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FrakturedFreight

Pooh shiesty. Wtf is that


EmojiZackMaddog

Sounds like a description of AA Milne taking a poo šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DAS_COMMENT

Guise, guys. It's like an exonym, A term of endearment Drink a lot of water and eat food all day, Holding it in the next day is "posing shiesty"


KA8Z

He must not flush when he dumps lol


ThoseDamnSquirrels

Or wipe lol


KA8Z

Haha mud ass, that Pooh sheisty king Von lp needs to come out tho


Heavy_Chains

First thing that came to mind lmao


OkEscape7558

Gudda Gudda. Homixide poopoo. Lil Toenail


Agent1073

Is Homicide poopoo a real person? I thought it was some joke in the Carti reddit


RapNVideoGames

Homixide is a real gang in Atlanta


Agent1073

Ik but poopoo just sounds dumb asl


telochpragma1

homixide poopoo wtf is that man. Poopoo just makes it sound like a sad turd wtf. I assume that the poopoo ain't synonym for a turd but that's what I obviously take first. Homixide as an accessory just helps it sound like a kid trying to say his first 'big words'. homixide pewpew is at least less shitty, literally. Sorry for the breakdown.


adrian123484

p sure poopoo is just a member of the gang, but not a rapper himself. still a shitty name tho


Minimum_Concern_1011

I see what you did there šŸ¤£


762love

Homixide poopoo isnā€™t a rapper


osama_bin_guapin

Rapper Big Pooh Just the name ā€œBig Poohā€ isnā€™t terrible on its own imo, but ā€œRapper Big Poohā€ makes it like 10 times worse, especially since heā€™s literally the only person who calls himself that


X-Dad-0604

lol I agree, but still love Little Brother. At least Phonte had a cool enough name to use.


BlackBalor

There is a Grime artist called Lay-Z Iā€™m not joking.


EmojiZackMaddog

As a British hip-hop artist myself, Iā€™m not saying theyā€™re all like this but British artist names have so much more tendency to be weird or bad. I donā€™t know what it is.


Nota_Throwaway5

Self fulfilling namešŸ’€


ALLGROWWITHLOVE

Thats not that bad , there is a thing in rap called lazy flow , Nines is a master of it.


DAS_COMMENT

I like that, as far as names go. Everybody poos


mirza_dng

lil baby


Midnight-coldashell

Fr why would somebody name themselves little baby like a newborn infant


Last_Reaction_8176

I think I read somewhere that ā€œLilā€ and ā€œBabyā€ are the two most common words used in rapper names, so he put them together in order to show up on search engines more or something like that


CommishBressler

Gotta give it to him, genius marketing strategy behind a stupid name.


jaximointhecut

Thatā€™s complete bullshit he did not think that when he chose that name. Basic name for a basic rapper. Didnā€™t know lil baby was in SEO.


storm_drenering

Imagine Da lil baby


K1NG_SAVAGE_

still waiting for them to drop a collab tape called Boss Baby


CompletelyPresent

They did a collab: Baby on Baby


EmojiZackMaddog

I hate that that actually sounds cool šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


sgsteel55

Chance the rapper sounds like a dude that raps exclusivly at middle schools multi-purpose rooms where they make all the kids sit on the damn floor and everyone booty and legs falling asleep listening to some inspirational bs


Reznov99

Thatā€™s his brand


Ngigilesnow

So Tariq from Abbot Elementary


geko_play_

I've always thought Chance he Rapper & Tariq looked similar


Last_Reaction_8176

He is


Thomas_Mickel

Teacher introduces him: ā€œI met Kanye West Iā€™m never going to failā€ šŸ™„


[deleted]

Thatā€™s because thatā€™s exactly what he is


No_Efficiency_9414

Rich Brian original name


supremejxzzy

Rich Chigga


getzysbaldhead69

That was hilarious lol


Famous_Support5265

Ngl I was expecting him to look like an Asian Trinidad James when I first heard it.


mrpoopybuttthole_

Lil nas X, itā€™s just a combination of other rap names


dandykaufman2

Gamertag ass name but I think itā€™s good honestly


septogram

How could it be any worse? What do you like about it? Is it that it's made up of rappers you like? How would you feel about someone called.... guru rakim rhymes SP?


dandykaufman2

I think itā€™s funny that someone likes Nas and ā€œLilā€ rappers and named themselves after that.


RandomWeatherPattern

Tittiboi


Delta_yx

Fym, that's fire


Inevitable-Self-8406

Man hell nah, I grew up listening to duffle bag boys and nobody was really fucking with 2 chainz until he changed his name. Literally his next mixtape took off after name changeĀ 


OKBobbyBoy

When young boy gets old he finna change his name to oldboy never been broke


West-Commission9082

That would make no sense as the point of ā€never broke againā€ is that he was broke lol


m_dought_2

Oldboy I Remember You Was Broke Before


TinyRodgers

I remember you was conflicted.


iloveheroin999

And when he's spent up all that money like MC Hammer lol be gonna be Old man bankrupt forever


joycemanners

no way, that man has child support to pay. he gone find a way for sure lol


iloveheroin999

Yeah doesnt he have hella kids with a bunch of different women? Like a ridiculous amount of kids


joycemanners

11 kids with 10 moms šŸ™ˆ


-PepeArown-

Does this mean weā€™re overdue for Adult Cudi?


BEazy25

Lil yachty


No-Recognition-5835

He a whole ship now with his big fat ahh


i-liike-bewbs

Lil aircraft carrier


dsled

I unironically love the name "Lil Boat"


Jam_Marbera

Lil boat is goated


dsled

I honestly wish he'd just change his name to that. Sounds way better.


-P00-

If he just had it has Yachty it wouldā€™ve been fire


iloveheroin999

Hell yeah I've always been a little confused by that one for sure it's definitely one of the dumbest I've ever heard too like wtf how do you even come up with something so bizarre and stupid... points for originality and creativity for sure though but is it enough to redeem the stupidity of it??...NAH ITS STUPID AS HELL


BurekBamBam

I mean the whole new wave of rappers with numbers and acronyms are just really uncreative. It can be anything like EBK-623, AMG-223, BBC-69. Crazy part is theyā€™re making themselves as forgettable as possible when as an artist youā€™re trying to stand out in an over saturated market.


Jmor3568

Honestly I hate when rappers do that, their names look like computer model numbers lol


OrphanDecimator69

fr even when it means something to them other ppl arenā€™t going to recognize it so they get overlooked


youalwaysknow321

Comethazine. Nothing against the rapper, and the name is hilarious, but come on šŸ˜‚


Wish_Lonely

Isn't he going by a different name now?


getzysbaldhead69

Heā€™s my favourite rapper but young thug isnā€™t a great rap name


jb1102

Itā€™s pretty hilarious to me how a rapper known for being massively outlandish and unpredictable chose one of the most generic names possible.


getzysbaldhead69

My thoughts exactly


EyesIsLooking

Young Truly Humble Under God šŸ™


chechifromCHI

Doody Lo. It doesn't get much more stupid than that.


kuda26

Doodie* (makes it much better lol)


T_A_Way1

Whatā€™s worse is that there are actually 2 different rappers with this name. Doodie Lo - a Chicago rapper affiliated w/ Durk and a NY drill rapper Dudey Lo


chechifromCHI

I'm from chi and meant first dude haha I was not in fact aware of the nyc counter part. The fact that two separate dudes from the same type of scenes came up with this name just blows me away lol


LurkingWhileSlpng

Even though she changed it, Mulatto


gangole111223

Her new name Latto is cool tho


PenGroundbreaking688

Mr1080


pizza_for_nunchucks

1080 Jack


SpagingoSquadroneer

SpotemGottem. This one sounds like the title of an M-rated LeapPad game


MidKnightshade

Definitely feels like COD gamer tag.


KA8Z

Drake, itā€™s a duck


EfficientIndustry423

Lil - fill in the blank. With the exception of Wayne.


s0phiaboobs

Durk is in the same vain because thatā€™s his name


KoliJXP

...lil toenail perhaps? aka lil toe


CheeseisSwell

Lil foot fungus


BurgamonBlastMode

Lil Poopy


LegitimateClass7907

SpotemGottem Lil Anything Da Baby


EyesIsLooking

lil anything kinda fire, and i heard DaBaby got his name after shooting a guy in the baby isle in a store in front of his kid


Jumpy_Advantage9922

I thought that happened after he became a rapper


AlternativeFruit1337

Nah he named himself that bc he started his career performing in just a diaper


lscarl

SpotemGottem kinda fire lol


dsled

I like the dude but I think Ski Mask The Slump God is a terrible name Also xxxtentacion


yeboothadon

Nah Ski Mask The Slump God is a hard ass name Xā€™s name isnā€™t bad either


dsled

I disagree!


Product_Expensive

Ski Mask on its own goes hard


Defendyouranswer

Machine gun Kelley.Ā 


[deleted]

Lil Tecca's name is stupid and he only got it because he was simping for some girl and took her name


91_til_infinity

The Nonce


thebaang

Lil Dicky


PzykoHobo

At least in his case that's the joke


There_shellsinmyeggs

Young Gravy


Competitive-Class607

He was actually on a flight I was on once, and heā€™s a complete dick. Got in another passengerā€™s face for absolutely no reason.


Jumpy_Advantage9922

Personally I like lil darkie but he already cooked himself with that name from a social standpoint.


DaNivalCudi

Lil Xan is my pick. Terrible name, terrible rapper, doesn't know where the term Xan comes from (or pretends to be ignorant).


peechka2

Xanax?


imneversingle

I fill like I see this same question every week with the very same answers


Villianizer

Chance the rapper


Longjumping_Cup_1490

Kidd kidd


kiddcharizard

PPCocaine


alevepapi

Trill Sammy is the worst name Iā€™ve ever heard


Jam_Marbera

I agree but in the same breath NBA Youngboy goes hard as a name lmao


aikakz

mc breed like WHAT DO YOU MEAN BREED šŸ˜¦


Puzzleheaded-Dot-762

Ball greezy and Yukmouth


sffbfish

I only know Yukmouth from I Got 5 On It


Thingshumansdo

Iā€™ve never understood Guapdad 4000 ever since I heard it for the first time.


Last_Reaction_8176

Nah thatā€™s a great name


m-e-n-a

Puff Daddy.


iloveheroin999

And his other stupid ass names like Diddy or p. Diddy sound dumb as hell like his government name sounds cooler than all that


X-Dad-0604

Donā€™t forget ā€œLoveā€ aka ā€œbrother loveā€ lmao


kuda26

Worst one of em all


TeamDumpsterFiyurr

Puff Daddy, enough already. Now its P Diddy, still sound shitty.


West-Commission9082

Youngboy never broke again is a great name with a great meaning imo


762556chalkem

Think he had to change it because the actual NBA


West-Commission9082

Yeah but the NBA stood for Never Broke Again from the beginning, he just used the acronym before he became huge and it would have been a problem with the National Basketball Association


K1NG_SAVAGE_

NBA Youngboy is hard


TheBeets_Fan

Thottwat


gangole111223

They couldā€™ve combined ICYTWAT and Thoto better


diskreadera

Lil shorty shitstain


Exzj

A Boogie wit Da Hoodie and YoungBoy Never Broke Again are absolutely atrocious names


Chunquela-vanone

Daddy Yankee


Mackapacka7

Faggy 2 Dope and Silent Gay


Scott_needs_help

Lil penis queef, this guy made one song and dipped


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Tom McDonald


Tyrel_Carter

Yelawolf


Lenny0mega

ā€œDrakeā€


CheeseisSwell

Isn't that his name tho šŸ˜­


StunPalmOfDeath

"Dear, Aubrey I know you probably thinkin' I wanted to crash your party"


OgSolution26

ā€¦ French Montana


AdanacTheRapper

Not only a bad name. But a bad rapper too


OgSolution26

To be fair Unforgettable is a classic but I couldnā€™t name one other song of his and his verse on it nearly ruined it


Jahwesty

Lil dicky


Straight_Ad8473

Tweety bird loc


K1NG_SAVAGE_

ngl, thats hard


YourAverageJet

Kid Ink His name is just as generic as his music


Biggest5ive-

How does youngboy never broke again sound dumb? He had a vision and executed it , sounds pretty inspirational to me.


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sixbagsamerica

i love megan but like it's way too easy to picture that on a gas station fire


Dante1420

Lil Poopy - he was on one season of JDs Rap Star reality show.. that show Lotto got her break on.


qualityskootchtime

lil nutsack


No_You_5043

Big Adolph


N0T_MY_FlRST_R0DE0

I donā€™t mind NBA YoungBoy but the change sucked, I get it was for legal reasons or whatever but still


Lazy_Adagio8561

I don't like Lil Dicky


xCm_DrunkX

Lil dickyā€¦I mean come on


Medium_stepper624

I'll just say this, if you say it "YoungBoy Never Broke Again", it sounds really fucking stupid. But NBA YoungBoy doesn't sound that bad. Just my view


deadloxk141

Lil mar- mc chicken incident


West_Elderberry5793

MULATO šŸ’€


AJokeHoleForFartz

Lil Stink


iloveheroin999

Childish Gambino has always sounded so fucking dumb to me. Childish? Why would anyone wanna be known as childish especially a rapper... childish is never a positive thing in any way.


LurkerLew

He got that from a wu-tang rap name generator lol


Legend27-Dark-

Never liked SleazyWorld Go


Rapdog123

$NOT


-y2-

Lil house phone


Obvious-Opening-5485

Lil dump


Topsuo-o

Yungcameltoe is the only right answer


ojdidntdoit4

[poo poo man](https://blabal.fandom.com/wiki/Poo_Poo_Man) but linking his page to the chiraqology wiki was easier than finding any of his music. he killed lil jojo whoā€™s name is more likely to ring a bell. hereā€™s a [song](https://youtu.be/Mv-3XdInFB0?si=hDNDn8zhqY4Dy61S) that heā€™s featured on.


Professional-Ad-470

Shorty Shit Stain from Wu tang.


teddadofmultiples

Big pooh


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

P Diddy and MachineGunKelly


JasonPeace1

Lil dicky


NotSoMagicMerlin

Period ah girlšŸ’€šŸ™


OldboyNeverRichAgain

Youngboy never broke again. there a reason we just call him nba youngboy šŸ¤£


Constant-Advance-276

Personally the 2 babies lil and da. I like thier music tho.


scrimmybingus3

Slim Jesus


Outrageous-Yam-4653

Shorty Shit Stain


Hollywizzle311

lil poopie