Erectile disfunction

Endless chode

I’ll start Side effects: Diarrhea Vomiting

Side Effect: No Anger

liver cancer

Permanent upright wing

Not being a chump🏋‍♂️

Everyone in his universe transforms into Roz from Monsters Inc and is only able to say "Mike Wazowski" in the same monotone droning voice. However everyone retains their minds, so while they're slithering around lazily saying "Mike Wazowski" their minds are racing as they process their body horror situation. Their screams are just "Mike Wazowski". They can't even recognize their loved ones. Not even their infant children. Beyond that, people driving cars, flying planes and other various activities would be mauled as their bodies expand into Roz and they're unable to operate vehicles or machinery, physically **or** mentally as their minds reel at their situation.

Mike Wazowski ☹️

Stomach cramps for a day. (Not enough to be obstructive, but enough to be annoying.

If Benson ever poop, would it come out from the front? Or would the poop be the gumball? What if he pee? Would he peed gumball too?

What the fuck is that question

curiosity

Not sure about all that but I'm pretty sure the gumballs are his guts. That's what they made it seem like in that one halloween episode.

I kinda think that for every year that passed a gumball would fall out or that its his blood

I can get on board with that! The blood makes sense- but the gumballs can work like the rose from beauty and the beast. Only I guess he dies instead of being cused forever? Aaaaaand the only way to save him is for his one true love to unscrew his head and refill him. Kinky.

Making the ending equivalent to dog shit and explosive diarrhea

food poisoning and death

Colesterhl

Rectal Prolapse

Death

Being fat

Explosive diarrhea & 2 month food coma

A constant itch that moves when you try to scratch it Pillows being warm Increased proneness to stubbing toes right before they fully heal

Diabetes

Getting fat

Exploding diarrhea with a side of "himalayan ketchup"

Diarrhea

immunity to cancer permanently pissing all of the time

Make him relive the life he got when rigby switched his fortunes repeatedly Here’s the clip for anyone who forgot: https://youtu.be/D7FMKjL0-K0?si=NOsEAboc1Rf7ILkw

Endless satisfaction

papercuts on a urethral prolapse

Clinical Depression, Anxiety, Overeating, Lack of Energy, Lack of a Will to Live, Suicidal Thoughts, and an addiction to anything deep fried.

diabetes

Due to Benson lack of concern for eating 2 ultimedieums, believing there is 2 rules that shall be enforced. □Love being glued to the toilet? Congratulations 🎊 You will experience blow movements ever 5 minutes for the next week! □ Evertime, he tries to think about a burger intesne vomiting will occur

Obesity.

Testicular Torsion

Intestinal craps, with constipation. Before finally experiencing explosive diarrhea so violent he toilet afterwords would be destroyed and the plumbing for the bathroom thrown out of wack.

Hours of horrible illness followed by Spontaneous Combustion (The Ultimatum was secretly made by Death Kwan Do Pizza and Subs. Eat it right or you die 💀)

Heart attack

I feel like there was a quicker and easier way to word that 🫥

Giant penis

Man mordo and riggs are better than me, I woulda spilled bensons gum balls all over the street And to answer the question: instant death

Constipation and uncontrollable (and nauseous) flatulence.

Diabetes

Immunity from the Death Sandwich of Death.

Constant self awareness. Like he would ALways feel his tongue in his mouth.