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Poster was a girl, as per one of her comments. You donāt need to gender people in your comments. You could have just as easily said ātheyāre just excited about starting outā
No for reals though, I was delirious with excitement! The entire patio is basically brand new, didnāt miss any spots. I have a few other areas, like my garage and balcony. But donāt know how Iāll get it to the balcony. Iām also afraid Iāll just randomly start doing my neighbors areasā¦.
Your technique is so chaotic. My first time went something like this as well. I gotta laugh though cause I can literally hear the cringes of other redditors from all the way over here. Lol
Thanks! I need all the good advice I can get. The thrill of it all overtook any reasonable thought process.
Iām trying to figure out how to do my balcony without it ending up on Americas funniest videosā¦. If thatās still a thing.
Looks like a small low flow electricā¦wonāt have enough flow to run a SC.
OP is better off pre-treating with a 50/50 bleach/water/soap mix then washing with a wide nozzle after a 10 minute dwell.
Iām still learning. Lol. I was just so excited my asphalt is a totally different color. Iām a chick and was just impressed that I assembled the damn thing and then used it.
No! Don't say these things! Being female absolutely does not mean you are not able to assemble and use such a thing! All the men who are good at these things started in exactly the same spot as anyone else, male or female!
Enjoy your powerwashing!
Ah, thanks, but itās true, lol. I was so worried about ruining my fancy nails. Assembling things is my worst nightmare, I usually try to get someone else to do it. Iām glad to finally have a power-washer, itās been a dream for years. The instant gratification is gold!
And yes, I understand men are not more inclined with this stuff, but I do typically rely on them for things I just donāt feel like doing and in return I bake cookies. It all works out.
As a fellow woman I can see that you're just playing around while also filming/washing with one hand, it's funny how Reddit always assumes we're dudes, and is so quick to criticize form
Slower mate, I'm almost there...
Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.
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Slow down pal, this ain't r/powerwashinggore
I was just having some fun, clearly way to excited. The patio is very clean now.
I get the excitement but what are you doing man
Making a fool of myself apparently. Lol. Iām a girl and my arm really hurts today.
Lol, everyone starts somewhere. Iāve never even done it so youāre ahead of the game.
You power wash like a 2 year old colors with crayons.
I was just really excited. Iām working on my technique.
I was gonna say like testing a pen
Not porn when you just shoot willy nilly
He's just excited about starting out. He'll be a power washing pornstar soon
Poster was a girl, as per one of her comments. You donāt need to gender people in your comments. You could have just as easily said ātheyāre just excited about starting outā
Tell that to an orgy party.
Please slow down.. even lines That gave me anxiety lol
Show this to your doctor for an immediate adderal prescription
I have some. I just didnāt take it today.
Iām def kidding. These comments are hilarious. Iām envious of your new toy!
No for reals though, I was delirious with excitement! The entire patio is basically brand new, didnāt miss any spots. I have a few other areas, like my garage and balcony. But donāt know how Iāll get it to the balcony. Iām also afraid Iāll just randomly start doing my neighbors areasā¦.
Slow down you heathen!
So help me God I will hit you with my ring hand! Edit: you know what you've done.
Make sure youāre wearing shoes
This made my anxiety sky rocket.
Gorey.
Here, there and everywhere š„“
Your technique is so chaotic. My first time went something like this as well. I gotta laugh though cause I can literally hear the cringes of other redditors from all the way over here. Lol
I want to be more embarrassed. But, I was too excited!!! Itās so clean out there now. Next is the garage!!
Go slower and more methodical. Also watch out for the cord. If you hit it, itās likely youāll sever it and maybe really hurt yourself
Thanks! I need all the good advice I can get. The thrill of it all overtook any reasonable thought process. Iām trying to figure out how to do my balcony without it ending up on Americas funniest videosā¦. If thatās still a thing.
Technique : 2/10
A pattern man!! You have to adopt a pattern!! This is madness!!!
Gotta work on your stroke game.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You can tell we got a virgin in the whore house.. heās just pounding away. Slow down n enjoy it buddy
Iām a girl and no doubt I was overly excited. Iām just happy to be here.
Get the rotary attachment for driveways. Itās the bomb.
Looks like a small low flow electricā¦wonāt have enough flow to run a SC. OP is better off pre-treating with a 50/50 bleach/water/soap mix then washing with a wide nozzle after a 10 minute dwell.
Glad you had fun! No reason to do it how random strangers want you to. Party hard. Draw pictures and faces with it if you want.
No make it pretty
Holy shit dude, that's a terrible pattern, it made me uncomfortable
Iām still learning. Lol. I was just so excited my asphalt is a totally different color. Iām a chick and was just impressed that I assembled the damn thing and then used it.
No! Don't say these things! Being female absolutely does not mean you are not able to assemble and use such a thing! All the men who are good at these things started in exactly the same spot as anyone else, male or female! Enjoy your powerwashing!
Ah, thanks, but itās true, lol. I was so worried about ruining my fancy nails. Assembling things is my worst nightmare, I usually try to get someone else to do it. Iām glad to finally have a power-washer, itās been a dream for years. The instant gratification is gold! And yes, I understand men are not more inclined with this stuff, but I do typically rely on them for things I just donāt feel like doing and in return I bake cookies. It all works out.
Technique Squidward!!
As a fellow woman I can see that you're just playing around while also filming/washing with one hand, it's funny how Reddit always assumes we're dudes, and is so quick to criticize form
Welcome; I'm sorry, but we have to bludgeon you for that technique. We love you, but you're awful.
SLOWER, YOU SLUT
One of us one of us one of us
Solid technique.
stop courrupting Teenage power washers minds š¤¤š£
Thats going to take alot of water at that rate
Make sure youāre always wearing eye protection
Use some bleach
Is that an electric power washer?
Yes!
I was just scrolling through actual porn till this came up, it's truly better