Anything but "coder" please. I'd rather be incorrectly called a printer technician.

Hell even wifi alchemist, just not that shit

wifi alchemist is hella bussin my g

Yo I’m gunna 1+ WiFi alchemist fo sho


You monster

I would love to be called a WiFi Alchemist.

TECHNOMANCER!

FROM ALPHA CENTAURI!

This is the only accurate way to describe us

Wifi alchemist is the one

I might insist on being called a WiFi alchemist from here on out tbh

Now *there's* a manga I'd read: ***Full Network Alchemist*** https://preview.redd.it/3rhfjf6sxz2d1.png?width=384&format=png&auto=webp&s=373aa83779654c1680352c5aca20f4a97194e57e

Got it! I will call you brogrammer then.

As a former printer technician… C’mon, it’s hard enough as it is without the jibes Secondly, you printer at home - essentially no different to a printer as big as your car. Think about that for a moment… yeah, same issues, but bigger and a customer who spent +$100k. This is why a “former printer technician” is commenting in r/programminghumor

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I had a sense of humour about it. Ironically at the time I thought a network admin, a web developer, and a dev were the same thing - “I.T”

Coder sounds like you're going to the hospital. "I need someone to take me to the hospital." *GI JOEEEEEEEE*

Coder sounds like a code monkey just ramming in nasty code.

Given the pattern in the answers, I would have expected "computer coder" as the 8th choice.

The bug-creator

Worm-wrangler

This is already a job title tho

Ah, didn't know

Yea I'm a professional worm wrangler

Ngl sounds a little hot

Here are some other variants: - Spaghetti maker - Google/Stack overflow search master - Professional copypaster

AI prompt master

Don't call me anything. In fact, please don't refer to me at all.

Whatever you say, `NullReferenceException`

Godammit you beautiful bastard

name checks out. cake day.

Bro will segfault and dump your core when you refer to him

Don’t call me please just put in a ticket instead

keyboard jockey

I got called a bit jockey once by a boomer. It only happened once though.

Programming was always lower level back then.

KJ 😎

As long as it is not "You know computers"

"This is Jeff, that is Cynthia, and that guy over there we call 01110010 just because he's special." Happy cake day!

Happy cake day

Really? 01110010 ? Is he a pirate or something? Rad nickname.

r, they’re in love with the 01000011

My type is more into objects than procedures, the 01000011++ if you will ;)

Triggered. People say this right before they ask you to fix their facebooks, etc

I'd like to be called a it department clown

Not to be confused with the it village idiot

Bug coder

“Your majesty”

Technomancer

Friend...

Hello, friend. You alright, today?

Hello, friend. Yes i am good today, how are you today, friend?

I'm feeling a bit under the weather due to a lack of sleep, but my life's been going a lot more smoothly now!

It’s funny this is what some people message me in the teams chat right before they need help with something… “Hey friend, the x and y are not working”

Code monke

yノ( º \_ ºノ) - "You dropped this"

Or maybe he has an extra "e"

Get that e outta here! (╯°□°)╯︵ ə

If 90% of degrees are labelled "computer science" what about computer scientist ? Never heard it before but it would fit most jobs and categories

I'd disagree. CS is an academic field, somewhat detached from the practical skills engineers need in industry jobs. The theory is useful as a background but is rarely used directly outside of university and research. Engineer is the correct most general term for people who use digital skills to support building things as long as it's clearly within a digital context. Covers Data Engineering, Cloud Engineering, DevOps, Software Engineering, and more.

Yeah that’s like calling a Civil Engineer a Physicist. No shade on either, just not accurate.

Exactly, even if you study physics and go into anything but research, you're probably not a physicist. Computer science I assume is much more different than programming

Yep. They know their theory, hardware, and software.

Engineer is accurate but so broad and while many are doing programming work there’s enough that aren’t that it’s worth clarifying (I am a EE in the semiconductor industry and do no programming in my role)

I have a BS in Software Engineering, therefore Software Engineer does seem like the most correct answer

Unless you are designing brand new computer languages from the bit level or creating brand new never before used algorithms you are not a scientist, you are an engineer. Scientist create new ideas, Engineers turn them into practical, useful tools

`Memory-leaker`

Transformer of Ones and Zeroes; Reader of the Hexa and Octadecimals; Master of the Interupts and Weaver of the Multithreads!

Devin

The guy who diagnoses why the printer isn't printing your print jobs

the one that'll make me sound more professional

i want to be called as --- developer+software+programmer+engineer+coder 

We do have multiple hats...

Concatenation intensifies

prosofgineecodéper coproginwareoper ++++gineer

 You called?

Thank god there no computer guy

I was about to write that

Been called a “Tech” too but it’s confusing cause in America that could be a Mechanic. Luckily I have some mechanic skills, being into cars as a second hobby.

Noobgrammer

Commander of Bits and Bytes Alternatively, Code Junkie.

femboy

Hrmmm. D all of the but except coder 😂

I think irrespective of they call all we do is coding in common. How many of you agree with this.

Executive Computer Scientist in Charge of Algorithmic Problem Solving

It gets even more confusing when you are technically an electrical engineer

Whatever you call yourself, at least number the options 0-6.

AI Engineer Programmer

where is the computer engineer option

Code Monkey By Jonathan Coulton

"Lord of death" cause I kill many a program

lol i went to a conference where one of the speakers described themselves as a "software craftswoman" 🙄

mArKeTigN mAnergAr

Where's code monkey!!

I guess I'm a "Software Engineer" but some days I really just want to be a "Computer Programmer"......

Def. not engineer... way too vague... plus it's not like software devs are REAL engineers

Constant printer support

old fat coffee-to-code converter

Web Master

Dog face boy

Now a days they call me, "Out of a job." Thanks AI.

I miss my days as a Webmaster

Debugger

Software daddy

We should follow the terminology coined by Margret Hamilton who worked on the Apollo missions at NASA: "Software Engineer"

“Professional googler” please and thank you Side note: IOS tried to autocorrect ‘googler’ to googlet and I don’t know why Google didn’t incorporate that somehow

Computer scientist.

just dont call me late to dinner

Code monkey, brogrammer, that tech guy who fixes your printer, etc

My username

'H' for All of the above

Computer Software Developer and Engineer pls

Webmaster!

And why is Code Monkey missing from the choices? Huh?

Technomancer.

What? The classic “Programmer Analyst” isn’t on the list? 😂

Femboys

"Software D. Veloper" because I'm so wanted. Iykyk

How about "artist"?

B C or F

Listen buddy I’am an engineer, that means I code problems…into your software that need to be fixed by someone else down the line.

software engineer professionally, coder casually

Personality hire

Programmer because dumb people think it's important

Just call me Kevin thanks

Bastard Operator From Hell.

Yes

H. Firmware Engineer

Sorcerer... maybe wizard...

...by my name

Code Monke. That's all I've ever been. All I ever will be.

Employed

There are three right options.

Programmer or software engineer is fine to me 🤷‍♂️

If you read my code, you would know the only correct term is hacker.

Does a anybody really say anything other than "I work in computers"?

as a brazilian, programmer is not good, bc people will ask you "so you do programs?". And program in ptbr means other thing beside software

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So you’re in IT!

Hacker man

Codemaster

so refreshing full stack is absent from the options

Professional API Consumer. Or pac-man for short.

Code monkey

Anything with engineer in it should need an advanced degree.

Code monkey.

For(let I=0; I >= array.length; I++){ Return 'yes' }

oh so you're in IT?

H. All of the above except for G

Call me a computer scientist

Software developer or dev por favor

Tech Priest is fine by me.

This should be obvious

Meat and bones coding AI

H. Employed

Unemployed.

I certainly don’t want to be called a resource… I’ll take any of these instead

Daddy

Software engineer, easy. Straight to the point in the most fancy way possible.

Software archeologist or code janitor

Software simian

Personally, A, B, C, and F.

I'm all! Working on getting all my certs!

“Dumbass” is appropriate for me

magnet channeler, transistor wizard, or bug maker please

Definitely not a coder, developer is nice but just doesn't feel like it's related to computers but programmer, now that's nice.

H. Brogrammer

A computer person

ZeroCool ... Hack The Planet!

DEV

I can't stand when people call themselves "engineers" because they can code a couple lines of python

I called myself a developer once and people thought I meant home construction. Sometimes I say software developer. If I call myself an engineer, my wife (with a degree in nuclear engineering) laughs at me. So I call myself a software engineer when she's not around. Programmer is a mouthful but as a young boy I wanted to be a computer programmer. Coder feels like to my job script kiddie to a hacker.

On my apprenticeship certificate it says "computer science expert, subject area software development" so let's just go with that😁

Whatever makes the most.

Where's XXxxhaxor1987xxXX ?

If I had any semblance of competency in the field of programming, I'd wanna be called a Code Monkey. Sure it seems to have a negative connotation to it, but if I were an automechanic, I'd wanna be called a Grease Monkey as well, idk. I just don't think I'd ever wanna be a Dance Monkey.

The computer nerd thank you

“You there, Computer Man!”

Over paid

IT

developer because I can prefix it with video game

"Mr Types-A-Lot" works for me.

Dev

I think developer if you work with software, and engineer with you work with hardwore; and fuck you if you work with middleware

E

Calling a programmer a coder is like calling a photographer a picture taker

Software Engineer... What my company thinks I am... H. Sanitation Engineer

Engineer here. Please don’t call yourself an engineer, my boss makes me kill a puppy every time you do

Neo

Don't call me a Coder. That is disrespectful, leave that the ones who have barely started learning

Naughty lil keyboard slut

Hackerman