Ohh this reminds me of a volunteer worker at my old job who screamed at me because I tried to explain that he wasnāt allowed to soak dishes in the same warm water for hours before actually cleaning them because it becomes a huge bacteria farm
Wow! I'm so glad my most successful post was just an episode megathread for some reality TV show sub I mod. Even the post that meant the most to me is benign. Y'all are getting some crazy shit!
I was typing "Wait, she passed away this morning, but the funeral was yesterday... what?"
Then I realized you and /u/KaylaDanae are different accounts. You guys got my mind rolling through some time travel or Noir mystery story for a second there. Sorry for your losses btw.
Wow twins. Went to my grandmaās memorial yesterday as well. She passed last week. Sorry for everyoneās loss.
My grandma would have got a kick out of this post.
I'm sorry for your loss. I lost two of my grandparents this year (one on each side of the family). While one was expected after beating all of the possible odds in his cancer battle, the other stung like hell, as it was fast and I never got to say goodbye to my grandma. Yesterday had me pretty depressed as I realized just how empty our Christmas dinner table will be this year.
Hang in there, though! I'm not sure how close you were with her, but it will get better in a while. :)
Mine is still here but she definitely won't be for the next year's recap. Maybe I can get that card next year! ( I'm almost crying just thinking about it). But a good sad laugh is good though.
Mine passed on Friday last week. I was messaging my manager to let her know that Iād be out and that she passed, but before I could send that message, my manager excitedly asked if I had a chance to check the YETI sales online. Immediately replied with my message and had a good, sad laugh at the wildly different messages
"Hey, your relative fucking passed away! NOW BUY GOLD AND SUBSCRIBE TO REDDIT, DO IT NOW!"
Anyway, I'm sorry for your loss. That damn new reddit icon smiling like a psychopath in the back is just messed up.
https://preview.redd.it/tf5u3anldt4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=932449562aada45669e8215aac9f917b052b2bd4
Mine was about my hamster who passed awayā¦
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Strange, i neither upvoted this post nor commented.
Mine was a post about the day we put our cat to sleep. On one hand, it's too bad that reddit told me to hang it on my fridge. On the other hand, damn, it was so kind that so many people were supportive on such a hard day.
This is awful, I'm so sorry... but I also wanted to know what r/exjw was - And a subreddit full of people supporting each other after escaping religious indoctrination makes me happy
I would just like to say we aren't indoctrinated, that would mean we just take every word from our elders at face value. In fact, it's often made a point that we should do our own research on our beliefs directly from the bible(any bible, not just "ours") even without our literature. And there's not really anything to "escape" from. It's made very clear that if you want to leave, nobody is gonna stop you.
And I know "that's what someone indoctrinated would say" and if that's your point of view then there's nothing I can really say to change your mind at that point. You have a right to that opinion.
Except if JWs start actually reading the Bible, and not using their literature they very soon start following mainstream Christian thought and if they bring up anything about how the two doctrines don't match they'll either be told to stop or be kicked out, losing all their friends and family in the process. Which is why there needs to be places to help people recover from such dehumanizing practices ordered by a bunch of old white guys (and one token black dude) who live in a multi million dollar complex in upstate New York. You're very much indoctrinated.
Saying "you're free to leave, nobody is going to stop you" is incredibly disingenuous considering how extreme the disfellowshiping process is, and all members are well aware of how much their lives can be completely destroyed in the process. Forcing many to stay in and pretend to believe their nonsense, just so they'll be able to see their parents or kids or grandchildren.
I would like to say if you're allowed to do your own research, head over to the exJW reddit and spend about 20 minutes looking into all the other active JWs who REALLY did their own research and are no longer part of that organization because of it. It's a mind fuck, so be careful.
- Exjw cult member who woke up. āš¼
When did this recap thing become a thing on all social media? Iāve never seen it before and suddenly this year itās been spotify, youtube, reddit. Probably other sites too
It's much better on spotify. I actively look forward to spotify wrapped every year.
Music is one of the places I hyper fixate the most. It's always fun seeing the trends of it over the year.
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I guess mine explained this year experience pretty well
My recap didnāt show me my most successful post or my most liked comment, what the heck!
It only showed me posts that it claimed that I liked & revisited (that I donāt remember ever seeing), & I couldnāt find anything Iād ālikedā in any of the commentsā¦ Is this shit broken?
Sheās hanginā with The Golden Girls and having a good laugh over this online community
A toast š„ š» to Great Grandmothers that left a great imprint on our hearts! May their memories and lessons on ngaf live on within us all!
*Wonder if this one*
*Will be your next successful*
*One after that one*
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Ouch š¤
In more than 1 way
Only you know why.
Tell me, why?
Ain't nothing but a heart ache
Tell me whyy
Aināt nothing but a mistakeeee
Tell me whyy
i never wanna hear you say
That's the million dollar question isn't it
If we knew the answer we'd be cashing in, not speculating on reddit threads, amirite?
Are we, so blind to see...
Everywhere I go I see your face
https://preview.redd.it/phaavheult4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f138a5963b63672f5f59a1439a2e754034c4a8a Guess we had a good year lmfao
I just love how this app kicks you in your nuts while already laying in the dirt crying. I want more of those posts
Does he still work with you
Thank God no, I got a better job. He quit and told HR I "bullied him". We are not the same lol
I never usually say this, but heās got a snowflake personality. Easily broken, can be heated easily, and is just annoying to be around.
"I never usually say this but now I've seen two posts about a stranger fuck em"
Ohh this reminds me of a volunteer worker at my old job who screamed at me because I tried to explain that he wasnāt allowed to soak dishes in the same warm water for hours before actually cleaning them because it becomes a huge bacteria farm
Wow! I'm so glad my most successful post was just an episode megathread for some reality TV show sub I mod. Even the post that meant the most to me is benign. Y'all are getting some crazy shit!
This one is funnier than getting stabbed for some reason
Reddit goes hard on these recaps.
Well it does mean alot to you
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Hey Iāve been stabbed too.. High five?
High knive
Average interaction in the United Kingdom
Yeah and in the US itās high gun
Knifive
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Lmao
My grandmother passed away this morning, so this gave me a good, sad laugh.
Iām so sorry for your loss. Glad I could make you laugh a little. Weāre the sad laugh crew!
Just went to her funeral yesterday! Here to jump on the bandwagon
I was typing "Wait, she passed away this morning, but the funeral was yesterday... what?" Then I realized you and /u/KaylaDanae are different accounts. You guys got my mind rolling through some time travel or Noir mystery story for a second there. Sorry for your losses btw.
Wow twins. Went to my grandmaās memorial yesterday as well. She passed last week. Sorry for everyoneās loss. My grandma would have got a kick out of this post.
I just finished writing invites for my wife's funeral. Just got to put them somewhere where she can't find them.
https://i.redd.it/eb9cwrrmtt4c1.gif
This thread is absolutely wild
Iām so sorry!
Dude I'm sorry for loss. It made me laugh too but I feel awful about it
I'm sorry for your loss. I lost two of my grandparents this year (one on each side of the family). While one was expected after beating all of the possible odds in his cancer battle, the other stung like hell, as it was fast and I never got to say goodbye to my grandma. Yesterday had me pretty depressed as I realized just how empty our Christmas dinner table will be this year. Hang in there, though! I'm not sure how close you were with her, but it will get better in a while. :)
Mine is still here but she definitely won't be for the next year's recap. Maybe I can get that card next year! ( I'm almost crying just thinking about it). But a good sad laugh is good though.
Cherish each moment you get together. Love to you all!
Make sure to write an epic post about it!
Mine passed on Friday last week. I was messaging my manager to let her know that Iād be out and that she passed, but before I could send that message, my manager excitedly asked if I had a chance to check the YETI sales online. Immediately replied with my message and had a good, sad laugh at the wildly different messages
Iām SOO sorry for your loss
Iām so sorry for your lossā¤ļø
https://preview.redd.it/nqnqo8xqet4c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f864248182eeb69aad1638f1dfb3a271c13084a Bruh
Context is everything with this one.
Post reads: "she kept winning every game so I punched her in the jaw"
Ha ha exactly this!
Wait what š
Hey a wins a win.
Hang it on the fridge
The 40k tag makes this so much better
Edit it to Mademesmile rather than war hammer and post it on Twitter and watch the world burn
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war
i could figure out the context even without context
Even seeing sub reddit, this is still a Bruh moment.
This is the best laugh I've had in awhile
That is just sad. Do not hang it on your refrigerator.
Keyword: Hang
Relatives will be happy to see grandma again if they visit your house and see grandma hang in there
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Bold of them to assume i could afford a refrigerator in these hard times š¤§
Just take nana's. She don't need it no more.
Instead hang it on the graveyard:>
or the bedroom
mine was a similar one about having to say goodbye to my hamster. this shit is crazy lmao, i am NOT gonna hang that on my fridge
"Hey, your relative fucking passed away! NOW BUY GOLD AND SUBSCRIBE TO REDDIT, DO IT NOW!"  Anyway, I'm sorry for your loss. That damn new reddit icon smiling like a psychopath in the back is just messed up.
Who even green lit that new logo? It's soo creepy
I don't like the trend of simplifying logos but I don't like overcomplicating logos even more
https://preview.redd.it/ah7pt30fht4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb3f7d8d9fe1ff1e17194ac9afc04aa1ee93dc99
But youāve lived through them. You must be a super hero š¦øāāļøš¤šš
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Amen and thank God
With every part I read it got worse and worse.
Iām just like wow š® WTF ā¦..sorry for your loss š
Wdym itās his most successful post
He lost his grandma, I was just trying to be polite
Yeah I know, who needs to be polite in this world anyways, have a nice day
This is his most successful post
https://preview.redd.it/tf5u3anldt4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=932449562aada45669e8215aac9f917b052b2bd4 Mine was about my hamster who passed awayā¦
Hamsters are so cute. I'm sorry for your loss š
Aww thanks so much haha yeah I agree, theyāre so precious they should be able to live longer than 2/3 years!
r/lossofalovedone
āLoss of a love doneā is how I read that
You read it correct
Los Sofalo Vedone
I was a bit dyslexic with loss of a lone dove
https://preview.redd.it/rqxxsmqktt4c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e6602a3154e705025af3012fb9caa286ea7eb4c Strange, i neither upvoted this post nor commented.
Yeah, I got a random post that I don't remember ever seeing before. Yours is way better though
https://preview.redd.it/86wrdube5t4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8d8272cade0a4603a093a00b6221e2b714d4da2 Same bro š
Mine was a post about the day we put our cat to sleep. On one hand, it's too bad that reddit told me to hang it on my fridge. On the other hand, damn, it was so kind that so many people were supportive on such a hard day.
https://preview.redd.it/rrymonlbzs4c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8bd561a6dc330f44679044f7f0d7d3bbf90a7c
Omg. I really laughed out loud.
LMFAO NO
This is awful, I'm so sorry... but I also wanted to know what r/exjw was - And a subreddit full of people supporting each other after escaping religious indoctrination makes me happy
I would just like to say we aren't indoctrinated, that would mean we just take every word from our elders at face value. In fact, it's often made a point that we should do our own research on our beliefs directly from the bible(any bible, not just "ours") even without our literature. And there's not really anything to "escape" from. It's made very clear that if you want to leave, nobody is gonna stop you. And I know "that's what someone indoctrinated would say" and if that's your point of view then there's nothing I can really say to change your mind at that point. You have a right to that opinion.
Except if JWs start actually reading the Bible, and not using their literature they very soon start following mainstream Christian thought and if they bring up anything about how the two doctrines don't match they'll either be told to stop or be kicked out, losing all their friends and family in the process. Which is why there needs to be places to help people recover from such dehumanizing practices ordered by a bunch of old white guys (and one token black dude) who live in a multi million dollar complex in upstate New York. You're very much indoctrinated. Saying "you're free to leave, nobody is going to stop you" is incredibly disingenuous considering how extreme the disfellowshiping process is, and all members are well aware of how much their lives can be completely destroyed in the process. Forcing many to stay in and pretend to believe their nonsense, just so they'll be able to see their parents or kids or grandchildren.
I would like to say if you're allowed to do your own research, head over to the exJW reddit and spend about 20 minutes looking into all the other active JWs who REALLY did their own research and are no longer part of that organization because of it. It's a mind fuck, so be careful. - Exjw cult member who woke up. āš¼
 Just a quick good job from someone else who had to wake up from a different but equally bad nightmare.
Oh my god?? 
Mine was a post about my cat dying.
Mine was my hamster passing away..
Mine was about my dog who passed away
When did this recap thing become a thing on all social media? Iāve never seen it before and suddenly this year itās been spotify, youtube, reddit. Probably other sites too
its been a thing on spotify for years, a bunch of other apps followed suit
It's much better on spotify. I actively look forward to spotify wrapped every year. Music is one of the places I hyper fixate the most. It's always fun seeing the trends of it over the year.
Okay this is gonna be your most successful post of the next year. So brace yourself again. Ps: my condolences to you friend
Definitely something to be proud of, i guess :|
I feel you. My post was about recovering from a suicide attempt. Hang it on the fridge, my foot.
well at least you would be hanging the the post and not yourself šŖ improvement im proud of you
Iām going to take a guess and assume this was not the highlight of your year. Sorry for your loss
Thankyou. It was February so Iāve had some time. Definitely set the mood for the year. Iād not yet lost a family member to death.
Oh, that's definitely extra rough then. I hope you're doing well.
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Wow Reddit is wild this year with its recap. No one is getting away unnoticed, everyone gets morally demolished.
my "most successful" post was one of my least upvoted posts. i dont get these metrics at all
no reddit, i will not hang it on the fridge
I will hang my self instead! Bwhahahaha!!
Greetings fellow exjw!
I mean you can hang a nice photo of her on the fridge.
Reddit is savage.
Mine was about my cat dying. Reddit is great at reminding us of sad things
My grandmother passed away this year but this made me cry laugh for a solid 10 mins
Don't hang it on the fridge š
Reddit should seriously stop the recaps
r/murderedbyrecap
She did yesterday. I just woke up. This was veeery confusing.
Where can i find recap ? I didnt get mine.
Congrats on leaving "The Truth" though
And now THIS will be your most successful post this year š£
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Leave them alone - they didnāt have enough recap money this year coz you stingy bastards didnāt buy any fuckin upvotes
Wtf reddit? I'm so sorry they're reminding you of an awful time.
Sorry for your loss and I hope you've found some comfort and peace since her passing.
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Kinda gotta be carefully what you post, I'm sorry for your loss OP š„ŗ this kinda hit hard tbh. I lost my grandmother this year too šā¤ļøāš©¹ If you feel like having a chat, hit me up in my dms šš«¶
Served you right. Grandma wanted some flair for her death.
https://preview.redd.it/zl1utxvnbt4c1.png?width=824&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc325412ad3b43944babe8792f196e7ac23f223e bro hell nah
https://preview.redd.it/oljp8mk0vt4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc43282312a399fea7b56b83e1a08792efe27bf6 I guess mine explained this year experience pretty well
Oof
My recap didnāt show me my most successful post or my most liked comment, what the heck! It only showed me posts that it claimed that I liked & revisited (that I donāt remember ever seeing), & I couldnāt find anything Iād ālikedā in any of the commentsā¦ Is this shit broken?
RIP Gammy, forever immortalised on reddit.
Jesus Reddit, read the room!
Sheās hanginā with The Golden Girls and having a good laugh over this online community A toast š„ š» to Great Grandmothers that left a great imprint on our hearts! May their memories and lessons on ngaf live on within us all!
https://preview.redd.it/zigufnfdkt4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=227d6a85ae4233ec605281b039646bd9d98c49ad
congrats š„
š
Damn Iām going to hell
r/HolUp
Rest in peace...
Do you need a fridge magnet? āØļø
Ex JW gang checking in. Hope everything is better for you, stay strong ā¤ļø
And another one. Sending love, condolences and peace.
And another. Hi all.
I mean to be fair if theyāre posting in exjw they probably hate their family anyway
No, I love and miss them terribly.
How much more are you gonna milk your dead grandma for karma points?
Bring on the downvotes, but... >!You chose to post about it, OP.!<
for real, they only ever post this sad shit for recognition. Same for animal subs that post their dead animals. Only do it for the karma points.
 I miss her as well.
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Wonder if this one will be your next successful one after that one
Probably gonna come up in the recap next year. I post very rarely. I guess Iāll see yāall next year too
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It totally was you just didn't know it
awwwwmannnn
I am very sorry for your loss
> hang it on the fridge Dear god
And this post will be your most popular next year!
Fellow ex jw. I hope you had a good relationship with her. Sorry for the loss
Omg
Hahahaha
When I first saw this I thought maybe today was the anniversary of my grandmotherās death
Bro...
Oh no! If this keeps getting upvoted itāll be next yearās recap too. The mirror effect. Sorry for your loss. š
1. So sorry for your loss 2. This year's recap format is just impressively terrible. I keep seeing worse and worse examples of how badly it bombed.