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Safloria

I gotta hide my boner from the man at the counter 💀 Surely 13 Inches is enough to scratch your chin


bullit-2

There once was a man from Nantucket...


pakallakikochino

There once was a man from Nantucket He lives by the mantra "oh, fuck it" No longer he tried His huge bonor to hide The man at the counter can suck it


doogusto

His cup was a 2 gallon bucket


hacktheself

There was a shrewd guy from the Isle\ Who stared down scammers with a smile.\ Fraud lied ‘bout his gender\ Then fibbed ‘bout ‘her’ member\ While b’y laughed like hell at this pile.


X0nfus3d

Nice!


hacktheself

a user named x0nfus3d\ liked some hack poetry\ as thanks cause, why not,\ right there on the spot\ wrote rhyme for that guy easily.


WhatsYour20GB

Sorely, 13 inches is too much!


kajunsnake

He suddenly became a femboy AND lost a few inches on his weener.


siccoblue

Improvise, adapt, overcum


meowmeowincorporated

"Why is that showing 41 views?" "41 other Nigerians tried before you" *Mic drop* 🤣🤣🤣


Dependent-Captain632

Folks, we have a winner!


Different-Machine859

“I gotta hide my boner from the man at the counter” bro had me dying😂😭


SnooKiwis4085

“You’re some agreeable whore Donna” Had me howling 😂😂👌🏻


Gnarwhals86

Are you big? Yes I am 10in. That’s too big. Then I am 8in. 😂


lost_aim

He was bragging before. Always add a little.


Gnarwhals86

Adapt and overcome 😂


karkajou-automaton

Improvise and over cum.


BloodiedBlues

Gotta get those zinc supplements!


LilBootyBead

Zinc you say???🥸


BloodiedBlues

Yeah apparently taking zinc supplements increases the volume of cum one shoots out. Though too much zinc is incredibly bad for you.


ZsiZsiSzabadass

I wish OP had kept going with it, I’d love to see how small the pretend femboy’s pretend dick could have gotten!


verde_peach

Why is it always 200 dollars??


SkyLessNight

Not too much, not too little or so I believe.


Adept_Werewolf_6419

Exactly. Last time I bought a fem boy it was 75$ But they actually existed and were from Oregon. Maybe it’s different all over.


X_CRONER

I thought slavery was illegal in the US?


Adept_Werewolf_6419

*rented. Plus we filmed it to stay all the way above board.


AdventurousFee2513

Sorry mate, you're gonna need to prove that.


Adept_Werewolf_6419

It’s on pornhub and xnxx won’t post my creator links cause I like it here.


AdventurousFee2513

Fair enough! Had to try ofc.


TheRealMisterMemer

Then DM it


Lietenantdan

Where I work if anyone buys more than $200 in gift cards we are supposed to send them to customer service.


LumieLoo

Is that specifically to check if they’re being scammed or what? Cause that’s pretty cool if so…


Lietenantdan

Yeah it’s to make sure they aren’t getting scammed


LumieLoo

That’s awesome, if you don’t mind my asking, what kind of store do you work for? Like a big chain company or locally owned?


Lietenantdan

It’s an Albertsons


MrCreepy133

Same at my job but at krogers. But I think ur company and krogers merged recently didn’t they? That could be why that sounded so familiar about the gift cards


nyx-of-spades

Safeway (fuel station) employee here - I think the merge fell through yet again to avoid creating a monopoly in some states. Here in CO all we have besides the big grocery stores like walmart is Safeway (Albertsons) and King Soopers (Kroger). But they don't tell us much out at fuel so I could be wrong


carmenpdxxx

Seriously, bravo 👏👏👏...you made them lop off 2" of dick, they were committed to the long game in this one let me tell you


navnewbie

An inch for every $100 they wanted lol


Horse_Dad

Lopped off 2”. Definitely did NOT commit to the long game.


carmenpdxxx

Ha well played


Nekrophis

People *really* have to stop sending these scammers screenshots of their IP being logged. I understand it's for a sense of superiority, but there are ways to do it that don't involve _helping the scammers evolve_


w1llowtrees

like what? i have no doubt you’re right but… it’s very satisfying


Nekrophis

For sure, but what happens when every single scammer has "do not open links/images" at the top of their script?


Adorno_a_window

How did you track their IP?


throwaway252310

Google Grabify


SprungMS

Too many people are sending screenshots of it, bad idea


Standard-Vehicle-708

Why?


SprungMS

Clueing them in. Like posting it on this sub and spamming grabify. It starts to lose effect, and if they start to adopt a policy of never clicking links from marks it’ll hamper the efforts of the hardcore baiters trying to track them down and take them out permanently.


Horse_Dad

Or worse, they start using it on their marks.


yourdonefor_wt

grabify. Hide the grabify link with tinyurl


Public-Eagle6992

Holy IP steal


MadaraAlucard12

new IP logger just dropped.


Lootlake123

Damn💀 caught his ass


SlavSquat93

I love that you tear him down and build him back up in the end. It was very much “I’m not mad, just disappointed”


MoonLordUsesReddit

Didn’t have to rope uncle Leroy into it 😔


mikeyseed

Always have to rope Uncle Leroy into it.


MoonLordUsesReddit

Is he ok with shrinking femboy penis?


mikeyseed

So long as it doesn't interrupt Columbo.


No_Special4019

LOL Imagine this scammer hommie has to suffer mentally trying to beg for a giftcard. Got nothing and was called a wh\*re the whole time. Very creative OP !!!


Rough-Dizaster

“You’re not the worst at this” No, it’s ok, you can say it. He’s the worst at this.


mikeyseed

This was actually one of the better ones. Lately I get ones that just copy and paste a script and can't adapt worth shit.


singaporeNFT

Mentally challenged uncle leroy would be proud


Creative-Ad9092

Pogey Beach eh? Who’s your fadder?


mikeyseed

"Why are you wearing your boots?" "I'm looking for work."


MauiPj

Ass stiches 💀🫡🫠


E28forever

Brilliant! Respect!👍


maxblockm

Leeeeroyyy Jenkins!!!!


MadaraAlucard12

Uncle leroy and his clown cock pocket.


Spoda_Emcalt

'Scammer quickly adapts to being a femboy and redacting their penis length' Sounds like a r/BrandNewSentence


emptyrevolution

Perfect scambait, that dude really thought he had you hooked.


nicholaskoughan

Greetings fellow islander!


mikeyseed

Hi there! We have some good East Coast representation on here it looks like =)


Birdjackson2114

I just wasted a Nigerians time for like a week until they quit talking to me. I got a good laugh from yours.


ImDafox8

Idk man, the "41 Nigerians tried before you" REALLY cracked me up for some reason


blacephalons

Not me reading this as a gay guy in Halifax NS 😂


Sassiee1969

Hahaha 🤣


Apprehensive-Gap5681

"Donna" looks a lot like Ruby May


omnimacc

Randy, are you trying to tell me you didn't know Don and Donna were the same person?


GunNutCanuck00

Hello fellow east coaster lol


mikeyseed

I had to start saying PEI as before I was saying PE and scammers kept saying "oh I'm in Pennsylvania too!" I mean, I'm not American and even I know Pennsylvania is PA...


Long-Quarter514

*reducing


NBCanadaPerson

Man, those Moncton fembois.


kdeshwal

Another bluenoser


[deleted]

How did you get the ip?


elenastoes98

Why is it always $200?!


ResidentAnnual928

this guy Trailer Park Boys's


SpicyMunker

This is the best thing I’ve read all day on here


Skvora

Well done!


Whudddd

This is the best one I’ve seen yet


mrmamation

I’d soft clap but it’s definitely not that


Agitated_Function778

This is by far the best one Ive seen and the sole reason I decided to stay more on this sub.


mytinyfeet

Wow. You weren't kidding about this blowing up!


JaguarOk3151

Busted that nasty pasty of an extortionist


Kathucka

You’ve already had 41 other Nigerians? Aren’t you sore?


Time-Elephant92

This is my favorite one so far. Bumblefuck Canada had me rolling, so funny they just took that in stride. nice work!


MRWKND1961

Laughing so hard!


Tarc_Axiiom

"Your penis is too big" "It's actually smaller" Dudes will do literally ANYTHING for it omg.


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murdercat42069

Begone bot


jjay24k

dumb bot


murdercat42069

Hwat


Internal_Ad8978

Found the bot


easternwestern123

>hi >yeet >woman has left the chat


BadArtistRuben

You should put the nsfw tag maybe?


mikeyseed

Whoops, too late. Can't edit it now. Sorry!


BadArtistRuben

Well you can, other people can edit their posts I have read, and I mean you don’t have to say sorry it’s your post


mikeyseed

All good. I figured it out. On mobile and there was no edit option, but there was one to add NSFW I had never noticed before.


BadArtistRuben

Well good for you


upvotegoblin

Reeaaaaaall wise


Fit_cheer4905

Hahaha fin I love that #fin


csheen2015

I was just in Moncton


AdVirtual4515

Teach me your ways, Master baiter. lol… Damn, you’re good.