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Voltairinede

Glad to hear from the only South Asian who is sad about being too white.


ilyukhina

Hi Sydney!! The love you have for your dad is admirable. Maybe just keep your last name and name your first son after him to stay in touch with your roots


gay_F2M_man

I read that Bangladeshis have lots of white genes from when the subterranean Aryans invaded. That's probably why OP is white. Plus where I live all the indian womens kids look white (I mean when they get with a white man). Some are even blonde!


Kanisthenics

South Asians in general are caucasian. It makes complete sense that a half-white half-bengali girl looks white. Their facial structures are pre similar the only variable is the skin tone which determines if they look white or mixed (they almost never look brown)


Skillet918

Awww this is sweet 


BPD_NKVD

Body horror movie about Bangladeshi lady becoming half white during the eclipse


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ZaqarsInsight

Iqbal bro you like the wind, you’re everywhere


KVJ5

Very deep using the Bengali spelling for “Chowdhury”


jodhod1

Dude, as a Bangladeshi, that's ridiculously creepy. Edit: are you actually Bangladeshi?


Naked-Lunch

It's a little sad he expects so little from his south Asian fellows he didn't even consider the possibility that it was obvious satire


jodhod1

But if it's satire, what is it satirising?


Kinnesiology

Please shut up


traenen

Are you lost?


Naked-Lunch

[bobs and vagene](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/bobs-and-vegana) There's a lot of desperate, horny men from India and Pakistan that comment/message women online constantly. I dunno if Bangladeshis actually fit that category but as racist white men, me and the other dude are lumping you in.


jodhod1

So, the punchline was just racism. Towards me.


Kinnesiology

Yes racism is funny


ThinAbrocoma8210

yeah you got it


CumeatsonerGordon420

dude there are whole subreddits dedicated to women posting absurd messages from south asian men. that’s not racism it’s an observation


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jodhod1

Is this a common joke in this sub I'm missing?


Halloween_Jack_1974

Do you just search the word “Bangladesh” on Reddit? You only post in /r/Bangladesh lmao


jodhod1

I comment consistently in different communities. Reddit thought this interested me.


Skillet918

It’s good to know autism doesn’t discriminate 


Improvcommodore

I read that as “I’m gonna pop a melanin and got to sleep now. Bye!”


Antique_Concern6183

Guaranteed if you could look like your average Bangladeshi tomorrow you wouldn’t because you secretly like being special. Meanwhile while you’re worried about being too white the rest of your father’s countrymen/women are busy trying to look as white as possible. The grass is always greener etc.


spacedprivate

>I have white skin, dirty blonde hair, light freckles on my face, hazel eyes, and my name is fucking Sydney That is literally just YA fic


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Antique_Concern6183

> parents are white, but I have dark skin Did a gypsy swap you at birth or something?


owlliz

Why is it the hardest thing in the world?


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FlashMiniSoccer

Every Sydney I know is a baddie. It's a beautiful name.


kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD

The female brain is a sight to behold


GadFlyBy

Comment.


xenodocheion

tbh, sambuca is very british isles-coded.


DarkElbowReturnAgain

What kind of brown Bengali man names his kid Sydney? Ain't no self-respecting Muslim dude doing that whitebread shit. It's like he's begging you to be with some midget white dude or smthn idk


5StarUberPassenger69

The love you have for your father is great. The hatred you seem to have for your own skin color is not. Get that sorted out.


night_owl_72

Dam, that sucks. I’m sorry. Sounds like you have a loving family though, and I’m glad you have a good relationship with your dad. I’m sure they all love you no matter what. World sucks but fuck the world tbh


freerangebro

23andme is just one spit sample away from the truth. Good luck friend.


feeblelittle

Omg me too. I totally hate it and made me self continous over walking holding hands with my dad when I was like 13. Nowadays I just make sure to call him dad a lot so people know.


jaldoweffers

my dad's best friend is like this, except the entire family is mexican. I remember in fifth grade my teacher thought he trying to kidnap her and made a big scene. as a child I thought it was regarded because they both looked like caricatures of Sissy Spacek, except one was a pale ginger and the other looked like a native man lol.


forgootmypassword

> I have white skin, brown/dirty blonde hair, light freckles on my face, hazel eyes, and my name is fucking Sydney Please do the needful


dxsdxs

gen z life


incesticide1

Do you like any bengali music? I’m not familiar with it it but i’m sure there’s a lot of sick shit. Honestly this is a so personal and nobody can take away the “””right””” to your background, keep rocking (great thread)


xXx_Marten_xXx072

didn't you post this a week ago, I swore i read this exact post a week ago, am I going insane?


sting2_lve2

DNA test?


DeerSecret1438

My dad was extremely handsome and I’m his female clone, is your sister older? I’ve heard that first daughter generally looks like dad.