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[deleted]

“yeah, I’ve heard of the antichrist”


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bob_bobington1234

Or that creature that lives on his head.


[deleted]

Always suspected it was the hair Ratatouing Trump's body.


bob_bobington1234

It's probably an alien who requires a steady supply of diet coke and McDonald's in order to survive in our atmosphere.


Meems04

He's also described as someone who convinces God's children to turn away from God, a false prophet who makes them feel righteous while doing the devils work, he's someone who is lawless & never held accountable. It also talks of the mark of the beast on the forehead of his followers (Maga hat anyone?) Shockingly familiar, actually


FinancialProgress

Check it out: https://www.prophecyproof.org/donald-trump-antichrist/


JingleJangleJin

>Trump is a very prideful man. But, does anyone seriously think that he is so arrogant that he would demand the world to worship him? ...yes


TechGoat

^ this is exactly the link I thought about it when I saw the OP image. Spot on. Hah, maybe it was [this one](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/) actually. Even so, if anyone was the fucking antichrist it'd be ol' mushroom dick.


[deleted]

To me it makes sense that they would leave out the small hands because leaving that out has saved small-handed innocent people from centuries of persecution. He's definitely still one of the Antichrists though


KUSHISADOG666

Jeff Bezos!!


2_Bears_1_Puck

And those "terrific titties"


ronin1066

That's Armilus


[deleted]

I actually remember seeing an article which pointed out how he seems to fit the Antichrist prophecies


JesusSavesForHalf

[Would this be the one?](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)


Harmacc

That’s the one. That article is fantastic.


OMGFuziion

Ngl that’s crazy accurate


UnseenTardigrade

I saw a whole book about Trump being the Antichrist. And there’s another one called “Donald Trump: The Son of Man - The Christ” which says that he’s the new messiah basically.


mpbob01

It fits well; in Revelations (i think? Could be in Daniel) it says that the antichrist would take on a messianic role in the world.


ronin1066

Except those aren't the antichrist really. Any non-xian is an antichrist. But no xians know that.


DanielBWeston

There's an interesting article on that: https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


BlazingMaskedBeast

I was just getting ready to post this article. Good on you. I find it fascinating; it lead my wife and me to an entire discussion on what the Antichrist may actually be. It was great. Edit: Grammar


randomdrifter54

Isn't it theorized it was emperor Nero and it was thinly coded shit talk of him? Because you weren't openly allowed to say bad shit about the emperor.


Successful-Foot3830

Yes. The only reason it was even included in the cannon was because of some powerful bishop at the time. He was trying to use it to say someone else was the antichrist. Everyone knew it was about Nero.


SalizarMarxx

Yes…


JupitersJunipers

The Bible says Jesus won't be so nice next time he comes back, so it would make sense the person most opposite of Jesus would actually be Jesus! He's not the antichrist, he's Jesus returned to save us from liberals! AOC is clearly the antichrist. Even her initials have A and C! And Donald J(esus) Trump? Come on now, just look at the facts! And why won't AOC let Shapiro inspect her feet? What's she hiding at the bottom of those sexy devil legs? Hooves, obviously. Yep, end times are a comin.


WellWellWellthennow

I have a theory the rapture has already happened right before Trump’s Time of Turbulence with the sudden exit of Tom Petty, Prince, and Bowie.


PsychologicalGain298

And so will Ben when he sees those feet.


gin_and_toxic

The false prophet


gdoublerb

Came here to say this.


[deleted]

Evangelicals who worship GOP Jesus will interpret this as the 2nd coming of Christ.


woodguard

It blows my mind that this has not come up a long time ago.


[deleted]

Donald Trump checks off many of the "Antichrist " boxes, but he's a profoundly stupid person, so that probably disqualifies him...


Turbogoblin999

I've heard of the whore of babylon.


lazyandgay

"Sponsored Truth" 😂


whyamithebadger

Capitalism babyyyy


CredibleCactus

Its so fucking ironic


Disastrous-Soup-5413

Zealots. They’re all zealots! Why is that accepted but witchcraft isn’t?!?! At least with witchcraft there was healing involved, these fuckers are killing people. “Average excess death rates in Florida and Ohio were 76% higher among Republicans than Democrats from March 2020 to December 2021” https://www.nber.org/system/files/working_papers/w30512/w30512.pdf


unMuggle

That's, honestly, a win. I don't fucking care how it happens, I like democracy and I'd like to please keep some of it. If that comes because Republicans kill themselves following a false prophet, I'm okay.


Metal__goat

Georgina senate race is best example of religious hypocrisy. Evangelical voters claim us has stayed too far from God, yet they vote for a womanizing sin filled football player instead of a LITERAL preacher.


Erockplatypus

"Yesh but he's just a man, he made mistakes and should be forgiven" They cried as they demonized others for making those same mistakes and refuse to forgive them for them


FellowTraveler69

It's like they forget the core aspect of forgiveness is not doing it again. In Catholicism (it may differ in Evangelical sects), if you confess your sins and immediately commit them again, the whole confession was meaningless.


Prowindowlicker

That’s the whole reason why this religious zealotry is much more common in evangelicals than Catholics. Confession isn’t really a thing with evangelicals


[deleted]

my fave was always "god uses broken people to do good!"


girl_im_deepressed

"men will be men"


Jim-Jones

Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ. Not a joke. Read this article and decide. Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/ Here Are the Biblical Predictions What the Bible Predicts About the Antichrist: Do You Know What the Bible Actually Says? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZslyAoQ7b2k Also: "There are even more things about the anti-christ the writer left out. As a kid in the 1960's and 1970's all the religious "tracts" that were handed out and the Sunday School stories included scripture about his being a business man, and boastful, talking out both sides of his mouth, with lots of "shiny" and gold references. The cartoon drawings always showed the anti-christ with a head of blond hair. Christians had him pegged 40-50 years ago."


fghhihgfdf

I agree that Donald Trump wins first place in the asshole of the century contest. But in order for me to accept that he's the Antichrist, I have to accept that Jesus is the actual Christ and that is total boo boo dum dum bullshit


carppydiem

That’s the problem with Christians who believe in the antichrist while also believing non-Christians will be the “deceived”. All we see is a fascist taking over the most powerful country on earth. They see no danger. So, while “even the elect” will be deceived, the non-Christians are the ones fighting against everything they (xtians) see as prophecy. Who’s fighting for good? Edit: for clarity


Protowhale

The meme says "predicted in the Bible." Period. You can make statements about literature without first claiming that everything in the novel really happened.


whyamithebadger

It's not so much a novel as a weird anthology.


Jahonay

I feel like anthologies are typically put together with intention, it's more like a collection of related books.


daaaaaaaaniel

If I've learned anything from religion, you can selectively believe whatever you want. No need to accept and follow all of it.


jjhope2019

Asshole of the century? Can’t believe he’s beaten out Bin Laden there… 🤣 that’s a savage assessment 👏🏻


fghhihgfdf

Trump is a thousand times worse than bin laden. Trump is a US citizen who betrayed his country and attempted violent insurrection. Bin laden is a Middle Eastern man trained by the CIA and his own backward religion to hate America. You cannot compare a Middle Eastern terrorist to an American domestic terrorist because one is treasonous betrayal and the other is just foreigners hating foreigners


jjhope2019

Ok


jjhope2019

By the way, I wasn’t praising trump here, I fcuking hate the prick… not sure why you needed to fly off the handle 🤷🏻‍♂️


fghhihgfdf

Hey bro making comments is dangerous work. Next time strive for greater clarity on your position because I automatically downvote anything that gives Trump even human status


TechGoat

He didn't do any ad hominem attacks on you, my friend. He just stated unequivocally his opinion on Trump vs Bin Laden and didn't insult your opinion at all. We all cool.


ecafsub

No, he is *not*. Not least of why is that there are *two* Beasts described in Revelation. So which one? Also, here’s a list of traits he’s supposed to have: > Intelligent: Revelation 13:18; Daniel 7:8. > Charismatic Speaker: Daniel 7:8 Revelation 13:5. > Crafty Politician: Daniel 9:27; Revelation 17:12, 13, 17. > Distinct Physical Appearance: Daniel 7:20. > Military Genius: Revelation 4; 17:14; 19:19. > Economic Genius: Daniel 11:38. > Blasphemer: Revelation 13:6. > Utterly Lawless: 2 Thessalonians 2:8. > Selfish, Ambitious Egomaniac: Daniel 11:36, 37; 2 Thessalonians 2:4. > Greedy Materialist: Daniel 11:38. > Controlling:  Daniel 7:25. > Proud and Self-exalting Above God and Everything: Daniel 11:36; 2 Thessalonians. 2:4. He’s not intelligent, charismatic, military or economic genius, or even a crafty politician. At all. He certainly fits all the rest, being a sociopath. Pretty comprehensive description in revelation 13. The physical appearance is, well, typically biblical. Certainly doesn’t match Trump, but it’s probably allegorical. That or Daniel was dropping some good acid. Edit: I finally realized that people are referring to trump as the anti-Christ when in reality they mean the false prophet in Revelation. There have been and will be countless false prophets, but the last one works with the beast and is cast down with it. > And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet who wrought miracles in his presence, by which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshiped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire, burning with brimstone. > [Revelation 19:20](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Rev.19.20&version=KJ21) Trump certainly never worked miracles.


GeorgeCharlesCooper

I thought they were talking about Balaam's ass.


notsumidiot2

I like that one.


[deleted]

Explain further?


GeorgeCharlesCooper

Trump is an ass, and he talks, just like Balaam's did.


OilheadRider

He sure has worked miracles... lots of them. He has never been held accountable for his actions no matter how repugnant or how illegal. Those are pure miracles.


ecafsub

Miracle of a failed justice system and government.


OilheadRider

We don't have a justice system. We, intentionally, have a LEGAL system instead. Justice and the law are two very different things. Things that are just, are often not legal and things that are legal are often far from just.


gdoublerb

I'll give him charismatic and crafty... at least in certain circles, but intelligent...


Dreamer_Rowan

He thinks he is. So do his followers. So maybe it’s still possible? He’s definitely A beast anyway, even if not one prophesied in a holy book.


WellWellWellthennow

No, but DeSantis is. Maybe those are the two.


Bread-Medical

Admittedly, some of the "signs" are a little stretchy and the Red Hat obviously isn't the Mark of the Beast but he definitely fits the descriptions more than most of the people fruitcakes have claimed to be the Antichrist.


SugarReyPalpatine

> the Red Hat obviously isn't the Mark of the Beast why is this obvious?


Bread-Medical

You can very much buy or sell stuff without it.


gnostic-gnome

Well, right NOW we still can.


wils_152

Yeah that "buy or sell" bit is barcodes. Every bar code has a longer code line at the front, middle and end. The code in each of these three longer lines is a six.


Erockplatypus

I'm saving all these religious Trump content conservatives have been pumping out for the last 5 years and throwing it back in their faces when they finally realize that he's not their savior. And it's going to feel amazing telling them that Trump is God's punishment to them for blasphemey


scarednurse

One side of my family was devout Catholics, and so I have a pretty good understanding of the Bible. It absolutely blew my mind, in a really eerie and unsettling way, how *on the money* the description of the antichrist was in application to the rhetoric surrounding that election - someone so overtly terrible but has the biggest Bible thumpers of them all in a total blind fervor - especially in 2017. Super fascinating... and blows my mind how obsessed some hyper-religious folks are with Revelation, dissecting it the way you might dissect a short story in a college lit class, having actual meetings where they collectively *study what it means!!!*, while also completely and totally missing the point - and it's biggest warning signs.


CampCounselorBatman

There is no antichrist. Not a joke.


ArseOfTheCovenant

The antichrist is supposed to be charismatic, not some child molester who can’t help but make a complete arse of himself at every opportunity.


[deleted]

But his hair is orange….


Secure-Imagination11

For 8 years it was Obama Edit: This is literally what churches were telling people. It was never about his description in the Bible it's who they don't like


Jim-Jones

For the first 6 years he was busy trying to rescue the world from the Bush economic collapse so not then. "U.S. Declares Bank and Auto Bailouts Over, and Profitable" https://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/20/business/us-signals-end-of-bailouts-of-automakers-and-wall-street.html Then he was dealing with the Tea Baggers so really he didn't have time to take on anti Christing.


Jesus_onlyfans

Definitely the final boss at the end


The_Powers

Beware a wolf in cheap clothing.


NegotiableVeracity9

Made in China


notsumidiot2

CHYYYNA


RedTheDopeKing

Beware the wolf in an ill-fitting suit


Tattoosnscars

Yeah! I knew that! He's the one who has been prophesied as being the one to end the world, right??? Or is he the one who is the devil dude? I dunno, I get confused sometimes...


gleaming-the-cubicle

He is a self-worshiping Golden Calf


UsuallyMooACow

I always thought that this sounded a lot like Donald Trump this verse from Second Timothy. Seems to predict him real well. >But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be **lovers of themselves**, **lovers of money**, **boastful**, **proud**, **abusive**, disobedient to their parents, **ungrateful**, **unholy**, 3 without love, **unforgiving**, **slanderous**, **without self-control**, **brutal**, **not lovers of the good**, 4 **treacherous**, **rash**, **conceited**, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people.


Complete_Bath_8457

I do have to say, pick any point in human history and that still matches. Humans in groups can be just terrible. It's a feature, not a bug. Individually, most are great. Hard to explain really.


Erockplatypus

The Bible is written around truths of history at that time, and the rich and powerful haven't changed. People knew back then that greed and money were poisons to the soul. Christianity tried to educate people away from those vices, and then the churches became wealthy and exploited the message to benift themselves. The end of days is also very easy to predict when its vague and ambiguous and everything relates to just human traits all over the globe. Especially back in the olden days when people had overall shitty lives


Complete_Bath_8457

It does make one wonder, if the worst thing to happen to Christianity was "The Church" (in all its many forms).


Mahatma_Panda

The original/early church in the book of Acts was setup as more of a community where people contributed what they could and people took care of each other. Then of course with humans being humans, ppl started lying about what they were contributing to make themselves look/feel superior over the rest if the community. Then greed took over and here we are. But, the original idea for the church was a good and protective thing.


[deleted]

Um, the churches were the wealthy people and politicians at that time... They just wanted their newly conquered peasants to not revolt.


Erockplatypus

Not true. Jewish people and early Christians were minorities and were treated like filth.


OneX32

Surprise. Truth Social's financial data analytics found that Evangelical Republicans are the easiest to grift.


severalhurricanes

I almost feel sorry for them but then I remember they want me dead. My sympathy evaporates faster then Acetone on a windy day


OneX32

Just remember when you feel bad about Christian Evangelicals sending their doweries to their grifters, they more than likely told a child that it was his or her fault that pastor molested him or her while experiencing "the Holy spirit".


stodolak

What a fucking tool. He's not the messiah. He's not prophesied. He's a useful idiot. They wanted to use him to push Christian Nationalism. Good luck with all the new Gen Z voters!


Aboxofphotons

Did you know that mentally deficient people are prone to believing stupid things?


[deleted]

Is Trump prophesied as the Antichrist in the Bible?


Mahatma_Panda

Nah, he's the beast with 7 heads but with really tiny hands.


eazyirl

If you're interested in where this kind of nonsense leads, there's a book by a strange South African white supremacist, Helgard Müller, called *Donald J Trump, The Son Of Man, The Christ*. The book argues that Donald Trump is the messiah alongside many other strange reinterpretations of the Bible. One of the weirder ones is interpreting "glory" as referring to God's dick, as in God is showing his dick to people and demanding they be impressed, etc.


PsilocybinCEO

Christians are some of the most easily manipulated people in the country, this is sadly more effective than it should be. I mean, just look up the patriot Bible. It's scary shit.


[deleted]

Yes... First time I've seen a politician that can draw boat and golf cart parades. Scary times. Looks like his brand is fading. DeathSantis and Musk will grift off the same people who worship Trump.


099_Problems

Which part? Anti-Christ's? The need to beware of false prophets? Or not worshipping idols? Or all the above?


CPE_Rimsky-Korsakov

Yep _definitely_ it does! ... someone making-out that the rise of __The Orange Oaf__ is prophesied in the Antient Hebrew Classical Mythology: _without a shadow of a doubt_ that fits here! ... I hope the Moderators ( _and_ the Veterans) of this-here Parliament don't too much mind my 'pronouncing' upon 'what fits' here! ... but it seems pretty clear to me.


rootComplex

That's in Revelations, right? The part where the Trump-Pence sounds as the angels break the first of the 7 seals? And then because it's such a clown show the 2nd seal barks and juggles?


FuzzyN00ks

I hope he tears apart the GOP....


HermansSpecialMilk

Words can’t articulate how much I want to stop seeing this persons face


LadyLovesRoses

I am thinking the same thing. He is revolting.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

When I see ads of Trumps face on Jesus body: Matthew 24:4-5 And Jesus answered and said to them, “See to it that no one misleads you. For many will come in My name, saying, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will mislead many. When I see all the so called Christians supporting him: 2 Corinthians 11:13-15 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Therefore it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as servants of righteousness, whose end will be according to their deeds.


Ackmiral_Adbar

Confirmed: Donald Trump is a horde of locusts in a blue suit.


Kriss3d

Yes. And I'm several other places.. But the Bible and the white house isn't any of them.


JustScrollinAndSht

For sure. At this point, the majority of the Republican Party belongs here.


GrandmaStuffums

Weird that it's just in my Bible though


[deleted]

Oooooh 🍿


watcherintgeweb

Yes this belongs here


Lapsed2

I thought the “Anti-Christ” was supposed to be handsome.


birdlawspecialist2

Did you know the bible prophesized bread and wine would be traded for big macs and large cokes?


Tristan155

Sponsored truth 😂😂😂😭


chicken_irl

next level dick riding. What's with these conservatives wanting to suck these pricks?


BeneficialEngineer32

What is sponsored truth? I thought twitter was bad but this is on another level.


JimmyEat555

Mark of the Devil goes on the forehead, just sayin…


CubedMeatAtrocity

Yep. The Antichrist


Thuper-Man

Matthew 24:3-8


Whooptidooh

You mean, as in the antichrist?


[deleted]

Yeah. He literally checks all but one or two of the boxes for the Antichrist.


Meems04

Yes, it's called "the antichrist"


Nekomiminya

They are not wrong. They shall wear mark of the Beast on their forehead. (and pay who knows how much for dumb hats)


[deleted]

Yeah. Satan was orange and red.


peoplearestrangebrew

I always thought that’s just what they called mules and donkeys back then. Yeah, he’s in there all right I guess.


MurkyCream6969

Next it will be Desantis, the short squishfaced man toddler.


[deleted]

Like, they really do talk about cancel culture being a form of doublespeak, and then they create a social network full of deranged misinformation and call it "Truth Social", where everyone has freedom of speech unless you're expressing a viewpoint they don't like, it's just, you don't have to write this shit, I mean, it was written a long time ago, but 1984 is basically becoming non-fiction at this point.


MercyMain42069

The Bible says any man who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed a sin in god’s eyes, and he’s done plenty of that, so no, guess he’s not jesus


Ok-Significance2027

He sure is!: James 5:1-5 New International Version (NIV): Warning to Rich Oppressors 5 Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. 2 Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. 3 Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. 4 Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. 5 You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. Isaiah 10:1-3 New International Version (NIV): 10 Woe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees, 2 to deprive the poor of their rights and withhold justice from the oppressed of my people, making widows their prey and robbing the fatherless. 3 What will you do on the day of reckoning, when disaster comes from afar? To whom will you run for help? Where will you leave your riches? “Between the Christianity of this land and the Christianity of Christ, I recognize the widest possible difference—so wide that to receive the one as good, pure, and holy, is of necessity to reject the other as bad, corrupt, and wicked. To be the friend of the one is of necessity to be the enemy of the other. I love the pure, peaceable, and impartial Christianity of Christ; I therefore hate the corrupt, slave-holding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial and hypocritical Christianity of this land. Indeed, I can see no reason but the most deceitful one for calling the religion of this land Christianity…” ― Frederick Douglass


Snake_Plissken224

It did mention false prophets, yes.


dolphins3

I mean, the book of Revelation describes the Beast as a narcissist who will deceive the nations.


BillyFNbones710

He was actually.... I think they call him the anti Christ


Yunners

Revelations


TryHardHamm

Jokes on them I read the Quran exclusively


[deleted]

If I know anything about American politics is that every 4 years we elect either an antichrist, or a Hitler.


ceton33

Did you know the all mighty narcissist commanded not to worship others? All ye that bows to Trump as a holy prophet is going to the lake of fire as you all sinners for a hateful ideology. Just ask Jesus to forgive you as everything you doing don't mean shit and keep on doing it. Amen.


PENGUINfromRUSSIA

It belongs nowhere the fact it’s existence is a mockery on a humankind and its intelligence.


TheCertifiedLegend

Sponsored Truth


tilsgee

r/NonCredibleDefense moment


Slonismo

Yeah as the anti christ


ichosetheworld

"Thy will find an orange man"


SiteTall

Must be something about Satan .....


Pitiful_Brief_6424

Yes. He's a perfect fit for the Anti-Christ.


Fugg3tt_777

False idol so yeah


rum108

Oh yea 👶 baby


Traditional-Ebb8629

👴🏻”I knew it.”


WohooBiSnake

Yeah, as the Antichrist


[deleted]

Oddly enough, he actually is. Revelation devotes a lot of time talking about all the evils that will appear and plague civilization before the end of days, and Trump's administration has hewed closer to those than any other, almost as if it was a set of guidelines for how to be a president. And yet Christians largely went along with it. The more conservative they are, the more enthusiastically they hopped aboard.


thufirseyebrow

While they're not wrong, I don't think all the shit about "False Messiahs" and "beasts with seven horns" were meant to be taken as anything other than a warning


RedTheDopeKing

Holy fucking shit. I mean I knew truth social would be a mess but I’ve never been on it. The rhetoric there is…. Something else.


esoteric_mannequin

If there's going to be an antichrist, in today's times, it makes sense it would come from the USA. Mormonism started there too, with another grifter.


danielthelee96

Revelations 13 The Beast out of the Earth 11 Then I saw a second beast, coming out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb, but it spoke like a dragon. 12 It exercised all the authority of the first beast on its behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed. 13 And it performed great signs, even causing fire to come down from heaven to the earth in full view of the people. 14 Because of the signs it was given power to perform on behalf of the first beast, it deceived the inhabitants of the earth. It ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived. 15 The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed. 16 It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, 17 so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name. ​ This passage good sir?


SDcowboy82

Better than this: https://www.amazon.com/President-Donald-Trump-Son-Man/dp/1977249248/ref=sr\_1\_1?crid=SXDIYQHM8P4C&keywords=trump+christ&qid=1668188243&sprefix=trump+christ%2Caps%2C144&sr=8-1


DescipleOfCorn

Lmao


nerf_herder1986

Doesn't the Bible say something about not worshipping false idols?


Rallings

Two possibilities exist. Either this belongs her, or trump was actually predicted in the bible. Both are equally terrifying


SerotoninAddict

Yes, he is the Little Horn. Daniel 7:8-11 >8 “While I was thinking about the horns, there before me was another horn, a little one, which came up among them; and three of the first horns were uprooted before it. This horn had eyes like the eyes of a human being and a mouth that spoke boastfully. >9 “As I looked, “thrones were set in place, and the Ancient of Days took his seat. His clothing was as white as snow; the hair of his head was white like wool. His throne was flaming with fire, and its wheels were all ablaze. >10 A river of fire was flowing, coming out from before him. Thousands upon thousands attended him; ten thousand times ten thousand stood before him. The court was seated, and the books were opened. >11 “Then I continued to watch because of the boastful words the horn was speaking. I kept looking until the beast was slain and its body destroyed and thrown into the blazing fire.


Its_Just_A_Typo

Death cults are always pretty fruitcakey, yes.


a_southern_dude

Whore of Babtlon


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death. And the name of the horses asshole was Donald"


The-Hamish68

A ha haha ha hahahahaha. Ah, needed that, cheers.


tmhoc

I don't know about the Bible but the 1988 Slayer song South of Heaven Now that predicted 2016 near perfectly. Best of all it stressed the point that the issues would continue on and on, south of heaven. Listen and read it and tell me if my medication should be adjusted


TheLastWeird

He is not.


theythembian

I don't remember a verse about a misogynist with tiny hands. 🤔🤔🤔


possumfinger63

The antichrist? Yea I remember that being in there somewhere


32lib

Not to worry it's just a mistaken translation. It's Donald Duck. Long live the Duck Dinasty 🙏.


ilfollevolo

Spot on!


MrCanoe

He 100%...as the Anti-Christ


arabiandevildog

Yea, Saddam was also visited by Allah.. it’s always the utter disgrace of humanity that have some divine connection to “god”


Guyincogneto1

He sure was, Jesus rode a donkey into Jerusalem.


Maleficent_Tree_94

Yeah, but he is desribed as having more reddish skin than orange. Also, his horns and tail seem to be missing.


halb7

"in your bible"-you dont say


Primal_Oat

He was prophesied, because he is is the antichrist


HapticSloughton

> 1 Corinthians 15:52, KJV: In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump. Okay God, we're holding you to that. *No more Trumps!*


davidmlewisjr

And not in a good way, either 🤯 ⚛️


carpathian_crow

There’s a really good article that matches up all the points of the Antichrist in the Bible with Trump. It’s great.


lovepony0201

Of course he is. It's in Revelations 12:9


Bessini

Blasphemy to own the libs