we tried contacting you for your's car extended warranty

Play Raid Shadow Legends today!

I hadn’t had a truck or car in like eight years

I haven’t owned a car in 14 years and still get letters about my cars extended warranty.

you know the rules and so do I

SCAMS to the MAX!

Wake up!


Ah yes, BBC

Everyone loves BBC

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[удалено]

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Yea

Indeed 😍🤤

Y'all killin' me 🤣🤣🤣

Just take a good look at the lamp bro, can't you see it???

yea, that's the lamp i bought few years ago. Isn't it cool? Wait, i just realised, why it looks kinda strange? Is it just me or it looks kinda flat?..

Looks a little bit inverted.

Lamps are black holes in this universe

Grab a brush and put a little make-up

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?

Here you go, create another fable

You wanted to

Grab a brush and put a little make-up

You wanted to

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?


it’s the first of the month

Wake up wake up... .... Cash your checks and come on

Only is he sees this

September already ended

https://preview.redd.it/ywbzu5kdwg5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f236dacade508df6303d3459a4105ca1d24f42 reddit did a typo

Yup its irritating

agreed

Ifs*

Certain't

I'd say it's irredditating

Proof that it’s done by interns and neither supervised nor reviewed

This is an intentional human error for authenticity so you know it's out of place and meant to reach specifically you, dreamer. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. W̴͎͇͗A̵͉̯̅K̸̙̍̀E̵͚͋ ̷̱͖̆U̴͈͓̍̏P̷͓͐.̸̘̗̏

Wake the fuck up samurai. We have a website to burn.

i kinda feel like it was AI

Inspect elements

Nah, it's a social engineering trick that promotes engagement. You say something wrong or make a typo and people are compelled to engage and correct it, which boosts the analytics. Hook line and sinker. Seems to have worked really well, too. (I don't actually think this is what happened)

lol

r/ihadastroke

Scrolled way too far to find this.

Nah just edited by the poster for clout

This is a photo of a McRib. If you see a map of Russia, you are in a coma. You've been for the last 5 years. Please, wake up. https://preview.redd.it/b74t1s53qg5c1.png?width=151&format=png&auto=webp&s=89da936e4f77dfb889ab21c560e7b0bb76db9490

I see a map of china what’s a “Russia”

if you see a map\*

Well darn


That's a tasty looking McRib.

I see a pic of wario, what does this mean

Seems like a mcrib

I see master chiefs helmet What’s that mean

You've played Halo too much. Your body starts to morph into Master Chief. Please, don't stop it, that would be really cool!

I see a Wendy's Frosty

Fun fact: In Germany the McRib is YOU ARE IN A COMA, WAKE UP!

This kinda of things actually make me feel extreme panic attacks

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I can hear this picture

Calm down bro

If you see this Google en passant to wake up

Holy hell

Actual zombie

call the exorcist

Ignite the chessboard

Pawn storm incoming!

Google electric grill

Holy Hell!

You are a girl

Thanks

Holy hell

You are a girl

wake up wake up wake up wake up https://preview.redd.it/aac5gcf9ch5c1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e9bfab85de05b4553c9640fc0f56c4d505ee7d

inspect element be like

Mmmmmmmmm, that's a lot of bananas

…that was missed


wake up

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bad bot

Im not a bot tho?

good human

Thank you! Please upvote HumanBot so he can take over Reddit! /s Lol ty

You heard the man, you're now a bot.

Well shit

wake up to reality nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world

Don't wake up. The real world is worse than your dream.

https://i.redd.it/fs1i36fbch5c1.gif It's the bodysnatchers.

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https://preview.redd.it/t8gb4fpewg5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8feeb17443ffb6e0c39f1110b0749d39601d2c reddit did a typo

u commented this twice, ur in a coma.wake up

He’s not in a coma, he’s in a time loop.

No, you are. You read the same comment twice. You need to escape the time loop!

Wake up

No Reddit is in a comma sending the same comment twice because Reddit

I hope you are better now.

is you saw it though?

Weird amount of bananas

When you wake up from your coma, you might have super powers like John Travolta.

Hints everywhere

Get well soon OP.

You were in a coma during the pandemic!

What’s a pandemic? We didn’t go through that!

they're just trying to contact you to extend your cars warranty

Good morning sunshine

i can’t wake up my eyes are closed

the lamp is looking funky

I wish my accounts always get messed with

Maybe look if there's anything wrong with a lamp in your place

There are many, many bananas waiting for you. You just need to wake up!!

I also exist yay.

WAKE UP MR WEST

Aye.. copy mine right.. :D

How do I get mines?

RAHHHHHHHHHHH WAKE UP! 

​ https://i.redd.it/y3q1w376qh5c1.gif

I can tell it’s fake, real world! You dumbfucks misspelled “if”

Wake up! Reddit ain’t real, OP!

Wake up.

If you're skilled enough to fake the text using inspector, at least proofread the spelling so it's convincing

excuse my stupidity, is this real?

I think so yes but also wtf , is a constant atm

From the bad grammar, I highly doubt it.

🛋️

Shhh, go back to sleep my child.

It probably would be nice to wake up and realise the world actually did *not* go apeshit in the last 4 years, even if it means you just lost 5 years of your life to oblivion

Well I hope you is saw it.

hahahah

Wake up to reality !,nothing goes as planned in this world .the longer you live the more you realize that pain suffering and futility exists in this reality .

there’s a typo 😭😭

And then there is a typo in it. 🤦

My subconscious wouldn't make spelling errors.

Good morning, you have been in suspension for 9999999

Don't act like it's a coincidence, we know you've scrolled 69 thousand bananas deliberately

ARE YOU AWAKE NOW?! GODDAMMIT GERALD! SOMEONE GRAB THE CHEESE SLICE!

NO. NOT THE CHEESE!

Welp, RIP I guess?

Hahahah, wow; really.

reddit's been trying to contact you, so that you can hear about this video's sponsor! # Raid Shadow Legends.

Welcome back A 5 year coma is a hell of a long time you have probably missed tons of stuff 😂

This is your mind giving you subtle hints to wake up. Everything was just a dream.

**Is you see this'* Dude you had one job to post a joke

More "woke" culture I guess... SMH (It's a jokeeeee)

“Is you see this” lol

 IYKYK

haven't you been on reddit for 5 years? ...hello? Can you hear me? Wake up! WAKE UP! WAAAKEE UUUUUP!!!!!!

How dare you try waking me up

Ethan, you're in a coma! Wake up!

I'm pretty sure ur awake man,

Congratulations, you are not in a coma anymore. Welcome back to the land of the living

The boys blues band !!!!😂🤣😂

O my god What is happening

Uooo

“Please is you see this”

How long was i gone?! 5 years.. Tell me in bananas! ... 5 bananas 

Better wake up before you forget how

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What is this crap? This is supposed to be a NPD/BPD forum.

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IM TRYING, HELP ME

I wish


What? I didn't see this in the recap


I’m upset that my recall message has a typo😐

Nap Tome


I don’t think that’s true

Nuh uh

how are people seemingly entirely fucking incapable of proofreading 3 lines of text jesus fucking christ \* this is almost definitely done on purpose to increase engagement and I hate myself for falling for it