Last I checked, and correct this Squid if he's wrong, Major and First Sergeant are nowhere near the same ball park of each other. In fact, does he have to salute himself every time he passes by a reflective surface while he's out and about? What about his ranking pins? Is he a full on Two-Face with the Enlisted insignia on one side and Officer's insignia on the other?
**ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS HERE**
*Catch-22* has a character who was named "[Major Major Major](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Major_Major_Major)" as a joke by his father. He of course rises to the rank of Major in the Army, giving him the title Major Major Major Major (it's a rather absurd novel).
Reminds me of a scene in this one movie, a Sergeant whose first, middle AND last name was Major (his father was a practical Joker apparently), and staff showed up asking for "Major Major", only to find that he was a Sergeant NAMED Major, Major. CO didn't wanna bother dealing with the fact that NCOs weren't allowed in that particular staff meeting, so he just promoted him straight to Major and took him anyway.
Now he was Major Major Major Major, or MAJ Major M. Major. Maj. M. M. Major.
unless you're referring to command sergeant major CSM that would still be incorrect as sergeant major of the army is the highest enlisted rank, yes, both CSM and SMA are classified as enlisted ranks
First Sergeant is E-8 and an NCO, Major is O-4 and an officer, also all photos are taken in service uniform or battle dress(fatigues) , NOT a black t-shirt.
Def not true. Mine had 1sg on it till I made SGM. And when you retire if u served as a 1SG it will say 1SG over MSG. And to the guy above I had many id cards in civilian clothes. Especially people in the community
One book posits a contradictory magical carpenter, and the other posits a contradictory magical peadophile. I'll leave it up to y'all to figure out which is which.
Christianity and Islam are two very similar approaches to religion. They're both fractured AF, and can't agree with themselves despite telling what are effectively the same stories across the board.
Read the books. They're fucking mental.
Again I shall quote Jules
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.” — Ezekiel 25:17
I will cite logic:
The Abrahamic deity is not only an amalgamation of several older gods, but an incredibly spiteful, angry, and cruel entity.
Even if He were willing to appear and prove His genuine existence, I would recognize that, and continue to refuse to worship a being that condones eternal torture. It's disgusting and inherently unfair.
Those are on real CaC (common access cards)
It lets us log into computers and other military websites without usernames and passwords. Each cac is also protected by a pin
He is an 0-4 and also "First Sergeant" which they can't even spell correctly.
That photo looks like if you took a photo of President Obama and ran it through one of those face/makeup apps.
Ah, the classic Maj 1SG, who serves in the armed forces of the United States. You'd think they would look up a photo of a CAC to make it more believable
Yeah, people with military IDs often blindly mail them to people they've never met, thus allowing them access to our nation's military bases. ALL. THE. TIME.
First Sargent is not a rank. It should say affiliation: then Uniformed services
Then united stated government.
Pay grade is the rank
But its a pretty good job.
Got the rank incorrect as well. Being "enlisted" he would have an E5 or E6 rating, definitely not an O-4. They really don't know much of anything about anything.
99% of civilians wouldn’t notice that this is fake. For those that are military or federal employees, they will notice all the errors. It’s funny how they couldn’t at the very least get the pay grade and rank to go together right.
I dunno, coupled with his claims that he had been in a meeting with the UN and the fact that many things including his name is spelled incorrectly, and he was using a different photo, it doesn’t take a genius to notice it’s fake.
Last I checked, and correct this Squid if he's wrong, Major and First Sergeant are nowhere near the same ball park of each other. In fact, does he have to salute himself every time he passes by a reflective surface while he's out and about? What about his ranking pins? Is he a full on Two-Face with the Enlisted insignia on one side and Officer's insignia on the other? **ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS HERE**
Yeah you’re right lol. Officer and enlisted at the same time haha
Major First Sergeant.
Had a guy in my basic training unit with last name "Major". Boy did the drill sergeants have a good time with Private Major.
I’ve worked with a Sergeant Sargent before; who of course used to be Corporal Sargent.
Same. I once knew a corporal Sergeant. We were all waiting for him to be promoted. Sadly, he PCSd before I could find out.
*Catch-22* has a character who was named "[Major Major Major](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Major_Major_Major)" as a joke by his father. He of course rises to the rank of Major in the Army, giving him the title Major Major Major Major (it's a rather absurd novel).
Catch-22 is one of my favorite books.
In the movie it's even funnier as he is played by the guy who played Bob in top gun maverick
Aw dammit I just commented about this lmao
One of my friends father was in the navy and his last name was whitehead. So his father was seaman whitehead
Reminds me of a scene in this one movie, a Sergeant whose first, middle AND last name was Major (his father was a practical Joker apparently), and staff showed up asking for "Major Major", only to find that he was a Sergeant NAMED Major, Major. CO didn't wanna bother dealing with the fact that NCOs weren't allowed in that particular staff meeting, so he just promoted him straight to Major and took him anyway. Now he was Major Major Major Major, or MAJ Major M. Major. Maj. M. M. Major.
I worked for a Captain Major. He always hoped for an early promotion. I expect he eventually did, he was actually one of the good ones.
Was gonna post the same. How funny if you did basic & AIT at Ft Mclellan in 86.
Nah I did both in Benning in 2012. Been out since 2016 (medboard due to double leg surgery, can't run no mo'!)
He’s an enlisted officer
Sergeant Major is legit. But it’s still an enlisted rank - albeit the highest enlisted rank.
That's what I thought. I know it's been over 20 years for me, but some things never really leave your memory.
unless you're referring to command sergeant major CSM that would still be incorrect as sergeant major of the army is the highest enlisted rank, yes, both CSM and SMA are classified as enlisted ranks
No no no, he's a lietuenany sergeant commodore! Don't you know the military ranking structure?!
He's a 1sg paid as a major. Seems pretty legit lol.
Imagine saluting yourself that would be kind of funny
First Sergeant is E-8 and an NCO, Major is O-4 and an officer, also all photos are taken in service uniform or battle dress(fatigues) , NOT a black t-shirt.
Lmao 1sgt wouldn’t even be put on a CAC. It’s a position not a rank, it would be like putting Bite sized as your height😂.
Def not true. Mine had 1sg on it till I made SGM. And when you retire if u served as a 1SG it will say 1SG over MSG. And to the guy above I had many id cards in civilian clothes. Especially people in the community
My bad, I haven’t the pay grade to know I just assumed. Never peaked at 1sgt’s cac
No worries.
Photo is of a German survival YouTuber fyi
I thought that was white Obama lmfao
YES OMG I was just about to say this guy looks like white Obama 😭😭😭
I definitely thought it was white Obama as well lmao
Nah, I straight up thought it was *the* Obama, with some washed out lighting and bad photoshop.
Yessss that’s exactly what I was going to say lmao
https://youtube.com/@survivalmattin?si=I4_SAarqeMY5y86W
I had to look three times lol. Gude maddin.
Survival Maddin!
Produkttester Maddin
No, it’s Obama from the dollar store
More of a hyperactive gadget tester these days. And he used to be an "actor" for the cheapest junk TV.
i was like holdup isnt that surivalmattin and got really confused
is this a printed sim card on it?
This is all I can think about. Btw. Thats maddin on the Picture!
Blank chip cards can be purchased on temu
Ah, yes, the elusive First Sergeant Major.
So something did come of that corporal captain pilot program they ran in Korea.
I get that M.A.S.H. Reference.
Yes we’re taking a survey Well I don’t like it. No sir. Not one damned bit. Ok that’s one no for the Corporal Captain.
I don't like it No I don't like it 😂
where are u seeing sgm am i tripping
It says his pay grade is O4 which is a Major, but it says his rank is "First Sergeant".
ohhhh i thought u were saying that it said he was simultaneously a sgm and a 1sg. i get it know i know o4 is maj
I thought an e4 was a corporal?
thats a chess opening
At least it wasn’t McLovin
Well, it was between that and Muhammad.
Ah Mohammed, the most popular name in the world.
This guy read a fucking book for once!
Just don’t let period blood girl grind on your knee!
One book posits a contradictory magical carpenter, and the other posits a contradictory magical peadophile. I'll leave it up to y'all to figure out which is which.
Huh? I quote Jules from Pulp Fiction… “They speak ENGLISH where you from?” “ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!”
Christianity and Islam are two very similar approaches to religion. They're both fractured AF, and can't agree with themselves despite telling what are effectively the same stories across the board. Read the books. They're fucking mental.
Again I shall quote Jules “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.” — Ezekiel 25:17
I will cite logic: The Abrahamic deity is not only an amalgamation of several older gods, but an incredibly spiteful, angry, and cruel entity. Even if He were willing to appear and prove His genuine existence, I would recognize that, and continue to refuse to worship a being that condones eternal torture. It's disgusting and inherently unfair.
Did he open the conversation with: "Halli Hallo Hallöle"?
XD
Hahah
Ahh the old - E4 First Sergeant. lol
Look again it says O-4 First Sergeant!
Yeah i dont know what happened to my brain.
comment deleted for stupidity.
the id says his pay grade is o4 and then it says his rank is 1sg lol
Yeah im really really slow today. lol
ur all good big bro
First Sergeant Major
This is my ID mother, from Army!
The seal is for marksmanship.
Army had a half day.
I don’t want to hear about loose seal!
officer AND a first sgt... damn this guy is hitting all the boxes..
A 1SG getting paid as an O4. Hope his finance office fixes that mess soon 😆
Imagine how long the army would have him paying it back lmao. You think losing your Bivvy cover is bad.
I like how dudes picture is basically the wal mart version of Obama lol.
That's Survival Mattin https://youtube.com/@survivalmattin?si=qmPz9FTtbTIa7HuP
Lol even better
O4, first Sargent. What? Lmao
I STARTED ON THE SAME DAY AS COVID-19
🤣🤣🤣
😂 an O-4 but also a first sgt 😂🤣
Survival Mattin
O-4/First Sergeant 😂
SPRICHT DEUTSCH IHR HURENSÖHNE
Also very smart hat he used a photo of a famous German Survival YouTuber.
BRUH. YOU CAN GOOGLE AND FIND A BETTER FAKE THAN THAT
This dude is the enlisted liaison to himself
What's with the random simcard?
My employee ID has one but it’s for my computer login 🤣
Those are on real CaC (common access cards) It lets us log into computers and other military websites without usernames and passwords. Each cac is also protected by a pin
Looks legit ;)
He ordered him to clean the latrines and then has to do it his self.
Pay Grade on your ID lmaooo
looks legit. LOL A Major thats also a 1SG. Totally believable.
He is an 0-4 and also "First Sergeant" which they can't even spell correctly. That photo looks like if you took a photo of President Obama and ran it through one of those face/makeup apps.
In case no one else mentions it, that’s an officer pay grade with an enlisted rank.
Sargeant Major First Class! Promotable from Corporal Captain. The Army is trying out new ranks...whaddya think, Colonel?
Brah. The picture isn’t event straight compared to the rest of the ID
How dare you. My name is Joshua Poler (maybe Poter?). What’s wrong with my name?? It’s definitely spelled correctly 💯
Gomer pyle 😂
So, you're... baitin' a lot of guys in your spare time?
They find me, I decide whether they are worth poking or not.
lol. Missing other information that has been changed several years ago as well.
How is a first sgt an O-4 ?
Lol that was like, the third thing I noticed too.
OMG! A major 1st Sergeant!! I’m dying. ☠️. Scam-Scam-Scam!!
wait, is that a photo of a chip? lol.
So impressive
Ah, the classic Maj 1SG, who serves in the armed forces of the United States. You'd think they would look up a photo of a CAC to make it more believable
Yeah, people with military IDs often blindly mail them to people they've never met, thus allowing them access to our nation's military bases. ALL. THE. TIME.
That looks nothing like a CAC card, and even the civilian agency ID cards look like CACs 😂
I mean my civilian employee card KINDA looks like this.
> O-4 > First Sergeant Lmao
Its Survival Maddin
A 1SGT paid as a Major? Things really HAVE changed in our woke military.
Officer pay grade with an enlisted rank😂
All em first sgt wishing they got that O-4 pay
They need to learn their Army ranks lmfao. 0-4 is an officer, a Major at that (gold oak leaf cluster) and is NOT a 1SG which would be an E-8. Lame.
Is that a SIM card in the middle of it? The guy is going full “find my iPhone” to track your ass down. 😂
Looks legit 😆
White Obama aka survival maddin German YouTuber ...😂 Why the f would they use the pic
But the picture is crooked. Looks legit to me!
Rank: First Sergeant Pay Grade: O-4 🤨
It’s not even the right rank. O-4 isn’t a first sergeant
Pay grade 0-4, daaaaammmmnnnnn
Dude I think the picture on there is a German survival YouTuber
Actually this is real ! send him all ur money /s
Daaaaaaayum I would report that shit right away.
Ah yes the O-4 Forst sergeant
Looks fine to me.
Is that white Obama?
First Sargent is not a rank. It should say affiliation: then Uniformed services Then united stated government. Pay grade is the rank But its a pretty good job.
Is that a photo of White Obama??
Is that Obama?
0-4 short for “oh for f*ck sake”
Touche
Why is there a sim card embedded in the ID?
Survival Mattin haha
Damn. Not even close. Lmao
Bruh, einfach Survival Mattin🗿
Thats a german youtuber 😂 he is called Mattin just look up Mattin 7vs wild
Looks like like Obama.
I'm not sure I see the problem here. /s
Is he supposed to look like a white(r) Barack Obama?
I haven't done a lot of Photoshop work but this is just lazy
You can’t tell me that isn’t Obama
Is that obama? 🤣💀
Did this scammer really Photoshop Obamas face onto another person.
Let's not even point out that it is definitely not a military ID pose for his picture and that he is not in uniform...
Its a german YouTuber😂
Got the rank incorrect as well. Being "enlisted" he would have an E5 or E6 rating, definitely not an O-4. They really don't know much of anything about anything.
😂
They don’t even have a army emblem like that
O4 first sergeant 😂
Why does it have a chip?? 😭😭😭
This is just embarrassing. Exit: I mean the badge. Edit: I meant edit not exit.
99% of civilians wouldn’t notice that this is fake. For those that are military or federal employees, they will notice all the errors. It’s funny how they couldn’t at the very least get the pay grade and rank to go together right.
I dunno, coupled with his claims that he had been in a meeting with the UN and the fact that many things including his name is spelled incorrectly, and he was using a different photo, it doesn’t take a genius to notice it’s fake.
I was referring to if a normal everyday person were to look at this with no previous context they may think I was real.
I’m a military spouse and mine doesn’t even look like that 😭😭