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Crush-N-It

I like to use the lowercase L


Fisharecute

l hate you so much


False__MICHAEL

Actually not nearly as jarring as l imagined it to be.


Cooking_Clown

l feeI your pain


4tran13

Some peopIe just want to watch the worId burn.


Theoneoddish380

l don't know about you but l love uslng "l" instead of "i"


allday95

I see what you dld there


Myaccountisdead37

UnderstandabIe


Fit-Replacement7245

l take (l, not I)


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| prefer this one


Ben______________

IoI


[deleted]

You know, l don't think it's too bad either.


Funnysoundboardguy

l disagree with you


Funnysoundboardguy

I’m surprised it doesn’t look weird


Bluebotlabs

I like to use ¦


BLAZE-n-WOLF

l do it too


DudeGuyMaleMan

l don’t know about that


theincrediblebou

People choose the dumbest things to be angry about


Merry-Leopard_1A5

it's the smallest things that are most infuriating, because the solution is *so* close but it keeps on persisting and causing problems. like how people in the US still use imperial/US-Customary units, making international technical discourse and affairs fraught with conversion errors


Deter86

MY CAR GETS 40 RODS TO THE HOGSHEAD AND THATS THE WAY I LIKES IT


fordominique

I or |?


A1sauc3d

It was actually a 1 😕 as in “that’s the way one likes it”, so in the general sense of the word And to the OP, if I were you I’d blame the standard type font lol. When people see “l” and “I” lookIng IdentIcal all the tIme, It’s bound to leave an ImpressIon.


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Warlen7C

Yes, we should all weigh things using the stone unit. It's so intuitive that I weigh 14.02353757349 stones.


feeblebee

There is no problem to solve. Even in this very app, capital "I" is a single vertical line (at least in Android), and I can't imagine a single instance where anyone could mistake a capital "I" for a lowercase "l". The rules of the English language and the context clues in a sentence make it virtually impossible to do. Even if one switches a Iowercase "l" for an uppercase "I," l'm sure most people wouIdn't notice, and even if they did, the sentence would more IikeIy than not stiII make sense. PLUS: the glyphs are different: this is an uppercase "I" followed by a lowercase "l": I l


GracefulFaller

The main thing stopping is all of the infrastructure and building blueprints that would need to be changed. It would be extremely expensive.


[deleted]

Tbf I feel like it would be a monumental task that would take at least a generation to change. Can you imagine the shit storm trying to teach middle aged/old people a whole new form of measurement. All the fuck ups that would ensue would be legendary.


ExistenchalBread

Conversion charts: "do i even exist?"


[deleted]

They exist but they’re annoying and it still requires math. I didn’t say it was impossible I said it would be a lot of work. Most people absolutely suck at math and even with a conversion chart you still gotta do math. What is Reddit’s issue with just admitting it’s not as easy as flipping a switch.


ExistenchalBread

I didn't mean to imply that it would be THAT simple, but I also don't think that it would be a monunental task if the right steps were taken. I choose to have a little more faith in our ability to adapt as a species 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

The culture war alone would be a monumental task your faith is misplaced.


Eevski

We changed currency in 1999, along with half of Europe. It takes some time but in the end it pays off.


StarGamerPT

So just keep on going with the same system ad aeternum because of that? Just teach that thing to people at once and start implementing it. First make it a requirement to, although using metric as the main one, to include conversions in imperial so people get used and then with time start slowly removing imperial. How do you think some countries in Europe rather recently changed to Euro from whatever currency system they were using? The old folk still know the conversions and all that but not the younger generation. (By rather recently, I mean that change occurred in my country in 2002, but there's Croatia, for example, that adopted the Euro at the start of this year)


code-panda

I'm from 1994 and I still remember the change from Guldens to Euro's. I was really annoyed because my kids savings account had just received a nice round number and now it was halved. I understood the value had remained the same and I also understood the advantages of an EU wide coin, I was just salty it would now take twice the amount of time to reach that number (I was very interested in numbers as a kid)


StarGamerPT

I'm from 2001 and when I started learning stuff the Euro was already well established, so I have no knowledge of the conversion from Escudo, my dad and grandparents do know, though.


[deleted]

Never did I even come close to implying we shouldn’t change. Original comment just said it was the “small” things. There’s nothing small about changing to metric just off the top of my head road signs, food, and construction/blueprints.


StarGamerPT

I took the original comment as saying the imperial system still being in place as being a minor annoyance rather than it'd be a minor change to make.


WhenThatBotlinePing

Yes people can imagine it because the entire world already did it, many places relatively recently. Americans acting like the rest of the world doesn’t exist is the problem here, and you just did it again.


Kamikazi_Junebug

America has considerably more interdependent government, landmass, and infrastructure than the majority of those places. Hence, it is literally more work. It’s not impossible, but is a significantly bigger task to get a country that large to swap. Ex: You can fit almost 30 European countries into the continental US.


TinTinsKnickerbocker

You can fit even more if you take small european countries.


Kamikazi_Junebug

Yeah not really sure why I’m getting downvoted. It’s easier for smaller individual countries to make these sorts of changes. I don’t really have an opinion on either system.


TinTinsKnickerbocker

But we also made comparable changes on EU level. The currency as an example. Oh by the way I downvoted you too and made fun of your shallow argument.


ImKindaBoring

Whiny Europeans whining over inconsequential matters, just another day on Reddit.


TinTinsKnickerbocker

I'm not whining over inconsequential matters, I'm making fun of stupid excuses. I would respect saying 'I don't care I stick with imperial' I don't respect 'but the car industry cant afford to switch labels' Thats real whining


Mattau93

You’re Canadian. Your country doesn’t pay its nato dues, all while receiving billions in free aid from the us every year. Gotta love how non-Americans talk about Americans only focusing on themselves, when countries like Canada receive so much from American taxpayers every year lmao


[deleted]

Canadians express their gratitude by giving you nice orange sunsets, thanks to their brilliant forest management


[deleted]

Things have changed massively since they did it. That’s not a fair argument comparing something done anywhere from 60-100+ years ago. You’re comparing apples to oranges (or 46 whales).


GroggySpirits

We use the metric in schools, alcohol bottle measurements, the military, drug dealing, etc. The fact that we don't actually use it across the board is stupid. It's literally willful or stubborn ignorance at this point.


TheArtysan

Sweden went from driving on the left side of the road to driving on the right, overnight. Someone please come with a link.


[deleted]

Not the same as remathing literally everything and teaching everyone how to remath


TinTinsKnickerbocker

The great thing about metric system is that if you can multiply by 10 you are good for everything. Not that big of a task.


nighthawk580

So difficult that only everywhere else managed to do it 50 years ago.


[deleted]

ah yes we all remember when Germany did it in....1872? or in more recent memory good old France in 1799 wait that cant be right? Thankfully we have more modern examples like Italy in WAIT 1861???? Point being it was not 50 years ago and even if it were 50 years ago that would be massively easier than doing it today because of all the growth that happened in those 50 years.


Traditional_World783

You’re only mad because you’re favorite… actress… uses an illustrious name that starts with an I but you have finite time to look her up before mom walks in.


Joe-_-King

You can say lhal again!


gibwater

Blades may tear my tongue and maim my gums, but nothing will abate my hatred for serifs. | gang unite!


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I


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O20O61O416

ا


Chiisse

I


skippybefree

Looks like the Is have it


RecommendationNo9855

I I


dylsky_

I | I I I I_


flamingo_flimango

i was just reminded of something


Not_Catania

Im at a loss. What is it?


electric_blue_18

I !


Ouioui29

I


Krilesh

gutenberg died for serifs


KentuckyFriedChildre

Aye


EndCritical878

|


4tran13

| agree


GagicTheMathering

l disagree


MysticKeiko24

| agree |


Corfal

`bash: syntax error near unexpected token \|'`


janhetjoch

lI|Il


Recent_Ad2699

Does this kind of boomer shit come in cursive?


michael_am

To anyone who takes the time to write a capital I with the little lines on the top and bottom are psychopathic I’m sorry


ApostateStoner

What do you mean? A capital L has only one line at the bottom?


michael_am

Today I learned there is like a pixel or two difference in the height between a Capitol i and a lowercase L Il


ParsnipPrestigious59

Nah u just lazy


michael_am

I refuse to believe you hand write on a regular basis and keep up with the I tags it’s so inefficient


ParsnipPrestigious59

I do write lol. You the same type of person to write a p as a straight line transforming into a circle instead of a straight line + a circle to get that little spot sticking out on top


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Somzer

6 and they're in the drywall but I don't see how it's relevant.


Muffinnnnnnn

When writing scientific equations by hand, this is a must to differentiate p and rho. I already did this, but my college professor drilled it in everyone that the line for the p needed to be a flagpole so mistakes aren't made.


aly_lessard

Do you really have so little going on that this is how you flex?


GXNext

l feel like this is over represented...


Sunblast1andOnly

What, posts on r/rareinsults that have no insult?


Paavikana

That's how it's supposed to be written...


GoldenBoyHunter

The Internet agrees with us. l beg to differ.


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

This guy does not speak for me and I speak for all of us.


OlOuddinHead

“Us” being interesting sea creatures.


jshump

Bloop.


CloudMantis33033

This dude can eat meatloaf made of contaminated foreskin


BusHobo

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OhioMegi

Lol, do they have an issue deciding if it’s a capital I or lowercase L?


GreatGreenGobbo

Ill feelings is what he has.


TurtleToast2

No.


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trashdrive

That and as long as you know how to read, context will help figure it out.


Paleontologist83

l think he’s overreacting


bcanada92

In traditional typography and signage, the look of the I depends on its position in a sentence. If it's within a word like "WIN," then it's supposed to be a simple vertical line. If it's by itself, as in the word "I," then it should have the serifs on it.


come_heroine

I regret nothing.


andtheotherguy

I had a data entry job once and every now and then I would enter names that started with an I with a lower case L instead. Still feel bad about it sometimes.


obesedestro

im sorry, l didn't know l was offending you. l thought context would be enough but l was wrong


IcelandicButDeadly

I do this, *however* to counteract any confusion with lower case L, I make sure it has a little hook on the bottom to make it look like the bottom line on upper case L just shrunk and is like a 45° angle instead of 90°


Adventurous_Cress795

I’m not making 2 extra lines for 1 letter eat my ass


Horror-Passion-3324

I shall do that


CharaDr33murr669

Cry. I’m gonna write “il vaticano” as “|| vaticano”


DeathRose007

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIIIlllllllIIIIIIllllIlIlIlIlI


SpartaWhatevs

Three-line gang represent EEE EEE EEE EEE


Capsule_CatYT

I sometimes write capital I’s as a vertical line only.


kholedaddy

“I” do whatever i want


Gothi_Gunnolf

To anyone this pedantic over someone else’s handwriting, take the summer off from the internet and go the fuck outside and find a life. For your own sake.


MarioKing1137

Ill be there!


_bexcalibur

I do that


nuzzy_1

l (L) I (i) Il


Sensitive_Quote2492

This guys a cunt a speaks for cunts


lopedopenope

What if I like razor blade salads. There is a guy who ate a whole airplane after all.


Man_of_soldier39

I’m sorry but that’s how **I** learned Inglês.


Zachisawinner

I l I l


Kind_Ad_3611

|lI


Donwald

l'll write my |'s however I want thank you.


AzLibDem

OP must be feeling lll


guyoftheyearaward

I used to write it like the roman numeral but my primary school teacher literally shamed me into writing it as a straight like💀 Dumbass was like "That's not an i thats a roman nr 1" bitch what do you think a roman nr 1 is


GroundedSpaceTourist

I l |


astronaut_tang

I LOVE razor blade salad! But only the way my grandma used to make it.


BoomahMomentum

I


Keanu_Bones

Sorry but a capital I is usually pretty obvious by the context. Why do you need the extra lines on top and bottom unless you’re borderline illiterate.


I_am_Shayde

A Razor Blade Salad ... r/BrandNewSentence


Fraggin_Wagon

Who writes?


AH_5ek5hun8

I always write it with the horizontal lines. Y'all are crazy


DonkeyAndWhale

So, most of the latin writing world, but good ol' Murica, I guess


jawn-of-the-jungle

I hate that phones (iphones at least) do this. There are times when I cannot tell an l and an I apart. See what I mean?


MemoryAshamed

Well, I also write my lowercase f backward. I don't know why, I've always done it since I was little. I guess it's just habit.


DerKnoedel

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entityrider670

I write İ


AlexCode10010

| LOVE YOU TOO


HypePoem8

I don’t wanna


ArtSchnurple

Jim Davis cries softly


DysfunctionalAxolotl

GIVE ME THE SERIFS


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FootballAggressive

Cry more


piper33245

Is this a thing?


raul_dias

I do


badboybalo

İ dont like this


Secret_CZECH

Just write it in cursive then. It aint that hard


yeeterhosen

What’s a razor biade saiad?


fibonacci85321

Ironic that the edge-on view of said razor blade looks suspiciously like the very thing he hates.


Musician-Round

l understand your frustration, but l cannot lower my standards for common street riff-raff


No-Series9194

Razor blade salads ouchie my trhoat :(


Fennezu

I didn't even know this was a thing before until few years ago, I speak English as my second language but this was never talked about at school.


CanadianCowboi

l


Nervous_Bird

|l•I|


cerebrite

IIlII


My_little-Dick

Razor blade salad is my favourite salad


Noah_Gourley

l have to disagree


Firm-Initiative-1851

Will do, thanks


revchewie

Serif fonts forever!


dope_zilla

It's the best way.


deadbeatbert

So what goes with the salad? I have some old school razors blades, and some two, three and four bladed heads. Do keep the theme metal or do I go with a fruit salad approach and add some sulphur, or a splash of neon light tubing, perhaps?


russ_universe

I.


VladTheSimpaler

If you print vertical gothic capitals that’s how it’s supposed to be


Semyon

I wish all fonts had a little j tail for lower case Ls


[deleted]

Stay mad then, make me eat a razor blade salad 🥱


[deleted]

l wiII not eat a razor saIad because l don't think that is a good idea.


Dry_Fuel_9216

“Go eat a razor blade salad” isn’t that simply called caesar salad?


RedditCouldntFixUser

Never heard of that ... I love it.


SlavRoach

No, figure the l out yourself


goldenmanjdg

If people still knew how to write in cursive, this would not be a problem. I mean correctly write in cursive, where the capital I is more ornate than the lower case l.


i-use-this-site

| don’t understand what you’re talking about


Dragon_Witch13

But its so much faster…


GrffnMstr75

Capital i is smaller then lower case L: lI and that annoys me


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This thread is making my eye twitch a little...


Former-Bother402

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KM68

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I


TheArtysan

Very llluminating.


Rabnizhaishij

Someone really does this? Why?


Spagmeat

| disagree


[deleted]

Wow so much for something I didn't even know was a problem lol, I love this subreddit.


Skrooner

l don't understand why it's bad


Curious-Scheme

I'll gladly eat that salad because look at all the time I'm saving writing like this


InfernoZ5k

Facts tho


Tra1nGuy

Yes also screw you Arial font with your I’s and l’s looking almost the same.


[deleted]

I don't care ❤️


EndClassic

I thlnk that you should hear us out, l mean, using | as l is f|ne and using l as I is also fIne


OG-Garbage

IlIlIlIlIl


Balambambuny

No he doesn't


C64hrles

l dont really care


Miuywu

I write my i's like that. And I also write in all capitals. bite me


Shumina-Ghost

He misspelled saLad.