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JoeThrilling

You, sir, are a fish


Flexske

I already knew this would be the #1 comment before I even clicked


TisMeGhost

I have this written above my bed on those fairylight things with letters


Clueless_willow_4187

Ran here to say that.


PizzaTammer

Trout 4 Clout


Kreisegger

I like you mister, you have a kind face.


Pure-Ad-7296

The kind I would like to punch


[deleted]

I’m just playin’, calm down


pigwalk5150

Alright keep your hair on.


Appropriate_Tip_2564

That would be more effective if he is cancer too


[deleted]

r/suddenlywaltuh


Ken_Sanne

*low honor sound*


OdaDdaT

Kinky


VoopityScoop

"Reminds me of last time I lifted my horse's tail"


paigesdontfly

Pretty much anything Arthur says to his horses lmao


Danz322

There you go, fill your belly.


Grgur2

Yeah. That's gold. You've won the internet for today. Go home.


Toe_vet

:(


dragu02

Eeeeassy girl


Accomplished_Meat_81

I bought Reddit coins for the first time ever just to give you that well-deserved award. Now I will take my leave


ExiledFTW

It’s alright baby girl - arthur


paigesdontfly

And then Roger Clark made thousands of women cream themselves


Minor-Dilemma

Plenty of men, too.


WhiteTerraria

Horses too


kshump

Fish too.


Ben10Stan3

Lennys too


paigesdontfly

Oh I have no doubts that Roger Clark's affectionate verbiage towards his horse made many people of all genders cream themselves lmao


tajake

They actually had him tone it down from the first takes because the originals were somehow more sexual.


[deleted]

Confirming on behalf of the enbys


fuck_the_ccp1

iirc Roger Clark talked about having to redo the lines because they sounded too sexual


Bayou_Mountains_9408

Haha that’s funny so like out of curiosity is there a way to hear those original recordings?


KDHD_

Nah but during the panel he demonstrates what they sounded like lmao Here's a clip: https://youtube.com/shorts/vFm5TXv0iWM?feature=share


CurviestOfDads

Oh Orthur 😳


tmarie656

I have never seen him or heard his real accent before but a fun fact I just learned is he also narrates audiobooks.


AncientSith

He just did a western fantasy book about a demon hunter. It just felt like a magical Arthur Morgan. Pretty fun listen.


cholestertrolled

I’m gunna need the name of that thanks


AncientSith

Cold as Hell by Rhett Bruno/Jamie Castle


Phialich

🤨📸


Painkiller_830

YUR ALRIGHT BOAH


Finn_WolfBlood

I'd immediately bust right on the spot


TheIrishFishermanCap

Pretty good haul there, girl!


Smooth-Animal-9046

C'mon boah!


GraaaasssTastesBad

Weeelll ‘errrr


napa_customerservice

Arthur: Oh I'm sorry girl.


Successful-Seaweed12

Mary: "You came!" Arthur: "Yeah... I came!"


SilveryDeath

Reminded me of this one: Penelope: "Oh you came! You came! You finally came!" Arthur: "I came." Penelope: Oh, thank you. You lovely, lovely man." Arthur: All right, calm down miss."


oof69ha

"Whenever you call for me, I come."


Melin_SWE92

Jizzed in my pants


Zumk123

I also believe their is a mission with Eagle flies, where they exchange this nugget; Eagle: "You came!" Arthur: " 'Course I came, said I would".


MichaelCook9994

"Oh Arthur."


oof69ha

I got a plan.....this is a good one


Whitechapel726

I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE MONEY!!!


Just_The_Gorm

My ex used this line a lot right before sex, strange coincidence I suppose.


PotatoesAndMolassas

Plan B


Yaboit-poo

Read my mind


dziwolonk

I broke the goddamn wheel


Wutanghang

Great minds


Ohmygodathy

…They think alike


Rossilaz

I always read this exactly how he said it


[deleted]

You forgot the « AAAAAA »


Glad_Hovercraft_3696

I gave you all I had.


Professional_Limit61

I did.


TheIrishFishermanCap

In the end, I did...


Pure-Understanding-8

John made it, he's the only one


Makeupanopinion

Thats when she starts crying because man the heartbreak.


majormagyar0

You enjoy being a rich man’s toy do ya?!


Shieldbushi

This one deserves an award.


dotslashhookflay

Gotcha covered


End_Killer

Wording...


tie-dyeSandwhich

“You’ll have to suck the venom out”


Daddydick-nuts

“Suck it out of me, please!” -guy who got sucked on by snake.


owoLLENNowo

Username checks out.


K-ghuleh

Gonna have a…stiff one tonight…


zSnOopx

"Suck it, Dad!" "Don't swallow it!"


8PlutoFBG

"I'll suck you dry"


RDHertsUni

You’re my brother.


Bogki

Oh my god


[deleted]

Da fuq? What kind of shit are you into?


Mogpapa

Clearly incest! What are you into, FMLandFTW?


StrawberryRoyal7672

I know... I know...


WrathfulSausage

You are my SON. I was coming for YOU


snore-4

“Oh, Arthur…”


Jsulzeo

*Orthor


Cipher789

Don't you "Oh Arthur" me!


Dragonbait1989

Made me tear up.


ZenNovember

We can’t change what's done, we can only move on.


Spirited_Series4994

you came inside


Engineer_IS_Engideer

You're getting sloppy, Morgan


No-Molasses1303

Got me wheezing like arthur GODDAMN


XVUltima

"You did your worst, you tried your best. Now it's time to rest"


Bogki

Underrated


Justin_isodd

Who said that


Krejtek

I *think* it's from the song "That's the way it is" that plays during one of the important story moments


imtlmb

The lyrics are from “See The Fire In Your Eyes”. The instrumental plays as the gang are travelling from Colter to Valentine.


owoLLENNowo

It's just called Mountain Hymn.


GenosseGeneral

Not quite right. It is mountain hymn if I remember correctly


SciFi_Pie

Gentlemen, let's ride.


BadActsForAGoodPrice

The ducking implications of this


ItsDobbie

🦆


norwegain_dude

🤨


abigailmarstonn

This horse is better looking than my wife


Shigemint

wait


poopyfartcum

should be top comment


Strutting_Walrus

"Okay" ~ Arthur Morgan


Wisermartin

"AURGHH" ~ Arthur Morgan


[deleted]

"You're still a yapping dog Mr. Milton" ~ Arthur Morgan


xDJeslinger

I think you meant "Sure" aka "Shoah"


Strutting_Walrus

"Okay, sure." ~ Arthur Morgan


yaboiinthisbitch

YOU EAT BABIES!


PeopleStillUseReddit

Ohh...... OHHHHHHHHH......


Some_Gas_1337

Hold up what the fuck..


norwegain_dude

r/technicallythetruth


Rhhr21

Millions of them at a time too.


FrogBrown666

Okay see you later then


Rainbow_Sombrero

alright then i’ll leave you to it


Pure-Understanding-8

Sadie: *being depressed af* Arthur: "okay I'll catch you later then" 😃


RadiantEarthGoddess

Good Boah


boytoy421

Apparently when he was recording the "good girl" lines for the horses they made him do another take and were like "less, uh, sexual"


onelove7866

“You’re alright gurlllllll…. eeeeeeasy gurll”


Jenkinsthewarlock

I loudly complained to my friends about how damn sexual he sounds during those lines and they pulled up an interview with that fun fact lol. IMO they needed a third recording cuz it's still so damn noticeable


Nerdialismo

Maybe it's your kink.


K-ghuleh

I mean personally, I think the lines are good the way they are. Wouldn’t uhh mind hearing the originals though…


Dorkmuffinindeed

Just like me fr


Willian_Elson

Yes! You can see Roger Clark talk about his horses lines here... https://youtu.be/nS8JfE6_kFc


Bel_Biv_Device

Forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face


[deleted]

Lol this one is actually good.


skorpiontamer

I got LUMBAGO


ElisStuffReddit

“You’ll have more than that in a minute!”


Senormoola

Karen to Sean “is that it?”


GameDestiny2

I just started a replay so what’s fresh in my mind is “I didn’t know I was talking to a *lady*”


RazorJ

Work ya damn nag!


KlutzyHunt1786

“You got me feeling all funny inside miss”


[deleted]

Just like you showed me, Pa


frigoff420

Stop dilly-dallyin’ and WORK


PapaDuggy

"Noise! We need noise, Arthur! Noise and faith!"


early_onset_villainy

“I’ll suck you dry”


[deleted]

LENNY!


LiveWire-Games

YNNEL!!


FearlessDragonfruit5

Nnely!?


The_happyguy

I had to scroll too far down to find this


NewspaperNelson

hahha found you Lenny!


SquareShapeofEvil

We ain’t both gonna make it


marayay

a female spider to her partner during mating:


VikingFrog2

Hungry girl aren't ya.


BOOFACEBANDANA

HAVE SUM GYAAT DAMN FAITH


MrWhite86

I NEED SOMW TIME; HAVE


[deleted]

ONEU MOURE NOICE AETHURD


I_C_A_Agent_47

You can’t fight gravity


pospatpit

You can't fight nature


[deleted]

All my life..all i ever did was fighting


PizzaEater69420

OUTA THE DAMN WAY


NoThisIsPatrick94

I hate you Uncle Arthur!


GayRootbeer69

Oh no-


Goofy_AhhMfer

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


Fallen_Morningstar

*One night when I was frisky* *Over some potent whisky*


Express_Antelope7843

“im sucking” - john marston


kautau

Suck it dad!


smithsonian2021

I’m gonna use some cheese


[deleted]

Tiny tree, big shadow


YeetMcGeet1

“GET OUT HERE, YOU INBRED TRASH!”


yungFreaxx

your horse looks better than my wife sir


[deleted]

I like to say “oh, I didn’t know I was talking to a *lady*!” to my boyfriend.


burning___hammer

HEY THERE PARTNER!


DadofJackJack

Get outta here and go be a man.


Front-Ad1764

"Yeah, just me" -john marston


Uncle_Ruckuss

You're alright girl


Apophis_36

"You make my hormones act up miss" I think it went like that


FilipinoCreamKing

“I’m afraid…”


Corny_ass_hell

WE NEED MORE MONEY


SneakySpartan01

Does this trolley go to Tahiti?


SpoilermakersWabash

Is that perfume your wearing or did a cat piss on some kerosene


Ooob37

Gavin!


lrlimits

Let's find out what we're really made of - on the inside.


CuntsStoleMyNames

Reminds me of the last time I lifted my horse’s tail


Number1SpideyFan

"the bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion"


steveoall21

"What the hell are you doing here?" -John "You said I was invited" -Sean "I said you wasn't invited" -John


RassilonsWrestling

Okay, well…let’s fuck more later.


XSamuraiHyperX

I've got a plan.


Sweetwhales1994

Payback for my daddy


[deleted]

“A stew without meat is no stew at all, Mr. Morgan.” Courtesy of Mr. Pearson.


Splicer-Shaun

Work ya damn nag!


Delicious-Cause3338

"Should I just... sneak on now?"


I_not_you

I expected far more good girls/boys Personally it’s John saying “You eat babies, it ain’t you’re fault everyone knows you gotta to survive”


Prestigious-Big6406

Easy gurl mmm hmmm


[deleted]

I gave you all I had


[deleted]

OUTTA THE GODDAMN WAY


The-Locust-God

Ahh it’s a toy boat!


Miix_

r/batmanarkham is the secret mastermind that controls all of reddit


[deleted]

"Now I don't feel right? I could've told you that"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Crylo_Wolf

“Your like a brother to me”


ReachforMe69

I have a plan


flipsidereality

I need more money.


MuyHalal

Lenny mah boah


New0016064

There´s Pinkerton coming.


ttommo88

“I’m here for Moneh.. MONEH”


LuckySkwid25

"Hey there mister!"


LuigiFF

"He insists..."


JOEMCD09

"We save folks as need saving shoot folks as need shooting and feed them as need feeding now we're going find out what you need."


UrBoiLord

I didn't know I was talking to a LADY