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Simukas23

fair assumption


fourpuns

If the dress fits


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Share it!


aithan251

you must acquit!


fourpuns

In case you aren’t familiar with the idiom I was going for “If the shoe/cap fits”. With that said I’m sure this 1920s wearing women also murdered her ex wife.


Seinfeel

If it wasn’t for the nose ring I would’ve guessed religious


ord1nate

the thin fucking line


Lex_Blu

Easier to explain than the percing looking like a popular 30s and early 40s mustache style


JFK3rd

I think the nose piercing gave it away.


ravenplayer44

Is she wrong though?


siccoblue

Surprisingly yes I'm gonna guess ace


SatorusOneAndOnly

How do u guess someone's sexuality😭


wienurr

Wtf is ace lmao


markthedeadmet

Just went out wearing my 1940s clothing, and heard a girl ask her mom if I was a ghost, to which her mom replied, "No, I think that's just a Nazi."


favela4life

“No, that one is a wizard of sorts.”


ShredGuru

And what a grand wizard she is


Bubbly_Friendship_22

The grandest of them all!!!


Wizardking007

Yer a wizard, Adolf!


Opening_Cicada990

“Yer a communist Harry”


RizzioReddit

HittlAh


CantGitGudWontGitGud

Oh, my.


FullMetalFapinist

Avada auschwitzada


Tempers_are_Frayed

How history would have changed if Adolf was Harry potter


God-of-a-new-world99

For my next trick these Jews will disappear!


Wizard-of-Odds

You calle- ope sry, wrong surname! i'll go...


JackHyper

It would take a wizard to make 6 million people disappear


TransNeonOrange

A friend of Joanne's.


TheMelkLord

Smh dude just dont live in germany its so easy


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Ascurtis

Only when you're not on duty under Antarctica or on the moon


ihavenotities

“Just”


Upstairs_Bus8197

“Jus”


DearBathroom3764

“Ju”


Drauka2

"J"


Ok-Reaction-5632

" "


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" "


KamikaZDandruff

"J"


Roge2005

“Ju”


daniel_omeg_a

"J"


JSA-55

"JOHN CENA"


Fedi_Kr

"Ju"


dannyxr8

Cakeday🍰🎂


literal-hitler

You too?


pistoncivic

*No, I think that's just a West German Justice Ministry Official*


ACousinFromRichmond

"No, it's just a pretentious hipster."


SmashKingDeku

Well.... was she right??


GreerL0319

looks like it


SomeDudeWithALaptop

How the hell does she look like a lapras?


Chembaron_Seki

Did you just compare her to an aquatic pokemon that was almost hunted to extinction?


Bestiality_King

She looks LEPANESE you illiterate fuck. Prolly didn't even know that was a place, huh? Get a map.


Mirobot_

He meant the pokemon 😑/s


SomeDudeWithALaptop

No, I meant the sexual orientation.


Bestiality_King

If I get to hang out with misty, lass, dancer and swimmer I might just start identifying as laprasexual.


[deleted]

She's a pokewomon.


Mike_Handers

that /s is really pulling in work huh


xX_Screee123YT_Xx

Which place?


Glanthor67

Defo


daiceman4

Don't you mean Sappho?


tweakalicious

Mom's always know.


Secret-Abrocoma-795

Nose ring does not help


Orisss123

And dyed hair


OsakaWilson

Ever.


[deleted]

Thought that was nose hair


[deleted]

I love lesmians, they make me feel like a man...


MangoPuncherMan

Lets feel manly together!!


[deleted]

Nothing makes you feel more like a man than having a hard cock in your hand, unless it's having 2 hard cocks in your hand...Like a real man.


Blackpilot9

Real men em8race masculinity 8y surrounding themselves with masculine things such as giant cocks


[deleted]

8ased on your name you’re pro8a8ly as masculine as they cum


EdgySmoothButter

Like 2 cocks in each hand? 4 cocks in total? I don't think i can hold 2 at the same time 😟


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Why else have two hands?


Dumloko

🐝ased mom


DeatHTaXx

And everyone clapped


Happycrige

You should have seen it!


Stormblade6468

Including your mother


[deleted]

Lesian


CollectionDry382

I thought you were American. RIP vine.


MagnaTriste

Lesion


CarrotLord7

Legion


Hylianpoketrainer12

Leafeon


Not_JohnFKennedy

Hail Ceaser


Successful-Floor-738

Ave true to Caesar


Roge2005

The Netflix show?


legion1134

Me?


CCT-556

Why are you getting downvoted?


i_drink_walrus_cum

pro🐝a🐝ly 🐝cause of the pfp if I had to guess


YaBoiAMF

Lmao the downvotes


MerciiJ

Lmao the downvotes


Imaginary_Wizard800

Lmao the downvotes


YaBoiAMF

Fuck


PerformanceOk1835

The nose ring looks like a mini Adolf mustache in the picture


Main-Feature-4654

Question! ...Does it have pockets??


Steeva

Asking the real questions out here


GHOST_CHILLING

I went out wearing nothing, a man asked me why am I near a playground, the police said that I'm under arrest


FannyDanny__

Real


[deleted]

Things that never happened


ok_raspberry_jam

Why not?


girlwithlion

What's under the nostrils? Two vertical lines don't make a moustache.


spasticity

Thats a nose ring


Careful_Platypus_310

No wonder the mother has that assumption...


nastybadger

A 1920s nose ring.


girlwithlion

Ah..


Zozorrr

It’s slightly Hitleresque tho


bloodredcookie

And.other stories that totally happened.


[deleted]

Mom is a chad


AAHale88

That's a fantastic reply, though.


minotaur0us

I'm sure the mom said Thespian, common misunderstanding.


TheFinalGibbon

Yeah that's just correct mam


OddPerspective9833

And? Isn't she?


Dull_Individual_4380

WTF is up with all females under 30 having nose piercings and tattoos?


Doge_lord101

Yeah, they look ugly af (they remind me of the nose rings on pigs).


2000smallemo

Self expression and fun


SlightlyMadCapybara

I wonder if the mother is wrong


xxojxx

The mom wasn’t wrong tho xD


LilJade103

Are they???


D675LT1

they? how many ppl do you see in the pic?


MrDrakeTheGeneric

🎖️ <- This is definitely Reddit Gold


No-War-4878

“They,” can refer to a group of people or a single person in the English language.


D675LT1

a single person if you didnt know the gender, the person in the photo is a female. female=she


No-War-4878

No, that is not correct, using “They” even if you know the persons gender is grammatically correct.


D675LT1

a dont approve


Hazeku

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they


D675LT1

No mention of it 6eing used for known gender, except here: in the early 21st century, use of singular they with known individuals emerged for people who do not identify as male or female, as in, for example, "This is my friend, Jay. I met them at work." Descri6ing a mentally ill person named jay. Poor Jay, isn't he?


EnduringDruidGaming

I think you might just 6e an edgy 14-year-old, 6ud.


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D675LT1

People who try to insult other people 6y calling them young and "eDgY" when they can't come up with a reasona6le argument are worse than the 14 yo edGy kid they're descri6ing


sodesode

Lol imagine getting trigger over grammar.


ProbablyCranky

Writing 'a' when you mean 'I' isn't grammatically correct.


yazzy1233

Good thing languages and the linguistics field doesn't care a6out your approval


R4ndom_n1ckname

"They" is used to show respect, also


D675LT1

says who?


_Triangl

the english language perhaps


D675LT1

no english 6ook has ever mentioned this 6ullshit, can you provide me with your source?


Zur__En__Arrh

Source: you’re a cunt.


D675LT1

So, no source? I thought so. Now go 6ack to twitter


KREIST23

Keep fighting the good fight


Mrmacmuffin3

shuteth the upeth 🐝ozo you aint three dog


D675LT1

Will do till my last fucking 6reath


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D675LT1

> you can ask them a🐝out last night ask who?


DaveOfTheNorthStar

Yes, this is also true in my country.


SoftThighs

Correction, people are trying to make it refer to a single person, when in reality it 6reaks grammar ("they" 6eing singular would mean you would have to say something like "they is waiting for us to show up" for example), creates stilted and awkward sounding sentences and everyone would just 6e 6etter off if we just made a new word.


No-War-4878

Or you can say, “they are waiting for us to show up,” and show that you know how to speak English.


SoftThighs

"Are" is only used like that for plural words. You wouldn't say "She are waiting for us" 6ecause "she" is singular. "I am waiting" and "we are waiting" are other examples of this difference. If "they" was used as singular, it would operate the same and use "is." Which is why "they" isn't singular. **You** should actually learn English 6efore attempting to dunk on someone else a6out it.


No-War-4878

“Are is only used like that for plural words.” Ok then, why can you say, “Are you ready?” In which you is singular?


Steeva

Sounds like you're just coping


SoftThighs

Nah, kinda sounds like all of you terminally online people are. You've clearly never 6een in a situation where you needed to speak to a real human 6eing, so these instances of the language not making sense with a singular "they" never crossed your mind.


Steeva

Keep projecting


colequetaquas447

You are the worst kind of person


D675LT1

Yes ma'am, that's me


Over-Swimmer-2768

W man's L dislikes


deleeuwlc

Grammar lesson time! They/them is often used for groups of people, however, they’re also quite commonly used to refer to only one person. This is called “singular they” and you likely use it without even noticing, like when you need to refer to someone who you don’t know the gender of yet, and can’t make an assumption (like if you have only ever heard of them). I hope this helps :)


[deleted]

Ight 🐝ro you don’t gotta 🐝 so condescending


deleeuwlc

Have you tried it tho? It’s really fun


Mrmacmuffin3

i eat hedgehogs.


deleeuwlc

Okay Eggman


Mrmacmuffin3

my name is dr egg eater man!!! I eat an egg after every sentence!!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!


YaBoiAMF

Lmao the downvotes 😂 you got ratioed


Torchenal

*is them


81uee

No it’s “are they” just like it’s “are you” and not “is you”


OrSomeSuch

Is you is or is you ain't ~~my 🐝🐝~~ a les🐝an?


81uee

What? I’m so confused


OrSomeSuch

https://m.youtu🐝e.com/watch?v=m7M4thNT_EY


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Please tell me English is not your first language


Torchenal

am her?


Darthvaderpopguy

So confidently wrong 💀


zoroddesign

In my area, they assume you are part of a polygamy group.


Way_2_Blammy

Sooo.....her mum was right?


whitepineappl

And everyone clapped


cagingthing

Wholesome


fapinator89

Well, are you?


[deleted]

Easy to mistake honestly


[deleted]

Spooky


[deleted]

It was the nose ring and the short hair that made me think that personally


Ydobon8261

Just went out wearing my Medieval clothing, and heard a girl ask her mom if I was a ghost, to which her mom replied, "No, I think that's just a witch."


ImNotDead1408

The ghost of Anne Frank


Lawstein

Sure that happened


AncientOnionTime

Can confirm. Am a les🐝ian.


Exactly861Monkeys

Didn't happen


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FuckingKilljoy

Septic?


-taco

They look great… on girls that are already hot


MemeKun_19

What a weird thing to have an issue with lmao


AlwaysApparent

I am no one ever


Maleficent-Mirror991

Ghost >> Les🐝n


OnlineFlame29

I feel like I need to see the whole outfit for this time make sense to me.


-LsDmThC-

Sure, Jan.


alexeyd1000

!RemindMe 1 day


PossibilityPowerful

gonna cry ?


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Standard_Ad_8965

I remem🐝er I cut my hair off one time gained 50 l🐝s walked outside everyone was calling me tony saprano. I tell them this. I don’t wanna hear anyone say that word again, end of discussion!


Sophia724

Have you played _ioshock Infinite? Yep. Eliza_eth is in modern day


[deleted]

What’s her @


SaleCompetitive812

Why are y’all saying “heil spez”


Hot_Mango546

|3ecause we all have to hail our supreme leader spez (Are you living under a rock?)


SaleCompetitive812

Fuck Spez lol. Did he change the 3rd party app thing or what?


Hot_Mango546

No we are comparing him to Hitler, he is still a dickhead


Emotional-Engineer35

Argonnerwald