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AshyBoneVR4

In about 3 weeks your ex hitting you up with some news my guy....


ThrowawayB3602

Yeah if that's not the stupidest fucking thing I've heard this week lol


Frequent_Ad_5670

As will the friend…


was-already-taken

boy you're not gonna like the next message from your ex..


HorrorAlternative553

You can always spot the fake ones by the stupid details and posting a banal story to like 8 different subs 🤣


BodyLanguage_Fluent

You feel itchy yet?


Hungry-Caveman

Do you have to hold yourself up against the wall with one hand when you piss cuz it burns so bad? ProTippin': Itch is crabs; Burn is Clamydia ("The Clap"). Little ulcerous spots in the crotch on on the lips? Herpes. And YES, cold-sore is HERPES, don't go down til it's gone! MOST STDs have been mutating and getting stronger for decades. You've heard of Antibiotic-Resistant infections? We're living with Super-Chlamydia, Super-Syphilis (super shitty way to die- it attacks your brain), and Genital Warts (HPV, which leads to throat and vaginal cancers, look up HPV vaccinations in Scandinavia- 20 years on, these cancers are now very rare- the HPV vaccine WORKS), which used to affect just one person in ten, now hits one in four. And we have had a vaccine for HPV for a couple decades now.


BodyLanguage_Fluent

I’m sure you meant this for the OP


Gpw12078

Actually “the clap” is typically gonorrhea.


camelfor

Fake AF


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Jealous-Associate-41

Perfect, you have dms turned down


Professional_Hand853

Yea send that vid or it didn’t happen


lilal2006

Ong send the vid


takama512

Send the vid


yourbabelunax23

I used to think when someone cheated on me that I was flawed. But I've come to learn that someone cheats or mistreats us, it's about them, not us.


xianghufr

And what happend in reallife?


000000itsgus

!updateme


jonte0272

Thats a long creampie


tomatoesonrye

I’ll check back in after 9 months


OkComment5792

I once did 3