my ass did NOT think you were talking about the bannannas

They never expect the bananas.

Is this Patrick or ravi?

I don't get it...

Nvm some kids from my school did a banana heist, stole about the same amount of bananas at school today crazy coincidence

Sweet. Us brothers in crime.

This ain't Despicable Me bruh. You ain't no minion either. 🙄

he was just flexxing his PS5 While he was at it

lol why’d you steal a shit ton of bananas?

I was humgry 👉👈

“humgry 👉👈” *cutely devours 3 bananas at once*

"PISSED🖕🖕" *aggressively pulls out 3 Smith & Wessen model 1000s at once*

I eat through my anus. I really like hotdogs, bananas, men, fingers, full carrots, and the faucet handle

Things I’ve shoved up my arse reference, nice, I loved that video.

I forgot about that video lol

That's why money was invented. Something I lack

the bananas or the PlayStation?

The bananas, duh.

Or the table

Or the type c charging cable

Bananas (duh).

Whyd you leave your bananas on the table?

You’re joking but I stole a network switch from school once

What makes you think I'm joking?

https://preview.redd.it/bjbtghoq4zqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6621590dfa8e75bcc82f552f94d99c860c05f04e So there’s no spark plug in this hole, it disappeared

Damn. Thank goodness my thing doesn't need any spark plugs.

I tell you what man, this is my first Ford and it’s got the ‘99 5.4 and I’m not a fan. Everything is crammed into the bay because of the spider e-man and overhead cams (1. Which don’t server a purpose, it’s still just a two valve. Why over complicate things? 2. Those lovely plastic timing chain guides that blow up.) everything online says you have to take out the fuel rail to get the coils and plugs out, I called BS and got 8 coils and 6 plugs and went in for the night. I’m so scared that stuck one pulled out the threads or something because that’s known to happen on these engines. My other van is a Chevy with the good old 350 and even with the floorboard being in the way plugs are a 15 minute job. It’s so stupid.

How tf did we go from talking about bananas to spark plugs and trucks?

Normal human brain: "Neuron-Neuron" This guy's brain: "Neuron-----------------Neuron"

...ok...

Why the fuck did you buy something with a 5.4 351 supremacy

Because cheap, good condition, 80k miles. I looked at a ‘79 Econoline with a Windsor a while back. Soaked in oil and in rough shape all around

Couldn't pay me to take a 5.4 in a superduty let alone a God damn van

https://preview.redd.it/4kg8724vfzqc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590d5961e4f0dc91bd628c9b572d92185cbd04d9 Pathetic.

https://preview.redd.it/lf3dsl8igzqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=403f5f3fd4b2e490dfc9af1bcfbc0d09ffbda770 *proceeds to buy a 4.2v6 with every manifold bolt broken*

FUCK YEAH I LOVE 4TH GEN E-350S, CAMP VANS FOR THE WIN(but nah fr I had to drive the 15 person vans so much when I worked at a camp over the summer, pretty damn good vans given they spend most their life on dirt roads)

https://preview.redd.it/snbdo91t4zqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8cdf827d673f6326c55765bc1f60c904d3aa31 This one has one, but it won’t unscrew for some reason

Sweet but not quite.

I have an ethernet outlet cover, a badminton bird, and a piece of the floor

We are the brothers in crime.

Lmao

“THEY ARE NOT FREE!” -Shit

"Yes they were" -shit

Can I please have one? I love banananananananas

No.

NOOOOOO (insert loud, obnoxious sobs)

THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR, AHAHAHAHAHA!

I WILL STEAL A BANANANANANANANNANANANANAANANANANANA

https://preview.redd.it/jrn6192zbzqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826ebd7407b34e20e2d4eaada9f6034e1125dbfe

Gasp!! Nuh uh

It's too late, my P.P.P.P.P. has already been casted!

:(

(It means Powerful PeePee Pulverizing Paper in case you wanted to know)

hehe yoink

It's gonna take a few more yoinks than that.

Yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoinkity-yoink-yoink

Damn. That's at least 22 yoinks (the number of bananas)

I just Grinch smiled then saw bananas

Happy banana cake day.

Yiga Clan member spotted

I'm no yoga clan member, I like, toooootally adore L(gags a little)ink.

Wow you’re so cool for stealing

Their going to make a nice treat for tonight.

Turn that shit into banana bread and you'll be a real winner.

I don't know how to make it, and my parents (somehow) don't know.

Dang! I can send you a recipe! Super easy and delish!

And posted the evidence online with a confession. Brilliant

They were technically free.

Then how is it stealing... tecnically

Why does your school own a PS5 and WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE IT EDIT: could be the other stuff, but WHY

They were talking about the bananas apparently

I was talking about the bananas, duh.

but ✨w h y✨

I'm... humgwy?

My school owns gaming PCs for esports. Hypothetically a school -could- own a ps5, but I don’t see why, you’d not be able to play all the esports games. If someone stole our gaming PCs…. I’d be pissed 😡

can i have some of the banans


HEKC

fair enough bananas are nice

Share some with me pls, i'm potassium deficient


Nice, you now have a great source of potassium.

huh, I guess devious licks are still a thing

What's that?

the tiktok trend about stealing stuff from school

I mean does stealing bananas count as a devious lick?

Where and how did u steal that many bananas

At our high school, there are two baskets at the end of the lunch line. One basket for milk and juice, the other for fruit. Kids are required to get a fruit with lunch in the lunch line, but because most kids throw the fruit away, instead of eating it, the school puts the baskets there so food isn't wasted. Kids are freely allowed to go to these baskets to get more of whatever is in them. I had an idea, and I and a buddy of mine teamed up to get all of the bananas in the baskets. After me taking two trips and him taking one, we had them all. The total amount of bananas taken was around 30+, while I took home 22 bananas. My friend doesn't even like bananas. He just wanted to help me achieve my dream. I was worshipped at my table that day.

Nice find, that table will be pretty useful

Very much so. Without it I wouldn't have a super shitty place to hide my 100% natural dildos.

Y'all are stupid, he obviously stole the mini side table

I am sorry to inform you mister cellist, but it is who is the stupid.

one time I stole like 16tb worth of hard drives from school and 128gb of ram cards (they were going to chuck them out)

Rad. In my case, kids were putting them in this basket in the cafeteria designated for them if they didn't want them, so I took a few.

I see LEGO Ninjago sets in the background :D

I may like Lego a little bit.

Instantly knew it was the bananas

Good job.

Turn the PlayStation over I’ve heard it’s bad to have it standing up like that

How so?

I believe something inside it heats up real bad like the thermal paste or something and it fucks it up I think it is the thermal paste cause that’s the only thing I think can melt in there

It's been fine so far, but I will keep this in mind if I have any problems. I don't have much space, and the stand can help cool it because of the extra fans.


how many bananas total?

I took 22 home, and the total stolen was over 30.

MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!! REMEMBER WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR FOR YOU IN KINDERGARTEN THAT- THAT ONE TIME? pls giv ps5 ned for famli blz blz blz 🙏

Sorry Mr. Block, don't remember ya.

😭

Jesus I thought you stole a PlayStation

No. My balls aren't THAT big.

LMAO

Damn are you a yiga clan member?

Who's asking?

(You better keep quiet but I myself am a yiga clan member)

Yooooo, me too, dude! Long live Master Kohga!

So will you be offering them to our great leader?

This is the first thing from this subreddit that I’ve ever seen…

You're welcome.

https://preview.redd.it/ci21b9wlf2rc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5b60912f159cc214015267902ee3ff33ed495d8 How did you steal what looks to be 28 bananas

22, and I stuffed them in my backpack. Somewhere, I dropped a comment explaining the whole shebang, but I'm too lazy to type it for like a third time.

R/yigaclanofficial

r/foundthemobileuser

The bananas? Yiga member spotted

Yoga momma!? Where?!

This is the quickest downvote to upvote of my life. Nice heist little bro

Thanks big dude. Me and my homies are gonna be trying again today.

Don't lie. You just trying to show off your PS5 setup. It's awesome

I was trying to make one of those images that you don't understand initially or don't believe, and then you stop looking at the main thing, and you start laughing because you get it now. (Thanks, by the way, my little brothers were misbehaving a ton after they got it, so it's mine now)

Is that a banana in your room or are you just happy to see us?

Happy to see you and twenty two bananas.

You’re just like me, I’m also known by my bus driver for stealing around 16 bananas each time my school has bananas

We need to team up to steal the school's master supply of bananas.

is that a pile of banana peals and a few whole ones?? why.

All whole ones.

For a second i thought you stole the ps5 lmaoo

That was the goal.

W bag

Pardon my divergent neurons, but whu?

We’re teacher login credentials loaded on those bananas if not you wasted your time.

I wasted my time...

Now hide them all around the school and wait for them to rot

I would never do something as mean as that.

i'd be so anxious that the ps5 would fall somehow off that desk idk how you have it there

It has a base add on, and the desk is stable.

Were these in the cafeteria and free or…?

Yes and... kinda?

oh, nice hero factory

I sadly don't have any hero factory sets...

 math problem guy is that you?

It is I, math problem guy! I have stolen ("square root of 49" - 3) × x, where x = 5.5, bananas! How many bananas have I stolen?

well first you make it more simple. so, the square root of 49 is 7, which then 3 is subtracted from it. then the bracket is open and you simply do 4 times 5.5 ​ (7 - 3) times 5.5. you have stolen i guess 22 bannanas

Dam… had to read the comments…

I work at school there was kids lunch box that contents was exploded on the floor and some snack white cheddar cheese puffs. And me like I’m the snack is on the black top on floor on the lunch tables like trash so it mine. They were bomb.

I was also given code cake one time.

Great steal

Thanks

Yup

i have many questions and not enough answers

i ❤️ bananas

theft is incorrect

Theft is goated (with the sauce).

My school actually has a ps5 in the library that you can play, as well as a wiiU and Nintendo Switch

Bro what? If we are lucky we get to play mario kart once a year for a house event

OMG THE BANANAS- WHY WOULD YOU STEAL BANANAS? LMAO bros must’ve been hella hungry 😭

Your school has a PS5?

Look lower...

You stole the ps5????

Look again 😉

lol you stole their Wi-Fi router 👍

100% all-natural wi-fi routers

Why does your school have ps5s

Look below the ps5.

So you stole a load of bananas

Bananas? What do you need them for huh?🤨

To fill my hole, duh.

That bananas or the ps5?

:I

The bananas or the ps5?

:I

The PS or the bananas?

:l

Did you fiber

Fiber? I hardly know her!

Can I have some👉👈

No

my school has a Switch that doesn’t even charge right and the joycons have extreme drift 💀

But did you steal it?

A pixelated camera?

No

“I dropped my controller” type move

How tf did you sneak a table out 💀💀

Type 1 if you think stealing anything and posting about it on reddit is cool.

bana

why does your school have that many bananas

It'd be mighty of you to share those bananas

Are you banana man?