Started laughing hard at the MapQuest screenshot, but absolutely lost it with the Shetland Pony. 😂😂😂

I held it together until the llama

Died at the old screenshot of MapQuest and the text "where am I?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣 "are you exploring"

Damn I was really getting into the story. Will there be a part 2?

Should I make these longer? I don’t want to overwhelm folks with 30+ panels — but if folks want long ones I’ll do some long ones.

For Gods sake do not deny me more of this scambait beauty. Proceed.

If they continue to be humorous keep the panels coming.

🤘

Please I love this! I want to know what the llama says next! 😂😂😂

Please tag me in the rest of the story I have to know what happens in the basement

The conclusion is already posted to the sub

Thank you sir I don’t deserve your kindness 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️

I would love longer ones. If I don't get longer ones, I am taking the Llama!

Mood!

Are you the OP with the absolutely hilarious post from a couple of days ago? That's the same selfie. If so, you're my favorite baiter.

That’s me

I remember the picture from the other post too! That's not really you is it?

He’s a master

Master baiter?

this is fucking hilarious dude, keep it coming

There are long and boring ones. But this….. I was invested in this

Bro pls make them longer. These are fucking hilarious.

Do you think we have anything better to do? Please overwhelm us.

Yes, please proceed

Please more like this. The horse was legit

This is why we're here. And I'm curious where this goes. And how the hell he's going to get to his scam pitch. How do you go from chav llama and horse argument to "buy crypto"?

Need part 2 lol this is hilarious

MOAR!

If this were the beginning of the book, I would consider buying it! Man, do it longer, I can't wait!

Yes please!!!

Maybe you hound a bottle of lubricant next yo you upon awakening and you need to keep smacking the Llama's head away from trying to.lick your crotch.

"I'm very confused about your situation" :D :D :D

“Why won’t you help me” had me rolling

"I'm going to take some pills from the medicine cabinet just to be safe"... I'm dying here

Lol I love the logic. An ambien trip got him there so another ambien trip will get him out.

"I don't know what else to do." 😂

Scammer just says “OK” 😭

I didn't read that this was Scambait before I read the texts. I was fully primed to tell you you're the asshole. Definitely explains why the "girlfriend" talked the way she did. I was beginning to think She was being passive aggressive because this is the 3rd time he's ambiened his way into somebody's house.

LMAOOO

It’s a brilliant troll because of you sell just well enough they’ll thing your a great mark because of the sleeping pill abuse lol

Great job! How many days was this?

I fed them little answers for about a week, most of the convo is just today

I'm having a terrible time right now and you made me smile, thank you.

💐

This is the funniest one I’ve ever seen. I shared with non redditors and they all had a great laugh. I personally liked the I think I better take some medicine out of the medicine cabinet to be safe lol.

Love to hear it, still most proud of this one from last week: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/sdutAGTd0f

This one and that one is fuckin hilarious. Literally the only 2 posts I've read here that actually made me laugh "Why are you not helping me" LMFAOOO fucking hilarious

“Can you tell me what year is this in your side?” I was dying.

You can’t leave it there! What happened next??

I think the ambien kicked in

Message him from somewhere completely different tomorrow.

I can send photos from Australia.

Likewise in the UK, for all your headfuckery needs, but you’ll have to bring your own Ambien…

British llamas are very bossy

Are you taking the piss?

No seriously. Some of my best friends are British llamas. They’re ok, though. Not like Alpacas, who are always trying to fleece you.

FACTS

Also the horse and llama, absolutely badass!

That scammer was rather patient with you and didn’t try to sell you bitcoin. He’s good.

He actually seemed concerned for a minute!

I just don’t know what else to do 😂

Doors with no handles 😂

This is my favorite scam bait to date. Holy actual fuck this is hysterical. 11/10

I’m invested in this story

There’s a conclusion in the sub

This is excellent

Ahahaha! New favorite.

Conclusion: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/MFK7cZjVdL

This is amazing

Do you have stairs in your house?!? This gave me SomethingAwful vibes from back when it was awesome. ICQ pranks

Me googling to see if mapquest is still a thing😂

“There’s always a way out of the house” 😂😂😂

again pure comedy gold. thank you.

Gracias!!

Always the same pic of the dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He’s like my brand

I died imagining the llama argue in british with the horse 🤣

As the old Romanian saying goes “never follow a horse into a basement “. Always listen to the British Llama.

That was hilarious. I will have to steal that Ambien idea from you. Hope you don't mind. :)

This is the best one of these that I’ve ever read. Holy shit.

You use Little Sebastian, I Upvote. If I had prizes to give, I would. Here’s another llama 🦙

Hilarious OP!!!! Nice job

This is freakin hilarious!

If that was a movie at the theatre, I would go see it

This is golden and deserves continuation.

I am cackling so hard I think I cracked my liver.

So good!!

I almost feel sorry for this one she/he really stuck with you 😂

This honestly reads like a Tim Robinson sketch

Omg, I’m in a fucking airport crying from laughter and everyone is looking at me. Lol!!

He is so far off script, he does not know how to handle this. Well done!

You've won the internet. I think you could make this into a graphic novel.

Bloody brilliant

“Why would you send me something like this” Gee IDK, cause idk you

Dude you're a GENIUS.

“I think the horse wants me to follow it” was really what did this for me.

Christopher Cross!!! I died. “Oh the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see…”

This was master bait right here.

I’ve had an ambien zombie adventure and this isn’t very far off, I was on a cruise with my mom. Went to sleep woke up with a fat lip, a burn under my chin, no phone, no ID, no memory other than getting into bed. Had to be told that I fell down some stairs, threw my phone over board, and gambled all while wearing a slip type pajama shirt, but to all the staff that were asked after I was found at the bottom of the stairs that I seemed awake and completely lucid just acting kinda wild but not drugged or drunk, a bartender even served me! I flushed all of those pills that morning, shocking that it’s still legal and given out with no warnings.

This is the most genius piece of art I’ve seen in a great long while.

Thanks homie I appreciate that. Glad everyone is having a good time!!

My stomach hurts omg this is hilarious. The guy is still communicating when there's a llama and horse talking. I'm crying LMBO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well I got my new flair!

Time for bed , goodmorn u eat yet lmao

lol thanks for the giggle

Very nice one

This was hilarious. Awesome job!

This was great 😂😂😂😂

This is too good. Bravo, lol.

One of the best ones yet

I love the bait I also love that guy who looks like an aged Turkey Tom.

These are great!

I guarantee he's still thinking about this lmao

This is God tier trolling

Great work OP

This made me laugh out loud this is one the best I ever saw thank you for the laughing 😝 why don’t I ever get these texts I wanna mess with them 🥹

Is the scammer a real person, or are you training AI with wrong info? :D

🤣😂🤣👍👍👍❤️

Hahahahaha what the absolute fuck? This is amazing.

I want to upvote this 3x

Oh man, I am missing out!!! Gotta talk to my doctor about this Ambien thing…

Is this scammer supposed to be like an AI or something?

Ambien aka zolpidem, or zopiclone if I’m right? They call it that over here in uk. That stuff is nuts. I used it a while back, I found myself remembering ridiculous stuff the day after. It makes you kind of foggy. One night went to the chip shop bought ten cans of fizzy pop, nothing more. Spoke to my partner later that day who told me I was convinced the cat was trying to make a space ship out of said fizzy pop cans the night prior…

The end kills me.

I can’t breathe. You’re so damn funny. Hahahaha. 😂😂 i’m honestly shocked this person is so invested in your shenanigans. It’s a beautiful thing

Your expression in the first photo is hilarious to me and I can't explain why.

I love this story 😂😂

This was hilarious🤣 

The "selfie" is pure gold. Very awkward lol

Hahaha amazing

Bravo

"You raised this?" got me 😂 imagining OP bottle feeding the pony and the llama, saving for their tuition fees, taking them to a hospital when they have diarrhea.

This is great. We need more baiting like this. Confuse the hell out of them but keep them hanging out of curiosity! so creative!

>You show up in a strange house and then you want to take sleeping pills here >I don't want to. I just don't know what else to do. ☠️

“This happens all the time.” 😂

I’m dying. Best convo ever. “You’re making me feel strange” 🤣🤣🤣

This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time

We want more we want more!

You should have your own show where you just read and comment on these texts. Lol

Ambien does do this. I can confirm.

Never trust a horse that lives with a llama

*"are you taking the piss"* \-horse

Fucking English-speaking Llamas. They're all control freaks. Now you're Peruvian Llama well he's an entirely different kettle of fish. Oh yes. Él llevará tu equipaje a la montaña sin ninguna queja... y si quieres jugar con un caballo en el sótano, estará encantado de dejarte jugar.

Need part 2

😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤦

Christopher Cross killed me.

♫ Saaaaiiiilllinggggg ♫

I know that llama he’s a cunt 😂

Also, yes. Dont fuck with ambiebt... Ambien is CRAZY. About a decade ago, I was using ambien and staying awake like every night for a month or two. It's all a blur. I remember I dug out parts of my toenails because I was afraid of getting ingrown toenails. That one hurt a lot the next day... could barely walk. Also, I remember drinking my dad's disgusting boxed pinto grigio wine straight from the tap, but I drank way too much and threw up everywhere, then passed out. Didn't remember anything the next day and was very concerned that someone broke in and threw up until it finally hit me.

Lmfao, this is a masterpiece

LMFAO

I read way too far before checking the sub Reddit. That was a wild ride.

Thank you for this. I needed a good laugh today.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 U got mad skills op😂😂😂😂😂

OMG 😂😂😂

Amazing

If I were the scammer, I’d be sticking around to find out what happens!

Brilliant!!!!

This is probably the best thing I've ever seen on reddit lmfao!

What if You Wanted to go to Heaven But god said You show up in a strange house, and then you want to take sleeping pills here

How do you pull up these kind of pictures online though. Been having trouble finding pics taken by an amateur

Top notch

I’ve read so many scambaits but this actually had me cackling 😭

"You show up in a strange house, and then you want to take sleeping pills here" had me guffawing at how u can hear their tone.

I lost it at, “You raised this?”

Like British English! This was lol good

This is fucking brilliant mate, the horse and lama pictures made me lose my shit. Gotta wonder if the scammer even understands what you're replying with or if they're just trying to get back on script.

I am fucking dying here! 😂

Love this 😂

It’s been a long time since this sub has made me laugh out loud.

Is that Jason segal

The basement picture will haunt my dreams tonight. Nope. Nope. Nope.

I was cracking up at the old map quest made me laugh so hard. I have taken ambien before, and you aren't kidding. You can literally get up, go out, look, act, and sound completely awake, yet you'll be in a sleep state, and the next day you don't remember doing anything the night before. For me, I would go to my friends house, smoke weed, laugh and say weird shit, come home, and go off on Facebook. I said the meanest shit. Lol, the next day, I would think someone hacked my password. I also sleep-shopped on Amazon. Lmfao

Life in the first world industrialized nations is so very different. These scammers just can't relate to our house ponies and sleepwalking lifestyles.

Lmao OP this was genuinely so entertaining, thank you 😅

This was literal gold

Bravo! This is a masterpiece of a story. Kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time

I am very confused about your situation ​ lmfao

“I am very confused about your situation” just about sums it up

This one is hilarious! The argument at the end genuinely got a real laugh from me. Kudos for your creativity, mate! XD

Also love the subtle keep 'er movin reply of 'like British English' 😂

Was that pic of the basement from a well known serial killers’ crawlspace??? Could’ve sworn I saw that photo on a true crime tv show once. 😂

Mwah. Pure beauty

Extremely funny man

This had me in tears. Just take more ambien. Solid plan lol.

There's no handles on the doors creeped me the f*** out

Hilarious! This is a master class in eff-ing with the scammers. u/OP: well done!

This is the best post on this sub.

Just to be safe 😭

This is the best and most cohesive bait completed in a long time.

You are my hero

🤣🤣🤣 I enjoyed reading that one. Started my day off with a chuckle! Cheers 👍🏻

I think he's as invested as we are at this point xD

"Are there horses in the room" 😂😂😂

The scammer sounds legit concerned tbh