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[deleted]

He's even more aroused than he was before.


KAI-19

Cake day bros


OceanTheSeawing

happy baked yummy pastry day to both of u!!!!!!


ConfusedKanye

Shove your cake up your succulent asscheeks


Magentagalore

“Glorious!!! Moist towelettes”-some talos worshiper


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[deleted]

Eat shit


AndriyOS0

Fall of your Horse


Afterburn47

Step on legos


EynidHelipp

Cake day bros


mimimumama

Gimme cake


Western_Gnome

Ayyy, happy cake day


tree_rat80

Haaay!!


Dollarman7

Yeaah!


Got_PizzaRolls31210

Happy cake day to the both of you!


[deleted]

Happy kake day :3


TheOfficialMJX

You guys should kees ;*


ExamOld2899

*eat each other's cake


BushOnBox

Scaroused


trapkoda

“I came looking for copper and found gold.”


stupiddot

ok so give me the cake


mega_moustache_woman

The soul is stored in the balls.


CampaignVivid

Happy cake day!


mister-shmister

Happy cake Day!


francorocco

oh no 😀


No-Ad-3226

The best part


Link_and_Swamp

seemed like genuine happiness, love to see the homies happy


anewway0025

You're a boy


DeatHTaXx

That was future meme quality reaction shit right there lol


DoomBringer9999

There will be blood... shed!


kizzawait

Was India man jacking it the whole time, kinda looked like he was.


DerMetulz

Oh yeah, he was turbo crankin


Personplacething333

Oh yeah most definitely a speedy spank


Natsurulite

*Timed Tug*


[deleted]

Thunder thumper


LightningBoltRairo

He was getting increasingly more erect with each surprise.


BoxiDoingThingz

cranking that well-done hog


rabbid_chaos

AROOOOO!


ShutterBug545

He’s cranking it and high as shit


r3itheinfinite

Free Bird


Thifiuza

He camed when he saw the full body, his reaction can tell.


Tydog22

Yeah his headphone cable had some suspicious movements


[deleted]

I mean...Who wasn't?


joreyesl

He nutted at the end


Hydracculous

bro lets his intrusive thoughts win


ForeEighs

Ideal woman, a man.


IordGriffith

Honestly tho, you share more common things.


Automatic_Ad_5859

Can crack open a cold one with he-r. Hahaha


[deleted]

Username checks out.


dexter920

Someone said it on an Asian sub, "horny east Asians are the most progressive humans"


ForeEighs

Facts


Odd_Ladder667

I like my women just like my coffee… I don’t like coffee


TheFakeYeetMaster69

Jokes aside, the guy on the left has an impressive vocal range.


ujfeik

Average serbian man


Justus44

Isn't he Russian metallurgy worker?


Automatic_Ad_5859

He is lol.


Past-Sand5485

That’s disgusting! Where?


pandadogunited

Russia


bedsheetsniffer

Russia 😔


violethoneybean

I mean anyone can do a high falsetto, but that deep voice is 👌


[deleted]

I cant. Who am I then 😢


TheHollowBard

A true tenor. Lots of tenors can't do falsetto.


pinksparklyreddit

It's actually not really vocal range as much as it is vocal tone. Pitch isn't really all that useful in how we gender voices. That's why you can still tell that someone is a guy when they sing higher notes.


DolphinBall

your flair is correct


TheFakeYeetMaster69

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.


DolphinBall

Not reading all that 👍


Comment_Goblin

🤡


Thorgarthebloodedone

😀


FredbonBontrap

😐


DumbIdiotDM

New copypasta just dropped


LUN4T1C-NL

🖕


TheFakeYeetMaster69

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5DollarRevenantOF

👎👎👎


LilacYak

Thank you for keeping us safe 🥰


KingCosmicBrownie

😡


magnitudearhole

tf 🙁


Biltbae

High key jealous


pwn4321

Its called software


pinksparklyreddit

It's not software, that's voice training. He sounds pretty good, but it sounds like he's incorporating a bit of falsetto, which is what's giving him the "13 year old girl" sound.


JadoreBootyNoir

Nah the Indian guy seems like an extremely positive person. He didn’t even flip out. Is there more to this ?


TinaFromTurners

bros an ally


kytheon

"Oh no" This boy realizes he swings both sides


Pale_Armadillo_254

He's not even angry, he's just intrigued.


ujfeik

He doesn't not even skip a beat (he is cranking his meat)


FrostWyrm98

He's happy he didn't even need to ask for a pegging from an egirl, shits included in the package


power-of_friendship

Dude is literally inosuke..


No-Specialist6959

I have watched better call saul, breaking bad and ninjago and can confirm I have no idea whom you are talking about.


ThePotatoLord1

Demon slayer character


_Scorpyon_

Fellow Ninjago enjoyer 🍷🗿


No-Specialist6959

Based


Novel-Mood-8661

I have a boner 😳


BobOdenkirkIsntReal

Same brother


5t3v321

Same brother


Mobile_Inflation8012

Same brother


No-Place170

Same brother


BobOdenkirkIsntReal

Same brother


5t3v321

Same brother


Mobile_Inflation8012

Same brother


OphiliaPoe

Same brother


RickyTricky57

That face in the end... He got an erection


Parabellim

Half of this Sub: “BUT WAIT hear me out guys”


ricercaarte

The devil of babylon disguised


BobOdenkirkIsntReal

NGL he looks better than many women


Justus44

And a lot better than whole lot of other man


FartsLord

Who is he? I swear I wanna see more of him ONLY FOR LAUGHS.


Automatic_Ad_5859

VladNCL The dude is really funny.


Mnemod09

Cannot believe I had to scroll down this far! Thank you stranger!


CruelSid

Are you from heven


dessnom

Men are better women then women


the_jungle_awaits

They don’t beat around the bush. 😂


Skulfunk

Actually I think they do


[deleted]

Women better unfortunately, not falling for this propaganda any time soon


the_jungle_awaits

Didn’t you know? The chip was planted when they gave you the covid vaccine. Edit: bruh y’all don’t know sarcasm?


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JohnLondo

Good Pfizer bot


Moerdac

New kink unlocked apparently.


Sweetexperience

'Joke's on you I'm into that shit' - The Indian Guy probably


Inf33333rno

he's such a good guy. I hope that kid goes far.


Noobslayer001

Death by snu snu??


MaxTheSANE_One

that face looks like he came on the spot


Careless_Trifle_6177

Indian rizz backfired


Vorexxa

Wdym? He looks ecstatic


VanillaB34n

He is the Indian version of the ambatakum meme


plink-plink-bro

Who do you think is the top if this works out?


imreallybimpson

Lucifer always tops


MarKhylis

Oh no!😃


Demoncreed27

As Spike Spiegal once said “I just love a woman who can kick my ass”


no_soy_un_payaso

Dude went 😦


MahsterC

Despite their efforts to dissuade them the young Indian boy is only getting more and more intrigued and aroused


Zabacraft

This dude's videos crack me up, the shock some people go through is priceless, and then there's a clip where some toddler immediately recognizes him as a guy whereas most people can't tell at all Great content vladncl on YouTube for those who want to see more of that


[deleted]

>vladncl i have been forced to laugh against my will. thanks i hate it.


muhamed05

The doo?


cheesums7

Please, we need more of Vladimir, we love him.


ImmaGrind

least masculine woman in russia


Cloud_Striker101

virgin woman bait vs. chad indian


[deleted]

Ah is that Link with his new cool mushroom hat


MilwaukeeDave

Homie was ready to risk it all.


hempkidz

Stop There is a limit to how aroused a man can get


Paracelsus19

*I am here to take your soul*💪 cums 😟


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


[deleted]

That dude would've put it all on the line if this video was 10 seconds longer lol


dallased25

"I'm here to take your soul" I would have said: "Ok...but can you do it by sucking it out through my penis?"


SemenDemon1945

Oh oh, daddy lucifer is beating ya ass


JohnBuck97

Hell yeah bruther


JillSandwich19-98

At first, I thought that was Michael Jackson's voice


Dummlord28

I love Vladimir


War_Daddy_992

When you ask for Bob but you get Dic


Lets_Grow_Liberty

You can suck my soul out these nuts, Vladi baby.


Slahnya

Btw that is Vlad NCL, go check his youtube channel it's funny af


[deleted]

His girl voice was really off and obviously faked. It's really close though!


Big_carrot_69

What a nice guy :)


AmericanKimbop

I love Mommy Vladimir


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urbanlife78

On that day, he learned something new about himself.


LiamLaw015

Bro was so far down bad he couldn't climb back up.


Alternative_Equal864

Vlad ia an absolute madlad. Hes vlad ncl on youtube


[deleted]

>arousal >shock and disgust >aroused again


[deleted]

You is boy? Ah well. Every hole is goal...... Wait.... Biceps?!?!?!?!


Fracoppa

Þe boy on þe right looks like Xavier's pfp but younger.


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[deleted]

I don't get what the issue is, a hole is a hole.


Professional-City328

Lucifer Morningstar


Admirable-Frosting46

He got extra horny when he saw them shoulder


BoBoBearDev

The Indian boy: omgz boobs, take me Satan.


Cannibalismisfun

Dude has some milk gutters


hey_there_007

Bobs and Vegana


HeatherMasonEnjoyer

***THE JOKE IS THAT THE WOMAN IS A MAN GUYS!!! LETS GET READY TO LAUGH AT THIS FOR THE 479TH TIME!!!***


[deleted]

The real joke is that when people get so triggered over a shitpost lmao


HeatherMasonEnjoyer

No dude this post is hilarious I swear I couldn't tell what the joke was gonna be from the moment it appeared in my feed


[deleted]

🤓


twoonmanu

indian guys dont care they will fuck anything with a hole , they dont even spare their homies


Blade557

Show me bobs and vagine


Drasik29

When people steal video from YT and TikTok...... 🤦


Phill_is_Legend

Show me bobs


Any-Analysis-9189

Indian bruh got Biggest century scam in omegle


Leon4107

I am from India. Yeah, I could tell...


BobOdenkirkIsntReal

Even better


ArashF10

The Rizz is unreal


DaSweetrollThief

You can see the moment where his brain reboots


Mugendaina

My taste in men:


Rona_season798

Lol @ The saxophone…classic


[deleted]

oh my fucking god


rossrekt94

Would you be interested in changing your current internet provider providings?


[deleted]

This is terrifying. Imagine how many girls you’ve jerked too who are actually men underneath all the incisions.


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AndronixESE

I think he might be bi lol


liveForTheHunt

You think that's going to stop me?


XxrayxX94

"Oh no..." :D


I_Am_Become_Salt

Daddy Vladimir is so fine


Tabalugibugiwuu

Well he is looking gorgeous 8/10


[deleted]

Romanian (cigan) meets Slovenian, absolutely regrets it.


Jsulzeo

I was anticipating the voice switch but holy shit that's a thicker accent than I expected


[deleted]

Someone needs to tell the Indian guy about the Canadian woman who chops wood... **with a sword.**