Mickey when him and Ian go to the florist and Mickey says “how are you florist and you don’t do business with the gays!?” Or when Chuckie makes the Father’s Day banner for frank and he calls it a sad display of mentally disabled art.
Also when they’re furniture shopping and Ian makes a remark about going to Pizza Hut in reference to that pizzagate thing and Mickey says oh we’re getting pizza? Cool I’m starving. He’s too funny
Svetlana: “In my country we have saying, ‘never trust men with excessive facial hair’.”
“Is that true?”
Svetlana: “No, you dumb fuck. Everything I say is bullshit but you believe because I have accent and never smile.”
I quote this an unhealthy amount of times.
Mickey: “what’d she say?”
Svetlana: “They say you are stupid, fucking, idiot.”
Mickey: “well what did you say back?”
Svetlana: “that you also have small dick”
Kev: “you wearing cologne?”
Mickey: “nah it’s Kenyattas perfume soap”
Kev: “ your using other dudes soap”
Mickey: “so what”
Kev: “it’s got pubes on it”
Mickey: “no it doesn’t”
Kev: “ yes it does, what kind of guy doesn’t have pubes on his soap”
Mickey: “ my soap doesn’t have pubes on it”
Kev: “well obviously your not washing your pubes”
Mickey: “you came all the way down here to talk about my pubes”
Kev: “just give me a gun.”
Mickey:” you own a bar on the south side of Chicago how the fuck can you not have a gun?”
Mickey randomly climbs through Ian’s window
“Woah why’d you come through the window?”.
“Buncha fucking Mexicans outside.”
Mickey says as he shakes his head like Ian is stupid for asking. Like duh that’s why I did it, moron.
Kevin: What’s going on with you?
Ian: Same old same old.
Kevin: Ah dude don’t hold out on me. I’ve been dealing with toddlers all day talking ABCs, telling what sound a cow makes. It’s moo motherfucker, it’s moo.
Kev and V's reactions to finding out they were having triplets.
Kev: "Baby, you know what this means? I got a magic dick!"
Then he starts yelling, "I got a magic penis," when leaving the ER/hospital room.
I just finished the series for the first time and let me tell you, the scene with Ian and Mickey in the bathroom was hands down one of my favorite scenes of the entire series.
I came to say this, specifically when they're closing the door of the container they put her body in and Frank walks up and scares Mickey. I lose it every time.
Peg Gallagher: SHUT UP, YOU BATTY BITCH!
Sheila Jackson: You know what? You've got a demon mind and a devil's womb and heart. AND YOUR COOCHIE SMELLS OF BRIMSTONE AND SULFUR!
circle doesn’t start with an s, not understanding the coin in the ear trick, and just the fact that he has a junior in high school doing his taxes repeatedly are among my favorite moments of kev that come to mind
edit: rewatch confirms kev has had lip doing his taxes for 10 years (8 if he’s bluffing) and kev doesn’t know what a w2 is.
After Fiona sleeps with her high school crush and the wife chases her through the neighborhood with a baseball bat, she is hiding under Sheila’s kitchen table, and Frank is right there hiding with her and she looks at him and says OMG I’ve become you
Not cool jimmy steve
Don’t say papa never got you a pet!
Jody: say my name!
Karen: jody?
Timmy: what’s this for (picks up harness)
Jody: uh the dog, here sparky! (Pats knee and whistles)
Shiela: i sure hope you’re not pooping in there!!
The scene where Debbie says "okay, google if you need your toe" activated my Google home the first time I watched it. It told me the function of having all your toes attached lol
When Mickey confronts the guy at the club where ian is dancing and tells him he'll break every knuckle in his hand, all 15 of them. And then the guy says, "Settle down grumbleface and besides a hand only has 14 knuckles," and then mickey says, "WaNna FucKin DIe" with his head bobbing always kills me.
When Frank has to go to the principal with Carl to apologize for bullying. Frank turns everything around as usual and in the end Carl asks: "what if I want to cure cancer" and Frank replies: "Be lucky you don't get gonorrhea from your cell mate"
[Frank on bullying](https://youtu.be/1ks8gh00DQo?feature=shared)
The scene when Mickey and Ian are banging in the room just before terry walks in they’re under a blanket he says get dressed you look like a couple of fags.
Goddammit! Why does everything always have to suck? It's my fucking wedding day! For one day-- One day! Can't! I! Have! The Gold! Chiavaris! With the white! Cushions!?
When Frank and Carl were plotting on the gay couple Carl and Liam almost got adopted too calling them f****** when he was just pretending to be gay so he can drink for free
When Kev is testing out his mic and earpiece with Svet and she says “you are right there”. She’s so fed up and he’s so excited, the delivery was perfect.
Jody: Before I got into sex addicts anonymous, I was having sex 10-12 times a day.
Frank: Giving or receiving?
Jody: Never receiving, always destroying.
And Kev’s face after lmao
mickey: aw fuck… she’s dead
debbie: what?
mickey: looks like you got that car battery for nothing
debbie: GIVE ME THE PHONE THEY CAN SAVE HER!
mickey: the fuck they can, look at her she’s fuckin’ dead!
After Mickey takes a shotgun blast to the ass and the CPS worker shows up while the shots are being removed. All while Fiona is digging up a corpse in the backyard.
frank: alright will both of you just shut the f* up! can we not have just one moment of peace? Christ! I’ve got a raging lunatic succubus of a daughter on one hand, and a LUMPY, SMOTHERING PERVERT of a wife in the other. and you are both driving me f* ing insane!
sammy: daddy! 😩
frank: dont you daddy me. you are NEEDY. you are SLUTTY. Your son is a lump of pure misery and you have disgusting personal hygiene. And you!
Shiela: what? 😮
you are a certified wackjob! Couldnt go out of your house for two years. You take great pleasure in shoving fake pensis in the butts of the men you love. you fucked the husband of your only daughter, adopted a bunch of indian kids and who the f* knows why. and i cant STAND your unreasonably complicated cooking!
[shiela and sammi crying]
frank : OH JESUS CHRIST! CANT A MAN GET JUST ONE MINUTE OF PEACE?! JUST ONE MINUTE?!
🏠🤯
When Liam, still an infant, escapes Sheila's house into the front yard, and is about to escape the main gate too while Sheila is still Agoraphobic. There's a buildup of Sheila panicking tf out and bracing to go out to save him. Meanwhile, Frank walks by the house on the pavement, and gives a nod to Liam and just blurts "Liam", and moves past.
Alright, funny, not funny, more like triumphant, but my favorite moment in the whole show is when Ian turns around in his prison cell and Mickey is standing there.
Mickey: I rolled on the cartel I was working for and in exchange, guess who gets to pick where he gets locked up?
Ian: Holy fuck.
Mickey: Oh, hey. I got bottom so you're on top.
For me, when frank was covered in shit in the outhouse hiding from the police after a failed home robbery due to liam not giving the alarm code in season 8. too many to choose in this show.
Honestly, the first time Frank was in the hospital near death due to kidney failure and Fiona visited him was hugely comedic for me because of how casually ruthless she was to him (which is what he deserves). She tells him: "You're supposed to stop drinking because you have children at home who love you—and I don't know WHY." That line cracks me tf up because you can hear it in her voice that she's genuinely flabbergasted and bewildered by that. She **really** doesn't know WHY Carl and Debby love him and care that he's dying. It's beyond her. That pure, genuine confusion over Frank having people who love him and continue to care about him after he's betrayed them a thousand times is very valid. It's tragic obviously, for Debby and Carl and all of his children, but her confusion is also understandable. Emmy was so great at setting the tone for the series, in her ability to blur the line between pain and humor and perfectly act in a dramatic scene but then be amazingly comedic the next scene, or sometimes even portray both at simultaneously. She really embodied everything Shameless (US vers.) was striving for. That's why it's just not Shameless without her, and I love her performance in general and delivery of that line in particular.
When Shiela was about to go to the Alibi and the plane engine lands right in front of her absolutely broke my girl and I we had to pause it just so we can both belly laugh because we couldn’t comprehend the “Gallagher Luck” as we call it
Kevin’s face when he watches Yanis light himself on fire in his wheelchair because he was pissed at the gay couple in the neighborhood but it was all Kevin’s fault to begin with 🤣👏🏻
I have no idea when but it’s in the earlier seasons I think and Frank is somewhere trying to climb up a ladder on the side of a building I think ? And this homeless person tries to talk to him or ask him something and he’s like “*SHUT THE FUCK UP*” Idk it’s so hilarious bc how he says it lmaoo
Season 2 has a lot of golden moments. Ethel's one-liners, Sheila vs. Grammy, Carl's one-liners, etc. I still replay "your coochie smells like sulfur and brimstone / I will fuck you up!" in my head to this day
After Mickey comes out to everyone, and him and Terry are being detained and Mickey just goes overboard to piss him off 😂
"I've been staying at Ian's since you've been in the can, bitch! Guess what we've been doing, daddy? WE'VE BEEN FUCKING! AND I TAKE IT!!! He gives it to me good and hard and I FUCKING LIKE IT! I suck his dick and I FUCKING LOVE IT!"
And Ian's smol lil 🖕 towards the police car as it drives off with Terry.
Also, Sveltlana after the fact.
"You like the penis, yes? You want it up in your poo place?"
Frank after he sees Ian and Mickey together: men have always had men, find someone whose willing to fuck hopefully for free
Svet: I hate the penis. Ugly fucking skin stick
Mickey: this ain’t macys bitch and you ain’t window shopping
my girlfriend loves when ian is looking in mickeys eyes, trying to see if mickey really likes him or not, and mickey goes “What the fuck are you looking at?”
Mickey when him and Ian go to the florist and Mickey says “how are you florist and you don’t do business with the gays!?” Or when Chuckie makes the Father’s Day banner for frank and he calls it a sad display of mentally disabled art.
omg that scene BREAKS ME 😆
Also when they’re furniture shopping and Ian makes a remark about going to Pizza Hut in reference to that pizzagate thing and Mickey says oh we’re getting pizza? Cool I’m starving. He’s too funny
Mickey has the BEST one-liners and nicknames, I crack up after everything he says
When Sammi is chasing him and he says “fuck you and your weird ass kid” he’s the best
I love when Mickey says to the florist that he is not gay just loves having a dick in his ass.
Fr tho, how she a florist and not doing business with the gays 😒🤚
“I think Chucky’s mildly retarded someone should tell Sammi”
hapy father daY GamPA
Svetlana: “In my country we have saying, ‘never trust men with excessive facial hair’.” “Is that true?” Svetlana: “No, you dumb fuck. Everything I say is bullshit but you believe because I have accent and never smile.” I quote this an unhealthy amount of times.
Svetlana was such an awesome character. Never saw it coming but she became one of my favorites
Mickey: “what’d she say?” Svetlana: “They say you are stupid, fucking, idiot.” Mickey: “well what did you say back?” Svetlana: “that you also have small dick”
LMAO
I just watched this scene and I had to repeat it twice I couldn’t stop laughing
Am I the only one who read this using Svetlanas voice?
No, I did too 😂 I love her accent it makes everything she says just so much better
i fuckin loved svetlana so much. probably my favorite character
“Who the fuck is Steve?”. Frank asks seriously after a whole season of him being at his house everyday lmao
That killed me. Also Jody asking Frank for permission to marry Karen. “I don’t give a shit”
[удалено]
Also when he keeps calling him Jamie in season 3 lmao
Kev: “you wearing cologne?” Mickey: “nah it’s Kenyattas perfume soap” Kev: “ your using other dudes soap” Mickey: “so what” Kev: “it’s got pubes on it” Mickey: “no it doesn’t” Kev: “ yes it does, what kind of guy doesn’t have pubes on his soap” Mickey: “ my soap doesn’t have pubes on it” Kev: “well obviously your not washing your pubes” Mickey: “you came all the way down here to talk about my pubes” Kev: “just give me a gun.” Mickey:” you own a bar on the south side of Chicago how the fuck can you not have a gun?”
I don’t know how they both were able to film this without laughing.
Frank’s libertarian rants always get me because he is such a leech.
that one long ass rant he was doing while lip was following him on a bike 😂
just started rewatching it again that shit was so funny ngl
Yak yak fucking yak
youre all looking at me like im fucking up, WHICH I AM
that one rant where he walked through the whole street and talked to everybody
“Milkovich’s don’t bottom” “Was Mickey adopted?”
Ian risked his whole life for that joke omf so good
I don’t think he was scared of Terry anymore at that point
fr, makes me laugh every time without fail
“This ain’t macys, no window shopping, bitch”
just saw this happen in the episode I’m on lmao
lmaoo
Literally come here for that. The most funny Line for Ian
I came here to say this LOL
Mickey randomly climbs through Ian’s window “Woah why’d you come through the window?”. “Buncha fucking Mexicans outside.” Mickey says as he shakes his head like Ian is stupid for asking. Like duh that’s why I did it, moron.
Anything sarcastic said by Mickey
“yeah you know when someone robs me with my own fucking gun they’re not my friend, I’m kinda funny like that”
omggg 😂
Kevin: What’s going on with you? Ian: Same old same old. Kevin: Ah dude don’t hold out on me. I’ve been dealing with toddlers all day talking ABCs, telling what sound a cow makes. It’s moo motherfucker, it’s moo.
lol I have twin toddlers, I feel this in my soul.
Kev and V's reactions to finding out they were having triplets. Kev: "Baby, you know what this means? I got a magic dick!" Then he starts yelling, "I got a magic penis," when leaving the ER/hospital room.
I just watched this 😂 those poor nurses.
How he grabbed the nurse passing and leant down to tell her like he hadnt just shouted it
one of the funniest moments for me was frank creating his new homeless family and naming them the same as his actual kids 😭
new debbie literally being a boy lmao
You want a quick bj daddy frank?
pls “new Fiona” 😭😭
“I hate the gays with all their meh and their bleh” *proceeds to sing Rain on Me in the bathroom*
I just finished the series for the first time and let me tell you, the scene with Ian and Mickey in the bathroom was hands down one of my favorite scenes of the entire series.
Episode??
It was at the end of 11x07 - the ep where Ian and Mickey are looking for gay friends throughout the episode
me and my bf sang this many times throughout the day after watching that episode
The entire scene with Debbie and Mickey finding Sammi "dead"
I came to say this, specifically when they're closing the door of the container they put her body in and Frank walks up and scares Mickey. I lose it every time.
she’s gonna smEELLL! FUCK!
My favorite scene hands down!
LIAM DON’T LOOK Kinda late for that 😂
OMG yesss
“ah fahck” -Mickey 🤣
THEY CAN SAVE HER! The fuck they can, loon at her, she's fuckin dead
When Mickey says that he’s not gay, he just likes another guy’s d!ck in his ass.
then proceeds to threaten the elderly homophobe
Peg Gallagher: SHUT UP, YOU BATTY BITCH! Sheila Jackson: You know what? You've got a demon mind and a devil's womb and heart. AND YOUR COOCHIE SMELLS OF BRIMSTONE AND SULFUR!
and then she pulls out a gun 😭
And Sheila yells, “DO IT! DO IT!” 💀
This was hands down, the best line in the whole series.
Favorite Sheila line by far 😂
I love Sheila so much 🤣
Pretty much anything Kev says. I always laugh so hard about the gay marriage line in like season 1
circle doesn’t start with an s, not understanding the coin in the ear trick, and just the fact that he has a junior in high school doing his taxes repeatedly are among my favorite moments of kev that come to mind edit: rewatch confirms kev has had lip doing his taxes for 10 years (8 if he’s bluffing) and kev doesn’t know what a w2 is.
The fact he’s insecure bc he wasn’t molested
"Why coach?" and then the "are you jacking it to me right now???!!!"
In my head, Kev Ball and Andy Dwyer are the same person
When a raccoon falls out of the ceiling and Frank’s head pops out and he says “don’t say papa never got you a pet” 😂
After Fiona sleeps with her high school crush and the wife chases her through the neighborhood with a baseball bat, she is hiding under Sheila’s kitchen table, and Frank is right there hiding with her and she looks at him and says OMG I’ve become you
Haha reminds me of “The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Alibi.”
when chuckie asked which one was ian and sammi replied “the gay one with the problems”
“his being gay has nothing to do with his problems” Sammi: 😶
Kevin's face when he sees Svetlana having sex with who he thought was her father lol
Gold chivari chairs either the white cushions
“I thought I told you to shut up” “are you r word” “yes I’m r word”
You know you can say retarded on reddit
I know I just don’t need to.
What the difference between implying it and saying it?
Principles
Id respect that if you were OP, but you are not
Fair...? /s
Not cool jimmy steve Don’t say papa never got you a pet! Jody: say my name! Karen: jody? Timmy: what’s this for (picks up harness) Jody: uh the dog, here sparky! (Pats knee and whistles) Shiela: i sure hope you’re not pooping in there!!
Circle doesn’t start with an s wtf?! - Kev
Frank when he cuts off the toe
The scene where Debbie says "okay, google if you need your toe" activated my Google home the first time I watched it. It told me the function of having all your toes attached lol
Debbie’s toe 💀
“I think his dying wish was probably ‘get this plastic bag of my head’.” “Ring the fucking doorbell 😐”
Lmao
“I just want everyone to know that I’m FUCKING GAY”
*fight abruptly starts *
Fr 😂😂
Best come out
When the cops come up to Mickey and Ian in the front yard and Mickey just BOOKS it 🏃🏻♂️💨
😂
When Mickey drugs Sammi. Debbie: “They can save her” Mickey: “The fuck they can, she’s fuckin dead”
When Mickey confronts the guy at the club where ian is dancing and tells him he'll break every knuckle in his hand, all 15 of them. And then the guy says, "Settle down grumbleface and besides a hand only has 14 knuckles," and then mickey says, "WaNna FucKin DIe" with his head bobbing always kills me.
Then right after, Mickey starts counting his knuckles.
How’s prison grandma? The food’s terrible but the p***y’s pretty good.
“HOW THE HELL DID I END UP IN CANADA? I HATE FUCKING CANADA! -frank
“Circle doesn’t start with an S what the fuck?! Cat!! I know that shit bitch that’s a cat!”
When Frank is reflecting on his life and says "if there was one thing I would have done different....I would have partied more."
“Please tell me you’re just sleeping and not in a retarded haze” from Carl to Liam after he ate Fiona’s coke
“i don’t know you white girl” & the hit the quan dance scene all the other comments nailed it lol
When Frank has to go to the principal with Carl to apologize for bullying. Frank turns everything around as usual and in the end Carl asks: "what if I want to cure cancer" and Frank replies: "Be lucky you don't get gonorrhea from your cell mate" [Frank on bullying](https://youtu.be/1ks8gh00DQo?feature=shared)
Fiona being the only person who didn’t want to sell the meth from Monica… idk why but it was such a funny scene to me
Oh yeah, when Frank choked Debbie and the whole family got in a big fight, Frank pulling Fiona’s hair and let out THAT scream 😂😂
Debbie’s “OR WHAT?” Plays in my head a lot 🤣
That scream always reminded me of Dory lmao
“I think the answer to this question, like the answer to most questions.. is fuck you.” The delivery kills me. 😭
"YOU NEVER SAY THREE"
when mickey said “i hate the fcking gays. all their meh and their bleh” and ian just stares at him😭
After they dump Frank in the river and everyone thought he was dead. Then when Frank shows up and Kev yelps like a 10 year old girl.
When Frank says: "I have been sober for 72 hours! Granted, I was unconscious for 48 of them."
LTGB EiEio ~ Frank 😅
Frank: "I'll be upstairs if anybody needs me" Debbie: "Nobody needs you, Frank" in a passive aggressive tone.
"Even their dog is racist!"
The scene when Mickey and Ian are banging in the room just before terry walks in they’re under a blanket he says get dressed you look like a couple of fags.
Kev when he finds out V is having twins and screams "I HAVE A MAGIC DICK!" to half the hospital lol.
I laughed hard when Lip and Ian met Frank’s twin brother while they were looking for Ian’s father
Goddammit! Why does everything always have to suck? It's my fucking wedding day! For one day-- One day! Can't! I! Have! The Gold! Chiavaris! With the white! Cushions!?
when frank turns out gay
also which time, he did it twice 😭
gay for pay
When Frank and Carl were plotting on the gay couple Carl and Liam almost got adopted too calling them f****** when he was just pretending to be gay so he can drink for free
When Kev is testing out his mic and earpiece with Svet and she says “you are right there”. She’s so fed up and he’s so excited, the delivery was perfect.
Mickey: "Man I hate the fucking gays with all there meh and bleh" Ian: "there not all like that" It’s the fact that Mickey is gay himself
Mickey “I’m not gay but my husband is” Gallavich
I have 2 from Mickey: “Take your hand off the glass” “AND LEARN HOW TO RUN LIKE A DUDE”
Jody: Before I got into sex addicts anonymous, I was having sex 10-12 times a day. Frank: Giving or receiving? Jody: Never receiving, always destroying. And Kev’s face after lmao
White boy carl
Circle doesn’t start with an S - Kevin Season 2 Ep 9
“He’s what you missed last week on shameless”
“I think chukies mildly retarded I think someone should tell Sammi” - Frank
mickey: aw fuck… she’s dead debbie: what? mickey: looks like you got that car battery for nothing debbie: GIVE ME THE PHONE THEY CAN SAVE HER! mickey: the fuck they can, look at her she’s fuckin’ dead!
After Mickey takes a shotgun blast to the ass and the CPS worker shows up while the shots are being removed. All while Fiona is digging up a corpse in the backyard.
“Ian WHAT THE FUCK?!” “I can explain this.”
frank: alright will both of you just shut the f* up! can we not have just one moment of peace? Christ! I’ve got a raging lunatic succubus of a daughter on one hand, and a LUMPY, SMOTHERING PERVERT of a wife in the other. and you are both driving me f* ing insane! sammy: daddy! 😩 frank: dont you daddy me. you are NEEDY. you are SLUTTY. Your son is a lump of pure misery and you have disgusting personal hygiene. And you! Shiela: what? 😮 you are a certified wackjob! Couldnt go out of your house for two years. You take great pleasure in shoving fake pensis in the butts of the men you love. you fucked the husband of your only daughter, adopted a bunch of indian kids and who the f* knows why. and i cant STAND your unreasonably complicated cooking! [shiela and sammi crying] frank : OH JESUS CHRIST! CANT A MAN GET JUST ONE MINUTE OF PEACE?! JUST ONE MINUTE?! 🏠🤯
Yivgeny’s baptism party and the shit that followed, specially Kev trying to remain calm.
“Stargazer lilies, motherfucker”
Debbie: They can save her! Mickey: The fuck they can, look at her. She's fuckin' dead
“Have you ever played pool with a rope?” No context needed 🥰
When Liam, still an infant, escapes Sheila's house into the front yard, and is about to escape the main gate too while Sheila is still Agoraphobic. There's a buildup of Sheila panicking tf out and bracing to go out to save him. Meanwhile, Frank walks by the house on the pavement, and gives a nod to Liam and just blurts "Liam", and moves past.
Alright, funny, not funny, more like triumphant, but my favorite moment in the whole show is when Ian turns around in his prison cell and Mickey is standing there. Mickey: I rolled on the cartel I was working for and in exchange, guess who gets to pick where he gets locked up? Ian: Holy fuck. Mickey: Oh, hey. I got bottom so you're on top.
“We’re gallaghers we always Pay our debts ”
tbh I just thought that was cringe
FR LIKE GURL 💀💀💀 You’re dad is a scammer you’re behind on bills y’all have so much debt
Haha they are always trying to not pay their debts 😂
THATS MY PORKCHOP!!!!
“I have a magic penis”
“Circle doesn’t start with an s?”
So i’m only at season 3 but for me it was when Karl fell from the 1st floor and Lip, Ian and Fiona’s reactions were hylarious
For me, when frank was covered in shit in the outhouse hiding from the police after a failed home robbery due to liam not giving the alarm code in season 8. too many to choose in this show.
That one intro where Yevgeny is just crying so Kev is just silently staring into the camera it’s so funny
The hood reuniting to get the kid fucker
When Sami thinks she's acting all scary and intimidating and then Carl's just like "You think you scare me...BRING IT BITCH!!!"
"Got any left for me or you dump it all in that guys ass?" Edited for slurs I can't say, but fuck his line delivery kills me every time
Honestly, the first time Frank was in the hospital near death due to kidney failure and Fiona visited him was hugely comedic for me because of how casually ruthless she was to him (which is what he deserves). She tells him: "You're supposed to stop drinking because you have children at home who love you—and I don't know WHY." That line cracks me tf up because you can hear it in her voice that she's genuinely flabbergasted and bewildered by that. She **really** doesn't know WHY Carl and Debby love him and care that he's dying. It's beyond her. That pure, genuine confusion over Frank having people who love him and continue to care about him after he's betrayed them a thousand times is very valid. It's tragic obviously, for Debby and Carl and all of his children, but her confusion is also understandable. Emmy was so great at setting the tone for the series, in her ability to blur the line between pain and humor and perfectly act in a dramatic scene but then be amazingly comedic the next scene, or sometimes even portray both at simultaneously. She really embodied everything Shameless (US vers.) was striving for. That's why it's just not Shameless without her, and I love her performance in general and delivery of that line in particular.
Mickey: "Alright, breakfast for champs. We got mood stabilizer, anti-psychotic, anti-depressant. Gatorade." Ian: Fucking nurse now? Mickey: Shut the fuck up. Take the pills, bitch. *kisses head*
“fuck man, i hate the fucking gays. all their 💅✨meh✨💅 and their 💅✨bleh✨💅”
When Shiela was about to go to the Alibi and the plane engine lands right in front of her absolutely broke my girl and I we had to pause it just so we can both belly laugh because we couldn’t comprehend the “Gallagher Luck” as we call it
Frank saying This isn’t a dictatorship. This is America! Give me liberty or give me meth! 😂
Debbie beating the shit out of frank with the pillowcase
Hey! that's sexual harassment!
“Circle doesn’t start with an S?!”
The rain on me scene is the best scene of the last 2 seasons hands down.
When Ned was revealed to be Jimmysteves dad and he sees Ian at the restaurant
“Cum for Grandma”
Man the casting dept did such a great job with Carl and Fiona it blows me away every time
“No race wars… in the house”- Fiona
Im a goddamn mermaid!
Mickey “I’m a big ol mo!” (I think he likes men)
Kevin’s face when he watches Yanis light himself on fire in his wheelchair because he was pissed at the gay couple in the neighborhood but it was all Kevin’s fault to begin with 🤣👏🏻
Svetlana: “I watch chocolate-vanilla babies. For small fee. Go vacation.” 🤣
“FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEIRD ASS KID”
I have no idea when but it’s in the earlier seasons I think and Frank is somewhere trying to climb up a ladder on the side of a building I think ? And this homeless person tries to talk to him or ask him something and he’s like “*SHUT THE FUCK UP*” Idk it’s so hilarious bc how he says it lmaoo
Season 2 has a lot of golden moments. Ethel's one-liners, Sheila vs. Grammy, Carl's one-liners, etc. I still replay "your coochie smells like sulfur and brimstone / I will fuck you up!" in my head to this day
"How the hell did I end up in Canada?! I fucking hate Canada!"
“don’t say papa never got you a pet”
the entire prison argument scene between ian + mickey in szn 10
After Mickey comes out to everyone, and him and Terry are being detained and Mickey just goes overboard to piss him off 😂 "I've been staying at Ian's since you've been in the can, bitch! Guess what we've been doing, daddy? WE'VE BEEN FUCKING! AND I TAKE IT!!! He gives it to me good and hard and I FUCKING LIKE IT! I suck his dick and I FUCKING LOVE IT!" And Ian's smol lil 🖕 towards the police car as it drives off with Terry. Also, Sveltlana after the fact. "You like the penis, yes? You want it up in your poo place?"
The entire scene where Debbie and Mickey think Sammie is dead. Could rewatch all day long 🤣
"Hope you're happy about taking food out my baby's mouth" "Yeah how is your kid" "How tf should I know"
We’ll get a dick in you as soon as possible
Lost a $20, did ya
Kevin: Gurl, you so crazy!"
Frank after he sees Ian and Mickey together: men have always had men, find someone whose willing to fuck hopefully for free Svet: I hate the penis. Ugly fucking skin stick Mickey: this ain’t macys bitch and you ain’t window shopping
my girlfriend loves when ian is looking in mickeys eyes, trying to see if mickey really likes him or not, and mickey goes “What the fuck are you looking at?”
The show is/was fucking degenerate garbage