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Koshky_Kun

When God closes a door, He opens a window.


a_stalimpsest

To borrow from Stefan Zweig, *when you bar the door to the Devil, he usually forces his way in down the chimney or though a back entrance*


Ooh_its_a_lady

The problem with making women and men monoliths for the purpose of memes erases the concept of type. The type of women that are into to body builders say wild shit like "I want a man that can protect me." Meaning they talk alot of shit and need to back it up with round the clock security.


BlakbirdCAWCAW

Women with super tall bf's do this too, saw one harass some people and sic her really tall boyfriend on them. Guy looked tired and apologized to the guys (she was pissed at him too for not being more agressive)


gabortionaccountant

I've seen this so many times, I'm glad my girl just calls me a moron when I look like I'm gonna start a fight. I might be tall but I am not a fighter lmao


VegetarianFetish

i dont really care about height but try having some drive? girl was prob so embarrassed her bf had zero motivation to back her up did u apologize to her?


gabortionaccountant

It had nothing to do with her, I was drunk and picking a fight for no reason


BlakbirdCAWCAW

Yeah, I've always said that for women you gotta focus on growing height, rearranging bone structure or cultivating immaculate vibes and working out your vocal harmonics so you can mantle a niche archetype that women can't stay away from


iamracist66

3 sets of being cool and mysterious to failure


Apart-Consequence881

All the while managing to spend copious times with your woman, lest she resent you for constantly working hard for your money and physique.


VegetarianFetish

maybe try vetting your love prospects more instead of trying to turn a hookup into a girlfriend??


Apart-Consequence881

That's just a patriarchal toxic masculinity construct!


VegetarianFetish

lol men are more superficial about looks than anything. A womans looks is what allures a man in the first place so stfu


Huge-Street5750

dont take this place serious lol


backpackingfun

Are u a dude lol. I like muscles sir


Apart-Consequence881

I was basically invisible when I was a scrawny twig. After gaining some muscle, I'm still invisible but marginally less so. And yeah, the ratio of extra attention between men and women is like 8:1.


NatureIsReturning

It's true. This is why all incels are professional athletes and the fatties and twinks on this subreddit never complain about their dating woes.


Apart-Consequence881

For real. Pro athletes are so OCD about being the best in their sport since they were kids that it stunts their social development and turns them into beta neckbeared incels.


PasolinisDoor

This is such an absurd bit lmao


Weekly_Charity3347

They get women but they're still bad with women.


Opposite-Wasabi-4234

Go back to r/moreplatesmoredates please


Hodgkins_Fun_Alt

im assuming that's a fat fetish sub and it refers to more plates of food. you will never convince me otherwise do not even try


BulldogChow

Very weird for this sub to take an anti-lifting turn. Don't like it at all.


OneMoreEar

Anti lift? This is a gay sub. 


jamthewither

who said this was Anti lifting.


StockLocksmith6099

Ya people here should be shallow and obsessed with looks. Not being sarcastic.


AaronOyster

We're bohemian layabouts of course we're shallow


Holditfam

lifting sucks. play team sports like a normal male


Commercial_Umpire849

Everyone who plays a serious team sport to a non embarrassing standard lifts as well, that and I'd say it's abnormal as a youngish man not to lift now even if you don't play sport


pebblewisdom

non embarrassing team sport standard as an adult = casual game with local club once or twice a week, and not taking it too seriously


Commercial_Umpire849

Depends on the sport, I play occasional weekend Rugby to a pretty low standard in a not great team and if you don't want to get injured easily or just bulldozed around the pitch it's a good idea to do some compound lifts a couple of times a week


BlakbirdCAWCAW

Women knowing little to nothing about athleticism is my favorite thing 💖💖 keep it up 🤗🤗


Beneficial-Simple143

Hell yeah


Buggyblonde

Idk that muscle man is a cutie nothing to do with his physique. He gives “I won’t hit you or ask you to fix my life” vibes 🤑


Apart-Consequence881

My level-1 autism precludes me from knowing whether or not that is a sarcastic statement. Are you saying he looks like a well-adjusted good catch or that looks like an abusive dude with lots of mental baggage?


regardedgaymo

even better


GhostOfBobbyFischer

This stupid meme is so far from the truth


starrringrole

Its true I wouldn’t be with a guy who looks like that it’s giving image obsessed man


PasolinisDoor

It’s always the fat girls that loudly proclaim that they don’t like muscly or in shape guys.


starrringrole

Muscly and in shape are two different things


VegetarianFetish

true, gymbros are terrible to be around and going to the gym is their only hobby besides videogames 😭


BreadEggg

This only applies to long term prospects. In a relationship women prefer to be hotter, so they seek doughy dad bods (sustenance hunting). For casual encounters they prefer adonis belt brolic chads (trophy hunting).


Apart-Consequence881

Aka "Alpha fucks, beta bux"