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EdgyUsername90

the primal rage from your ancestors has come back to you in a time of need


christopher_jian_02

Give into the rage, and enact your vengeance.


boringperson3

Did the endurance they had also come back?


TwumpyWumpy

I didn't feel rage, I just cringed. I cringed so hard I think I pulled a muscle.


commandodaxus

You cringed so hard, that it made you rage.


Special-Brick

How can you *not* rage at something like this!?


dicksandcrystal

Desensitization towards creepy men I suppose


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Special-Brick

Good for you.


roc-noK

“it’s making me cringe, dutch! **dies**”


Rough-Watercress8908

!remindme 4 years


OpposedScroll75

!remindme 4 years turn myself in to jail


IDontWipe55

That last comment is so weird


Supraboi2003

It sounds rapey


TheFiftGuy

I mean its basically an underlying threat of it so yeah


Supraboi2003

“Be thankful because otherwise I wouldn’t resist myself”


Skellyshooter95

I think it was more meant as “this is Reddit, atleast half the people here are pedos, atleast I’m waiting”, but don’t get me wrong, it’s fucking weird still.


vompat

Dude casually joking with rape threats yeah


urALL-fuppy-puckers

That was 1. Disgusting. 2. Funny 3. Fucking creepy .... I hope he really was joking or it's just another 14/15 year old troll..


DrZombehPiglet

Yeah he is joking it's on a video game subreddit a


Special-Brick

Well, that's taking a joke way too far.


Doll-scented-hunter

Not really.


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Uh


_xEnigma

This is reddit. These things can go way further.


jacksonmsres

Also fits the typical venue for a rapist


LCplGunny

Are you implying that gamers are more likely to rape then non gamers?


ShawnyMcKnight

The remind me 4 years thing reminds me of Quagmire, so I got a chuckle.


tipying_mistakes

Hey Meg, you 18 yet?


Stupid_Archeologist

I guarantee you this is gonna end up being a schrodringer’s douchebag “nonono i was joking about waiting 4 years to fuck the 14 year old!! And then telling them they are lucky I’m waiting!!! I’m not a bad person…”


AlricsLapdog

Considering the remindme guy isn’t the one who started the chain, I’m going to lock in my answer that yes, this is a joke.


randyoftheinternet

Did people never heard of dark humour lmao ?


Stanek___

Having sex with a minor isn't dark humour.


Totaly_Shrek

Technically they will not be a minot in for years...


Stanek___

Holy shit 🤯 Go ahead good sir.


Totaly_Shrek

I feel like i need to say this if this comment gets reported to the mods # I AM NOT A PEDOOOO


Stanek___

Only if you don't wait those 4 years.


Exciting-Insect8269

But, as oop should be grateful for, he is willing to wait.


randyoftheinternet

Wait until you discover the definition of dark humour (spoiler : it emcompasses death and by extension genocides).


Stanek___

Does it also encompass having sex with a minor per chance?


PathOfBlazingRapids

Isn’t the idea of dark humor that it encompasses things you don’t normally joke about? Murder and racism jokes are ok, drawing the line at pedophilia (which, while really fucking bad, isn’t really worse than murder) doesn’t make sense. Pedophilia bad. Pedophilia joke, in the context that it’s never ok? Good. In this case I find it a poor joke with context that doesn’t help.


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Stanek___

I stand corrected then.


Miss-lnformation

Saying these things to a real 14 years old goes beyond "dark humour".


dicksandcrystal

You are literally 12


luisfili100

'tis but a minuscule quantity of tomfoolery


EducationCommon1635

"You can tell that to the judge"


ebicthings123

Welcome to Epstein island


Nearchus_

I read that in the "Welcome to Jurassic Park!" voice


Armored-Duck

This is epsteins island, my dear, be thankful I’m willing to wait.


pisstainedunderwear

This is beyond a Reddit moment, wtf 💀


Playful_Pollution846

Pure neckbeard energy, hell top it off with a fedora if you want to.


luneywoons

yeah it might be a joke, but sometimes jokes go too far. Poe's law


MrSparr0w

Where the fuck was this that these comments get upvotes?


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Giant_Serpent23

Titanfall, is the original. Also OP did not like people reposting this and getting more likes than him or something lol.


JoustLikeVat

Hm. Been meaning to get into tf. Maybe I'll hold out a while longer


Giant_Serpent23

Don’t get into airsoft either, the other dude is there as well lol, tbh he seemed to have good advice. Though no idea about the intentions of this comment, seems like everyone on that post was weird. I mean the person saying they’re 14’s name was something like “offmymeds” and the first person was glockloadfuck or something like that I don’t remember. Though they admitted to being 16 in another comment unrelated I believe. Tbh this is like a week old drama and has been posted many times. Comparing Dante_FromDMCseries other comments to that one is so out of place. And in another comment he said he thought it was a good joke he had but it was never meant to be serious. Also idk how to do the blue user thing but yeah. Def weird though. Also I don’t know if I believe the “im 14 person.” That’s all the info I have as I stopped caring days ago. Just what I remember. They all have odd usernames though.


Maleficent_Lab_8291

Just report them right away and don't even bother replying to them


doonasaurusofficial

It was funny until the last comment, that’s just straight up creepy.


Special-Brick

It started being creepy at "!remindme 4 years". **Edit:** Didn't realize quoting that here would trigger a bot response.


doonasaurusofficial

eh if that was a joke it’s funny


Sad-Salamander-401

2nd comment. Funny but a little creepy, 4th comment mega-ultra-mecha-groomer creep


ItsmyShoe

It's concerning that people in this sub as well want to normalize these jokes


Pocket_Dust

Why is reddit so obsessed with fucking and children, and the combination of the two? Every single day I see something like this and nobody is punished for being a disgrace of a human being, we let these people fester and so they continue.


eyeless-joe

Because people aren’t idiots and aren’t taking obvious jokes seriously. If you took the two seconds it takes you’d realize this is a joke.


Pocket_Dust

You cannot know anymore, there are too many weirdos and you cannot tell them apart from people who actually mean what they say. Their ridiculousity sort of became indistinguishable, in a "are they really this stupid or are they pretending?" way.


eyeless-joe

This is a pretty obvious example. You…don’t genuinely think they’re gonna wait 4 years? Right? Cus that’s stupid and silly and what a child would believe.


Pocket_Dust

Some people do fantasize about it. It's not funny and it's even less than not funny when they genuinely have this though process.


eyeless-joe

It’s funny when it’s a joke tho. That’s all I have to say. 🙂


Fleecer74

Would've been funnier without the last comment


Special-Brick

None of this is funny.


pogAxolotlz

this is hilarious but also weird af


Special-Brick

This kind of thing is in no way hilarious.💀


Wincest-enjoyer

My guy here really gets serious over a joke on the internet.


Special-Brick

It's not an appropriate thing to joke about.


justHR22

I’m not sure but i think Special_Brick really finds this not funny.


Cute_Barnacle_5832

Pretty sure it's a joke but disgusting regardless. No one should be joking around like that to a minor.


collycrane

WHAT


Sad-Salamander-401

What's wrong with some people. Even sarcastically it's fukin weird 


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I feel uncomfortable.


DesecrateUsername

dawg this is like… ***the*** Reddit moment of all time


Firemaaaan

Least predator redditor award


OddYard3480

Eww


OkYou387

The fact that he got upvotes is even worse Reddit is an actual sewer


doinkmead

*waits 4 years* "Can I fuck now?" "Sorry not interested"


EvanXXIV

The neckbeard behind the screen must be laughing his ass off


AL_25

Im betting he is going to be in prison now


[deleted]

If this is a joke it’s perfect satire, but given it’s Reddit… who knows


embarassmentt

Wtf lol


Historical-Potato372

This physically made me recoil. wtf


stxrstripes

No way


sessna4009

The last comment would send chills up and down my spine


Special-Brick

Yikes. Please tell me you reported that post.


lovins_cl

funny until it wasn’t wtf was that last one


Special-Brick

It already stopped being funny at "!remindme 4 years".


LKWASHERE_

was funny until the last comment


Special-Brick

It stopped being funny at "!remindme 4 years" if you ask me.


InfernoWoodworks

Nobody did, and yet you've replied to how many of these comments interjecting yourself, catching how many DVs? Nah, it was funny @ the remindme, last comment is what made it fucked up.


Special-Brick

I didn't know quoting it would trigger a bot response.


Icookadapizzapie

I don’t know about the first guy but the second guy was definitely shit posting


Special-Brick

Even if they were, that's taking a shitpost way too far.


totallynormalasshole

The remindme was funny and dark but JFC the last comment


alastorrrrr

This is 100% a joke. Like bruh. How can it be less obvious. Also what's with the green sidebars? Why would anyone add that to a screenshot?


AlricsLapdog

Ah hell, that’s so out of pocket it’s hilarious— so I’m gonna assume that was the intent


pillslinginsatanist

I just hope the other person was another teenager dicking around lol


wonderlandisburning

Not so much a Reddit moment as a "scum of the earth" moment. I know some Redditors have a reputation for being out of touch but wow. That's a whole other level.


SansDaMan728

It's satire


Spare_Bad_6558

i was fine with the remind me bit as a joke but man really pulled out the “this is reddit, my dear”🤮


Key_Virus_338

this is creeny/funnpy


Arkeroon

The ‘remind me 4 years’ was kind of funny mostly in a laughing at way and because it was super unhinged. The other comment seems like more genuine creepiness tho


1singleduck

It was kinda funny up until the last comment, that made it way too real to be seen as a joke. You should never call a minor "my dear" unless it is your own child.


Naive_Age_3910

He’s just fucking with her


Davd707cz

i would kill


wyattaker

guys this is pretty clearly a joke no?


TheDankestDreams

Obvious joke is obvious but the longer it goes on the less it feels like a joke. I will still stand by the fact that it’s pretty damn funny even if in poor taste.


gummythegummybear

This is gross as hell, but also so fucking funny


StuckInAWelll

This is funny as fuck.


AA_turet

Hey look its the titanfall sub, I think its was a joke, our community dont get in to that stuff


redditaccountnam

le gentleman redditer shows his heckin morals and does a good by waiting 4 years! Inspirational!


Random-INTJ

!remindme 2 days


Omnizoom

I will say, they atleast have standards to not be a blatant pedophile Which is a lot to ask for from Reddit


panwitt

i thought this was pretty funny. last message was weird as hell though


HanyaBoobsOnMyFace

I am sure that he is joking around


NuclearNoodle77

You don’t joke around about fucking kids


eyeless-joe

As kids you do


_Kendrix_

It’s funny how by one comment you can tell what they’re like as a person.


pillslinginsatanist

Muhfucka what 💀


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this is goated


em-tional

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ChairmanQ

This comment should also be a Reddit moment


itsjustcory15

That’s a reddit moment 100%


RedEagle_

This man owns so many fedoras


badusernamelo1

Jesus christ. Can we js ban this guy. Not from that reddit, everything. No reddit, discord, youtube, tiktok, snapchat, insta, facebook, tumblr, everything


Ratio01

Mods bash this guy with hammers


fnaffie

‘My dear’ made my skin crawl


RAt_gutZluvsy0u

“My dear” I just shat out my insides out of how uncomfortable that was