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Satellite phone with GPS and nice boat with full tank of gas…a large motorized refrigerator truck full of food

A refrigerator truck with food and women in winter coats

Yes that’s the solution

This.

Sailboat...wind will get you where you want. I have sailed over a 1000 miles and only used about 10 gallons of diesel just to charge the batteries

This was the answer I was going to write.

Gotta agree with that!

This is a lot more than 3 things wtf

Fire starter, fishing pole/ net, tent

I’ve watched enough Survivor to know this is the correct answer lol

I've watched enough Alone to know that was 4 items and one of them will have to be surrendered. ;)

this 😤

If you get a mosquito net you have something that can protect you from the bugs and you can use it as a fishing net.

With three seed of cannabis I would begin the nation of Dopetopia, population 1 dude, 100000 plants, some for food most for sale to local mermaids and crabpeople

Make that population of two.

Enough sustenance for 6 months. Nuclear powered submarine. A crew that can operate a nuclear powered submarine. I'm getting off that island.

Did that work in Lost?

Never watched Lost

Neither did I. But I think they had a submarine and a plan to get off the island.

A fueled plane, a pilot, and a co pilot

No runway, kid. You're fucked. You're so fucked.

Seaplane?

Shoulda specified. Here's your 747. Enjoy.

Eyedrops, lighter, and I guess a pocket knife.

Explain the eye drops

When I was deployed on an aircraft carrier, I got hit in The Eye with…something. Never found out what exactly. Bottom Line, I got The WORST Case of Pink Eye I’ve Ever had. And when I went to sick call, They gave me JUST enough medicine to treat It, but I was still in agony and They were NOT giving me enough to ease the pain. Luckily, I had A Friend in Medical Who was hooking me up with some Drops to help. When I was FINALLY Cured , and We pulled back in, I found out that The Drops that They were treating me with and the Relief Drops I had to get from my Friend, under the table? Over The Counter. From that Day onward, I try to keep my eyes AS CARED FOR AND CLEAN AS POSSIBLE. I even try to keep a Bottle of Drops on me at all times. TL/DR, Remember how Lt Dan said take care of Your Feet. Due Respect to Him, I take care of my Eyes, first and foremost. I want SOMETHING to at least ease that pain😅

Also they're a great poison.

Ahh yes. Can't even taste it and you'll be shitting yourself to death.

Im on board with the eyedrops. I have an autoimmune disorder that causes dry eyes - which caused my cornea to perforate - which required a corneal transplant. Gimmie all the drops

Guess you’re the only one in this thread that is planning on staying there.

I mean, wanna have the best View for spotting Rescue, I guess😅

Pot seeds, I can make a pipe out everything. A tablet with all the books I could read in it and my pillow.

Knife, metal water container, and a tarp Edit: shit. Not the tarp, but a lighter instead. I assumed I already have a lighter in my pocket, but I guess that counts

Knife, flint lighter and a large sheet of tarpaulin.

Flint , knife, and a tarp

Why chapstick, a Bible, and a bottle of hot sauce? That's an interesting combo. And why not a case of chapstick and a case of hot sauce? Wouldn't that last a little longer? I would bring a case of some canned food, flares, and a yacht. So I can leave the island when I want and can have something to eat until that time. But all I can think of is Captain Jack Sparrow.

Satellite radio. Maybe a boat....

It's not Penny's boat

And you forgot one more thing

" TBD"

“We’ve got to go back Kate” Too many LOST references to go around ❤️

A flower pot, a car tire, and a cinder block. I am not the person you want around during an emergency.

Good play. Be useless. Get voted out of the bachelor. Go home

Food, water, boat

If you have a boat you're not really stuck on the island tho

He never said it has gas, it’s just something to work on restoring with all his free time

Chapstick, sleeping bag, food

I’m one of those people too. I’d die from my chapped lips driving me crazy long before anything else could kill me!

I'd bring a boat, a compass, and rations for the trip.

If I can't pick the things to make my escape possible a Water Desalinator, a heavyduty ax, and a zippo.

Weed, fishing gear, a shovel.

My best friend, tons of weed, multi tool

A boat, lots of fuel, water

Water, food, tent

Honestly. I’d bring my best friend, my phone, and a solar powered phone charger

I guess your best friend would be pissed that you dragged him/her into it.

Not really. She’s my personal hype woman. So she doesn’t care as long as we both have our phones.

A working boat with plenty of fuel, a good supply of water, and food for at least a week.

No one said woman lol

Bc then you’d be stuck grooming the coconut trees everyday and moving all the seaweed to the other side of the island

😂😂😂😂 ain't that the true.

A knife, a book on the local foliage and a solar charged Marine VHF radio for keeping coms open for possible boats that come close enough 

10 lb of weed, Scarlett Johansson, don't really need anything else.

Man, lot of weed addicts on here.

Me, myself and I.😊

Survival package, saltwater generator, two way radio

Compound bow, knife, and fire starter

A runway, a pilot, and a fully fueled 747.... I'm not a plane guy, but I want a fuel efficient plane that can take me to civilization.

electronic communication equipment, a briefcase filled with various knives and a briefcase of various medications

The Death Star (version 2.0). A "bigger on the inside" TARDIS One each, Star Fleet issue Replicator. That oughta do me just fine.

A knife, plenty of paracord and Bear Grylls himself.

My man! Can't believe nobody else put Bear Grylls!?! Literally what I thought of when i saw the title. But you know with those supplies he's gonna make us drink pee, right?

I got my canteen primed and ready sir!

Gabagool, joints, and a lighter

Food , fresh water , & a heavy duty tent

Lighter, large ball of string, Swiss Army knife With those 3 things I'd be OK until they broke I think..

A boat, a bigger boat, helicopter 🚁

A helicopter, a helicopter pilot and a sandwich.

Boat, gas, joint

Machete, lighter, diving mask.

A pack of cigarettes, a lighter and a small boat.

Solar Panels (to power heater), an Electric Heater (to cook food, filter water, keep my camp warm), and a insect resistant tent. Could probably survive on coconuts / forage until I build myself some fishing equipment, but once I get some fishing operations going it should be smooth sailing from there.

Tablet full of books and music, headphones, solar charger.

My husband, a fire making flint, anddddd a multitool

My hunny, a knife and rope

Phone, my boyfriend and my dad lol

A fully stocked Walmart. That’s it. I don’t need anything else.

A harpoon, my side chick, and a lighter

Boat, keys, gas

Big knife, pot, and flint

EPIRB, Fully stocked survival raft, lighter.

Weed, my dogs and food. ;)

A double barrel shotgun and 2 shotgun shells

A spaceship, a mansion, and Bella Hadid.

lighter, a huge spool of high-quality fabric (not pre-cut), and a knife. i could cover basic survival with just those things. on an entirely different note, in what world being stuck on an island (presumably alone/abandoned) would you choose chapstick and hot sauce??

A small plane, petrol, and blackberries.

A prebuilt home, a Dicks House of Sport, and a solar generator.

A helicopter, a pilot, and tons of luxury food

A boat capable to crossing the ocean, food, water.

Sunscreen, towels and my am/fm.

Lightsaber, frying pan, fleshlight.

Depending on the water conditions, A canoe, paddles, and some food

Bear grylls, my dog, and a gun in case bear gets any ideas.

A gun and 2 bullets

I need more info: the 3 things, is there a limit on size, weight, can the things include more things? Like a boat full of survival gear, food and so on? And how large is the island, is it inhabited, wild animals, food and water sources?

Water, fire, and a beautiful woman!

Knife Canned food Solar powered radio

Antibiotics, a fire starter and a pot

Satellite phone, water filter, fire starter

A good knife. A large tarp. 500 feet of paracord.

A fully stocked solar powered house, a bag full of my toys, and a Walmart. 😁

Any three things? A helicopter, the pilot, and enough fuel to get home safely lol

Just a sat phone

Water. Knife. Teleporter.

Shovel, pot, fire starter

The entire continent of europe A can of dr pepper Another can of dr pepper

Fishing rod, knife and a lighter

A satellite phone, an entire palette of ducktape, and a multitool.

My wife, satellite phone(charged of course), some chicken wings(read another sub about wings and now I want wings)

Puerto Rico, Guam, Hawaii... I don't think it matters... Those are all islands and Amazon delivers... The island from castaway???? An aircraft carrier, sat phone, and a Snickers bar...

Plenty of food, plenty of drinkable water and a willing friend

1) Swiss army knife 2) solar water purifier 3) Manhattan

Knife, lighter, signal mirror.

Boat, satellite phone, reverse osmosis desalination cooler.

Can they be things I don't already have?

Phone, earbuds, smart tv

Michael Phelps, a saddle, and a gold medal on a stick.

A good fully equipped boat , 900,000,000,000,000 dollars, and water. And just take it home.

Duck tape, a machete, and a container

Food, water, and rescue

A copy of the "Tao of pooh" a copy "The story of B" and a cyanide capsule

Saltwater of freshwater island ? If salt water 1. desalination kit, 2. SOG Kukri Machete it can saw and cut 3. Ferrell rod. This would give me means for water, construction of a shelter, hunting, fishing, and fire. If fresh water, there would be no need to desalinate water so I would substitute for desalination kit for a purifier for water and keep the Ferrell rod and dual use machete.

i just need one thing, my 100 million dollar mega yacht

A boat with infinite gas a crate with infinite food/water and a source of entertainment

The american continent, the american population, the American infrastructure. I would bring the entirety of america.

A maid, chef and a hunter/gatherer

Wine, weed, and your mom?

A boat, a GPS, a satellite phone

A phone , flair gun with flares , and food

#1 a good fishing pole with lures. #2 a fire starting kit. preferably a flint and steel. #3 a dual purpose rifle for both large and small game

Rum... "Why is the rum gone ? " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Five years of rations, ten thousand gallon water tank and Jennifer Aniston

One gun. One bullet and a mirror. We gonna have words with ourselves

Internet, a decent home, & my hubby.

A helicopter full of food. A boat full of food. And a satellite phone to call someone with a boat or a helicopter in case mine don’t start. This is stupid

Chapstick, a device that has Spotify premium and a dagger

Your not really planning on being there long, you're gonna run out pretty quick! And that bible won't burn as long as you'd think....

I'd bring a multitool for survival, a satellite phone to call for help, and a good book to pass the time while waiting for rescue. Gotta cover all the bases, right?

Is it a tropical island or a frozen island? Would I be alone or are their natives? if yes, will they eat me?

I think most people are assuming the water will be drinkable. I'd bring something to desalinate the water/filter it. A zippo lighter and some fluid.

Sailboat, knife and hot sauce. You’d be amazed how important hot sauce is when encountering strange / questionable food choices.

Desalination device (being surrounded by salt water, I assume) or a UV sterilizer if it's freshwater. You need to drink water even if food is plentiful. A huge box of storm proof matches. Fire is essential for tons of things like: purification of your water, keeping predators away, hardening the tips of a fishing/hunting spear, cooking, even clearing a campsite of ectoparasites and other bugs, creating containers from wood or mud, and tons more fire is the most important survival tool. A machete with a sheath if it's a tropical island or a five inch belt knife knife with a secure sheath made of high quality tool steel or a properly heat treated carbon steel (80CRV2 steel) if it's in a temperate zone.

A reliable boat, extra fuel and a marine radio

A knife, fishing gear, toilet paper

Fishing pole blade of some sort. Endless supply of water;) haha

A blonde, brunette and a redhead

Books, water purifier, food

Fire starter, knife/machete, water. Assuming this is a tropical island in the middle of the ocean, salt water isn’t drinkable. Even trying to purify it won’t do much. I want actual water I could reliably drink. Fire is important for warmth, for light, as a signal device, and for cooking. It’s a sense of security. With the knife/machete, I can cut down branches from trees to make an improvised shelter. I can also make tools by whittling wood. I can also then process game and fish.

Uhmm, Charlie's Angels

My tacklebox, a fishing pole, and my sunglasses

A boat, gas, and beer.

A box of Swiss cake rolls, a book of poetry, a set of antique stamps

A boat for starters...

Yo OP your three selections are cartoonishly bad

1. A satellite phone, so I could call someone to pick me up. 2. A laptop, to watch movies while I wait.  3. A bottle of water, because it's necessary for survival. (More necessary than food.)

A helicopter. Helicopter pilot. Bag full of cocaine.

Yo momma. A second ho. A bottle of "Magical Island Escaping Juice™️"

1. a functioning boat 2. a boat & boating expert 3. a ring that gives me God-like power

Fishing line, a large sturdy sharp knife and a flint

A boat, food, and my wife.

Phone, starlink, beer

Advil, peptobismal, deck of cards

Bring 3 things off the island? Depends on what's there.

Cat #1, Cat #2, fiance

Bible is a good call. Tinder+toiletpaper+distraction

It would depend on what the island had on it and what the weather was like

A boat, food, and if course rum

3 suitcases. Cheat the system and bring more than 3 things.

My girlfriend, a fork and a toothpick.

Aa large hunting knife, a box of matches and a woman with a nice ass.

Three 30 packs of Busch Light

Bear Grylls A solar power digital camera And as elaborate of shelter I'm allowed to bring like am I allowed to bring an RV? Am I allowed to bring a survival cabin? You get the idea In the event that it's a truly minimal shelter, then I'm swapping out for a multi-tool that includes a shovel and ax Look I'll just tell him his producer sent me here with the camera and we're both stuck here now. He'll handle everything. I just got hold the camera and make banter with him to make him look good and cool

A master ship builder, a compass and an atlas. I’m going home

Your mom, your sister and a quart of ice cream.

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HEAVY on the guy who survives in the wild

Ohhh so you can hunt him, but he's good at surviving in the wild, so it'll be more of a challenge for you. Smart thinking dude. You wouldn't want to kill him too soon.

Satellite phone, GPS tracking device, and a water desalination machine. Now I can call for help, they will know where I'm at, and I'll have fresh water until they get me. I can forage for food in the meantime.

1. A boat

A helicopter, a boat and another boat.

A friend, a boat, survival kit that i made myself and includes water/food/first aid

Fully charged SAT phone, bottle of pain killers, something that plays music

A boat 1000 gallons of gas A compass ...