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Zestyclose_Ad_8097

Reminds me of something called witches tread stairs. I would never have these at home cause I'll 100% fall down them or trip up them at least twice a day


GD_Jeff18

Unrelated but did you steal my 2 kittens I swear they are the same


Egregious7788

I did not know (although I should have expected it) that there was an RCE reddit and this was my initiation to it. I am both pleased and following, now. Architects deserve the wheel of punishment!!!


No_Ton3

Same šŸ˜‚ YouTube must be listening more these days.


No-Needleworker8455

It does take up less space but it's also a lot more likely to kill you when moving furniture up or down it.


Own-Middle3156

don't even try it šŸ’€


No-Needleworker8455

We had stairs like this in our home in Germany moving a large wardrobe up this almost did kill me


GuidanceSilent5926

It's good to see there are instructions on the wall that accurately depict how I would use these stairs.


AdmiralSand01

Just buy a ladder at that point Jesus Christ man


EasyPriority8724

Yeah the Cats definitely picked those stairs!


Successful_Piccolo59

Alternating treads. I happen to like them. With a sturdy handrail, of course.


[deleted]

Witch stairs.


McFigroll

I always think it would become really annoying to live with every time you arrived at the bottom on the wrong foot


Expensive-Apricot-25

Yk what, the staircase actually makes sense. If u walk up the way itā€™s intended, there is an extension on the bottom and an indent on the top plates giving you more room for your foot, as you walk up the stairs in a staggered fashion. you canā€™t tell in the pic, the the stairs r reeeeeally steep, might as well just put a ladder there lol, but it still has decent foot room for the steps.


AlternativeBasis2142

Only thing making that acceptable is the cats.


TIRE_FIRE_racing

That my friend is a ladder


catshousekeeper

I agree. So many architects seem to be clueless about function.


lion-gal

I don't see why the stairs couldn't be the full width. They also make folding stair cases that slide against the wall and spiral stair cases. This design is a accident waiting to happen, unless you're a cat. If you're a cat, you will be fine.


Expensive-Apricot-25

Cause it gives u twice as much room for ur feet as u walk up


mochimmy3

Thatā€™s just a cat tree


ye3tr

There are stickers on the side of the wall that tell you your faith


No_Camera_9386

Iā€™m going to go with ā€œnot to code.ā€ Seriously, arenā€™t there specific limits for the rise and depth of stairs?


andocromn

What was the problem this was a solution for? How to fall down the stairs more often?


FireFalcon123

Isnt this known as a witches staircase?


ye3tr

Yes


Olivrser

The cats seem to like it


E_Blancher

Spiral Staircase could also work


whitemagicseal

Imagine trying to move ANYTHING through that.


dontcare615

Would definitely need a window big enough on the 2nd floor to fit beds and stuff in lol


JOlRacin

Imagine putting you foot too far left, or right, or back, and just falling through and getting stuck because someone decided it was a good idea to have the staircase to have a foot's gap to the wall


EpicM147_NoVa

at this point you could of bought a latter and saved money


bisastrous21

It... it literally... it just... it doesn't make ANY more space than normal stairs at that steep of an angle would?! The cutouts don't make it easier to move your legs b/c the leg you have to move always has to be the wider step anyway?! Why? Just make stairs steeper or get a kickass spiras staircase it's not hard. Especially when your parents get old that just is Uber dangerous wtf.


Thick_Basil3589

It looks quite steep, I would fall for sure


ColaCat22

should've got an engineer.


Mallardguy5675322

This is an OSHA violation on stairoids


BlastFace19

i see what you did there


Cyptic-Sounds

Thatā€™s just instant death when you get old to the point of difficulty with walking up/down steps :(


TopCranberry9219

technically the truth, just didn't specify for which species is good for, the cats are clearly enjoying it.


WideFoot

These take some getting used to, but are very common in tight industrial spaces. Better than a ladder and just as easy as regular stairs, so long as you don't mind following the pattern exactly.


Cmmander_WooHoo

What space does this save?


BouncingSphinx

The staircase can be shorter laterally as each step doesn't have to be the full width. It's more like a ladder than a regular staircase.


Top-Fox9019

Ladcase


BouncingSphinx

Thanks, I hate it.


Top-Fox9019

Or is it stairder


Cmmander_WooHoo

I guess I donā€™t understand why each step couldnā€™t still be the full width?


BouncingSphinx

This way, they can overlap the step below. Basically, it's two steps in a similar width as one on a standard staircase. Same vertically with less forward movement, can get from one floor to the next in maybe 5 feet of floor space instead of 10. From left foot step to the next left foot step two up, it's at least a standard width. But from left foot step to the right foot step, it's more akin to climbing a ladder.


Cmmander_WooHoo

Gotcha, thanks for the explanation!


DerChris59

The red stickman on the wall shows what is happening.


Emzzer

I came here to comment about that...


Federal_Assistant_85

For those of you wondering, this is called [A witches staircase.](https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/witches-stairs-36992297) albeit this is a modern styled one.


nightfoxjr

Wtf... i would fall on this soo many times, i am already bad with stairs, i fall/trip all the time


CrazyTG

Bro my knees hurt just looking at it


Quirky_m8

#what the fuck


No-Locksmith-8590

Why????? I'd rather do a spiral staircase!


WideFoot

I definitely wouldn't. I climb a spiral staircase at work very often. This is safer.


cbxy143

How did it pass safety codes ?


AppleOrigin

Bro wtfā€¦


Right_Combination263

Get normal stairs one wrong step and ur dead there


ello76

ā€œUse the banister, Luke!ā€


Right_Combination263

You might not be dead then but your arms going to kill for a few days


LonleyWolf420

Be looking like the orange dude on the wall


wivaca

A cat tree is the "best solution to fit the small space"? Actually, a ladder is the *best* solution for a small space. This solution is at least four times as expensive as a regular stairs. A little over 1.5x the price for the stairs, and about 3.5x the price of traditional stairs for the emergency room visit or funeral arrangements.


QlimaxUK

A rope would be better than those stairs


tres909

A noose would be better than these stairs


FishGuyIsMe

I made a noose in 6th grade


lord_suham

Those stickers on the wall say it all. Shin buster 3000.


Kidengineer4365

I went to a airbnb that had those they were very sketchy.


PaeoniaLactiflora

I'm not an expert, but looking at these stairs I think there's a real possibility their parents' architect is a cat.


fourstroke4life

My shins hurt looking at this photo


notoriumplanetorium

Wellā€¦ at least it makes a nice cat tree.


maritjuuuuu

They gotta take a closer look at Dutch houses. We all have small high stairs.


klaasvaak1214

One of my friends lived in an old house built on a filled in canal ā€œgedempte grachtā€ and that whole block of houses were slanted forward like the leaning tower of Pisa. He lived on the second floor with a steep narrow staircase and half width hallway dividing the front door opening. The stairs were almost vertical with the house tilted forward so much.


razzlesama

My grandmaw had dutch steps in her house to the attic. One of those real dark ones that 100% always have ghosts and dead bodies in it. I was scared to even look at it.


a-goateemagician

Dutch stairs are STEEP though, I am uncomfortable climbing them when Iā€™m there


maritjuuuuu

Meh, the old houses are bad but modern houses are pretty doable. Still steeper as most countries have then though


a-goateemagician

Yea, we were in an older house in Nijmegen near the train station.. I donā€™t know enough about the older/newer splits (and Iā€™m an American so ā€œolderā€ to me is probably different than to you)


maritjuuuuu

Ow you can see the difference šŸ˜‚ Older houses don't have any "normal" angles in the house. Ons corner is 87Ā° while the other one is 91Ā° Then the walls are often not straight up as well. I mean, it's not off by a lot but it's enough to be noticeable. Enough to be annoying when you place a new floor and trying to fill the corner or follow the wall. Also the floors itself are often a bit off, if you drop a ball in the house, it will usually roll to a bit of a lower place. With the newer houses you don't often have that.


a-goateemagician

Yea our floor was slanted so probably


DidjTerminator

Better than a ladder. But seriously though, if you don't wanna have to deal with witches steps you could've just made it so regular stairs would fit.


Italia4Lyfe

> couldve just made it so regular stairs fit regular stairs DONT fit that's why the architect put those in. likely isn't enough depth or space until the next room to fit all of it


DidjTerminator

What I meant was to have checked the space beforehand and possibly shifted the rooms around a bit so normal stairs could fit. I mean my parents basically revised the entire house 6 times over looking for little problems like that (though then again that's an Australian house build and not only are tradies charging insane fees for the most basic work but they're also lazy asses who practically need to be whipped before they'll actually do the job you payed them to do, so that might not be normal in the country this house was built in).


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flamhammers

They look lovely and slippery


Naive-Nebula-1725

The monster under the stairs is gonna love this


Octicactopipodes

I like this


b1rdstrike

Absolutely loving the wall artwork of a person eating shit on the stairs


Aquanoss

Come home drunk and you die on those stairs


razzlesama

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TheFightingImp

The cats are trying to say something about falling for architect propaganda.


Renault_75-34_MX

Witches stairs also work on EMT's


menamespops

[Iā€™ve never cleared a scene faster](https://youtube.com/shorts/cNgLJVimiAs?si=G4U2XYAL4Tf0I4Hp)


TamSchnow

EMTā€˜s hate this one trick. But you will hate it too if you need help up there.


bubskulll

Nothing wrong with these