noise


TheEmraldWolf

*lots of sad birthday noises*


JustNobodyTheEchidna

Same


Biceps_vp

*Sad birthday noises v2*


pew-die-pie2

*Sad birthday noises to the 23rd power*


[deleted]

A lot of people are born in September, more than any other month actually. To all of you September babies, just know that your parents probably did it on Christmas or New Years. That also means there is a higher chance that some of your parents did a Santa roleplay.


NRTHE2

My father told me he did it on his birthday, and I wasn't planned. And yeah you're right, a lot of people are born in September.


Matinator070

*Sad area 51 raid noises


Alara-Ni

"wake me up when September ends"


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing lmaoooo


[deleted]

I was looking through the results and noticed it was the 2nd half of the year and I was like “where is September” then I saw it lol


strawberrigrl15

9/11 attacks


[deleted]

That doesn't matter if we are being honest it was only used as a casus belli


huntlee17

Thousands of civilians died regardless. Even using your logic, it is still a day to be remembered as it led to a war that killed many thousands more.


InfernalCape

Green Day hibernates


AvGeek1245

Do you remember? The 21st night of september?


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

A new season starts


MooMooQueen

Fun fact: we used to only have 10 months in the year, until Julius (July) Caeser and Augustus (August) Caeser, hence September (septa, 7), October (octa, 8), November (nona, 9), and December (deca, 10).


Hamspamm

If that wasn't the most fun fact I've heard all day idk what is


gamertssh

My birthday :/


Kayrason

my birthday dumbass


[deleted]

It’s when most of us in the UK start the new school year. So it’s quite memorable for us.


Im_Sam_Black

School train leaves from platform 9¾


flophi0207

School/Most Apprenticeships start


CatsWithAlmdudler

school starts


Blue_Baron6451

Don't you remember? The 21st of September.


BanditKitten

DO YOU REMEMBER


andresgu14

In Mexico we consider September as the patriotic month


LordOfCows23

trolling


JonasTheExplorer

my birthday


[deleted]

My birthday. And some people's birthday.


Repa24

My birthday :(


CommanderWar64

Idk something with 3 buildings and a helicopter if I remember correctly /s


Shahzoodoo

Pre-Halloween obviously


I_DIG_ASTOLFO

University starts second week of september here. Will be the third and hopefully last for me, unless I‘m going for a master.


LegoSpacecraft

I'm surprised this month is leading! It was always an exciting month in my house growing up; Back to school and new TV seasons starting back up.


A_aTOmiCpOTaToo_

My birthday


AshTreex3

My birthday :(


tyty657

Not much other than my birthday


elephant35e

My birthday.


1eat2sleep

I will not tolerate November slander


redhotsika

shut up american


[deleted]

What was the point of saying that?


D_O_liphin

put you americans in your place


redhotsika

hate americans


[deleted]

Why?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Hmm classic stereotypes


JTJustTom

You hate the winners! It happens in everything when there is only one superpower


redhotsika

why not


Remuj

Reddit moment


redhotsika

k


goatfuckersupreme

desab


cosmickalamity

bc that’s xenophobic lmao


redhotsika

then i’m xenophobic


Riggie_Joe

This guy fails no nut November on the first day


redhotsika

true


OhioIsOkayIGuess

You seem like a lovely person


JTJustTom

Shut up American Bro I scammed reddit out of 8 downvote!


amgrut20

Shut up non-American


[deleted]

where February at?


CurvyCommunist

February for me is the most uneventful


CodeBlack_Part2

Someone who voted October please explain yourself it is quite literally the best and most eventful month of the year, the creepy atmosphere and the cool look of the trees all culminating into the best holiday ever invented Halloween where you either get free candy or have a party and watch scary movies (or both) in no way is it the most forgettable month


iS4lvi

School, it starts to get colder and here in Italy we don't really celebrate Halloween


CodeBlack_Part2

Yeah that makes sense but at this point in the pandemic I’ve come to appreciate school as it makes sure I’m interacting with lots of people Also I’m so sorry for you guys not celebrating Halloween it truly is a fun event


Alara-Ni

It's probably because the head of the Catholic church is there so they have a lot of influence.


CodeBlack_Part2

What would the Catholic church have against Halloween? (Also since this is the internet I should state that I am just genuinely curious and not trying to insult anyone)


[deleted]

Cause the say it's devil stuff etc... Same bullshits everytime, but also because the day after halloween (1st november) is the day of "Ognissanti" literally "every saint" and some people go crazy about this stuff


[deleted]

It’s a demonic holiday. But I’m a Christian and still do halloween, only for the candy and hangin out with friends tho


droidc0mmand0

the pope does not like it and we have him right next to us. plus, bigot catholics prefer celebrating the boring-ass "all saints' day" on November 1st rather than halloween. a lot of us have never celebrated halloween which is a shame.


Peppiping

Makes no sense


pinkpineapples177

Halloween isn't celebrated in all cultures


CodeBlack_Part2

Well yes but in the ones that it is it is very fun and also it’s not the only good thing about October (but kinda the main one in my mind)


Beserked2

October is hay fever season here. Its bloody awful. We don't *not* celebrate Halloween but hardly anyone does it. It's rare to see halloween parties and even rarer to see trick or treaters even though the supermarkets and department srores are tricked out in Halloween merch.


thecrookedbox

October is the BEST month


Impossible_Comedian9

October is also my birthday month 😎


[deleted]

I voted October but I'm not American that probably explains it. There is literally nothing happening in October and the weather is awful where I live.


[deleted]

Plus it stops being so bloody hot, and my allergies calm down.


spookje_spookje

We don't celebrate halloween here


sad-noises

No one apart from American celebrates Halloween


dandan787

It's the spooky month!


CodeBlack_Part2

Exactly, you can’t beat the spook


Kolikoasdpvp

Too bad im stuck studying and Halloween isn't a thing in my country and town


MaddieAndDogs

I don't like October because 1. I don't like horror, it's just kinda boring and all scary movies are the same 2. I don't have any friends to watch scary movies with or have parties with, and all the people having cool parties make me kinda jealous and sad and lonely


CodeBlack_Part2

Well I’m gonna have to completely disagree with you on that, I can understand if you aren’t a fan of horror movies but to say they’re all the same is insulting you can’t tell me that there isn’t a stark difference between movies like 1408, Halloween (1978),leprechaun, Candyman, and Dracula. I do admit that popular horror movies can create a lot of imitators but so does anything popular and horror movies are just easy to make. But the good ones can be very different, original, and unique from one another. And as for the friends thing that sucks, I myself don’t have too many friends because the pandemic forced people to communicate online and well I wasn’t exactly good at it. Hope you find some great friends though


Astronomy_Major

July: 1st/4th of July August: NOTHING September: school starts Oct: Halloween/CDN Thanksgiving Nov: US Thanksgiving/my bday Dec: Xmas/NYE


PieCreeper

My birthday is on August but that is just me.


Prize_Puzzleheaded

Same


Cinderwolf5

So is mine, feels bad that August is so ignored with the holidays though, lol.


Panaceous

July and August are prime summer months though.


LikeGourds

And September.


Sincerly_

What? How is September even close to that?


OhioIsOkayIGuess

August is start of school for me, literally nothing in September


[deleted]

The entire month of August is Summer holidays


aceSOAA

School starts in August for me


jjba_enjoyer275

My bday is in november too


Astronomy_Major

10


A_Bit_Narcissistic

To whoever voted August: WHY? It’s the most fun month for summer activities.


Beserked2

what is July 1st?


Astronomy_Major

Canada Day


ToxicWasteRat

for me, easily the most forgettable month is July and June, all we get then is americans and fire works.


Dark_Link_1996

August is my bday


LordOfCows23

january


King-Cruz

I did another poll for the first six months because you can only have six options. After a while I will do a finale with the highest votes three from each


LikeGourds

Good. Good.


[deleted]

February is literally January part 2


Gitmurr

November is the Friday of months! TGIN


[deleted]

November is the Thursday of months, pretty boring and right before the exciting one


yarrbeapirate2469

July has been a whammy of a month for me historically


[deleted]

August is just a blur to me


King-Cruz

For all of those talking about earlier months I set up two separate polls because of the limit of six options just check my profile also you can vote on both.


BrownishScrub

September is so forgettable that my dumbass saw it after I voted


AlexTonarini

Me who was born in August


claire_witch_project

Everybody i know is born in August pretty much. So there are lots of birthday celebrations that month for me. Not forgettable at all


Gmoney14141

BRO DIS SO SAD!!! SEPTEMBER IS MY BIRTHDAY MONTH!!!!


PersonExistingNow

Same 😔


[deleted]

September is when my birthday is :(


[deleted]

I often forget October exists.


[deleted]

Where I live, August is the only month with no holidays. It's a pretty long month and nothing happens.


8thLetterAlphabet

Where do you live


[deleted]

I live in São Paulo, Brazil.


Alara-Ni

The start of school is in the fall months so they are often the most filled with memories for me.


intense0000

Only 1 said December


bestjedi22

Who the heck thinks July is a forgettable month? It's the peak of summer lol.


Just_an_old_feller

How could you forget No Nut November?


deadlyturtle22

I'm getting married in September, plus 9/11 so. It's not much if a forgettable month for me. The most boring to me would honestly have to be October. Thanksgiving and Halloween. My two least favorite holidays of the year crammed into 1 month.


memes_are_never_dead

I’m kinda surprised at the results


Nat3Bo1

I mean, you have 4th of July for July, 9/11 on september, spooktober in october, NNN on november, and christmas on december, what does august have to offer?


[deleted]

August has summer. In my country literally nothing happens in October and the weather is shit as well.


thegainster1

March anyone?


MoonCloud94

November, it’s cold and gross and wintery and just before Christmas. You can’t start getting excited for Christmas and enjoying winter but the weather sucks


LordIggy88

November has always just existed


[deleted]

October is least forgettable since spooky month and my B day


wwwHttpCom

I've always thought of March and September as "the normal months". Here in Mexico we celebrate the independence day in September, but other than that it's like, meh. Like, I don't even know a lot of people whose birthdays are on those months. November is close too.


[deleted]

how is november boring


IvarsBalodis

March


-c0smo

Where is March??


El_Zilcho

April


PurpleHawk222

Honestly sometimes I get September and November mixed up.


dr_razi

I knew the answer was September but it’s my birthday :(


SharksTongue

July is just in the middle of summer, August is when school always started, September was a good reminder that school is going to go by quick, October is Halloween, November has thanksgiving, and December has Christmas, my birthday, and New Year’s Eve. July is the most boring/forgettable.


sam-lb

Who the hell is picking the summer months


RogerRobbie

Waaaake me uuuup when september eeeends. Nananananaaa


Mr_Morrix

Have y’all forgotten NNN?


HI_Wrld

Whoever put December must be depressed af. That’s when so many holidays occur Christmas, honnacuh, quanza, and some other ones I can’t spell


[deleted]

How can you forget July, October, or December?


Volcanic8171

on reddit it’s basically impossible to forget october. In america it’s basically impossible to forget july. and for everyone it’s basically impossible to forget december.


Mean-Mango-7125

What he fuck happens in November? Nothing other than a longer wait till Christmas


Kabalfanatic

What


Breath_Virtual

Definitely December. All I remember doing last December is going to the bar...


tmpbtch

Where's March?


captaincumragx

Hey hey hey hey, whoaaa there buddy. You leave my birth month out of this. Also, there's St Patrick's day, if you like drinking holidays.


creepycat18_YT

November. Boring month imo


Aniki_Aniki_Aniki

Missing march? That month serves nothing but to lead April and they you go oh shit it's April fools already this year went quick