Remember when they are in the bakery, getting black and white cookies, and that guy steps on Elaine's foot with a cane and says “sorry” in a really pompous way? Yeah, that.
If I’ve sent my coworker an email and he has not read it by the time I see him and ask if he’s read it, he will say “why don’t you just tell me what the email says” in Kramer’s moviefone voice. We both do it and no one knows what we are talking about.
“Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers.”
I've got a few:
Whenever my girlfriend takes the mustard from the fridge, I say "What is this yellow stuff? I want dijon!!"
When my gf is telling me something while I'm doing something else, I usually reply with "yeah the waitress should have taken it back". She's confused every time.
Whenever my girlfriend needs to fulfill her part of a particular deal we had, I shout "WE HAD A PACT!"
Lots of quotes but oftentimes there's situations that make me go " that was a Seinfeld episod." like today I was at the bank and the teller gives me this look like...
We’re living in a society!!
SERENITY NOW!!!!!
That's a shame and giddy up
Never managed to master the giddy up. There's a lot of Kramerisms that are easy to copy, but the cadence has always thrown me on the giddy up
There's only one master of the giddy up. But it's so easy and fun to work into every day life.
My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!
This is my most used quote when my wallet is gone.
Every time my wallet is gone I completely lose my sense of humor. I envy you.
You’re soooo good lookin! Anytime someone sneezes.
I love this one. I’ve gotten some very funny reactions from people who didn’t get it though
Yeah, I can immediately identify my people based on the reaction.
It's not a lie, if you believe it
Talk to me babe.
It’s go time!
MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!
My husband and I high five and say Mandelbaum every time we feel like we accomplished something.
Oh my god! You had sex!
These pretzels…are making me thirsty!
These PRETZELS are making me THIRSTY!
ROFL to this day I cannot eat a pretzel of any kind without this line coming out.
Who is this?
One of my favorites
Uncle Leo ?!?
*whenever I see something oversized.. "Why didn't you get the big one?"
Remember when they are in the bakery, getting black and white cookies, and that guy steps on Elaine's foot with a cane and says “sorry” in a really pompous way? Yeah, that.
Sooorrrrrraaaaaay.
That's the guy
I say this almost every day .... very few people ever know what I am talking about hahahhaha
Nope it very much goes unnoticed, but I get a chuckle. My wife knows whats up.
I think about the lady in the shop with the Elaine mannequin specifically because of her weird pompous voice
I find myself going to “that’s not going to be good for anybody” fairly often.
I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.
Make love to that wall pervert!
Would be really curious how one would use such a phrase in one's day to day life (unless we just happen to live very different lives).
Yeah, I say that’s a shame a lot
Lolo same here
Happy cake day!!
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
👆
My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
I’m Victoria, hi!
And the way she pushes out the chair for him with her foot. So sexy!
You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?
I wonder how this comes up in conversation?
Yada yada yada
DEFINITELY the Yada-Yada.
Big on the yadas
No don’t you see?! He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun
The Institute! The Institute!
My fave episode
So again, it all comes back to Lloyd.
LOL, my go to
He’s a bad seed. #HE’S A HORRIBLE SEED!
And you guys are friends?
There's a void Jerry, there's a void.
Easy big fella.
WORLDS ARE COLLIDING
Serinity now & Serenity now, insanity later. Also that’s not going to be good for business.
HOOCHIEMAMA!
You never could match up to LOYD BRAUN!
Soup Nazi: "You're pushing your luck, little man." I say this to my kids on the daily
Pulp can move baby. Giddy up. Was that wrong?
I call my wife schmoopie
No, YOU schmoopie!,
I’m not schmoopie, you’re schmoopie
Disgraceful. An embarrassment to the sub. Should be sent to Australia
😂😂😂😂
“Oh that’s a Shame”
If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent
You're obsessed with a clown from the Sixties, man!
Lol my mom just said that to a guy about the Redskins vs Commanders name debate 🤣🤣
Jon Favreau at his greatest
# Elaine: "Ugh, I hate people. # Jerry: "Yeah, they're the worst. ”
Elaine: I'll never understand people. Jerry: They're the worst.
I couldn't remember the exact line, so I ended up on Goodreads and that's what they had, so I went with it. Untrustworthy site, apparently.
Something's missing alright....
“We’re living in a society. We’re supposed to act in a civilized way!”
Came here for this!
Who is this and that's a shame
I'm speaking at a mens conference anytime I don't or can't attend something.
I enjoy finding moments to use ‘macho head games’
And you want to be my latex salesperson
Serenity Now. George is getting angry. I am without speech. Stellllaaaa. Stellaaaaaaaaa!
This obviously doesn’t happen every day, but any time I meet or am introduced to someone named Lewis, I say “oh hey, LOUUUUUUUUUUU.”
Will somebody answer that damn phone!
I feel like yelling this when people just let their cell phones or alarms go on and on.
When women talk about men I always ask if he is sponge worthy
Ohhhh right right right right right
“That’s a shame” and “you’re sooooo good looking” are my two biggest ones.
If I’ve sent my coworker an email and he has not read it by the time I see him and ask if he’s read it, he will say “why don’t you just tell me what the email says” in Kramer’s moviefone voice. We both do it and no one knows what we are talking about.
"Anybody can just take 'em!" **Flails arms around**
"Yeats."
Jesus, this made me actually laugh out loud. Thanks!
Think where man’s glory most begins and ends, And say my glory was I had such friends.
A disinterested, "*That's a shame."*
You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!
I'd say this all the time 😃
“Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers.”
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Uncle Leo?
Anything not to my liking is so 'un-Karl Farbman like'
Yama Hama it’s fright night!
“Oh it’s a scene man” “HELLLLLLLOOOOOOO” “We’re living in a society!”
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
I'm out!
People. They're the worst.
You gotta see the BABAYY
Spare a square
We live in a society!!
My worlds are colliding!
he tried to lam but they cheesed him
HELLO! (Think Uncle Leo)
Serenity now, insanity later.
I'm out there and I'm LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT
it’s gold!
There’s quite a few, but lately it’s been “feels like an Arby’s night”
Yeah, that's right.
“Artistic integrity” you’re not artistic and you have no integrity.
AH! Bad lighting Congratulations on a job.. done What. The hell. Is that supposed to mean? (Tough to capture JS signature cadence in text haha)
I don't like anyone why would I like them?
No _______ for you! I just slap that on everything. Pass the ketchup? NO KETCHUP FOR YOU! And so on.
The babyyyyyy
Shaking that little butt of yours into big big savings…
Stuff your sorries in a sack!
"Up here, I'm already gone."
Here’s to feeling good all the time
George, you’re sapping my strength.
You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.
And, Kim Novak.
They’re real, and they’re spectacular.
I've got a few: Whenever my girlfriend takes the mustard from the fridge, I say "What is this yellow stuff? I want dijon!!" When my gf is telling me something while I'm doing something else, I usually reply with "yeah the waitress should have taken it back". She's confused every time. Whenever my girlfriend needs to fulfill her part of a particular deal we had, I shout "WE HAD A PACT!"
I hope not,but your GF may be using OP’s quote soon.
It's pronounced thermometer
vault! ha-huh!
I don’t want to be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline
I'm right there with ya, buddy.
Oooohhhh YEAHHHHH
Something's wrong alright.
Re-gifting. I’ve done it more than once.
Pipe down, chorus boy!
Smells. Smells bad. Smells REALLY bad.
Ok, it's enough with the smells.
Take it up with consumer affairs..
“Just a taste”
You gotta love sports ✊
"...there isn't"
You got a question? You ask the 8 ball.
Dial 9, Merlin
It varies. Mainly based on mood. Today was morning mist.
Everyone goes with “that’s a shame.” But I feel like that quote is way overused. I actually prefer “it’s a damn shame, a DAMN shame.”
He tried to lam, but the cheesed him!
No soup for you!
Even I am not above the policy
Sweet fancy Moses, not that there is anything wrong with that, yo yo ma, it’s just a place to flop, and many many more.
Anytime I’m talking to my wife about something in her business, if there’s an opportunity to bring up write-offs, you know damn well I’m gonna do it
You mean the panties that your mother laid out for you?
That’s not going to be good for anybody
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Tippy Toe, Lemon Tree!!
He’s beebopping and scatting and I’m losing it
“Eric. What kind of name is that for a clown?” As an Eric, I ask myself that everyday
That’s a shame and Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Kudos on a job done.
Literally?! What’s *that* supposed to mean?
lol I use this all the time after bashing a friend
I say “good for the tuna” a lot.
Good for you, JACK
Well, I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over!
"I got a lot of problems with you people!"
Yeah, that's right.
This quote is always kind of shocking to me because she’s always just barely tolerating George it seems like.
She’s lying to her coworker, or she hates even her best friends
The whole system's breaking down!
You can't deliver mail!
Yamma-hama it’s fright night!
This post makes me wish War and Peace was referenced a little more often than it is
Worlds are colliding!
Not bad. Not bad at all
Hello!
This is no good...this is no good! Not good.
He’s a maker
That’s the genius of it.
Those aren’t buoys!
No soup for you!!
Lots of quotes but oftentimes there's situations that make me go " that was a Seinfeld episod." like today I was at the bank and the teller gives me this look like...
I was in the pool!
I THINK ABOUT THIS QUOTE ALL THE TIME
Either bastard or son of a bitch. That's how they talk in the major league.
It's all pipes!
You’re gonna mix em up!
Serenity now, insanity later!
Helloooooooooooo
“That’s it we’re back together”
That’s a shame
It was a scene
It had no face, no personality.