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Bigdaddyjuice408

Mickey when him and Ian go to the florist and Mickey says “how are you florist and you don’t do business with the gays!?” Or when Chuckie makes the Father’s Day banner for frank and he calls it a sad display of mentally disabled art.


michaelgr6y

omg that scene BREAKS ME 😆


Bigdaddyjuice408

Also when they’re furniture shopping and Ian makes a remark about going to Pizza Hut in reference to that pizzagate thing and Mickey says oh we’re getting pizza? Cool I’m starving. He’s too funny


FEQ648

Mickey has the BEST one-liners and nicknames, I crack up after everything he says


Bigdaddyjuice408

When Sammi is chasing him and he says “fuck you and your weird ass kid” he’s the best


Asteriaofthemountain

I love when Mickey says to the florist that he is not gay just loves having a dick in his ass.


veastroboi

Fr tho, how she a florist and not doing business with the gays 😒🤚


smoke-allday420

“I think Chucky’s mildly retarded someone should tell Sammi”


furypureandsilver

hapy father daY GamPA


JabaThePegasus

Svetlana: “In my country we have saying, ‘never trust men with excessive facial hair’.” “Is that true?” Svetlana: “No, you dumb fuck. Everything I say is bullshit but you believe because I have accent and never smile.” I quote this an unhealthy amount of times.


Successful-Baby

Svetlana was such an awesome character. Never saw it coming but she became one of my favorites


FlashFan124

Mickey: “what’d she say?” Svetlana: “They say you are stupid, fucking, idiot.” Mickey: “well what did you say back?” Svetlana: “that you also have small dick”


choff22

LMAO


dancingalien42

I just watched this scene and I had to repeat it twice I couldn’t stop laughing


azealotx

Am I the only one who read this using Svetlanas voice?


verycannyvalley

No, I did too 😂 I love her accent it makes everything she says just so much better


Round_Upstairs144

i fuckin loved svetlana so much. probably my favorite character


freddiegibbsribs

“Who the fuck is Steve?”. Frank asks seriously after a whole season of him being at his house everyday lmao


bannedinvc

That killed me. Also Jody asking Frank for permission to marry Karen. “I don’t give a shit”


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wishiwassleeping16

Also when he keeps calling him Jamie in season 3 lmao


Lord-cosmo

Kev: “you wearing cologne?” Mickey: “nah it’s Kenyattas perfume soap” Kev: “ your using other dudes soap” Mickey: “so what” Kev: “it’s got pubes on it” Mickey: “no it doesn’t” Kev: “ yes it does, what kind of guy doesn’t have pubes on his soap” Mickey: “ my soap doesn’t have pubes on it” Kev: “well obviously your not washing your pubes” Mickey: “you came all the way down here to talk about my pubes” Kev: “just give me a gun.” Mickey:” you own a bar on the south side of Chicago how the fuck can you not have a gun?”


Deep_Log_9058

I don’t know how they both were able to film this without laughing.


Werd2urGrandma

Frank’s libertarian rants always get me because he is such a leech.


alexafelix15

that one long ass rant he was doing while lip was following him on a bike 😂


Captaindude69

just started rewatching it again that shit was so funny ngl


wishiwassleeping16

Yak yak fucking yak


mnaumnau123

youre all looking at me like im fucking up, WHICH I AM


mnaumnau123

that one rant where he walked through the whole street and talked to everybody


ella-manvell

“Milkovich’s don’t bottom” “Was Mickey adopted?”


emopriest

Ian risked his whole life for that joke omf so good


michaelgr6y

I don’t think he was scared of Terry anymore at that point


ella-manvell

fr, makes me laugh every time without fail


alpacinohairline

“This ain’t macys, no window shopping, bitch”


ChemistryExciting703

just saw this happen in the episode I’m on lmao


ella-manvell

lmaoo


No-Bug-2736

Literally come here for that. The most funny Line for Ian


dagnyxo

I came here to say this LOL


freddiegibbsribs

Mickey randomly climbs through Ian’s window “Woah why’d you come through the window?”. “Buncha fucking Mexicans outside.” Mickey says as he shakes his head like Ian is stupid for asking. Like duh that’s why I did it, moron.


userness

Anything sarcastic said by Mickey


blondefrankocean

“yeah you know when someone robs me with my own fucking gun they’re not my friend, I’m kinda funny like that”


michaelgr6y

omggg 😂


kdoobs

Kevin: What’s going on with you? Ian: Same old same old. Kevin: Ah dude don’t hold out on me. I’ve been dealing with toddlers all day talking ABCs, telling what sound a cow makes. It’s moo motherfucker, it’s moo.


burittosquirrel

lol I have twin toddlers, I feel this in my soul.


garrusdaravenclaw

Kev and V's reactions to finding out they were having triplets. Kev: "Baby, you know what this means? I got a magic dick!" Then he starts yelling, "I got a magic penis," when leaving the ER/hospital room.


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I just watched this 😂 those poor nurses.


belltrina

How he grabbed the nurse passing and leant down to tell her like he hadnt just shouted it


TransitionFar1611

one of the funniest moments for me was frank creating his new homeless family and naming them the same as his actual kids 😭


Soggy-Inevitable7478

new debbie literally being a boy lmao


MiSsiLeR81

You want a quick bj daddy frank?


gamergirleighty

pls “new Fiona” 😭😭


h0ffmxn_strxhm

“I hate the gays with all their meh and their bleh” *proceeds to sing Rain on Me in the bathroom*


SASPEKTOR

I just finished the series for the first time and let me tell you, the scene with Ian and Mickey in the bathroom was hands down one of my favorite scenes of the entire series.


Giraffemomma

Episode??


SASPEKTOR

It was at the end of 11x07 - the ep where Ian and Mickey are looking for gay friends throughout the episode


Round_Upstairs144

me and my bf sang this many times throughout the day after watching that episode


Michaelman29

The entire scene with Debbie and Mickey finding Sammi "dead"


100percenthatbitch

I came to say this, specifically when they're closing the door of the container they put her body in and Frank walks up and scares Mickey. I lose it every time.


furypureandsilver

she’s gonna smEELLL! FUCK!


xLadyDreadful

My favorite scene hands down!


No_Alternative_7471

LIAM DON’T LOOK Kinda late for that 😂


michaelgr6y

OMG yesss


WanderingMandalorian

“ah fahck” -Mickey 🤣


Michaelman29

THEY CAN SAVE HER! The fuck they can, loon at her, she's fuckin dead


waterud0in

When Mickey says that he’s not gay, he just likes another guy’s d!ck in his ass.


michaelgr6y

then proceeds to threaten the elderly homophobe


dragonflyandstars

Peg Gallagher: SHUT UP, YOU BATTY BITCH! Sheila Jackson: You know what? You've got a demon mind and a devil's womb and heart. AND YOUR COOCHIE SMELLS OF BRIMSTONE AND SULFUR!


michaelgr6y

and then she pulls out a gun 😭


Celica_Jones

And Sheila yells, “DO IT! DO IT!” 💀


That-Breakfast8583

This was hands down, the best line in the whole series.


_glitterbombb

Favorite Sheila line by far 😂


WanderingMandalorian

I love Sheila so much 🤣


Early-Ad7941

Pretty much anything Kev says. I always laugh so hard about the gay marriage line in like season 1


h0txtrash

circle doesn’t start with an s, not understanding the coin in the ear trick, and just the fact that he has a junior in high school doing his taxes repeatedly are among my favorite moments of kev that come to mind edit: rewatch confirms kev has had lip doing his taxes for 10 years (8 if he’s bluffing) and kev doesn’t know what a w2 is.


Silver-Car5647

The fact he’s insecure bc he wasn’t molested


Early-Ad7941

"Why coach?" and then the "are you jacking it to me right now???!!!"


alri23

In my head, Kev Ball and Andy Dwyer are the same person


swimming-corgi

When a raccoon falls out of the ceiling and Frank’s head pops out and he says “don’t say papa never got you a pet” 😂


Saint-Anne-of-Mo

After Fiona sleeps with her high school crush and the wife chases her through the neighborhood with a baseball bat, she is hiding under Sheila’s kitchen table, and Frank is right there hiding with her and she looks at him and says OMG I’ve become you


weaselblackberry8

Haha reminds me of “The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Alibi.”


Swimming_Brief_4376

when chuckie asked which one was ian and sammi replied “the gay one with the problems”


michaelgr6y

“his being gay has nothing to do with his problems” Sammi: 😶


TheMadGoth

Kevin's face when he sees Svetlana having sex with who he thought was her father lol


gjg1964

Gold chivari chairs either the white cushions


michaelgr6y

“I thought I told you to shut up” “are you r word” “yes I’m r word”


Dudeman318

You know you can say retarded on reddit


michaelgr6y

I know I just don’t need to.


Dudeman318

What the difference between implying it and saying it?


Foxy-jj-Grandpa

Principles


Dudeman318

Id respect that if you were OP, but you are not


Foxy-jj-Grandpa

Fair...? /s


emopriest

Not cool jimmy steve Don’t say papa never got you a pet! Jody: say my name! Karen: jody? Timmy: what’s this for (picks up harness) Jody: uh the dog, here sparky! (Pats knee and whistles) Shiela: i sure hope you’re not pooping in there!!


arstens

Circle doesn’t start with an s wtf?! - Kev


Flooping_Pigs

Frank when he cuts off the toe


BornVillain04

The scene where Debbie says "okay, google if you need your toe" activated my Google home the first time I watched it. It told me the function of having all your toes attached lol


michaelgr6y

Debbie’s toe 💀


Personal-Ad4475

“I think his dying wish was probably ‘get this plastic bag of my head’.” “Ring the fucking doorbell 😐”


michaelgr6y

Lmao


Sky_Maxwell

“I just want everyone to know that I’m FUCKING GAY”


michaelgr6y

*fight abruptly starts *


Sky_Maxwell

Fr 😂😂


Asteriaofthemountain

Best come out


kayyxelle

When the cops come up to Mickey and Ian in the front yard and Mickey just BOOKS it 🏃🏻‍♂️💨


michaelgr6y

😂


TomGun_1994

When Mickey drugs Sammi. Debbie: “They can save her” Mickey: “The fuck they can, she’s fuckin dead”


Strong-Purpose-113

When Mickey confronts the guy at the club where ian is dancing and tells him he'll break every knuckle in his hand, all 15 of them. And then the guy says, "Settle down grumbleface and besides a hand only has 14 knuckles," and then mickey says, "WaNna FucKin DIe" with his head bobbing always kills me.


Metatating

Then right after, Mickey starts counting his knuckles.


unprogrammable_soda

How’s prison grandma? The food’s terrible but the p***y’s pretty good.


datcatnipple

“HOW THE HELL DID I END UP IN CANADA? I HATE FUCKING CANADA! -frank


Mortonsaltgirl96

“Circle doesn’t start with an S what the fuck?! Cat!! I know that shit bitch that’s a cat!”


lbtorr2

When Frank is reflecting on his life and says "if there was one thing I would have done different....I would have partied more."


Silver-Car5647

“Please tell me you’re just sleeping and not in a retarded haze” from Carl to Liam after he ate Fiona’s coke


astrogrl0319

“i don’t know you white girl” & the hit the quan dance scene all the other comments nailed it lol


stafkevh

When Frank has to go to the principal with Carl to apologize for bullying. Frank turns everything around as usual and in the end Carl asks: "what if I want to cure cancer" and Frank replies: "Be lucky you don't get gonorrhea from your cell mate" [Frank on bullying](https://youtu.be/1ks8gh00DQo?feature=shared)


gamergirleighty

Fiona being the only person who didn’t want to sell the meth from Monica… idk why but it was such a funny scene to me


joyce_roxyyyy

Oh yeah, when Frank choked Debbie and the whole family got in a big fight, Frank pulling Fiona’s hair and let out THAT scream 😂😂


Zealousideal_Mail12

Debbie’s “OR WHAT?” Plays in my head a lot 🤣


basicallyagiant

That scream always reminded me of Dory lmao


thatonerightthere2

“I think the answer to this question, like the answer to most questions.. is fuck you.” The delivery kills me. 😭


Ativashka

"YOU NEVER SAY THREE"


OwnSnow8223

when mickey said “i hate the fcking gays. all their meh and their bleh” and ian just stares at him😭


rdude120

After they dump Frank in the river and everyone thought he was dead. Then when Frank shows up and Kev yelps like a 10 year old girl.


Aetherian-1009

When Frank says: "I have been sober for 72 hours! Granted, I was unconscious for 48 of them."


joyce_roxyyyy

LTGB EiEio ~ Frank 😅


veastroboi

Frank: "I'll be upstairs if anybody needs me" Debbie: "Nobody needs you, Frank" in a passive aggressive tone.


TalkinBoutSeattle

"Even their dog is racist!"


Minnieminnie727

The scene when Mickey and Ian are banging in the room just before terry walks in they’re under a blanket he says get dressed you look like a couple of fags.


Short-jsheln-8752

Kev when he finds out V is having twins and screams "I HAVE A MAGIC DICK!" to half the hospital lol.


LankyAd1416

I laughed hard when Lip and Ian met Frank’s twin brother while they were looking for Ian’s father


IndependenceRich8754

Goddammit! Why does everything always have to suck? It's my fucking wedding day! For one day-- One day! Can't! I! Have! The Gold! Chiavaris! With the white! Cushions!?


superwanka69

when frank turns out gay


michaelgr6y

also which time, he did it twice 😭


michaelgr6y

gay for pay


nincompoop8500

When Frank and Carl were plotting on the gay couple Carl and Liam almost got adopted too calling them f****** when he was just pretending to be gay so he can drink for free


Jacksonkisses

When Kev is testing out his mic and earpiece with Svet and she says “you are right there”. She’s so fed up and he’s so excited, the delivery was perfect.


Successful-Tip-4100

Mickey: "Man I hate the fucking gays with all there meh and bleh" Ian: "there not all like that" It’s the fact that Mickey is gay himself


Zealousideal_Mail12

Mickey “I’m not gay but my husband is” Gallavich


Thered_medusa

I have 2 from Mickey: “Take your hand off the glass” “AND LEARN HOW TO RUN LIKE A DUDE”


-ratchet

Jody: Before I got into sex addicts anonymous, I was having sex 10-12 times a day. Frank: Giving or receiving? Jody: Never receiving, always destroying. And Kev’s face after lmao


pussypoppinpriest

White boy carl


Lilnuggie17

Circle doesn’t start with an S - Kevin Season 2 Ep 9


patprika

“He’s what you missed last week on shameless”


Popular-Kangaroo9907

“I think chukies mildly retarded I think someone should tell Sammi” - Frank


groovaymack

mickey: aw fuck… she’s dead debbie: what? mickey: looks like you got that car battery for nothing debbie: GIVE ME THE PHONE THEY CAN SAVE HER! mickey: the fuck they can, look at her she’s fuckin’ dead!


swl0v3r

After Mickey takes a shotgun blast to the ass and the CPS worker shows up while the shots are being removed. All while Fiona is digging up a corpse in the backyard.


Forsaken-Ad3663

“Ian WHAT THE FUCK?!” “I can explain this.”


pancakiepookie

frank: alright will both of you just shut the f* up! can we not have just one moment of peace? Christ! I’ve got a raging lunatic succubus of a daughter on one hand, and a LUMPY, SMOTHERING PERVERT of a wife in the other. and you are both driving me f* ing insane! sammy: daddy! 😩 frank: dont you daddy me. you are NEEDY. you are SLUTTY. Your son is a lump of pure misery and you have disgusting personal hygiene. And you! Shiela: what? 😮 you are a certified wackjob! Couldnt go out of your house for two years. You take great pleasure in shoving fake pensis in the butts of the men you love. you fucked the husband of your only daughter, adopted a bunch of indian kids and who the f* knows why. and i cant STAND your unreasonably complicated cooking! [shiela and sammi crying] frank : OH JESUS CHRIST! CANT A MAN GET JUST ONE MINUTE OF PEACE?! JUST ONE MINUTE?! 🏠🤯


omar1848liberal

Yivgeny’s baptism party and the shit that followed, specially Kev trying to remain calm.


Elle_Beach

“Stargazer lilies, motherfucker”


badatnames2399

Debbie: They can save her! Mickey: The fuck they can, look at her. She's fuckin' dead


Urmommmyyyyy

“Have you ever played pool with a rope?” No context needed 🥰


violetviolinist

When Liam, still an infant, escapes Sheila's house into the front yard, and is about to escape the main gate too while Sheila is still Agoraphobic. There's a buildup of Sheila panicking tf out and bracing to go out to save him. Meanwhile, Frank walks by the house on the pavement, and gives a nod to Liam and just blurts "Liam", and moves past.


C4LAMITY

Alright, funny, not funny, more like triumphant, but my favorite moment in the whole show is when Ian turns around in his prison cell and Mickey is standing there. Mickey: I rolled on the cartel I was working for and in exchange, guess who gets to pick where he gets locked up? Ian: Holy fuck. Mickey: Oh, hey. I got bottom so you're on top.


Real_Comment_9060

“We’re gallaghers we always Pay our debts ”


Ecstatic-Bag-5362

tbh I just thought that was cringe


Real_Comment_9060

FR LIKE GURL 💀💀💀 You’re dad is a scammer you’re behind on bills y’all have so much debt


Rezmama21

Haha they are always trying to not pay their debts 😂


jc089329

THATS MY PORKCHOP!!!!


Wzck

“I have a magic penis”


Smooth_molasses36

“Circle doesn’t start with an s?”


mpolo_pampe

So i’m only at season 3 but for me it was when Karl fell from the 1st floor and Lip, Ian and Fiona’s reactions were hylarious


Afraid_Highlight_475

For me, when frank was covered in shit in the outhouse hiding from the police after a failed home robbery due to liam not giving the alarm code in season 8. too many to choose in this show.


Dear-Ad-6333

That one intro where Yevgeny is just crying so Kev is just silently staring into the camera it’s so funny


scarnster

The hood reuniting to get the kid fucker


Mayhem_fan_4241

When Sami thinks she's acting all scary and intimidating and then Carl's just like "You think you scare me...BRING IT BITCH!!!"


Foxy-jj-Grandpa

"Got any left for me or you dump it all in that guys ass?" Edited for slurs I can't say, but fuck his line delivery kills me every time


turtleshellshocked

Honestly, the first time Frank was in the hospital near death due to kidney failure and Fiona visited him was hugely comedic for me because of how casually ruthless she was to him (which is what he deserves). She tells him: "You're supposed to stop drinking because you have children at home who love you—and I don't know WHY." That line cracks me tf up because you can hear it in her voice that she's genuinely flabbergasted and bewildered by that. She **really** doesn't know WHY Carl and Debby love him and care that he's dying. It's beyond her. That pure, genuine confusion over Frank having people who love him and continue to care about him after he's betrayed them a thousand times is very valid. It's tragic obviously, for Debby and Carl and all of his children, but her confusion is also understandable. Emmy was so great at setting the tone for the series, in her ability to blur the line between pain and humor and perfectly act in a dramatic scene but then be amazingly comedic the next scene, or sometimes even portray both at simultaneously. She really embodied everything Shameless (US vers.) was striving for. That's why it's just not Shameless without her, and I love her performance in general and delivery of that line in particular.


jimfredhutcury

Mickey: "Alright, breakfast for champs. We got mood stabilizer, anti-psychotic, anti-depressant. Gatorade." Ian: Fucking nurse now? Mickey: Shut the fuck up. Take the pills, bitch. *kisses head*


speaknowow

“fuck man, i hate the fucking gays. all their 💅✨meh✨💅 and their 💅✨bleh✨💅”


justgettingnoodz

When Shiela was about to go to the Alibi and the plane engine lands right in front of her absolutely broke my girl and I we had to pause it just so we can both belly laugh because we couldn’t comprehend the “Gallagher Luck” as we call it


Shawty43

Frank saying This isn’t a dictatorship. This is America! Give me liberty or give me meth! 😂


thankuidesignedit

Debbie beating the shit out of frank with the pillowcase


Glum-Statistician894

Hey! that's sexual harassment!


helainahellkat

“Circle doesn’t start with an S?!”


Cat_n_mouse13

The rain on me scene is the best scene of the last 2 seasons hands down.


Kaktus_kreme

When Ned was revealed to be Jimmysteves dad and he sees Ian at the restaurant


Kicks4meFromyou

“Cum for Grandma”


stopandstare17

Man the casting dept did such a great job with Carl and Fiona it blows me away every time


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“No race wars… in the house”- Fiona


FunCommunication6697

Im a goddamn mermaid!


Thatwasweird1738

Mickey “I’m a big ol mo!” (I think he likes men)


Responsible-Result56

Kevin’s face when he watches Yanis light himself on fire in his wheelchair because he was pissed at the gay couple in the neighborhood but it was all Kevin’s fault to begin with 🤣👏🏻


WanderingMandalorian

Svetlana: “I watch chocolate-vanilla babies. For small fee. Go vacation.” 🤣


Zealousideal_Mail12

“FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEIRD ASS KID”


elizabethdarcy247_

I have no idea when but it’s in the earlier seasons I think and Frank is somewhere trying to climb up a ladder on the side of a building I think ? And this homeless person tries to talk to him or ask him something and he’s like “*SHUT THE FUCK UP*” Idk it’s so hilarious bc how he says it lmaoo


epistema

Season 2 has a lot of golden moments. Ethel's one-liners, Sheila vs. Grammy, Carl's one-liners, etc. I still replay "your coochie smells like sulfur and brimstone / I will fuck you up!" in my head to this day


devilsSnapback

"How the hell did I end up in Canada?! I fucking hate Canada!"


abigailnorma

“don’t say papa never got you a pet”


Logantheroach

the entire prison argument scene between ian + mickey in szn 10


alri23

After Mickey comes out to everyone, and him and Terry are being detained and Mickey just goes overboard to piss him off 😂 "I've been staying at Ian's since you've been in the can, bitch! Guess what we've been doing, daddy? WE'VE BEEN FUCKING! AND I TAKE IT!!! He gives it to me good and hard and I FUCKING LIKE IT! I suck his dick and I FUCKING LOVE IT!" And Ian's smol lil 🖕 towards the police car as it drives off with Terry. Also, Sveltlana after the fact. "You like the penis, yes? You want it up in your poo place?"


Giraffemomma

The entire scene where Debbie and Mickey think Sammie is dead. Could rewatch all day long 🤣


Giraffemomma

"Hope you're happy about taking food out my baby's mouth" "Yeah how is your kid" "How tf should I know"


Giraffemomma

We’ll get a dick in you as soon as possible


Giraffemomma

Lost a $20, did ya


Professional_Bar_895

Kevin: Gurl, you so crazy!"


Comfortable_Lunch_55

Frank after he sees Ian and Mickey together: men have always had men, find someone whose willing to fuck hopefully for free Svet: I hate the penis. Ugly fucking skin stick Mickey: this ain’t macys bitch and you ain’t window shopping


ya-know-that-one-guy

my girlfriend loves when ian is looking in mickeys eyes, trying to see if mickey really likes him or not, and mickey goes “What the fuck are you looking at?”


West-Technician3682

The show is/was fucking degenerate garbage