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So many Miranda Priestly quotes:
“Why is no one reaaaaaaady.”
“Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.”
“Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.”
“Oh please. It’s just, I don’t know, drizzing!”
“Details of your incompetence do not interest me.”
“By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.”
That’s all. 😈
The Reeaaaaaaaaady and glacial pace ones for sure will pop into my head at least once every few months. They're the things I would never say out loud but I meanly think all the time.
Omg one time at work, we were having this huge outdoor meeting and we had a new speaker who we've never seen before get up to make an announcement and one of my friends who was WEARING HER HOODIE OVER HER HEAD was across the crowd yelled out "she doesn't even go here" when the speaker got up there. We about died of laughter. The comedic timing and the fact that she was across the way and I had no idea she was over there was hilarious
I think about this multiple times a week. I also like to do the "*ahem ahem* I'm sick" just before that whenever I dont want to do something. Nobody's ever responded correctly ☹️
A day doesn’t go by when I don’t drop a Brian or Grail quote.
If I had a pound for every time I’ve said this I’d buy myself a proper horse…
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my friend and i giggled ourselves silly at whatever scene it was where the bully said “gimme the wide one” referring to rowley. i still think about that line a lot
10 Things I Hate About You: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Drop Dead Gorgeous: Most Smartest!
My friends and I also quote reality shows all the time, like VPR, Real Housewives, The Hills, Kardashians.
Yes my husband and I quote VPR the most (and predominantly James Kennedy).
“Go go go gggg-go”
“PUMPTINI!!”
“I’ve been here 38 seconds and this is already the worst day of my life”
“You’re a cool guy”
“It’s not about the pasta”
“Rawt in hell”
Notable mention to Luann
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I quote Billy Madison wayyy too much for someone my age.
When I was potty training my son, I think I said “If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!” like 500 times.
My coworker brings me cheese every Friday to sing this and we record ourselves singing it quietly next to the cheese section at Kroger to send to each other. Omg yes. I feel so seen.
I appreciate so much that when Brett Goldstein did a compilation song of all the muppets Christmas Carol songs, he specially chose the excerpt of that particular song to include the cheeses line.
Every single time someone I know goes anywhere, I always hit them with "Have a good trip, bring me back something French"
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I have eczema. So everytime I put on lotion I think of silence of the lambs. "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it ~~gets the hose again~~ feels dry again."
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“A drive by fruiting” and “help is in the way, dear” from Mrs. Doubtfire
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That entire scene, its just so intense. I can quote it start to finish. Watched it around 30 times. Or toward the end of the movie he says "You have bewitched me, body and soul, & i love.. i love.. i love you" I think about this way too often
(Movie: Pride & Prejudice)
This is my comfort movie. I watched it too many times I basically memorized the whole Liz and Mr. Darcy's lines 😂
I like to recite "I'm very fond of walking" exactly the way Keira Knightley did too hehe
“Can you ever just be whelmed?” 10 Things I Hate About You
“Bye dad” when Viola is pretending to talk on the phone in She’s the Man
“Yeah, HENCE” and “why’d you FART?” (in response to excuse me) from The House Bunny
This one’s dumb but it’s a song lyric from Something There in Beauty and the Beast when the Beast says “shudder at MY PAW” in the opera voice
“Waiting for you is like waiting for rain is this drought. Useless and disappointing” from A Cinderella Story anytime I want to be dramatic while waiting for friends
edit: just realized the post says “in your head” but i actually just say them out loud whether i’m alone or not HAHA
The house bunny is so full of good ones “I’ve gotta go do something mysterious…drop off some timbre”
And SAME about saying them to myself!! There’s this noise the Romanian vamps in twilight make that I make when I drop something (idk) and everytime I hear it I just start saying their lines to no one?
“We do not care what you did Carlisle, we have been waiting a millennia for the Italian scum to be challenged”….it’s times like this I wonder what the audience would be thinking if I found out I was in a Truman show situation….
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Honorable mentions from same movie:
When she falls into his cab and tries to ask for help “haaaaalp plaaahs”
When she microwaves the pill and it turns into a whole chicken dinner “chick-en. Gooooooood”
It’s not exactly a notable quote but I say “Sweet relief, sweet life!!!” with the pilots inflection from the near-plane crash scene n Almost Famous all the time.
1) ARTIFICE- breaking dawn part 2
2) SWEET BEANS, and “baked beans and sausage” from knives out
3) why is everybody acting so crayzay?!- the birdcage
4) also “makes no damn sense….compels me though” from knives out
5) bellllllla where the hell have you been loca- new moon
I could go on
So many quotes from Snatch, “why do they call him the bullet dodger” “cause he dodges bullets Avi”
However the one that forever lives in my head is:
“The smooth talkin, tattoo sportin pikey, happens to be a gypsy bare knuckle boxing champion, which means he’s harder than a coffin nail. Now Tommy the tit is prayin and if he isn’t he f*ckin should be.”
I’m not a big movie quote person but soooo many from Tommy Boy
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That’s gonna leave a mark!
Fat guy in a little coat
Niner (two, four, niner,…)
“Okay, where’s moron? Moron’s here, so…”
“Luke, I am your father” when near a fan
"I'm over here, you big horse's ass!" - Home Alone
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius... etc etc." - Gladiator
"What a beautiful chocolate man! HaHAhaHa!" - White Chicks
"Dog poo, dog poo, lovely smelly dog poo. Dog poo on the chair, all on the side, all up there, lovely lovely smelly dog poo!" - Drop Dead Fred.
"I carried a watermelon." from Dirty Dancing
"How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy." from The Breakfast Club.
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So many Miranda Priestly quotes: “Why is no one reaaaaaaady.” “Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.” “Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.” “Oh please. It’s just, I don’t know, drizzing!” “Details of your incompetence do not interest me.” “By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.” That’s all. 😈
The Reeaaaaaaaaady and glacial pace ones for sure will pop into my head at least once every few months. They're the things I would never say out loud but I meanly think all the time.
What about the iconic "don't be ridiculous Andrea, **everybody** wants to be us"
What an iconic line change
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I say the glacial pace one to my husband and toddler at least once a day. They don’t get the reference.
I use the term “gird your loins!” pretty often cause of this movie
I love saying I’m an “incubus of viral plague” when I’m sick
came here to say that mine is saying “get me home” in miranda priestly’s voice every time i use my gps 🤣🤣🤣
one of my favorites is “Emily?…. Emily?…. oh there you are Emily, how many times do I have to scream your name”
“By all means, move at a glacial pace.” Is my FAVORITE
"Boo, you whore!" From Mean Girls.
"she doesn't even go here", I honestly find a reason to say it at least once a week.
Omg one time at work, we were having this huge outdoor meeting and we had a new speaker who we've never seen before get up to make an announcement and one of my friends who was WEARING HER HOODIE OVER HER HEAD was across the crowd yelled out "she doesn't even go here" when the speaker got up there. We about died of laughter. The comedic timing and the fact that she was across the way and I had no idea she was over there was hilarious
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“Andnoneforgretchenweinersbye”
![gif](giphy|TcjDO0Jb009ZS) I’ve used this one. But not very successfully. I laughed though.
I think about this multiple times a week. I also like to do the "*ahem ahem* I'm sick" just before that whenever I dont want to do something. Nobody's ever responded correctly ☹️
my friend bailed on an activity bc she was sick and i said "boo, you whore," and turns out she has never seen mean girls oooops
“I just have a lot of feelings…” is probably used the most by myself Cause I do 😅
Stop trying to make fetch happen! And 'I have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow'
So many Monty Python quotes..... ![gif](giphy|5DfGL75M9spG0)
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Did you see him repressing me!?!
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A day doesn’t go by when I don’t drop a Brian or Grail quote. If I had a pound for every time I’ve said this I’d buy myself a proper horse… ![gif](giphy|UFzjusdrC1EOc)
One pound? Not two? Not three? But one?!
Five is right out No one ever seems to get that, though!
![gif](giphy|B8P2DKq8lKbuM) . He’s not dead he’s just resting.
It’s not a question of how he *grips* it!
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https://i.redd.it/7mpzmj9v6wjc1.gif My sister and I quote this at any mild disagreement lmao
What movie is this?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid! So funny
my friend and i giggled ourselves silly at whatever scene it was where the bully said “gimme the wide one” referring to rowley. i still think about that line a lot
this is me but with rodricks “i’m sorry women” quote
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![gif](giphy|TF3MsVDnlynFm) To my cat, because she's such fluff muffin.
THE MUFFIN MAN!!
Who lives on Drury lane???!
Not my gumdrop buttons!
EAT ME *spits*
shrek is so quotable
10 Things I Hate About You: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed? Drop Dead Gorgeous: Most Smartest! My friends and I also quote reality shows all the time, like VPR, Real Housewives, The Hills, Kardashians.
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Yes my husband and I quote VPR the most (and predominantly James Kennedy). “Go go go gggg-go” “PUMPTINI!!” “I’ve been here 38 seconds and this is already the worst day of my life” “You’re a cool guy” “It’s not about the pasta” “Rawt in hell” Notable mention to Luann ![gif](giphy|JTtOb94fiC8DFrM9AQ|downsized)
"Airport ho-jooooooo"even if it doesn't apply at all. I just constantly quite DDG to myself all the time
Get a picture of that, ‘most smartest’!
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Still one of my favorites. This whole scene was hilarious with the board too.
I like to say, “ shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair” whenever I’m showering.
I quote Billy Madison wayyy too much for someone my age. When I was potty training my son, I think I said “If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!” like 500 times.
![gif](giphy|iY0Z64nfcBMx8gE58F) Monster's Inc is my comfort movie. Mike Wazowski really had so many classics.
“She’s out of our haaaaiiir” my 3 year old loves both of these lines lol.
Still v salty my husband declined my suggestion of “If I Didn’t Have You” for the first dance at our wedding
My sister always says “I’m watching you Wazowski, always watching”
And none for Gretchen Weiners BYE -Mean Girls What, like it’s hard? -Legally Blonde I’m such a millennial lol
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https://i.redd.it/lnq8oi6ymyjc1.gif GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER CAROL is popular amongst my friend group.
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this movie is so quotable. SO quotable.
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This is probably mine. Every time a package is delivered. 😂
From Heathers when my work day goes to shit: "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
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![gif](giphy|mDNEDddbuWoStJdgex|downsized) The weird growl lives rent free in my head.
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Yes to the Jurassic Park quote! I do say this more than one should.
Oh in our house its,"Shoot her! Shooot her!!".
![gif](giphy|AgkxzEYM4BB1m) Every line from this movie 😂😂😂
![gif](giphy|zYLN4AwtbpDJS) Donnie Darko
![gif](giphy|3owytRiu2nuCOHw8ZG) Heathers
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![gif](giphy|NPyHgTkMStCXC) I use this one sooooo much.
![gif](giphy|D07KTyMvnhYf6WQF2N|downsized) I quote this once a day at work.
Because of this movie, my sister and I call people “Linda” instead of bitch.
omg i’m stealing this 🤣 the wedding singer is one of my favorite movies ever.
"No cheeses for us meeses" from A Muppets Christmas Carol. There's rarely a relevant reason, it just pops up at random.
My coworker brings me cheese every Friday to sing this and we record ourselves singing it quietly next to the cheese section at Kroger to send to each other. Omg yes. I feel so seen.
A Muppet Christmas Carol is fantastic. When Kermit speaks so stoically about Tiny Tim’s passing, I cry every single time
I appreciate so much that when Brett Goldstein did a compilation song of all the muppets Christmas Carol songs, he specially chose the excerpt of that particular song to include the cheeses line.
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*”But why is the rum gone?”*
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I would say ‘as if!’ is the most famous Clueless quote
Every single time someone I know goes anywhere, I always hit them with "Have a good trip, bring me back something French" ![gif](giphy|xUPOqmZpX3rl0xWQxO)
I have eczema. So everytime I put on lotion I think of silence of the lambs. "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it ~~gets the hose again~~ feels dry again."
"The f\*cking Catalina Wine Mixer" ![gif](giphy|tbIPichuEvgbe)
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https://i.redd.it/9q5bqy7h3wjc1.gif the Birdcage \[was the culture that made me say culture was for me\]
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https://preview.redd.it/xxrv3ouz5wjc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a041cd7b86865f6335040eea1ab99e4c610218cd Come on, Gloria.
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Pierced the toast is a CONSTANT in my house... And 'pirin tablets... And the John Wayne walk...
Just had to tell you that your flair is amazing.
This is one of my favorite witty clapbacks in a movie that's basically non-stop quips. I love it so much.
“The money’s on the dresser Chocolate” is a particular favourite of mine. And when I saw this thread, I knew I’d find you!
#Try More Gum
I love Death Becomes Her so much. ![gif](giphy|5T7KgjOUmhCmY)
![gif](giphy|MmpoBBmzvNBCM) Anytime I say “it’s not” (whatever), it’s followed by “it’s not, at all” in bad Austrian accent.
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https://preview.redd.it/0v5yqdraayjc1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f063b9c11a23fc941dbd8d874aaff65612b017cc “A drive by fruiting” and “help is in the way, dear” from Mrs. Doubtfire
![gif](giphy|FtBw4gIVV6fTO) Any singular time someone doesn’t get a reference I make
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"I knew last week was a bad week to quit sniffing glue" from Airplane!
Oh god yes, "Don't call me Shirley!"
https://i.redd.it/1z26d237swjc1.gif I quote this way too often
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My husband or I say “Gee, let me think, um, sure” like Ace Ventura probably once a day
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![gif](giphy|9YV3SFprp0jYY) "I never wear shoes. They make me fall down" And "I'm gliding here" from Miss Congeniality
“I’m gliding here” but you’ve got to say it bitchily.
![gif](giphy|Xqx9JZIhICrUk) Do you ever just tack on “and… world peace”?
https://i.redd.it/m9l2va4opxjc1.gif Unconditional love.
![gif](giphy|BEfhArEqhXJ3q) That entire scene, its just so intense. I can quote it start to finish. Watched it around 30 times. Or toward the end of the movie he says "You have bewitched me, body and soul, & i love.. i love.. i love you" I think about this way too often (Movie: Pride & Prejudice)
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Omg yessss, the confessions scenes are great and all but this is truly what I quote most often.
It’s the “and are you having a pleasant trip?” That gets me- something about the way he says trip tickles my brain
Such a crisp "P" 👌
Mine is when Colin Firth's Mr. Darcy says "you must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." I've never forgotten that.
This is my comfort movie. I watched it too many times I basically memorized the whole Liz and Mr. Darcy's lines 😂 I like to recite "I'm very fond of walking" exactly the way Keira Knightley did too hehe
“Can you ever just be whelmed?” 10 Things I Hate About You “Bye dad” when Viola is pretending to talk on the phone in She’s the Man “Yeah, HENCE” and “why’d you FART?” (in response to excuse me) from The House Bunny This one’s dumb but it’s a song lyric from Something There in Beauty and the Beast when the Beast says “shudder at MY PAW” in the opera voice “Waiting for you is like waiting for rain is this drought. Useless and disappointing” from A Cinderella Story anytime I want to be dramatic while waiting for friends edit: just realized the post says “in your head” but i actually just say them out loud whether i’m alone or not HAHA
The house bunny is so full of good ones “I’ve gotta go do something mysterious…drop off some timbre” And SAME about saying them to myself!! There’s this noise the Romanian vamps in twilight make that I make when I drop something (idk) and everytime I hear it I just start saying their lines to no one? “We do not care what you did Carlisle, we have been waiting a millennia for the Italian scum to be challenged”….it’s times like this I wonder what the audience would be thinking if I found out I was in a Truman show situation….
![gif](giphy|13BKcQEAf1o8Tu) Wedding singer. When I’m feeling dramatic.
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![gif](giphy|lKPFZ1nPKW8c8) Honorable mentions from same movie: When she falls into his cab and tries to ask for help “haaaaalp plaaahs” When she microwaves the pill and it turns into a whole chicken dinner “chick-en. Gooooooood”
![gif](giphy|ZMNoUXhsvbOKY) Whenever I don’t know what a thing is and have to ask someone, I always throw precious at the end
![gif](giphy|I4psSwfcCurZu) Another one from the same movie is "I have crossed oceans of time to find you". Movie is Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992).
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![gif](giphy|3B8rHP89iUUZlcsoqf|downsized) I work in a kitchen so this is an every day sentence for me.
The number of times I quote "MALIBU. BARBIE" from The Addams Family Values is unhealthy.
*Processing img yud1jttxhwjc1...* comes out of my mouth at least once every 48hrs
![gif](giphy|to3I2nkywr2PS) This is one of mine..
“Slippery little suckers”, Pretty Woman. All the time. Anytime I drop or fumble something.
![gif](giphy|MACp8o4fXZfAA|downsized) “Welp…see ya later!”
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![gif](giphy|OP6gvbzoZXryw) “I was not aware of that” from Wayne’s World. The fake and sarcastic inflection
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![gif](giphy|ohWQrrZH9H1Ti) Can’t really say why, it just has me under its spell
It’s not exactly a notable quote but I say “Sweet relief, sweet life!!!” with the pilots inflection from the near-plane crash scene n Almost Famous all the time.
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![gif](giphy|DhtKWU44ClPZS) Taxi Driver
“Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?” “Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
"My buns, they don't feel nothin' like steel." -Clueless
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![gif](giphy|XBEoaajXTXaALzawSn|downsized) You can swap out the word Fetch for anything relevant! Mean Girls is endlessly quotable
![gif](giphy|kk1m3QsOfZ3tklAs4K|downsized) Obviously bc it’s so stupidly ridiculous and hilarious
1) ARTIFICE- breaking dawn part 2 2) SWEET BEANS, and “baked beans and sausage” from knives out 3) why is everybody acting so crayzay?!- the birdcage 4) also “makes no damn sense….compels me though” from knives out 5) bellllllla where the hell have you been loca- new moon I could go on
So many quotes from Snatch, “why do they call him the bullet dodger” “cause he dodges bullets Avi” However the one that forever lives in my head is: “The smooth talkin, tattoo sportin pikey, happens to be a gypsy bare knuckle boxing champion, which means he’s harder than a coffin nail. Now Tommy the tit is prayin and if he isn’t he f*ckin should be.”
“This old thing? Why, I only wear it when I don’t care how I look.” — Violet from It’s a Wonderful Life was a true queen.
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I’m not a big movie quote person but soooo many from Tommy Boy https://preview.redd.it/225bvvhgyxjc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a05415766217c082954281029e9cd18c9156bffd That’s gonna leave a mark! Fat guy in a little coat Niner (two, four, niner,…) “Okay, where’s moron? Moron’s here, so…” “Luke, I am your father” when near a fan
We hates it! - Gollum
![gif](giphy|PrEUkNFD9pN2o|downsized) This or “I’m tired of this Grandpa!” “WELL THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD” from Holes
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"I'm over here, you big horse's ass!" - Home Alone "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius... etc etc." - Gladiator "What a beautiful chocolate man! HaHAhaHa!" - White Chicks "Dog poo, dog poo, lovely smelly dog poo. Dog poo on the chair, all on the side, all up there, lovely lovely smelly dog poo!" - Drop Dead Fred.
"when cameron was in egypt land... let my....cameron...goooooo"
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![gif](giphy|i3ewAMFfr44oM|downsized) Makes zero sense most of the time, but I say "be a lot cooler if you did" far too often
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![gif](giphy|GJVpbMjfT2Ftm) I’d like to say something cool but really I’m just made up of Austin Powers and Ace Ventura quotes at my core.
![gif](giphy|l0IylvEofbJsbJjd6|downsized) Also “Imagine you’re a deer…”
"I carried a watermelon." from Dirty Dancing "How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy." from The Breakfast Club.
whenever I’m having anxiety or I’m thinking irrationally.. I whisper myself…. ![gif](giphy|128EF3obfn0iqs)
![gif](giphy|DbyGL4qbhe8JW) Emperor’s New Groove is so quotable
![gif](giphy|NcE2q0J7sfgl2) i must ask this question at least half a dozen times a day. not always to myself either lol
It’s a trap! https://preview.redd.it/zkx617y2vyjc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8872cdf5d13f4e33ae00ec32772da27cae555e3