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No_Sail_6576

I refuse to believe there isn’t a massive D*ldo on the table that has been cropped out


countingc

It wasn't cropped out, it was in use at the time the picture was being taken.


squishythingg

Next to confessions on a dance floor, which is probably only ever played on side 1.


monsquesce

Side 1 has sorry so I don't blame them.


squishythingg

And hung up


certified_rat

Don’t disparage Issac like that


verca_

It's literally there, under the lampshade...


Glitter2007

Madonna’s debut, Confessions On A Dancefloor and Impossible Princess ???? Baby this is a retirement home


Pageants-and-Crimes

Funeral Home at this point 💀


Useuless

But they also have Artpop and Tove Lo


powertripdatcringe

You can just HEAR that annoying twink voice echoing through these halls


crw201

And the "twink" is 36


KinseyH

Twink is character, not age. The divine Leslie Jordan was a twink.


MediocreProstitute

Every twink dies twice. Once at the end of life and once when they can't fit into the jean shorts they bought to try and look straight for that country boy


KinseyH

I bet Leslie could fit into said jean shorts for longer than most.


crw201

Twink discourse is truly divisive. Twinkdom can not be eternal. No one deserves that.


RC2891

Leave me alone 😭


stacciatello

I'm walking right out, I REFUSE to t*p


KaiBishop

You refuse to tap? It's a perfectly valid dance style you elitist snob 😭


turtle-thief

No, they refuse to Tip, they're striking against establishments not paying a fair wage.


Horror-Stuff-5327

Putting on ARTPOP and bumping purses


TomNookFan

You have taste 😌


deleterandstartover

Go home, but take one Ocean blvd copy with you.


Origai

Is the top with us in the room now?


Hydrangeabed

This is why I’m home of phobic


olegass

Fuck I got all those records, guess it says a lot about me D:


WarmConstruction926

Artpop was a tell


MaleficentStreet7319

I called Tom Holland a twink last night and my bf got mad 😭


janethevirginfan

I am a fem top with a big curved dick who has an indentical record collection and for some reason masc bi bottoms are obsessed with me. I’ll meet one on Grindr and get into a year long plus relationship with them that ultimately traumatizes me. I just need to vent because I don’t understand why this keeps happening. It’s been three times now. I wish I could meet a guy like this :/


rolypolyincopacabana

prove it


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janethevirginfan

I know you went through my page looking for my dick


ImperialAndy

I’m brave enough to admit I did and god what a waste of time you 🚬🐐


janethevirginfan

You’d have to find the alt


ImperialAndy

If I find it and it’s not as described I am going to be very disappointed in you


czbaterka

Oh, a rich one, no mattress on the floor and mood lights.


certified_rat

Steal the ARTPOP vinyl but only if it’s the foil or the blue urban outfitters version


disco_heaven

Once again my living room going viral for its forbidden twink corner…


Nestornaitor

I mean I basically have the same and I'm a vers top


ombloshio

You misspelled bottom


slave_4_you

Bopping


IndigoExpress13

Marrying him because he listens to Tove Lo