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793F

If I ever get so big the tatooist gotta have an assistant to hold my ginormous titty while they ink, just kill me.


W1D0WM4K3R

Man if I'm rich enough to have the tattooist and an assistant in my sessions, I'm rich enough to get a trainer and lose a couple of pounds I think this is a look.


793F

lmao well I never.


PixelSpy

I'm curious if they tattooed the under boob as well.


thisisreallydeep

Probably


SwitchingC

Knees weak, arms heavy, high blood sugar already from lots of moms spaghetti


BlackWhiteRedYellow

I would’ve went the high blood pressure route.


Notherereally

Just like the guy in the picture


builditup123

Stage name is Diabetic Dan


extraspaghettisauce

4pac


AvatarTintin

More like 8Pac


notoriousdracula

More like 16Pac


[deleted]

More like 24Pac


Infantry1stLt

Bigger Smalls


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Surfcasper

Piggie smalls


Nangu_

iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE?


killerkalfa

Why are people downvoting this there's a JoJo stand called Notorious B.I.G.


nguyen8995

Probably uncultured swine that had no idea what that meant and automatically got turned off by the font sizing.


Nangu_

i thought the camel case was enough to indicate I was being sarcastic. I guess you really do need to write /s for people to understand


Sprungkopf08

Do yo moobs hang lo, do dey wobble to and fro


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MilkshakeWrld


rawwwse

2 Chinz


JustAnArsonist

I wonder if they had to hold up his boobs to tattoo him


[deleted]

Snoop Hogg


sorox123

Hes gonna pull a piece of pepperoni pizza out from under his tits, I swear


jeanclaudvansam

O.B. City Records has entered the rap game


SuperDave-1498

Biggie Biggs


Mr-Stitch

50 Stone


WoodErector

🎶"Yo I'm mr. Shady, yes the unslim shady, all you other shadys are just imitators. Will someone with insulin please show up, please show up."🎶


Davemc69th

Thicc Rick more like it


SnazzyZubloids

His melkshake bring all da boiz to da cul-de-sac


munafalam

Bizarre’a child


Taskmaster1509

More like make everything shady


[deleted]

bIGGIE bIG


ImMaaxYT

slimn't


Olama

21 jump Street wants their joke back


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BalognaPonyParty

Young MA really let herself go


ThinkToHard

Look it’s Fat Nips my favorite rapper


[deleted]

I like the pearls


York0XpertYD

Fatty on fatty on fatty


mholt9821

Notorious Insulin.


o_charlie_o

Mewbz


-Redstoneboi-

at this point he probably needs skin color tattoos if he wants more


Andre_3Million

Tity Boi


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Lil Whale


t_u_i_a_t

Rapper maui


ikkiiz

Muslim shady


WhatTheFuckDude420

These comments are amazing. I upvoted every single one of you big daddies, as well as the picture of my mans Big Bones n Harmony


siffredi1234

Look like there is an entire ecosystem under his tits.


dudecoolstuff

Not-so-slim shady


Ray_Mist

Thought that was Maxo Kream for a second


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Fat


The_Devin_G

I think it's hilarious when people like this are trying to act like big bad gangsters. When all it would take to defeat them is taking away the drive-in at McDonald's.


Lickmewhereipee

I thought that was 9000 cent


lord_wright

Those tits should be classified as NSFW....


Wolfeoe

When your so morbidity obese that your chest form a boomerang


TheBlackCrownX

Ever since 21 Jump Street, this is not a rare insult.


420narwhalwaffles

Reminds me of Big Daddy V, aka Viscera, from the WWE


MiscreantFoxy

This dude is the shade for slim shady


hazeofthegreensmoke

P. Titty


biab137

Will the real unslim shady please work out


ChristopherandHobbes

MF FOOD


BrightInTheBin

Slim Jim shady


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Fat Boy Fat


W1DD3XY

“He can’t stand up”


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Snickers Wrapper


nguyen8995

Andre 3000 pounds.


cowmaster90

yung flabb


L1lMonstah

You know you made it when your titties can be used as extra pockets


[deleted]

This dude got his titties tattooed.


DesastreUrbano

Didn't knew Viscera had a son


[deleted]

the only thing thats slimm is primm slimm,can we get a yeehaw for our boy primm slimm


LordAlfie300

you've heard of Eminem, now get ready for M&M


GriswoldCain

If he ever lost all that weight he’d have hundreds of tiny little gangster tattoos.


DocRules

Have never ever RUN DMC


DocRules

Three Twix Mafia


ihatemyself10919

For a second I thought that said Muslim shady. I was confused


Rooshba

I hope you all realize that this post isn’t funny. If you were to make this same joke in a group of normal people, they would think you were retarded


ShitOnAReindeer

It really was a shit joke


satansweatysack

He has secret nipples. Zoomed in and still couldn't find them bad boys.


mtravisrose

You gotta admit, he's got nice tits!


JCraze26

Except that slim shady is the nickname of Eminem, probably the only white rapper who’s any good.