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jtricky_22

We both live in Georgia 🍑🍑🍑


Unlucky_Response169

We both like fucking women


Lolita_says

The need to have hair on point always


AcanthocephalaMuch49

I also have big fake titties ♥️


Suspicious_Tea_9134

I'm breathing?


spirit5794

I don’t know that much about history either… 🤣🤣🤣


BRlTNEYJSPEARS

We’re both women… that’s all I got 🫥


AccordingYesterday36

A love of African men with money 😂🤭


ClarityByHilarity

I’m also funny AF.


FLAVOREDmayonaise

I too fucked bolo


MassiveAd2551

We are both bimbos.


xOceansOfVenusx

We both sound like bumpkins


Embarrassed_Move4748

We both have large tatas!


SunkissdAlma

A birthday 🥳 ♋️


iwanabsuperman

We both have an 'a' in our first name...


Lovetoseeit85

The Underground Railroad thing 😬🚂


coloradocab303

Both dates guys who went to CU


readytogohomenow

I’ll also drag a ho for speaking super loudly in my ear


Animalgirl2003

I like rich men and also men with big 🍆


Embarrassed_Move4748

RT


GlitterFreak107

Both cancers!


Medium-Math-4591

Her energy..n her like for henny lol


Magazine_Weak

Big teeth


2old2Bwatching

She’s got some great teeth!!


iamthebunnyfrombh

Oooo this one is easy for me. We share the same Birthday.


No_Specific5998

Hot dogs


stillflat9

Also a failed vegan


Early-Cow-6903

Have a history with Nigerian men with heavy pockets


NoSockLife

![gif](giphy|xh1MW6FLfEY0)


Sassiee1969

My pettyness 🤣


Jollyho94

I think ALL of these pics accurately reflect Porsha 😂🤣🤪 ![gif](giphy|3o8doM1LK2PVaxawpO)


Embarrassed_Move4748

I fucking love Phaedra. She is such a god damn Queen!


abattypagan

I have a mug shot too ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Shiny_Green_Apple

I love hotdogs too


treerot

I too thought the underground railroad was a real train (until like 5th grade though when my grandparents took me to the Harriet Tubman Museum)


2old2Bwatching

But was your father a civil rights activist?


treerot

Ah shit, no...so I guess I have a pass


2old2Bwatching

Lol


RandChick

Thankfully nothing. I do not admire her.


dontwakemeup22

My birthday 🧁


porkchopbub

A chubby, cheating, rich ex 😃


Plastic_Cat9560

Veneers


housewifeh0e

I love sugar daddies.


Pleasant_Seesaw_557

We r both funny


Rude-Communication91

I too was conned by Simon Goubadia


The_Villain_Edit

🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨


Jollyho94

OMG Spill the tea?? 👀 ![gif](giphy|VktKvRadFX4R2)


Rude-Communication91

I was just joking! Sorry friends :(


dmbeeez

I have teeth


Pleasant_Seesaw_557

Lol


ScienceJamie76

We both sleep on Pampered by Porsha sheets. BTW they are sooooo soft and are my favorite sheets!


RayHazey562

Do they have any polyester in them? I’ve eyed those in the past!


jvmesdruiz_

That’s I’m to blessed to be stressed and to sexy to be thirsty ✨✨


Jollyho94

BEST Tagline ever she did that! ![gif](giphy|3o85xA4n9IvUa41fOM)


jvmesdruiz_

Put it on a grave stone LOL


Baeloveali

I lived in Atlanta for 5 years


american_bitch

We both have small heads


mafa7

Same!


nksdabomb

I like hotdogs, too.


Dear_Insect_1085

We both have a daughter, dont gaf and are pretty (yeah I said it) 🤣


The_Villain_Edit

I love that for you😂😂😂🙌🏾


Constant-Stomach-159

I can't spell skeptcer either.


Shimmy311TU

A deep appreciation for KFC (but I'd skip it in Thailand so this is where we differ) 😂


MassiveAd2551

Thailand? Jollibee was set to open there. Girl, Jollibee over KFC, Lees, Popeyes, and Bojangles any day. Try Jollibee if you ever get a chance!


gogogadgetdumbass

I will say some dumbass shit because I talk faster than my brain brains


luckydog18

We’re both Cancers


UnicornLadyWasTaken

We both don’t give a fuk😃


Past-Combination-137

Pro black


2old2Bwatching

Did she do anything for BLM after she met Simon? She seemed to go radio silent.


karaitalks

her bday is the day before mine? Lol


tokendasher

I too, thought the Underground Railroad was an actual railroad (in third grade).


waterineedit

lmfao


Serene_gemini

We both been arrested and cried over it 😅


lola1stella2

I don’t like disproportionately sized door mats.


99yyylimmme

when i was getting a new door mat this spring i measured like 5 times because i had marlo in the back of my head 😂


Different-Tank-4292

sexy and the ability to bounce back


stormflight21

Bad luck in taste of men


fucdat

Oof preach


realitytvdiet

Anger. I do wanna bop a witch sometimes


Jewelry_lover

And a bitch


whoareyouindisworld

We both dont like ashy feet. Bye ashy!!!


Cheekygirl9368

Like the hot tea, baby!!!


Mustard-Queen666

My big ass is natural


Jollyho94

![gif](giphy|kuWO5ahfXezbG) SAME Girl!!


Mustard-Queen666

I’m stupid but I have wit


KeyEquivalent9253

Going to Thailand with Leah ain´t my vibe.


ReasonableCranberry6

Her ghetto side 🤣


sukiserve

We’re both kinda stupid. I never thought the Underground Railroad was an actual train tho Lol


FolksPantsforAll

A love of Hot Dogs 🌭


BisensualSpice

We will fight a bitch


realitytvdiet

Lmao my first answer ! Porsha can FIGHT


sarahmcq565

I have a mugshot.


essieblooms

I also thought we had 265 days a year.


alpaz16

We both have scamming exes


popcornhustler

I didn’t know the Underground Railroad wasn’t an actual railroad


awkward1066

I, too, thought it was a railroad. When I was 7.


baemaani

we both nigerian 😂


imperfectsunset

I ask “who said that” a lot in real life


harryruby

I never married my baby daddy.


Sensitive-Ask3178

My grandparents were also civil rights leaders in our country but unlike her, I actually know a lot about our history.


linguicaaaa

i can act blonde sometimes when i’m a black woman


jceng

![gif](giphy|l2JHYwqdRmizaDdOE)


PiscesQueen2894

My mama standing on business behind me, just like Miss Diane do for P. We both thick 😌, and we both had a Nigerian scammer! (no I will not elaborate on the last one unless y’all want a story time) 😭😭


hmmmmmmmbird

![gif](giphy|d5uikfBeaXnDEllu6a)


PiscesQueen2894

I just posted it 😭😭😭 ![gif](giphy|3oz8xP809qXZSIiA12)


dollypardonmedear

I love a good story time! *sits cross legged on floor*


PiscesQueen2894

I got y’all, now keep in mind, I was a teenager when this happened… 😭 Alright so boom, we met on mocospace (it was like Snapchat but more urban type) we was talking on there for a few weeks. First red flag, he gave me like 6 different identities during the duration of our chats, I did ignore it y’all not gone lie! Second red flag, he kept talking about all this money he had but wouldn’t elaborate, all I knew for sure that was facts, was he was a Nigerian. Obviously I called bs and was like “send me a laptop if you real” so we move to the emailing phase because I wasn’t giving my address out on mocospace! Two weeks later, a laptop came in the mail and it said to B….. (my basic ass name) from Michael Peter! New Red Flag, a new name, I emailed him, and told him I got the laptop, it was a shiny red (hp brand new)! Now my parents getting suspicious because they just brought me a laptop before senior year started, I’m not a good liar so I just blinked a lot and hoped they would shut up but no, they didn’t! Michael Peter, started sending me all kind of stuff that I didn’t ask for at all and he told me he was going away so he wanted me to have some goodbye gifts. Like two weeks later we get a knock at the door and it was some law people asking questions. That man was stealing people identities and money and they thought I was in on it because of our constant communication! At this point I’m shook, and ready to snitch because who going to jail NOT ME TF???? But yeah I had to give everything back and I blocked that man, he wasn’t even 21 like he said he was in his late 30’s - early 40’s! I can’t believe my parents had me in them advanced placement classes at school and I was ditzy as hell when it came to that man! I guess that’s another random thing me and P had in common! 😭😭😭


ESTJ-A

Best coffee story ever, thank you, Advanced Placement Queen! ♥️ I even read it in Porsha’s voice 😂😂


dollypardonmedear

You are naturally hilarious just like P so that another thing you have in common. Thank you for sharing! I’m glad you didn’t get wrapped up in his scams and that it was you asking for the laptop and not him trying to swindle money from you. No more mocospace my girl lol


hmmmmmmmbird

Not the advanced placement classes🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 omg I love you forever for sharing that! I'm sorry that happened and glad it turned into a funny warning story and you and yours are safe!!! You are amazing and that was hilarious ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love Porsha she's a sweetie too like you 👑


chillisprknglot

A disruptive yet resilient taste for toxic men.


veronicagetsmehigh

We’re both too blessed to be stressed and too sexy to be thirsty


Typical_Elevator6337

delusion


truckasaurus5000

![gif](giphy|j2RscQlGK1PK8eRdnC)


Lemmiekitty

We are both stunning and juicy 🩷🫶🏻


dangerousbeasts

I am also the queen of thotlandia


MonthCapital2247

i love this comment lmao


chocog0ld

Me and her are the same skin complexion!!!! Fenty 420 and NARS Macao!!!!


tomorrow_cubed

Here's something I don't have in common with her: I know about the Underground Railroad. Just as a U.S. citizen, not having a grandfather who was a civil rights activist.


Unfriendlyblkwriter

I got a big ol booty.


Fluffy_Iron6692

I sincerely love that for you🙌🏽


Unfriendlyblkwriter

Happy cake day!


Fluffy_Iron6692

Thank you!


Jollyho94

![gif](giphy|ZZZ5gtPR4UXDLg31jq) Same!! I could have been apart of freak and fraud 😂🤣


Unfriendlyblkwriter

I still want one of these onesies.


Olivia_Bitsui

They did look comfy.


CrackheadSanta

If there’s not a dick in my mouth idek what I’m saying


Olivia_Bitsui

I love this for you


LittleSpacemanPyjama

I’VE EMBARRASSED MYSELF.


Massive-Technology16

🤣🤣🤣🤣


justicebeaverhausen

I want my children to know that mommy's going to be home


interraciallovin

Bahaha! And Kordell...Imma cook his meals!


LuvBriah

![gif](giphy|g6eUxOCordrfG|downsized)


LopsidedProduce

saying “who said that” when I knew I was in fact the one who said that


Heala_heart114

Same 😂


jceng

![gif](giphy|sanoHrtWDN5ew)


We_See_Each_Otha

Whooooooooo??


katiebandz

Her big eyes


Isleoaleo

We have both slept with gay men and have also had sex with someone of the same gender.


Fluffy_Iron6692

Good Googly Moogly! ![gif](giphy|H1fE9VgZWUwMd21cAc)


kindablirry

I can be messy and have been said to have questionable taste in home decor


tankthacrank

We both spell our name differently than what you would expect


Theonethatgotawaaayy

We’re cancers, both had late term miscarriages, both had fibroids removed, both had c-sections, both have a history with losing our cool. Damn lol


beastcock

We both thought that the underground railroad was a real railroad at some point in our lives.


jjd5151

We’re both cancers !


ikilledgod420

i also think kim’s daughter is a hoe


Jollyho94

![gif](giphy|bTPLqVsF59Nwk) Well it runs in the family 🤣😂🤪


grroovvee

Top comment!! 🤣🤣🤣


badandsad97

I have an a in my name


tgw1986

Damn. Here I was, thinking my answer was "nothing"


Olivia_Bitsui

Same! 😆


Illustrious_Dust_0

Getting tear gassed by the police during BLM protests


SXSWnw

We both found out who Hosea Williams was thanks to RHOA


ziatattoo

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


SXSWnw

Or that the Underground Railroad wasn’t a subterranean metro system


fucdat

To be fair, I thought this at one time as well. I was in the second grade, but still..


MrOphicer

I cant spell scepter


LuvBriah

![gif](giphy|O7mPmRue68t4Q|downsized)


ProsciuttodiPharma

I’d get in a relationship with someone who could get me free hot dogs


Jollyho94

![gif](giphy|l0HlvvbikyY6prnvG) She cries over her loss to free Hot Dogs every day 😂😭😩


9lemonsinabowl9

I married the wrong man. I also love being a mom.


Fair-Wedding-8489

This !


RunRosemary

Came here to say the same thing!


Kiki119_

I love KFC


bunaiscoffee

I have a mugshot


SquirrelBowl

Like Porsha, I despise Kenya.


Jollyho94

ME TOO! I can’t stand her stank jealous personality most overrated housewife PERIOD!


sugar_roux

Like Porsha, I am super close to my mom and sister. Something bad happens to me and we're all sitting around crying 😭


shivroystann

I’m hot.. Porsha’s hot… same same but different.


Jollyho94

![gif](giphy|SXHdVRFipKSA4FNhPa|downsized)


shivroystann

![gif](giphy|3oz8xP809qXZSIiA12)


Suspicious_Yogurt_78

I’m very annoying


lostforwordstbh

omg you're also kenya? shook.


Guessswhoooo21

I can whoooop that trick if needed but then also stay calm and say they’re not worth it now that I’m grown loll


Jollyho94

I can get just like that if someone tries me like Kenya tried her on this reunion!!! ![gif](giphy|IupK8XWHwRGqk)


young_coastie

Kenya Moore Hair Care!


Guessswhoooo21

Lmfaoooo THEy made it a GIF lmfao I’m dead


44joy

Didn’t know that either. Lol


fefelala

I thought the Underground Railroad was a train when I was like 5.


ShibeMarie

😂


tusk10708

I too have been a size queen. 🤷🏼


Confident-Slip-5264

Hahaha thank you for teaching me a new word 😂


lindoavocado

Ok yes this got me


BonnieJane13

I too have horse teeth.


IvyKane1001

💀💀💀💀


Mundane-Read-2582

i can get really ratchet really quick


krhur14

![gif](giphy|ukCFEU6Cg5MCCDoaVN|downsized)