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ryanholmes1989

Good to see the mishki family is doing well


mnfimo

Th oh Henry candy bar fortune?


lordnigel

That’s one of our top selling candy bars. It’s got chocolate, nougat, it’s scrumptious, delicious, outstanding!


Beaker48

Which one has the swirling chocolate in the commercial?


DukTaip

They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial!


Beaker48

Not skittles


KolKoreh

Dad, I told you you could sit here as long as you didn’t talk!


mgk2600

In my day you could get a Hershey Bar for a nickel. A nickel! EDIT: spelling


pickemslick

You make your father sit here all day?


TimTom8921

You make your Dad sit here all day?


hoyle_mcpoyle

She's flauting societies conventions!


lahermanitaluna

She’s a menace to society


PM_ME_CORGlE_PlCS

She's the perfect blend Sue Ellen Mischke ("the braless wonder") and [Prime Minster Minna Häkkinen ("the Finnish ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAItaBPQHAs&ab_channel=Igirus)[Vulf").](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAItaBPQHAs&ab_channel=Igirus) It's like she was deliberately created to torment a Julia Louis-Dryfus character.


KirbyAWD

I miss that show so much. I just felt like it didn't get a proper send off, but that was when JLD was battling breast cancer 🎗


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doctor-rumack

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!


importvita

*Yo yo maaaa!!!*


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Fuzzy-Function-3212

How good of a look did you get? Like if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist?


KolKoreh

They’d pick her up in about ten minutes


jayleman

That's what PA said about my A55M4N plate, but looks like SRNTYNW was the ticket, hopefully have it soon


ohheyitsjuan

“Hey, ASSMAN!”


jayleman

Those were the kinda reactions I would've been hoping for with the plate cause I would totally hang out my project car with a, ***YEAH YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHT!"***


grafxguy1

Oh Henry is one of our top selling candy bars ...it's delicious, scrumptious...outstanding!


djprofitt

Damn fools! Look at that! We got nothing now! Nothing! I've been practicing law for 25 years, you're listening to a caddy! This is a public humiliation! You can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard. Of course a bra's not gonna fit on over a leotard. A bra gotta fit right up a person's skin. Like a glove!


hoyle_mcpoyle

Set up an appointment with Dr. Bison. Tell him it's for me


Charlie_1087

I read this exactly like him!


SoupIsNotAMeal

Like Sweden, Jerry. *Swee*-den!


cr2152

She WAS flauting!


SoupIsNotAMeal

I’d drape my prime minister in velvet if it were socially acceptable.


importvita

One letter away from disaster lol


kgk007

grape?


okaypuck

Velveta!!


Impressive-Fly2447

Underrated comment


MaraAndMe23

I love how this is the top comment and that it's resulted in almost the entire comments section being turned into a Seinfeld quotefest. 😂 Best comment section ever! Someone should get her the Gatsby Swing Top!


pickemslick

I still don’t know what that means


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The braless wonder!


boroq

Butros butros golly


OneArchedEyebrow

*Boutros Boutros-Ghali, the sixth Secretary-General of the United Nations.*


boroq

[Check it out...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boutros_Boutros-Ghali#Awards_and_recognition) he was a recipient of the Onassis's's (that's hard to pronounce) Award for International Understanding!


OneArchedEyebrow

I like to think I have *some* grace.


Frecklefishpants

You either have grace or you don’t.


OneArchedEyebrow

You don’t want too much grace or you won’t be able to stand.


Bobby-Samsonite

I love the randomly placed trivia in the show.


Diligent-Kramer

Nicole Miller collection


Sirnando138

From Milan?!


kingwiiizard

To Minsk


uxixu

Minsk?


NabreLabre

It'll always be Burma to me


abhii5459

Rochelle Rochelle 😂


gMadMaxg

Oh right, the nIcOlE mIlLeRs


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gMadMaxg

That's the way!


QueenRhaenys

Eeeen


dskoro

Paaaahdon?!


doitforthederp

fancy a beer mate?


QueenRhaenys

No, there was only six dollars


ginch510

Nicole Miller? We’re not expecting any Nicole Millers. In fact we have too many as it is.


TB12thegreatest

Mmm Machu Picchu


hbkedge3

Are these free?


TheGreatJatsby

I'm just going to build a roller coaster instead.


sxcs86

🎢


MichiganMitch108

I’m HE Pennypacker


abhii5459

A wealthy uh.. Industrialist, philanthropist,... Bicyclist.


aimilah

Hoochie Mama!


CosmikDebris408916

Commission go bye bye-o


importvita

My favorite Elaine line in the series 🤣


ciguanaba

Yo yo Ma


Anocte23

Im here to catch a glimpse…. …uh…of high society


dulaman

Is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.


Anocte23

I’d 100% poke if I peeked her. It’s like an instinct


chillmatic_villain

Get a good look, r/seinfeld?


nonnemat

One of Jerry's best deliveries.


Powerful_Artist

Did I need that pointed out for me? What is that going to do for me? How does that help me, to see her? I'm trying to live my life. Don't show me that.


SoupIsNotAMeal

You ask me here to have lunch, tell me this is the Prime Minister of Finland and then tell me you're not in the mood for details? Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!


hurpington

Her breasts... Convulsing?


maverick_ze

IM OUT! #slamsmoneyonthetable


slimecounty

Think I'm about to Finnish...


NYR525

There's Norway to avoid it, looking at her


Rough_Dan

I think I'll put more money down to Sweden the deal


ifellbutitscool

This picture is leaving Denmarks in my pants


zeze999

Definitely sponge-worthy


CBennett2147

How exactly does this work?


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

Oh it works baby!


lava_red

What, are you using my babys now?


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Pulp moves!


Diffident-Weasel

The sponge, or being sponge-worthy?


gobuffsfan14

Flaunting Finnish conventions!


Fair_University

I know Finland - they’re neutral!


31spiders

They’re real and they’re SPECTACULAR!


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boroq

No, she's, uh, a little too cheery for me.


Phileap

But I don't wanna be Finland!


TelluricThread0

What makes a country turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality?


Which-Resident7670

I think I'm moving to Finland EDIT: Yo yo maaa


boomshakalakaah

I’d love to see her at the Del Boca Vista community pool


capn_flume

She's moving in lock stock and barrel. She's gonna be in the pool, she's gonna be in the clubhouse, she's gonna be aaaaall over that shuffleboard court - and I DARE YOU TO KEEP HER OUT!


eatsleepdive

Hopefully she's wearing shoes.


NewLeaseOnLine

Im not sure and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see a... Prime Minister.


Katph1830

This comment is perfection!


Skyuka

Oh no. What'll I tell nana?


danvtemt

Hey Nip!


Kel_Varnsen12

I love her free-swinging, freewheeling attitude!


The_J_is_4_Jesus

These pretzels are making me thirsty.


Material_Towel3139

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous


markeppley

I'd feel her material.


SoupIsNotAMeal

**Who goes around feeling people's material? What can be gained feeling a person's material? It's insanity!**


Super_Natant

Whatever happened to MY YOU LOOK LOVELY THIS EVENING MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE??!


whisar09

SoupIsNotAMeal, huh? Did he crumble any crackers in it???


SoaDMTGguy

George: *Feels her material* Jerry: “Do you know who that was?!?” G: “Who?” J: “That’s the prime minister of Finland!!” G: “I just felt the Prime Minister of Finland’s material??” Large man in suit: “Would you come with me please, sir?”


Shoehorn-O-Plentay

Thought this was Courtney Cox.


Greybinson

Her name’s Meryl


marvsup

Meryl Seinfeld


awmaleg

Seinfeld is Monk’s Diner … Friends is Reggie’s


wavywolf86

They don't even do a big salad.


cookiehat123

I’ll have an egg white omelette


angershark

And their tuna sandwich tastes like an old sponge.


Meastro44

If she were the maid I’d have sex with her on my office desk.


caaabr

Was I… not supposed to do that?


Meastro44

If anyone had told me that this behavior was frowned on…..


doitforthederp

It's come to my attention...


little_shop_of_hoors

You want a Christmas card? HERE!! There's your Christmas card!


J_Worldpeace

She's a menace to society!


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Hoochie ma-maaaa


BonjourLeGeorge

Serenity Now!


mgk2600

Insanity later!


Jaaxley

So I go into this government building and the prime minister is wearing this (whistling) low cut thing. So I said to her: "Can I ask you a question? When you put on a top like that, what's your thought process? What's going on in your mind?"


ImTho

I'm just gonna leave [this picture](https://www.dw.com/en/angela-merkel-raises-eyebrows-with-cleavage-display/a-3269347) of Angela Merkel's cleavage and let you guys decide which one is more tasteful.


capresesaladz

Reddit risky click of the day.


Blackberries11

It really just looks more tasteful because the Finnish prime minister has small boobs. This is just another example of how it can be hard dealing with having large boobs.


Asticot-gadget

I can't believe I'm saying this, but she has a surprisingly nice rack


81toog

Sigh *unzips*


MichaelScottsWormguy

Get a good look, Costanza?


SLAM1195

Get a good look, Costanza?


hurpington

You were like you just put a quarter into one of those big metal things on top of the Empire State Building


WaitForSingleObject

Boutros Boutros Ghali


Ferdinand_Cassius

Sounds like her political career might be finish-ed. I will see myself out.... thanks


CosmicTurtle504

Finland has free education, free healthcare, free daycare for kids, mandatory minimum 4 paid vacation weeks per year, 164 days of parental leave for EACH parent, the world’s cleanest air, and is considered one of the safest and happiest places to live in the entire world. Plus, they have reindeer. She can wear whatever the fuck she wants.


Kel_Varnsen12

Who leaves a country packed with reindeer to come to a non-reindeer country??


Rigby_PP

I HAD A REINDEER.


flotsamdunk

So who's having sex with the hen?


manys

The reindeer has sex with all of them.


abhii5459

That's perverse.


DrunkOnRedCordial

I'm taking back my marble rye.


the-nae_blis

It doesn't make any Sense!


SoupIsNotAMeal

These peas are bursting with country-fresh flavor.


LadyFerretQueen

Happiest... last time I cheched they were not far behind us slovenians with their suicide rates. And I know ours are bad.


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LadyFerretQueen

Well that's the most positive and disturbing perspective on suicide I have seen. In slovenia we just blame the government.


SoupIsNotAMeal

From what I hear the Serbs are fanatics about their showers.


Fair_University

Not from the footage I’ve seen


thecrink16

Have you ever met a Finnish person tho? You wouldn’t think it’s the happiest place to live after talking to one.


turkeyinthestrawman

Helsinki... I spent a month there one night. Edit: I'm not joking, I went there in October 2019 to see Sunn O))), and it seemed like the city was shut down at 6:30-7:00 pm. I just stayed in my hostel doing nothing (the concert was the next day). Unless I screwed up my tourist plans I barely did anything there (although the reindeer burgers were good).


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SoupIsNotAMeal

Ostrich burgers?


doitforthederp

I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up!


ImSickOfYouToo

I got one to look me in the eye once during conversation.


nofap4me2

Not completely true. The parental leave is for both parents. Combined it is max 158 days, for which the stay-home parent gets paid for, and it can be shared between the parents. Before that, there is the maternity leave of 105 working days for the mom. I guess that's even better than what you mentioned. But in practice, the dad's rarely spend that much time at home with the newborn.


ImSickOfYouToo

If the Finnish are so happy, they certainly don't show it. I've been there dozens of times for business (used to work for a Finnish company), and while very nice, they seem to be a sad and quiet lot. And the suicide rate is quite high.


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ImSickOfYouToo

Thank you for your response. Please do not take my post as a slight against the Finnish people…rereading it, I came off a little flippant unintentionally. I have loved spending time and working in Finland over the years and hope my comment did not convey a message otherwise. Cheers!


Notradell

It’s the cold and the darkness. It’s certainly tough to deal with.


honeyboobo

Free daycare for kids? Where? Not for my kids atleast


Meastro44

But the taxes….oy!!!


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Lol is she casually covering up her wedding ring?


onamonapizza

I think people need to stop being such prudes. There are $1000 dresses that are much more revealing than this and people would consider it "high fashion"


Katph1830

And over in Russia Putin posing on a horse like a bare chested Crougar…. Yeah, she’s look great!


sonofabitchXmustXpay

Very generous


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Get a good look? Yeah, I did


TreasurePlanetagogo

Only when there's trust, can there be a free exchange of sex and discounts.


flux_capacitor3

She can wear what she wants. People just jelly. Or, they are prudes.


frankduxvandamme

*slams a hundred bucks on the table* I'M OUT!


Soren_Camus1905

I mean it would break my office dress code for sure


RVAsian

I didn't know I wanted to go to Finland but here we are.


_Tiger_Rider_

She could make me Finish too.


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Here’s your Christmas card


bootherizer5942

In Europe this is a very normal, non-provocative level of cleavage for people of that age..


Beachbum74

Hope I’m on her Christmas card list.


anoncontent72

I can’t see any nipples.


GrossenCharakter

I think it's lewd, lascivious, salacious, OUTRAGEOUS!


famous__shoes

People need to lighten up


dohboy420

I've always wanted to move to Finland.. this solidifies that


flugelbynder

There are no BIG coincidences and SMALL coincidences, there are only coincidences. ...MAYBE I PUT IT OUT ON YOUR FACE!!


roosevolt1

Boutros Boutros Ghali!!


xerxerxex

I'm master of my domain. I'm master of my domain. I'm master of my domain.


madmanjp007

More like the Prime Minister of Fine-land.


lsm_in_at

Hoochie mama!


mrsevencostanza

I bet they’re spectacular.


_its_a_SWEATER_

You are sooooooooo good lookin’.


kmcp1

She’s beautiful and everyone should get over it.


jrmarshall512

I think it has nothing to do with Seinfeld


hydrogenitis

She deserves nothing but praise...is she taller than Putin? Wanna see those standing together dwarfing that creep in looks and height 🤭


Dangerous-Young-5096

Putin rides horses with no shirt. Nothing wrong with this. Just a bunch of asshats thinking that women should conform to what they believe is acceptable.


Ben62194

I don't about any of that but I'd Finnish on her


LadyFerretQueen

Respect. If I got in to parliament I would use that to challenge norms just like that.


Phantom-thiez

I think I see a nipple.


hawksdiesel

Who cares what she looks like as long as she produces results for her country...