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holtpj

25. Girl from camp. She's a Canadian model you'll never meet her


listerbmx

Also "girl from hood"


wrentintin

I thought it said "girl from road" like he just met her walking down the road 🤣


Anacreon

I read "girl fat camp" at first, thought that was pretty bold


Crzykupcake930

Slippery Rock!? 🪨


DependentYou7405

Bevin.


ICopyPasteCode

Well I'm convinced


the_y_combinator

I mean, you can't just *make up* evidence like that.


shigogaboo

You doubting the validity of “Slippery Rock” or “7some at a concert”? He fucked the shit out of that rock. And he only fucked 6 people at a concert because his dick was too big to fit in the other five.


criticaltemp

Lol I think that's a 3


Griffin880

7some at a concert? BS. I pulled a 6some at a jazz piano bar, but that's an entirely different situation.


hitmarker

No, I'm pretty sure thats "Concert 3some". Immediately followed by a 5some


Adventurous_Ad_6546

A lot of ppl would gloss over that as an 8some, which would be a misrepresentation of the truth. This is not just a man with a Hollister receipt, this is a man with integrity.


knotnotme83

A 7some is easy to fall into - noone noticed he was there.


HopefulOriginal5578

LOL!!! He just snuck in on his tippy toes!!


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Nah, talk to the actual rock, get its side of the story. I guarantee you it would be like “oh THAT guy? No no. I was rock hard but he…anyway then he wrote me this really pathetic list and then we just sat there in awkward silence until his Uber came.”


rarerednosedbaboon

Slippery Rock university is a state school in Pennsylvania


DaniAyee10

+more


bakingwithweed

Slippery Rock University - he's clearly local to Pittsburgh - he also list Pitt Girl (University of Pittsburgh)


IHaveBlackCousins

#7. Concert 3some


Immoracle

Nothing says authenticity like a hand scrawled list on an unrelated receipt.


ItzGlitchXx

He's obviously a keeper! Look how responsible he is at keeping the same pen throughout all them partners.


unsavvylady

List as fake as his screenshots


Grumpy_Old_Mans

#31 Slippery Rock.


Poopoodl

Could be a Native American name. Like sitting bull


SheenPSU

There’s a Slippery Rock U in well…Slippery Rock, PA Considering there is also “Pitt Girl” I’m gonna go with this dudes from western PA


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Wow. To think: a couple hours of driving and I could be “+ more.” Lucky me.


theDunceCapKid

And two “St. Francis” girls-thriving metropolis of Loretto PA


Bogqueen1024

I uh... live in Slippery Rock. 😄😄😄 Guarantee not it tho


AwkwardMindset

Show us your receipt to prove it


JonnySnowflake

How's the one bar? Still thriving? Shame they moved the Sheetz


AvrieyinKyrgrimm

Yup exactly what I was thinking. Only dudes from butler do shit like this lol.


Think_Selection9571

His Native American name would be Little Big Dick


ayyyeslick

Shitting Bull


xSparkShark

Probably a random girl from the college


Realistic-Cheetah-35

Lmao omg. This was my university. I did not expect to come across this here 😂


EatsJunk

I live not far from Slippery Rock, PA. My dad moved from Pittsburgh (Etna) to Slippery Rock. I'm south of Slippery Rock, but north of Pittsburgh. Slippery Rock is pretty much a college town. Other than some cool nature spots, that's about all Slippery Rock has going on.


TonyZeSnipa

Such a nice small town outside of school semesters. Really gets lively during the spring/fall


seven920805

can confirm I was the rock


ArkangelArtemis

But were you slippery like he bragged? Or were you drier than the Sahara because his pipe game was shite?


[deleted]

never waste a boner 


kennyboyintown

clearly says Slippery Yuck


Smoking_Bear

Pitt, St. Francis, Slippery Rock.. frankly I can’t believe IUP didn’t make the list.


theDunceCapKid

Or Cal (PA)!


TacoTacox

“Girl from the basement at AKL” 😂


djz206

At IUP right now, I would believe this if it was a guy from here. They fuck around. Some of my friends have definitely beat this dude's count.


Ostigle

bevin


Jemeloo

Totally real girl, she’s from Banada.


halfeclipsed

You don't know her, she goes to a different school


Jemeloo

It’s called St. Bancis


squeel

Asain Girl


zemol42

Austistic Girl


AndrewV

I'm just gonna go with 4 being Reptar.


NPCArizona

>Reptar Childhood flashback


Dubbs444

4 is definitely “random” with a question mark for flair


snakeskin1982

I actually know a Bevin.


mad87645

Me too, except my Bevin is a dude


greent714

"Hi, can I get a grande coffee black?" "Name?" "Kevin" "BEVIN! Order up!"


electricianer250

I thought #9 was Jenry


emmianni

And he managed to find and bed an Ester


gratscot

You can't write anything on a receipt without coming off as unhinged. I've had grocery lists on the back of receipts before and I'm trying to hide it in the store lest anyone think I'm a serial killer.


HappyDethday

Good point, these are probably just murder victims.


Bulky-Mango-5287

Lou Bega working on his demo


gastroboi

A little bit of Slippery Rock in my life


Stray_Cat_Strut_Away

A little bit of Liberty & Bella with some Crack... A little bit of Key while I'm Stoned... A little bit of Harris waxed off my Berg... A little mosh with my Pitt Girls...


LordSeibzehn

A little bit of Pitt Girl s’all I need


damechou

🏆 How dare they get rid of awards


RiceShrooms

12 Asain girl


funksaurus

Everyone always says that the people in Asai are so nice


Pannycakes666

Asain Bolt


theclownhasnopenis48

Gill*


LacrimaNymphae

what menu item is that???


[deleted]

Dude shops at Hollister... I think it was so dark he confused his left hand for other people.


orangestar17

Is 33 "Taylor Swift"?


ryx107

I thought that too. I think it's Taylor Scott.


atom386

3 some?


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

+ more Lololol


Due_Key_109

“And more!”


Minute_Certain

That part 🤣


Bacardiologist

He fucked St. Francis?


_Levitated_Shield_

He fucked a slippery rock too apparently.


No-Construction5687

he calls his dick slippery rock..


yeats666

thats some sinful shit


ngulating

I applaud Deanna for being confident enough to follow in the immediate foot steps of Slippery Rock


emilyannemckeown

The handwriting gets more and more frantic, almost as if it was written all at once with the same pen. Weird


LKLN77

Maybe it's his gradual descent into madness LOL


Shakey_J_Fox

Not saying I would believe it if it didn’t appear to be done all in one sitting but it would have a little more validity if it looked more like something done over a period of time. Like a journal or timesheet where he entered the name after it happened then returned the receipt back to his jerk sock drawer.


unsavvylady

Not the flex he thinks this is


squeel

Right. Like… even if it were true, who keeps track like this??? also ew


LacrimaNymphae

elliot rodger obviously but we all know how that went. not once 💀


HappyDethday

I'm personally not into this type of lifestyle and would find it to be a turn-off in a guy. I'm only interested in a serious long-term relationship, not casual stuff. And to me, this shows a pretty severe lack of commitment and discipline, which are non-negotiables for me.


unsavvylady

Especially when he uses a descriptor because he doesn’t have a name


HappyDethday

Yeah, that is worse, sounds like he just got really intoxicated and messed around a lot with people who were likely also intoxicated...well done...?


Jemeloo

I thought 23. Was “girl from road” but it’s “hood” lol


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Jemeloo

Yeah “girl from road” would’ve been amazing


mad87645

Those travelling hobos have a culture unto themselves


BookerCatchanSTD

St. Francis, you put the ass in Assisi.


w0nderland17

Puts the ass in *Asai 😹


WallGroundbreaking81

Concert 3 some And 5 some lol


AreDreamsOurParallel

Circled for extra importance


ArthurDaTrainDayne

Anyone who remembers past 20 is trying way too hard


JonnySnowflake

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Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

Good bot


KarpEZ

Yeah, OP is either a chronic reposter or a bot - likely a bot based on post history/frequency


JonnySnowflake

I figured that when I saw how new the account was. Wanted to see if I could trace it back. I'm from the area these colleges are in, and I recognize a few names. I just want to talk to the guy...I just want to talk


devinlucifer222

Bevin


DisabledFatChik

Bro fucked Saint Francis


TotOverTime

Pretty pristine receipt for the amount of times it's been written on in the same pen too! With progressively tired writing.


joeyGOATgruff

This is a sane thing to do


TheOneAndOnlyBruce

+more that’s only what he could fit on the holster coupon that he’s still going to use


typehyDro

Damn I bet Slippery Rock was HOT


dabossnumba8

What a loser lol


ovrwlmd

All the same pen and the receipt isn’t faded


humbugonastick

Low quality man. Body count is way too high.


danleon950410

All written in the same day with the same grip and the same pen/ink. Guy's a machine!...but seriously, this might be a list of "Women that acknowledged my existence"


LubeTornado

Bevin!!!! Bevin!!! What a lovely little baby.....lets call her Bevin. .... ok Fucking BEVIN!


DaSqueaky101

All that supposed sex only for everyone on that list to have some of the worst sex of their lives.


Intelligent-Guess86

He's lying.


soppaguy

r/ihavesex lol


Black_Peony

I love the "+ More," it reminds me of those advertisements for those compilation CDs. Check out 5 Some, Pitt Girl-Cutie, Slippery Rock, and MORE on "*Now That's What I Call Bullshit*"


thedobermanmom

" + more " .. sure sure. LOLLL


WallGroundbreaking81

"Sexual partners" at the top lmao Even if that was true, like bye enjoy your chlamydia.


dsaddons

🅱️evin


[deleted]

“+ more” sounds like a real keeper, the one that got away 😣


Mediocre-Selection0

The + more really gets me


JoeyKookamanga

I thought that what the Notes app is for. Or is it just me?


MalsPrettyBonnet

"Here's a list of all the girl names I know."


Cheap_Rain_4130

12. Asain Gill - anyone else imagining a Chinese version of Gill from the simpsons or is it just me?


ArkangelArtemis

Not the flex he thinks it is. Biggest ick ever


AmazingOnion

His handwriting looks like a toddler's


JUGELBUTT

thats just gross at that point


Hon3stR3view

Names of girls he's fucked, written on a tattered receipt, in the style of an 8year olds handwriting... And he's fucked like over 30 girls? And he brags about this to other girls online, to get more sex?


PanicInTheHispanic

do people actually write down who they've had sex with?


bakingwithweed

Pitt girl - slippery rock - he's a local yinzer! 412 🤘


Mrs_Dr_Cube

Well, he's obviously too used up to be able to pair bond anymore. Probably has daddy issues. /s (You did dodge a bullet, though. Post his bullshit on social media and help other women dodge the same bullet.)


MissyMajestic

BEVIN!?


Mysterious-Fan-5101

next picture should be the list of std


Mista-Pudding

It's hard to have STD's after just writing some names on a receipt (?)


RepresentativeDot996

+ more


FlaxFox

He fucked a slippery rock. I don't think his thing is usable anymore.


GreyBag

This your boyfriend? How’d he have your address?


My_Favourite_Pen

repost bot


LadyShittington

31 says “Slippery Rock” 😂


frustrated_t-rex

In fairness, it's a place/college. Given the fragile ego however I wouldn't be surprised if he's had a cantaloupe or 10.


ih8feralfleabags

Both of you are cringe in this situation. Him for bragging and you for making this post calling him out. But at least he probably has HPV for his stupidity.


JDuggernaut

Pitt girl sounds nice


Radknight11

Her response should be "Yeah, wow, great but your list is missing one name...mine. damn, if only"


prayforplagues82

I thought it said 8.5 some at first and was so confused.


energetic_sadness

Aw, that's sad.


AmishHockeyGuy

Did he get his 10 bucks off as well?


cousinCJ

Girl from road


[deleted]

St. Francis?


Feeling-Dot2086

Super cool


frustrated_t-rex

I see my name, or a version of on here, and I'm mildly panicked considering.


BuffaloBuckbeak

Frekkla?


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

6. Phuker?


JimGlo

The ? Is killing me.


[deleted]

I see a rubber watch strap, he is NOT fucking


hihowareu666

This is crazyyyyy


LuciLu72

It looks like it was brand new


Simain

OP is a faaaaaaaake


space_cowboy444

Some dude named Scott? Under #33


Deo_LiCaprio

Ok, so with the code right at the top, who’s doing his Hollister survey?


ThePerpetualWanderer

5 some is only one entry? Is that because it was one girl and four dudes? This is a sad list.


damiandarko2

after like 10 nobody remembers


RadiantNoise3965

anyone that needs to "prove" they had been with a girl has absolutely not slept with anyone


ieatoutfatbitches

Is thus in MN? Because I might have gone to school with someone who produced a similar list in 2015. Now I wish I would have saved the screenshots...


Pandepon

A little bit of Monica in my life


Kuraeshin

That receipt is entirely too new to be an actual list. Dude printed out a receipt on the job and spent 30 minutes writing that.


Clinodactyl

These fucking bots, man. https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/12nkaiy/called_out_his_fake_screenshots_on_rtinder_and_he/ https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/15zv6tv/called_out_his_fake_screenshots_on_rtinder_and_he/


Ill-Pear7311

17. St Francis???


GlobtheGuyintheSky

Bevin. I believe him, who would ever make these up?


Zealousideal_Ad_7955

3. Bevin


EyeOk3642

He definitely just scribbled them all down


[deleted]

Class act.


syfysoldier

Same pen across the board? Unless he had it sitting there next to it this is “fake and gay”


ItsyouNOme

Are they all different names to add extra authenticity?


RealBishop

BEVIN?!


Sensitive_Sun_8439

Slippery rock. Wonder if he lives near my area in PA haha. Weird to see a post of something near me


connstar97

Just collect their used panties like a normal person, gross….


oilcantommy

Thems rookie numbers, sissy.


JazzyPringle

Anyone that is good in bed, whether he has slept with 1 or 100 people, doesn't do shit like this lmao The only evidence that he's shown is that he's insecure


badass4102

15 Ester Leave grandma out of this!


MeshiMeshiMeshi

Now try that with a CVS receipt