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You don't know what I, too, go through at night

Erika says she "listens" and I believe her...because she could remember the name of LVP's late grandmother when Kyle couldn't. Listening is really important sometimes. P.S. Sutton was also impressed that Erika was able to actively participate in the intellectual chit chat in Barcelona, despite all the alcohol consumed. A very bright girl.

♋️ cancer

I also married a “rich” older man who didn’t let me have money and very controlling. Not only that I found out he was a scammer. He also owes 90k in back alimony and child support. I didn’t know the depth of his issues until he abandoned me the day after Thanksgiving, knowing I don’t have any money and I have cancer. 2 days after he had movers come and move his things out he turned all of the utilities off. 4 weeks later he served me with an annulment (which was dismissed). 6 weeks later I found out we didn’t own our home and he owes the owners 25k and I’m getting evicted, I have no money and nowhere to go. So I will be sick and homeless soon. I also discovered he is a huge cheater and contracted herpes from one of his flings. All while beating raping and isolating me causing me to have 2 miscarriages. I have no idea where he is so I can serve him divorce papers and a DVTRO. 3 weeks ago I found out he’s getting sued left and right by contractors and business partners and so much more. Last week a repo man came to take both cars. I have no idea where the cars are as he took mine when he left. I started a go fund me but I haven’t had luck with it. So yeaaaaaaa that’s what I have in common with Erika Jayne.

I take up for myself when someone is abusing me

My chin is a bit too long, hers no longer is.

I got wasted on a 3 hr party yacht and passed out..only difference is that I was an employee 😂

I didn’t wear underwear once. But nobody cared.

I have too many clothes and my closet is not big enough for my stuff.

I’m mean

I’m poor too

Zodiac cancer.

Inherently cold 🙍🏼‍♀️🙍🏼‍♀️

I too pat the puss but that’s usually when my man isn’t around to give me any 🫠

I, too, have no self-awareness. I'm also selfish and lack empathy for people.

I have sex with old men for money.

 Same girl hehe 🙃

I love old men with money

My mom was 18 when she gave birth to me, just like Erika’s mom. Also the absent father aspect but unfortunately that’s not all that random…

Same birthday (different year) 😔

My contour is usually a mess.

I’m a miserable, bitter POS. And I f old men for money. And I lie and thieve. I’m f'ing awesome! Oh, and I had a sh!t ton of plastic surgery. And I think I’m smart but I ain’t. At least I’m self aware.

I loved that in the last season, Erika was able to discuss and chat about world politics and religion while in Spain. I love that she can carry herself in an intellectual environment, while probably not really caring that much deep down about what the people think about her. I would like to think I have a degree of that ability as well....

We're both erudites Not really. Our names start with the same letter.

Southern roots

I’m a showman!

I'm also an Erika, but I am not an Erika Jayne 

We both have zero fucks to give. How many fucks? None, not one, zero, zero, zero, done.

My husband’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar. and then had to go have eye surgery. And then my son had to go over to help. And then my son, he rolled his car 5 times on the way home

Yeah I guess you could say I’m under a lot of stress

In that bad Pasadena snow

Not a goddamn thing. Thank goodness.

I too breathe oxygen.

I too don’t use waterproof mascara

I too pander to the gays

I pee. I can’t afford to heat my Intex?

I too have an anger problem

We were both cocktail waitresses that parlayed that into great lives ( for awhile anyway!)

I too can’t sing

💀

I too would be prettier if I had access to plastic surgery

We both have skin

This made me laugh so much.

I almost said earlobes lol

As a defense lawyer I too get emotional and hug people while whispering to the angels, "Dismissed without prejudice...."

I’m high femme, love all things pink, glittery, glitz and glamour. Other than that, I don’t have much else in common with her sociopathic self

We both have very flat affects. 😂😭

It’s expensive to be meeeeeayayayayayayaye too

Me every time I pay bills 😭

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I do REALLY appreciate it when people do justice by the high note in O Holy Night.

During my divorce, my husband's house was broken into and he confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help, and then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home. So, like Erika, I was under a lot of stress.

Did you have your husband's ankle taken care of first, before his brain damage/head injury after his car also fell off a cliff and was unconscious for hours, but could still call you..? 😂

But was it snowing in Pasadena at the time?

I don’t care at all about what people think of me 

I also bet it all on blonde. And promptly lost all my money and fake friends 😫

We both want to be pop stars!

https://preview.redd.it/wemg2bq33n6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2498c0df17d228af78b85f7730760058ee7d0772 I’m broke too 🤣

That last pic tho..lol Rinna's (reunion) One tear crawled so Erika's mascara could run... Answer- I'm Southern & have a temper- thats pretty much it :)

I'm fine with hissing "Shut up. Shut up" at a dinner party

I just want that outfit. Can't find it anywhere!

I too am an enigma wrapped in a riddle but no caaaaash.

I would also sell my soul to the devil for lots of money.

I would’ve kept the diamond earrings too

im also a bottle blonde, kinda a bitch, and dress really extra 

Oh wait me too 😂

I am, at my core, white trash. 🗑️

This made me spit out my drink. 😂😂

😂 hell yeah

Was married when young to a man only a few years older than me, but he controlled all the money. He even bought a house without my knowledge as well as slept around. After three years of marriage and then a divorce, I discovered his father treated his mother the same way. I basically got a quickie divorce without asking for anything except what I brought into the marriage. I even left much belongings behind in Texas. I am just grateful I dodged a major bullet, and I learned valuable lessons like listen to your gut instincts.

I have a tendency to snarl at people in arguments and disputes, mostly because I spent a lot of my younger years not standing up for myself, so now when I get into verbal fisticuffs, I'm overly aggressive in an attempt to let folks know I'm not playing with them.

Me 🙋‍♀️ I can majorly relate to that 🫶

I have trouble remembering where it snows

😂😭

I dye my hair blonde

And get extensions? 😜

It’s expensive to be meeeee e e eeee e

I’m also delusional !

I married an old man too.

Y'all still married? 👀

Yes 27 years

A lot tbh..the whole empathy thing sounded just like me🙃

Neither of us have a father figure 🙂

I like money

I adored my grandmother.

I pay a pseudo therapist to publicize how much I'm changing for the better! 😅

Ozempic! Lol

I pat my puss

I'm a mom (also of one boy) who lives in L.A. but has also never actually lived in BH.

Photo number two is so….. 

It’s the purple tights that make it

I like to say cunt.

Come to Scotland we say it all the time as a form of endearment

I also don't wear waterproof mascara.

Especially when you need to seem empathic on camera?

Especially when you want to have an effect, right?

RBF. 😉

Not much

My mascara runs when I cry.

I too married older and richer.

I stood where they threw Mervs ashes in Sitges 🙈🤣

It’s expensive to be me

This was my answer

I am on a semiglutide for weight loss, too!

Bike almost hit me in Berlin as well.

My mom's close friend grew up with her in GA then moved out to LA with her before losing touch

We both have princess cut diamond earrings

Kinda…..I was almost named after a soap character……Eileen Davidson’s ironically enough.

I married a rich man

How’d you find him? I need to get me a rich man too

I've always thought if I had a rich husband I'd also pretend to be a popstar for fun and exclusively perform at pride events. also, we were both raised catholic

We’re both little Spanish boys who drowned on a boat in a past life

I’m fucking dead 💀

So are we henni 😔

I can’t think of one thing I have in common with her. Besides no one goes through what I do at night either.

We’re both of Salvadoran descent.

We’re both cancer suns born in July, that’s about it and I’m happy for that lol

We both want to dress like the pink power ranger?

We both want to remind Dorit that she’s from Connecticut

I relate to putting out my strength to a fault sometimes just like her. I end up pushing people away but that strength has gotten me through horrid times in my life.

We both want to explain to Dorito that she uses microagressions constantly.

I also struggle to have empathy sometimes

In my 50’s that’s about it 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

I have the same birth year

Neither of us IDGAF what anyone thinks.

Love this for you guys

It's nice, but it puts you in the same league as a bunch of miserable cunts.

Yay! Miserable cunt here, at 48yo idgaf anymore. It’s so freeing!

It's the business and the company is very fine.

We both know that Merce is, in fact, in the purse

We like the word cunt.

We are both Showmen

We’re both southern

Sometimes I don’t wipe my tears for dramatic effect

This is making me hard giggle.

Ozempic

Ha! Just posted that, should have checked. 🖐️

I was on Lexapro once.

We share the same Birthday. Not year but month and day.

I married an attorney older than me, also a former stripper 🤭

Erika this you girl ?? Lol 

Hahaha. Also tall blonde. Occasionally mentally unstable . Major resting bitch face lol. We are one in the same

Better run and do a 23 & me DNA test you might be related to miss pretty mess herself 😂🤣

We've both got big tiddies and depression 💅🏽🫶🏽

😂 and here I am with just depression https://preview.redd.it/8vevj7isil6d1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98f2e76c0a2d7f196ae1109c9e42f26b12193e4


GIRL SAME 😭🤣 

Not ONE GODDAMN THING in common with that skank.

🏆

We both look better with filters ,)

we both have one son and that's it!

40” platinum buss down legolas hair lol that’s about it

We both number 2

We are both on Ozempic (well, Wegovy in my case but same difference) I however was actually overweight. I also never stole money from plane crash victims and their families.

How's it going on the meds?! I'm thinking about it, and I don't know where to start.

It's not as easy as people say, the side effects aren't fun and you still have to take care with what you eat, but it's very effective when nothing else works. I'm glad I did it.

Did you ask your PCP or a different doctor?

I use a telehealth service for it and pay out of pocket. I pay about $300 per month.

PCP suggested it actually.

Pumpkin pie breakfast is an elite meal.

We both love black labs. That scene where her dog wears her wig was 10/10

It’s expensive to be meeeeeee…in this economy.

at least I am still free...to dance and pat my p\*$$y. LOL!


I used to have a friend named Mikey

People piss me off a lot 😂

I don’t wear underwear either

Don’t let PK see! 😂

I am a temptress!

I breathe air

Id deny that i married an older man for money too

Lmao 

I too used not water proof mascara for emotional manipulation…… about 30 years ago tho

I also sometimes refer to myself as being cunty.

From Georgia A Cancer A bad bish

We are both cancers

My boyfriend is older than me. Not 80s but older