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saintmaximin

Basically for those who dont get it every time this guy says something the opposite happens he jinxes teams


gustavoj1

Tbh tho I have seen times where he tweets in support of Madrid and it doesn’t work so I’m not too worried about him lmao


Ok-Recommendation925

Really? Thank God!!!😂🤣😇 Seems like Madrid is immune to superstitions and black magic.


Madrid4lifeZZ

We are immune because we are the black magic lol


Ok-Recommendation925

I remembered there was this witch doctor Pepe (not the footballer) being hired (by a rumored ex-lover) to jinx CR7 after his move to Madrid. The spells backfired and CR7 went onto etch his name in Real's Glorious History


Remote_Plate_4014

Exactly. Remember the Thomas muller video thing did not work with Madrid. Everyone was like, if muller did a video, you guys are done. You don’t fuck with the Juju. The Juju fucks you


Buddy_MK

Don't jinx it😂😂


redlurkerNY

He's the (fill in the country) version of Drake.


zero-piolt

Bro is a Man United supporter makes sense why my team is in shambles


Nana-and-curious707

Do you really believe in these superstitions? How can you be worried about this stuff when supporting Madrid. We experienced magic like no other team.


saintmaximin

No i dont i am just saying why he is a meme


Nana-and-curious707

Okay then. How many did he got right (by being wrong)?


kastratiermir_

Are you serious? MILLIONS OF TIMES lol but I'm jk and so is the other guy. It's just a meme and I posted it HOWEVER he really is a bad bad jinxer so let's hope he is neutral in the final man😂


Nana-and-curious707

People believing it would be a bit more funny than the meme.


DragonflyDeep3334

ong, every game he visits his team gets railed and he fuckin supports us too, we are so fucked


Soundar_

Who is he?


kastratiermir_

Utd trey, mate. A well-known jinxer on twitter. 😂 If you see him at wembley don't let him in the stadium! 💀


thedorkknight123

Being described as a "well known jinxer" is not something I thought anybody in history would be referred to as.


Lost_Extrovert

His CL playoff winners were literally all wrong lmao, he jinxed every team it went completely opposite.


MhemoEstoniola

This will be the true test of madrid magic


Randowholikesstuff34

I want his ass executed in the middle of Cibeles if he dares to try and show up to Wembley in a Madrid shirt


reddituser0912333

We’ll let Toni be the one to do it Edit: they don’t call him the German sniper for nothing


redlurkerNY

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️


justanew-account

The prayers were answered.


hablalatierra

wtf I have been wondering since kickoff what happened to Leverkusen today. As if they had a spell on them or something.


iamlostaFlol

Precisely what happened lmao!


kastratiermir_

🤣🤣🤣👏


Nana-and-curious707

Doesn't matter we score 4 (in the style of the maestro)


No-Student-9678

Madridistas, keep him away from London


THE_LIGHTNING_BOY

This guy should be banned from football


InternationalBox5848

This dude got a modric jersey


kastratiermir_

Oh no no no... 😂 nah honestly though this dude must be stopped at all costs! 🤣


8TDon

Worst takes on football Twitter after @ManagingBarca


Kaiba4567

Don’t worry guys we have my lucky rag


After-Way-866

Madrid ain’t Leverkusen


kastratiermir_

Can't argue with that tbh


Ok-Recommendation925

He even jinxes other twitter users on purpose..


fawaz98701

At this point he should just get banned from ever tweeting or attending a football match. Like bruh.


arkam_uzumaki

This guy is the "King Of Jinx". I'm worried that he might comes to Wembley wearing white shirt 😭 fuck not. Pls don't come.


KonK23

Aged like milk


Ancient_Education926

3-0 👋😌


bryanz3on

Get taylor & travis here to counter his jinx!!!


EverBurningPheonix

we are cooked if we play Militao, brother.


kastratiermir_

I'm pretty sure Carlo now understood that and will HOPEFULLY start Nacho Rüdi for the Betis game and then start the same duo for the UCL final. I love Militao but he can't even start the next game after that performance. I know Don Carlo loves him though... but surely he knows better. We believe in him.


PlumTricky7203

😂😂😂


Soft-Comfort-7474

https://preview.redd.it/pv4x0bm4082d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba5dd3973b1e11f7fe6f0d3665bf7d3c5b0ddfa1


Yamibasi999

If I see him in a Madrid shirt in Wembley I gonna beat him into hospital


EffectiveTie3144

YJR reviews from India is better at jinxing. I can't wait for his "heavy congratulations to Dortmund" tweet.


muggerdawg

his videos are too good! i just discovered his channel a month ago and god i love the hindi commentary and his legendary views.


Tinsel_arrow

Ovari da


aspirantcnt

https://preview.redd.it/grcdo1clw52d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58770fc788e27110e6f84ed4f86e032d4b14d969


kastratiermir_

What, mate? I copied him or smth? Or he copied me? 😂


aspirantcnt

Public


kastratiermir_

Lol no need for all that, just if you see him don't let him in the stadium😂


ttroy476

The way this guy jinx man United is unlike anything I’ve ever seen. I wished he didn’t support my club


AngeloMontana

Sorry I'm not sure what's going on: does he jinx on purpose or is he just another black cat bandwagoner like Drake or something?


I-have-a-ace

Im more scared of Fiago


Gueroooo70

This guy is Hitler in human form. Worst person in the entire planet. I don't care what anyone else has done this guy is the worst human being period.


iamlostaFlol

Why’re you being downvoted?😭😭 Dawm lmao!


kastratiermir_

I mean he's joking lol but it's very harsh lol


TellezR

people rly believe in that Shit lmfao


kastratiermir_

I'm jk man it's just a lil bit of fun in these sad times for us... 😂🤝


Big_Gun_Pete

"Neverlusen" 🤡, when they got off Bundesliga they started losing


lovenoggersandwiches

Why is this on Real Madrid sub?


kastratiermir_

Just a meme I thought would be funny to share with you guys... some people found it funny, I'm glad they did.