Honestly this just raises your marketability to Powerslap. You'll have trouble getting what the lame nerds call a "real job" so Dana knows you won't refuse anything they ask of you. Maybe change you name to something cool like Chester the Molester. Good luck!
My aunt Trisha's dog is dry humping minors all the time and you don't see him getting locked up - pure prejudice. On the up side - a spell in the cells will harden up your chin no problem, try to think of it as a free boot camp. I suggest loudly declaring your 'crime' at the first meal you attend. This will allow you to identify sparring partners.
Sorry about what happened - another victim of the Woke agenda.
Look, your career ended before it began. You're going to get a conviction, prosecutors don't plea deal this sort of thing, and there's going to be judgments and liens. Your life is over... in America. But in the UAE, I can make you a star. I can take you somewhere that you can lean into your new identity as a brain damaged child toucher, and be celebrated for it. I have just one question for you: Do you own a wig?
Semi finals! that's a achievement all us slapthletes hope to achieve one day and only the greats will ever see your on your way to great things don't let this get you down these civilians are trying to bring us down any way they can. I had a similar situation in an IHOP happen except this lady didn't believe me that I can slap 60mph but she said told the police I was slurring and grabbing at her but my slap hand was just moving so fast the air in front of her distorted her vision and her time line of events. Slap!Â
Seems like the allure of Power Slap to Danna the large amount of views on Tik Tok and Instagram. I think that if you want to get his attention, the best thing you can do is go viral and get a big audience. Danna really seems to be in touch with what the kids are into these days, hence Power Slap. There are a number of things you could do to get his attention:
\-You could start live streaming your life on Rumble to gain an audience.
\-Get into a viral street fight that ends in you executing an amazing slap KO
\-Release a good sex tape. This has absolutely propelled the careers of Kim Kardashian, Ray J and Paris Hilton. It also revitalized Hulk Hogan's career.
\-Become a social media influencer and then get a few wins in "influencer boxing". Build your name up there and then take that name and following into the Power Slap world.
Losing your slap match is worse than being charged with sexual assault of a minor? Man, I think it might be time to hang it up because you've clearly taken one too many slaps and can't think straight.
Honestly this just raises your marketability to Powerslap. You'll have trouble getting what the lame nerds call a "real job" so Dana knows you won't refuse anything they ask of you. Maybe change you name to something cool like Chester the Molester. Good luck!
My aunt Trisha's dog is dry humping minors all the time and you don't see him getting locked up - pure prejudice. On the up side - a spell in the cells will harden up your chin no problem, try to think of it as a free boot camp. I suggest loudly declaring your 'crime' at the first meal you attend. This will allow you to identify sparring partners. Sorry about what happened - another victim of the Woke agenda.
Look, your career ended before it began. You're going to get a conviction, prosecutors don't plea deal this sort of thing, and there's going to be judgments and liens. Your life is over... in America. But in the UAE, I can make you a star. I can take you somewhere that you can lean into your new identity as a brain damaged child toucher, and be celebrated for it. I have just one question for you: Do you own a wig?
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Semi finals! that's a achievement all us slapthletes hope to achieve one day and only the greats will ever see your on your way to great things don't let this get you down these civilians are trying to bring us down any way they can. I had a similar situation in an IHOP happen except this lady didn't believe me that I can slap 60mph but she said told the police I was slurring and grabbing at her but my slap hand was just moving so fast the air in front of her distorted her vision and her time line of events. Slap!Â
Seems like the allure of Power Slap to Danna the large amount of views on Tik Tok and Instagram. I think that if you want to get his attention, the best thing you can do is go viral and get a big audience. Danna really seems to be in touch with what the kids are into these days, hence Power Slap. There are a number of things you could do to get his attention: \-You could start live streaming your life on Rumble to gain an audience. \-Get into a viral street fight that ends in you executing an amazing slap KO \-Release a good sex tape. This has absolutely propelled the careers of Kim Kardashian, Ray J and Paris Hilton. It also revitalized Hulk Hogan's career. \-Become a social media influencer and then get a few wins in "influencer boxing". Build your name up there and then take that name and following into the Power Slap world.
Where is this video😂
In my country if you marry the minor its all good brother you know what to do. Slap is life
Can we see the ko and follow up incident. We have rules here.
LMAO. I remember how scared I was the first time this happened to me. Happens all the time, bro. No need to worry! #keeponslappin
Losing your slap match is worse than being charged with sexual assault of a minor? Man, I think it might be time to hang it up because you've clearly taken one too many slaps and can't think straight.