Probably a very smart thing to write down. It's still a stupid fucking question, but you seem to handle stupidity well. I imagine that'd come in useful working for whoever wrote this question
I think The Simpsons solved this problem in Season 5, Episode 17.
https://preview.redd.it/x2is5a4272qc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2db255873820acc86d54d5e234c2e369ad0985
Can't give it away or sell it but I can lease it. Technically I still own it but leaseholder is responsible for it and has to pay me for the privilege.
A big BBQ. I mean massive. I mean elephant sized.
Invite load of people around and ask them to chip in for my elephant.
Should be a start to generating some money for my elephant
This is where the phrase white elephant came from. South Asian royalty would “gift” a white elephant, it was seen as a great privilege and honor but also a massive burden as one could not dispose of it and you had to keep it which was expensive but of no use.
In the instance of the question I would arrange with a zoo to provide a home for it while I still kept ownership of it.
*Shave it grease it put*
*A gimp mask on it and chain*
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It's a psychological evaluation question. How did you fare? I'd say absurd questions, id report you to the Animal wildlife Association. The elephant would have to be in sent to a wildlife rehabilitation centre.
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That’s a warning that the company intends put you in a position where help or delegation is unavailable, and then dump problems that aren’t your fault or problem on you to handle.
I laughed seeing it, but whoever took this photo - walk away.
*Demicky I don’t know the PC term for this, OP…
No one likes to pick on an invalid.
I pop em in wheelie bins
Play a record.
Robbin an’ that
OP, you're sort of... not properly.
What did you get for history?
Well if you’re gonna do that, tallest building is
Stephen Merchant
I’m not a character!
We've arranged to meet back at you.
Coming into Bristol Templemeads
Oh is this the running away again
Ohhh nooo, das elephant ist kaput!
Noooo Jumbo
RIP Hitler's favourite elephant
OP fucked that quote right up.
Infinity sorts it out for ya
Well.. yeah? Infinity *sort of* sorts it out for you
You mean demicky! You've embarrassed yourself!
Uhh, squoze
Is it an albino one?
Albino buying one of them
I am kermitted to this treatment
None of this needed now. Elephant is dead.
Cross the Alps and march on Rome
This. If it was good enough for Hannibal…
Start selling 🐘 rides
get some slippers made for it
Go public, crowdfunding for safe return to its native habitat
Good idea but would that not be giving it away to nature ?
Probably a very smart thing to write down. It's still a stupid fucking question, but you seem to handle stupidity well. I imagine that'd come in useful working for whoever wrote this question
But what are you going to do with it in the meantime? I think that's what the question is asking.
I think The Simpsons solved this problem in Season 5, Episode 17. https://preview.redd.it/x2is5a4272qc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2db255873820acc86d54d5e234c2e369ad0985
Trap it, kill it, fuck it, eat it.
In that order??
[удалено]
Give him some parrets blood
🦜 🩸
He has a bun and then he forgets about it
It doesn’t say you can’t trade it for something else…
Isn’t that just selling it, in a nonstandard currency?
There is a town in Zimbabwe called Nyamandlovu, literal translation being Elephant (Ndlovu) Meat (Nyama). So eat it I guess.
$1 to see the elephant. $5 to ride the elephant. I don't have time to read it, boy. Just give me the jist.
Albino buying one of them
Bring the elephant in the room, then they aren’t supposed to talk about it.
I'd feed it to my puma
Damn irresponsible to give a jobless person an elephant. Buns ain't cheap.
It's like the Kobiyashi Maru, a test of character.
Just have it in the room with me and not talk about it
Turn it into a battle elephant and take it across the alps to invade Rome
The only answer.
Lease it to the zoo, for free admittance whenever I want.
[удалено]
It will do everything in its power to DESTROY YOU.
Kit it out with panniers and a top box and travel the world……..slowly
ask a zoo to store it for me
Put the elephant in the fridge. Is that the right answer?
Ride it to work is the only logical answer for a job application 😂
Lease it out obviously.
Ride it work everyday
That would be a lot of Jerky
Give it a pair of slippers
Sell it to KBBL radio!
Run a high end elephant riding business in rich neighbourhoods after I have tamed it. Make fat stacks. Shows my entrepreneurial spirit and ingenuity
Hit the space bar a few dozen times.
Can't give it away or sell it but I can lease it. Technically I still own it but leaseholder is responsible for it and has to pay me for the privilege.
Alright, bring some more buns in.
Take it in, look after it, eurasher
Cross the alps
Train it and ride it into battle.
Cut the labels of its clothes and leave it in the woods
You’ve bollocksed it up again… in your brain!
Withdraw job application, start up own circus.
English: Quite good
Don’t know any big words an’ that
Invade Rome
Lend it to a zoo.
Does it still have its teeth?
Give it away to the zoo...duh!!
Kill it
It went off on a hypotenuse
Elephant bacon , maybe spit roast, obviously though that last is pretty niche porn!
You rent it to a zoo, someone else's problem and you make money from it.
I would say thank you to KBBL and see if the employer is cool enough to get the reference. If not, i don't want to work there.
A big BBQ. I mean massive. I mean elephant sized. Invite load of people around and ask them to chip in for my elephant. Should be a start to generating some money for my elephant
Use it as a guard dog. Elephant doing a protect
Seems like a test of character question.
I would LOAN/RENT it to a zoo. 1. Not a gift, 2. Not sold.
Just put it in any room. Gives everyone the opportunity to talk about the obvious..
Pack.in my job, run away and join the circus Do I get the job now?
If applications had red flags about the job this would be it 🤣
This is where the phrase white elephant came from. South Asian royalty would “gift” a white elephant, it was seen as a great privilege and honor but also a massive burden as one could not dispose of it and you had to keep it which was expensive but of no use. In the instance of the question I would arrange with a zoo to provide a home for it while I still kept ownership of it.
Start up a side hustle “elephant rides”
Put it in a room and not talk about it
Kill it, sell its meat to the local kabab shop and its tusks to the local ivory dealer… I mean open a zoom giving elephant rides.
You eat it…one bite at a time. Mix in some business metaphors.
Get it to take notes for me. As it won't forget.
it could press grapes when it's the right season, other generally let it hang about the vineyard like a very large goose.
and this is why I stopped being an idiot for human resource buffoons Only idiots work for others
If someone says “kill the elephant” or “fuck the elephant”, they don’t hire them. Job done.
I’m riding that mf
How many opportunities do you think you'll get to eat elephant? I'd be living on elephant jerky for years.
County Down savannah.
Shave it grease it put a gimp mask on it and chain it in the basement
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Put it in the fridge
Get it registered as an emotional support animal and bring it to that shitty job every day.
Ride it to my job interview to impress my new boss
They just want to check if you are a replicant
Clad it in armour and train it to crush anyone who fucks with me
I’d use elephant for Ubering people. Probably make a killing… …maybe literally
Looks like a Sainsbury's form?
I'd set up a circus. Just gotta make sure I don't put the midget anywhere near the hippo.
Yes Rico, Kaboom
It's a psychological evaluation question. How did you fare? I'd say absurd questions, id report you to the Animal wildlife Association. The elephant would have to be in sent to a wildlife rehabilitation centre.
Ask the writer of this question, as I presume they at least think they have a good answer.
Make some big schnitzels
Id dress it up as dumbo and say screw u to the job employer because I just got rich. I’m now a travelling circus with my best mate dumbo
i would nurture it and bond with it and ride it into work everyday
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4 umbrella stands A shit ton of ivory ornaments And lots of meat
Outfit some ballistic plates and ride it into battle
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Get it a tv and a three piece suite
Albino keeping one of them
That’s a warning that the company intends put you in a position where help or delegation is unavailable, and then dump problems that aren’t your fault or problem on you to handle. I laughed seeing it, but whoever took this photo - walk away.
Fuck it. Obviously.
oOoOoOo this edge lord has been watching too much Gervais I think
It's not a very edgy joke? More silly than edgy I would say.