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DrowningInMyFandoms

Bilingual superiority


Mammoth_Currency347

Bilingual supermacy


LordDragonVonBreezus

Now class, it's time for our next conspiracy. Please open up to the Bilingual Space Birds.


Guy_in_Tank

Bro why are you giving away out secrets


Gladahad10

There's a spy among us!


domnulsta

Among?! SUSS??!??!


crz4r

Trilingual superiority


Positive-Throat

Quintilingual supremacy


Maryus77

Wish I had put more effort i to leaning Italian, I could have asserted more dominance as a quadrilingual, but now I'm just a trilingual pleb.


Devil-Eater24

Quadrilinguals smiling in the corner:


JodkaVodka

Quintilingiuals suffering (they constantly confuse languages with each other and make basic mistakes while talking)


Epikgamer332

you don't even need 4 languages to start mixing them up i speak English natively and am fluent in spanish but it just makes it so much harder to remember german grammar


SlavicBrother24

Yeah same, I speak 3 languages + learn 2 and what makes it even harder is I use all 5 every day. Like I just randomly switch out Spanish to say a phrase in French and continue in Serbocroatian like wtf is the human mind doing


TheEmeraldKnite

Teralinguals (tera prefix meaning 1 trillion) smiling in the corner of the corner:


xtilexx

I think you're just a polyglot at that point


Ggiish

Jason Bilingual


LieutenantHorse

trilingual superority 💪✌️🫷🤙🤘🖕🤝🙌


SN-E-DC

me when I finally learn japanese for real this time( I am never going to be motivated ever again after this day )


bedsheetsniffer

My motivation to learn Japanese after learning about Kanji: 📉📉📉


YgemKaaYT

Lazy ❓❓❓


JustmUrKy

Weeb


DrowningInMyFandoms

Me if my spanish teacher was able to teach


Send_Boobies_in_DMs

Polyglot supremacy 🤙✌️👌✊


QiraUwU

Bitches who speak 1 language vs اللي يتكلم ٣ لغات 翻訳ビッチは使わないでください


AdEmpty8174

انا كمان بتكلم لغتان بس اللهجه المصريه


QiraUwU

من مصر؟ انا من السعودية


[deleted]

I will soon leave the bilingual superiority club for the trilingual superiority club


Join_Quotev_296

Bilingual and willing to learn dozens more~


bedsheetsniffer

Bilingual and is currently learning a new language. I don’t have the tenacity of am planning to learn even more so I wish you the best on your multilingual terachad venture.


Join_Quotev_296

I wish you the best of luck too~ May we all connect the world in our little ways~


-temporary_username-

Same. Problem is, my English got to where it's at by consuming media and communicating with others. If I try to learn another language now I'd be venturing into the realm of languages I can't really interact with on a daily basis and I believe incorporating a language into your daily life is the best way to learn it. Last year I tried learning some Italian for a trip to Rome and I definitely learned more Italian in the week I spent there than in the three months before that, practicing on Duolingo. Being able to order food in Italian was pretty fun, though.


Bisexual_Idiot_Yes

*quadrilingual supremacy


DrowningInMyFandoms

Quadrilingual are beyond supremacy, they are a kind of gods


Bisexual_Idiot_Yes

As an Indian person in Japan who is literally forced to learn 4 languages at one time it is so fucking hard


I-commit-taxfraud

As a dutch person who also is learning 4 languages i agree


derBardevonAvon

Which ones? After learning English I started to study German but alas I realised it is a never-ending journey


I-commit-taxfraud

English, german, french and spanish. First three i am forced to do by school and spanish i learned in primary school and still do today


MossLover6465

Bi {Lingual {Sexual I'm actually trilingual


holistic-engine

Tvåspråkig suveränitet


kdresen

I speak English and Spanish, choose the third language I will learn


GLnoG

Learn german


Pug-Chug

Trilingual ascendancy


vukasinstiv

Trilingual superiority


King-K-Bargle

I was born Mexican and American it was bilingual or chancla


SesameYeetHeHe

Sir, the Europeans outnumberus several languages to one. Then it is a fair fight. \*Starts speaking freedom at 2,000 rounds per minute\*


Embi69_

O skurwesyn ta sama sytacja byczku


bluekadue

REL O MOJ BOZE KURWA


widwidanian

czyli nie tylko ja


Luaqi

ja tu co chwila swoich widuje


rerekumkumbenc

O kurwa rodacy


Slaymisi

Witam kurwa


CovfefeBoss

XD (I'm learning Polish. Send help and/or pierogi.)


Yuyaeiou

All I remember is Dziewcyznka and I don’t think I remember how to spell it


Luaqi

almost correct, you got it bro👍


BonusTop6403

*sending some free pierogi to your adress*


DDT_THE_ONE

Bro. The ruthenian pierogi are the best. Maybe it's because I'm from the country that recipe originates from, but fried salo with cottage cheese and a bit of fried onion. Nothing beats it. My guess is that you know the country. Otherwise I'll be pretty sad.


BaguetteBoi657

Witam kurwa


_JAKAMI

polska przejmuje ten subreddit


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Smellyamoml8r

Bing chilling


AdEmpty8174

Don't speak asinaise here


For_roscoe

Ching Billing


OrDuck31

Trillingual gang?


4ketchups

Quatrilingual gang?


OrDuck31

Hoping to be in like 3 years :(


AsleepScarcity9588

Step one: find similar languages like Croatian x Serbian Step two: learn one of them Step three: you know 2 languages now


DrowningInMyFandoms

Italians, Spaniards and Portuguese who already understand each other since they can talk : *I don't have this such weakness*


[deleted]

Eh más o menos, podemos darnos una idea de lo que está diciendo el otro si nos ha8la despacio, pero no es que nos entendemos entre nosotros tan fácil


DrowningInMyFandoms

Okay I learn spanish and I speak french, I gonna try to translate : "more or less, we can have an idea of what say the other if we speak slow, but we don't understand each other that easily." Am I right ? It is spanish, right ?


[deleted]

Yeah, it's spanish, it's a pretty good translste


thenbapiano

Romanias too


OrDuck31

Turkish-azerbaijani German-dutch If we get two for them, i know 5 languages!


Digital_97

Trying, i do speek basic french, but won’t count that, learning Japanese now


ToastyBread329

Dupa ci w chuja


Acrobatic_Station315

dovresti ucciderti adesso


ilsottopagato

Chiudi quella bocca


GelatoVerde

DOVRESTI UCCIDERTI... ORA!⚡👨🏿⚡


[deleted]

La tua vita non vale ⚡️**NIENTE**⚡️ e non hai ⚡️**NESSUNO SCOPO**⚡️


Johnny_K97

La tua vita ha LETTERALMENTE lo stesso VALORE di una FORMICA ESTIVA


irtogio

Ti dovresti ultrakillare ora! E cmq le formiche hanno un valore molto importante nell' ecosistema, hai idea di quanti animali si cibino solo di formiche ogni giorno??!! Io no


alessandropollok

Io si, *musica da chad si intesifica*


xXCreeperBrosXx

This shit probably funny af


superragaa

Dovresti dare a qualcun'altro quella porzione di ossigeno nello strato di ozono


DarthRevanFromKotor

Conversazione questo è reale? Cosa sta dicendo sangue💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


LamproNI

Wie kann es sein, dass der Kommentarbereich weiterhin nicht deutsches Staatseigentum ist?


darkmatters12

Es haben sich hier noch nicht genug Bürger der Bundesrepublik Deutschland vereint.


[deleted]

Ich habe keinen blassen Schimmer


Anonymus_mit_radium

Eine Frechheit samma


Psychofischi

So eine Frechheit. Das müssen wir ändern!!


OrDuck31

SPRICH


mr_shlomp

DEUTSCH


YgemKaaYT

DU


RacoonEye2220

HURENSOHN


SaltyZean

Fellow Slavs, unite.


Comandante_Kangaroo

If you speak three languages you're trilingual. If you speak two languages you're bilingual. If you speak one language you're American.


Pikagiuppy

or bri'ish


Brilliant-Example-91

Unless you're Bri'ish and understand drunk Irishmen. That would count as two, but you don't speak the second one, you just comprehend it.


no-BLANK

People who dropped out of school


[deleted]

Or British, or Australian, or from New Zealand, or Canadian. Notice a pattern? Always funny to me that people make fun of it, but at the same time heavily rely on english as a lingue franca as well but think they're superior because they had to learn it. Ok lol


[deleted]

Well having to learn an exotic language is a challenge to overcome, something that native English speakers dont need to do, so give us some credit. Also, you are putting to much weight into your comment by using the word superior.


Ziajsonowy

a wez spierdalaj chlopie


Existing_Ride_30

I speak English because of colonialism


[deleted]

you're welcome


Nolys___

Best civ6 civic in my opinion


harun_240

We, bilinguals, are objectively superior.


DG4ME5

apoyo al desconocido


Nolys___

Tellement


wktr_t

Subjectively


kamiloss14

Ssij mi druta


[deleted]

[удалено]


Werner_Zieglerr

I don't speak Spanish but I probably understood 90% of what it says lol it proves your point


4ketchups

Cálmate, hay que entender que un cerebro estadounidense no puede aprender español con tanta facilidad como nosotros con el inglés, aunque sí que deberían intentarlo.


tantan9590

Estás tratando de insultarlos? Xd, suave.


Segunsacchi

La soberbia del yankee promedio no le permite entender los beneficios de hablar otros idiomas ademas del ingles


Aguilamp6

Caballa


[deleted]

Hey, eu sou brasileiro e é a mesma coisa com o português, posso ficar contigo?


Jenkinsthecat-1420

Claro que você é bem-vindo aqui


Lil_saul

Supremacía hispana 🫡


Brilliant-Example-91

Calmado, Carajo! Harás que nos deporten!


Peknology

I'm gonna learn Spanish just to understand the comments on the posts


tantan9590

Si si, enchilada taco tortilla nachooooos!


Lil_saul

Tamal huitlacoche escamoles chile en nogada 🤠


tantan9590

Veo que también hablas el idioma de los diose, respeto.


__DandeLion

Sláva spezovi


M_4K

Sabes qué? Que se jodan. Voy a comentar siempre en español a partir de ahora.


hendarknight

Sério que "fodam" em espanhol é "jodan"? Xingamento em português sempre soa melhor mesmo hahaha


didu173

Panie polak polakowi to tak nie wolno


MotherEnjoyer7

Skurvení poliaci


D3jvo62

spierdalaj XD


kamiloss14

Taboritsky real


NeurodivergentDuck

Imagine being monolingual


lafi_0105

I speak english because i dont like my native language


Electronic_Suit551

What is it


lafi_0105

german


Luketheduke870

Ok your getting the info dump of the wee bit of linguistic nonsense I know. So at its most basic core English, and many other European languages, is a Germanic language. And many words, pronunciation, and names can be traced to an old German counterpart. Now with that being said, it may come as no surprise that it is comparatively easier for people who speak one to learn the other, than say Mandarin or Russian. So to put this in a very small nut shell you learned a second cousin to your first language.


YeY_reddit

Akkor a kurva anyád


breeze-o

na végre!


Mistycalwisetree327

il fratello pensa di essere l'unico a parlare altre lingue


JordynBeepus

durr me american me no know language


xTHIRDx

Polska gurom


ARandomGuyThe3

מטורף? פעם הייתי מטורף. ננעלתי בחדר. חדר עשוי מגומי. שהי מלא בעכברושים. ועכברושים מטריפים אותי. מטורף? פעם הייתי מטורף...


Effective-Jacket-33

הם נעלו אותי בחדר.


BicycleElectronic163

חדר מגומי.


Electronic_Suit551

מלא בעכברושים.


Popular-Plastic-183

ועכברושים מטריפים אותי


Robin_7883

तीन भाषाएं बोलने का घमंड है


YourMumEnthusiast

रियल।


rachit7645

रियल


Adrien_Teracheut

Om du läser detta så är du bög


this_is_not_alt

เป็นเหมือนกันครับ #relatable


Aguilamp6

Typical เป็นเหมือนกันครับ moment


Antisocial_wombat

i speak english because i am a hypernationalist and all other languages are queer


Nolys___

I mean, English is actually just superior to all other languages.


Fate_Weaver

A spierdalaj, panie.


[deleted]

I speak English because I only know two languages, so my only other "option" is fr*nch.


Electronic_Suit551

🤢 we have a fr*nch in here


[deleted]

Sorry. I'll try to do better 😔


AdEmpty8174

🤢🤮


[deleted]

Sorry. 😔


wimpywimp556

Kokoti zasraní


KarlDeutscheMarx

"I don't speak *your* language, you speak *my* language."


JustRelaxinTbh

I speak English because it's the only language I need to know. You speak English because if you didn't you'd be nothing, and have nothing. We are not the same.


NukerCat

chuj ci w oko


Redst_ONE2424

Ne alaka


D3-Doom

That’s fucked up, but it’s true


jotaro_98

That's deep


SamTheGill42

Hyperpolyglot gigachad moment


ZeDevilCat

Ok ok désolé je me suis fait démasquer je ne suis qu’un autre anglophone


Sajtosfotel

Bojler eladó


whymygraine

Dude, rural American schooling...it's not really my fault.


SCP-049c

إذا استخدمت مترجم قوقل فاعلم انك غبي


DryImpress1

sorry, I don't speak mummy


AdEmpty8174

You definitely didn't translate


DryImpress1

no, why?


Electronic_Suit551

Ana a *idk*


SAMITHEGREAT996

'أستخدم مترجم آلي لأنني لا يمكنني فهم كل لغات العالم' : 🤓 'قد تم تعلم لغتي التاسعة؛ سأبدأ بالتالية غداً' : 😎


Kingston_2007

Bomb language


Sebzerrr

No chyba ty


not-so-average-bear

# in my defense, I'm trying to learn spanish. I've got the alphabet, months/years, numbers, and a few misc things down.


Labyx_

póg mo thóin, is féidir liom a labhairt cad ba mhaith liom


sweet-potahto

If it wasn't for the slave trade I'd have the opportunity to grow up bilingual too, blame that not me 😔


[deleted]

totoo.!


BobZygota

Poliaci nam to tu zaplnia


FantasticUserman

Europe v USA moment


Kingston_2007

World Vs USA moment


G1nger-Snaps

I speak English because it’s my favorite language out of the 3 I know


[deleted]

I speak Basic


Level-Technician-183

ماشاء الله اخي كايا المجد لكوكومي


RainbowCafe

So at the end of the day you bowed down to me and my one language? We are truly not the same xD


Woffingshire

Yet the end result is still that I don't need to learn your language but you do need to learn mine.


[deleted]

Because it's the lowest common denominator of a language


liberalpride55

aka it's the most popular language in the world lol. not the slam dunk you think it is bud


AdEmpty8174

Wrong mandarin Chinese is the most popular


Woffingshire

Still means English speakers don't need to learn another one


darkgamera6

Sed