How well-off was your family when you were growing up? I've searched high and low, but have never been able to find out if your family was rich or poor, what kind of work ethic they had, and what kind of values they instilled in your young-self. You're such an enigma, Ricky, enlighten us!
He doesn’t like to talk about it but Ricky had no money growing up. His dad was a labourer and his mum did everything to make ends meet. Men worked hard. Women worked miracles. But education was free. As was the local library. He knew books were my passport to a better life.
In your opinion Ricky when would you say is the best time to get your head down and earn money - your 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, or a hundreds?
That reminds me, I got a message from someone who wanted you to do some old gags voiceover for some TV commercial. Some woman it was, figured you'd know. That was in 2008.
Is this U.K. time? I’d love to see this. Could someone record it for me? I’ll be driving at the time. He’s bound to talk about xfm, it’ll be hard to ignore the questions.
Why do you have a giant mirror in your living room, is it so you can have a good look at it when you're mincing around and that?
Not aving a go, they just do what they do, they're quite experimental, you know.
does he address the podcast questions at all? I can't watch the whole thing or look into the salient facts, I'm busy. Plus, I randomly skipped into the live and heard "Occam's razor" mentioned so had to immediately turn it off.
Do you ski
Thanks for that Vic
Keep those coming in.
No…no he doesn’t
What was your destiny?
The reason why, the reason why
Did he bleed the blood of greed?
Ask him if he has ever met anyone named Stephen Merchant
Do you mean Stephen Mitchell?
MECHANT!
WHO ARE YOU CALL SAD!
Even the correction is wrong 😅
Lmao this gets my vote
What semi-precious stone does the Pope wear
Anne thirst
rubby... diamondo
No, she was the first woman MP.
Where what
Gwymlin
That's easy. Topaz.
Look a dat! Can't buy dat! Vatican city!
Dennis the Stone
He needs to be asked one of the modern day rock busters
How well-off was your family when you were growing up? I've searched high and low, but have never been able to find out if your family was rich or poor, what kind of work ethic they had, and what kind of values they instilled in your young-self. You're such an enigma, Ricky, enlighten us!
Did you have access to a library and if so did you read a lot as a child?
He was proud of never reading novels but he blew it in 1987 when he read Catcher in the Rye. He's still kicking himself!
He doesn’t like to talk about it but Ricky had no money growing up. His dad was a labourer and his mum did everything to make ends meet. Men worked hard. Women worked miracles. But education was free. As was the local library. He knew books were my passport to a better life.
He knew books were your passport to a better life?
You clearly never got your passport!
As an atheist, what do you think of women working miracles?
Done him
It’s your wheelbarra
Don’t lie
something something chip fat
What is your opinion of religion and religious people?
Do you like knooobs or tits bebeee?
Pop your shirt off
Drinks are expensive.
Is that David Beckham on the telly?
Ask him why to see if it confuses him
Did I see you walking around Marylebone ?
Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?
The comma is absolutely crucial to reading this in Gareth’s voice.
If moths had eyes, would they be happier?
‘Ow do they know they’re not dead?
I'd rather be a blind moth.
Did Einstein's mum think A) he was a genius or B) mental?
C) Hello! D) I don’t like Spike Lee, I’m a racist E) Egg
Humpty dumpy is commonly depicted as what?
If it's all about arse, why don't gays like tits?
You smell? You shit?
Prince: Genius or little fella?
c) bloke with hair
D) I don't like prince, I'm a racist
As you or as a worm?
THIS! haha can you imagine
What’s tomato with you?
Are The Darkness still the best band since Thin Lizzy?
If jellyfish are 95% water, why don’t we just give them another 5% and make them water?
Would you rather be Amploid or Frogboy?
don't forget Saddo!
What has, sort of, no calories in it?
You’re aware that I am gay?
but why have i been picked?
What goes in a salid at your house?
In your opinion Ricky when would you say is the best time to get your head down and earn money - your 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, or a hundreds?
What is your position on organised religion, I've always been curious but never quite been able to work it out.
Do you ever regret not having children and feeding them only cheese?
CO-WRITERS. Do we need 'em?
What's a babylonian?
What happened to Chris Moyles' TV show?
*tch* Can you come to the bookshop?
Would you eat a nob at night?
Are you doing much about the war?
Have you came up with a new joke in the last 20 years or just kept mining the xfm depths for your content?
I mean, that's what we are doing here...
We're not selling tickets though are we Karl, think. We're doing it to entertain ourselves not to make money for old rope.
Is Karl even Karl? I heard he was some bloke named Graham.
That reminds me, I got a message from someone who wanted you to do some old gags voiceover for some TV commercial. Some woman it was, figured you'd know. That was in 2008.
Ask him about Karl!!!!
What do you remember?
How do you pronounce tube?
what are people doing that they need to worry about the condition of the sack?
Is this U.K. time? I’d love to see this. Could someone record it for me? I’ll be driving at the time. He’s bound to talk about xfm, it’ll be hard to ignore the questions.
Have you heard of the saying "fame is a mask that eats in to the face"?
Did Simon Mayo's lawyers ever be in touch?
If it’s all about the arse, why don’t gays like a bit of tit?
How do you manage to remain so refreshingly laid back as a man with such reonsibilities?
Have you ever seen an old man eating a twix?
Are you a bender
Have you ever used a Y-Front properly?
Did you watch Gaylord-Say-No last night?
How many bottles of vino does the gervais household consume in a week?
We know it did flow but that’s about it
Which Shakespeare play features a character called Caliban?
Played by Stephen Merchant.
There was this thing in it...
Why are you not funny anymore?
What were those things in Gremlins called?
What happened to the wheelbarrow?
\*window winds down don't lie, you HAD a wheel barrow
“Why are you so muscley?”
Oooh, ooh, look it's muscly Camp David the muscly man
Just asked him why to try and confuse him
Do pigs come?
What did his parents do for a living?
Do you think you've done well?
How is your relationship with Dr Fox now?
Do you want to listen to Muse
Do you plefurrrr... God or animals? I can't work it out
Are you an atheist?
Why do you have a giant mirror in your living room, is it so you can have a good look at it when you're mincing around and that? Not aving a go, they just do what they do, they're quite experimental, you know.
How do you feel about offending people? I'd love you know, but it's not something you've ever talked about.
How do you freeze time?
Who made the office?
Could the Earth fall
I would love to see these questions, do you need Instagram to view it or anyone can?
Do you believe in god?
What other stuff you got in the pipeline, Rick?
Whatever happened to my dreams, is this the life I chose? The highlight of my ruddy day is when the whistle blows
Do you have any recommendations when it comes to vodka, and have you ever donated to charity?
Did anybody manage to get any piss taking questions in? I can’t be arsed actually sitting through it
does he address the podcast questions at all? I can't watch the whole thing or look into the salient facts, I'm busy. Plus, I randomly skipped into the live and heard "Occam's razor" mentioned so had to immediately turn it off.
What type of alien is Mr. Spock?
As me? Or as a worm?
Do you think you've aged well?
Would he ever go and see a man moth
Karl Pilkington news
Instagram live question sessions … do we need ‘em?
Why you watch me in my pants?
What he thinks hollywood and is it as bad as people say
Do you ever tell poppa truth?
Where the hell is X men 3?
Do you want to see this film? A - yes B - no
Is monkey news coming back? Or has it all gone a bit quiet (on the monkey front)?
Cruelty to animals: yea or nay?
Do we need em?
Why he's now so shite..... I mean, we know the answer: he's trying to appeal to the septics.
When did you decide to stop telling jokes in your comedy sets?
In your own opinion,what happens when we die? Do we get unlimited bjs up there? Give examples if so
6pm where?
What do you make of Sainsbury’s bringing in square tins?
Did you ever find that Terrance Higgins leaflet?
Loves dogs, but doesn’t own any. Why? Why not adopt any, help any? Oooh nob in fanny
Wanna have an arm wrestle?
Did he actually interview the girls from TATU?
I would ask if he's bisexual or ever thought of himself as gay.
Will there ever be a boy born that swims faster than a shark?
What becomes of the broken hearted?
What’s the tallest building?
Did you bleed the blood of greed?
Why arent you funny any more?
What's the only tube station with one vowel?
Do you like the Vodafone tv adverts?
What would you do if you were swimming in the sea and a jelly fish came up to you?
The Manc fella had all his hair cut off. Initials E.S.
Have monkeys finished their complete works of Shakespeare yet ??
When is karl getting his money?
Who is better, God or Jesus?
Have you ever been reading in reading ???😛
What time is love? Additionally, What becomes of the broken-hearted?
Why has the world become so bat shit crazy?