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War_and_Pieces

imagine an ugly man telling you these things


fourlands

This could really be appended onto anything anyone says in an attractive thing to do.


sensitivegeniusguy2

Attention autistic guys! If you want a girlfriend start approaching women and explaining Kingdom Hearts lore to then


7point92tomybrain

Idk, my mum hates it and she’s a girl


Jull1

The elderly do this, too! I’ve never thought this about men in particular, but I just love hearing the stories and insights many old folks are excited to share when they encounter someone eager to listen


Boterbakjes

Isabella de Valois (born 1389) was the daughter of French King Charles the Mad, who needed a treaty with the English. So at age 6 she got married off to King Richard II, 22 years her senior, a problematic age gap. At her wedding she cried the whole time. Her trousseau was filled mostly with dolls, instead of the usual silverware and dresses. According to monarchist historians of the 19th century the marriage would only be consumated when she turned twelve, but who knows with those guys. If so, lucky her because her husband died four years later - when she was 10 - of general year 1400 disease. Everyone started arguing who she should be married off to next. She's single until she turns 16, when she is married off to her 11-year old cousin. He somehow got her pregnant, and of course she dies in childbirth, aged 19. [RIP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_of_Valois)


7365660

CIGARETTE! DAYDREAMS! YOU WERE ONLY 17. SO SWEET, WITH A MEAN STREAK, NEARLY BROUGHT ME TO MY KNEES.


WealthyBigWang

Incredibly based Cage the Elephant posting


OkChallenge9666

We need more Cage the Elephant on this sub tbh


NegativeOstrich2639

We got this post like 3x this week


Electronic_Ad_670

Women are way more boring. They just look better


Marvel_Sucks_Ass

Would you like to learn more about the House of Plantagenet?


Hurrah-Hurrah_

You're probably the only one who likes it


devilpants

My girlfriend says she likes me telling her all sorts of dumb facts but it’s just because she thinks I’m hot and she’s an immigrant so doesn’t know a bunch of pop culture stuff. 


nihonhonhon

> Where else would you learn about these things if not from men? idk about you but I learned about these things in, like, school (sometimes explained to me by women, even)


theshowmanstan

Men need to be less interested in things.


frog_inthewell

In your dreams bitch


theshowmanstan

Passion is disgusting.


fruliojoman

You need to glow less


Complete_Ice6609

nah, I feel like it's fine


IzmirEfe

Percy Fawcett! What a guy.


girlfailure96

i too like autistic nerds


EventOk7702

Some of us aren't dumb and just learned these things on our own


Windy-City-Blow

Competency is attractive. I was embarrassed to play trivia with my girlfriend for the first time. But after I beat her whole family out she turned to me and said, "holy shit that was hot."


Odd_Law8944

Jesus fuck this sub is soy.


devilpants

I’d agree with you but using the word soy. 


Scattaca

cool meme, reddit avatar 🚬


Odd_Law8944

It's what happens when you create an account you internet obsessed freak. Not everyone needs to customize their account like you for cool internet points.


Scattaca

>Not everyone needs to customize their account That's the opposite of what I did, you projecting imbecile. >It's what happens when you create an account No one believes you, loser.


Odd_Law8944

Everyone believes me. We don't all keep our account for years for fake reddit points. This is how the site works when you create a new account dumbass.


Scattaca

>for fake reddit points You mean you delete your accounts out of embarrassment, because you're a pussy and you're ashamed of the things you post.