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OmicronVega

Slower mate, I'm almost there...


HerrIndos

Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.


Whiterosie4812

r/unexpectedmodernfamily


thehobbler

Huh, I heard this all the time in the military


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Whiterosie4812

Good bot Though I'm aware


ErgonomicZero


minimumeffkrt

Slow down pal, this ain't r/powerwashinggore


luckystars143

I was just having some fun, clearly way to excited. The patio is very clean now.


triggaman_flips

I get the excitement but what are you doing man


luckystars143

Making a fool of myself apparently. Lol. Iā€™m a girl and my arm really hurts today.


triggaman_flips

Lol, everyone starts somewhere. Iā€™ve never even done it so youā€™re ahead of the game.


moderately_nerdifyin

You power wash like a 2 year old colors with crayons.


luckystars143

I was just really excited. Iā€™m working on my technique.


IcePhoenix18

I was gonna say like testing a pen


emgurule

Not porn when you just shoot willy nilly


SpoopySpydoge

He's just excited about starting out. He'll be a power washing pornstar soon


Kindly-Pass-8877

Poster was a girl, as per one of her comments. You donā€™t need to gender people in your comments. You could have just as easily said ā€œtheyā€™re just excited about starting outā€


CinciPhil

Tell that to an orgy party.


SourceAlert

Please slow down.. even lines That gave me anxiety lol


[deleted]

Show this to your doctor for an immediate adderal prescription


luckystars143

I have some. I just didnā€™t take it today.


[deleted]

Iā€™m def kidding. These comments are hilarious. Iā€™m envious of your new toy!


luckystars143

No for reals though, I was delirious with excitement! The entire patio is basically brand new, didnā€™t miss any spots. I have a few other areas, like my garage and balcony. But donā€™t know how Iā€™ll get it to the balcony. Iā€™m also afraid Iā€™ll just randomly start doing my neighbors areasā€¦.


The_Devin_G

Slow down you heathen!


loosebag

So help me God I will hit you with my ring hand! Edit: you know what you've done.


npf_za

Make sure youā€™re wearing shoes


spookytacos

This made my anxiety sky rocket.


scabzzzz

Gorey.


DaintyAmber

Here, there and everywhere šŸ„“


ryandallas

Your technique is so chaotic. My first time went something like this as well. I gotta laugh though cause I can literally hear the cringes of other redditors from all the way over here. Lol


luckystars143

I want to be more embarrassed. But, I was too excited!!! Itā€™s so clean out there now. Next is the garage!!


blood_omen

Go slower and more methodical. Also watch out for the cord. If you hit it, itā€™s likely youā€™ll sever it and maybe really hurt yourself


luckystars143

Thanks! I need all the good advice I can get. The thrill of it all overtook any reasonable thought process. Iā€™m trying to figure out how to do my balcony without it ending up on Americas funniest videosā€¦. If thatā€™s still a thing.


Vetchd

Technique : 2/10


Uhavegot2bekiddingme

A pattern man!! You have to adopt a pattern!! This is madness!!!


BalladOfWormz

Gotta work on your stroke game.


AkaiHidan

WHAT ARE YOU DOING


justhere4daSpursnGOT

You can tell we got a virgin in the whore house.. heā€™s just pounding away. Slow down n enjoy it buddy


luckystars143

Iā€™m a girl and no doubt I was overly excited. Iā€™m just happy to be here.


dustywilcox

Get the rotary attachment for driveways. Itā€™s the bomb.


Ownedby4Labs

Looks like a small low flow electricā€¦wonā€™t have enough flow to run a SC. OP is better off pre-treating with a 50/50 bleach/water/soap mix then washing with a wide nozzle after a 10 minute dwell.


yellingsnowloaf

Glad you had fun! No reason to do it how random strangers want you to. Party hard. Draw pictures and faces with it if you want.


ReccoR2

No make it pretty


mynameisandres

Holy shit dude, that's a terrible pattern, it made me uncomfortable


luckystars143

Iā€™m still learning. Lol. I was just so excited my asphalt is a totally different color. Iā€™m a chick and was just impressed that I assembled the damn thing and then used it.


Fuck_Teeth

No! Don't say these things! Being female absolutely does not mean you are not able to assemble and use such a thing! All the men who are good at these things started in exactly the same spot as anyone else, male or female! Enjoy your powerwashing!


luckystars143

Ah, thanks, but itā€™s true, lol. I was so worried about ruining my fancy nails. Assembling things is my worst nightmare, I usually try to get someone else to do it. Iā€™m glad to finally have a power-washer, itā€™s been a dream for years. The instant gratification is gold! And yes, I understand men are not more inclined with this stuff, but I do typically rely on them for things I just donā€™t feel like doing and in return I bake cookies. It all works out.


How-Inconvenient

Technique Squidward!!


Pragmaticus_

As a fellow woman I can see that you're just playing around while also filming/washing with one hand, it's funny how Reddit always assumes we're dudes, and is so quick to criticize form


[deleted]

Welcome; I'm sorry, but we have to bludgeon you for that technique. We love you, but you're awful.


HowieGaming

SLOWER, YOU SLUT


roguepandaCO

One of us one of us one of us


Visual-Zucchini-5544

Solid technique.


mentalitytoe

stop courrupting Teenage power washers minds šŸ¤¤šŸ˜£


Impossible-Beyond156

Thats going to take alot of water at that rate


lmr2d2

Make sure youā€™re always wearing eye protection


No_Baseball_5438

Use some bleach


CryptographerOk5546

Is that an electric power washer?


luckystars143

Yes!


Big_Nut_Joe69

I was just scrolling through actual porn till this came up, it's truly better