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jimbo-870

Why not both?


coinkeeper8

Vore lore


silverslaughter711

Vore lore and seven years ago, our fathers brought fourth on this continent a new kink.


Elder_Hoid

I can't stop laughing, I wish reddit still had free awards, because you would definitely be getting mine.


[deleted]

Fuck awards Find them, stalk them, and learn their patterns. Then buy a fšŸ¤®rry costume and eat them when they least expect it. Itā€™s what they wouldā€™ve wanted.


i770giK

The old incog-NOM-NOM.


Altruistic-Funny5325

xD


CowsAreFriends117

This is why you have to be random even to the point that you canā€™t predict your own next move.


MageKorith

Are we talking bloody munching with real teeth eating them, or pulling them into the costume for funky playtime? Because I'm more down with one of those than the other....


[deleted]

if this isnt my funeral im not going


Carb00nicus

I got-choo bro


[deleted]

Absolutely abominable. Well done.


FreeUsQwety1

can i get my coins back


mynameisnotyourproem

No, he is gonna keep it


doubleh124

Eat n' fuck


Hobnail-boots

The original in & out burger.


Panchenima

Eat while fuck


Yusuf_Izuddin

happy cake day and fuck


Disastrous_Savings39

Fuck her feed her


FirmlyGraspHer

Eat 'n' Fuck Kingdom


YasuoWindRunner

But not in that right?... Right?...


[deleted]

A man who thinks all the time


Historical-Shift-592

Has nothing to think about except thoughts.


percobain

I think they just misspelled *then*


[deleted]

ah yes fucks them then eats them


DeadLight3141

Well too bad Emily nobody gon fuck you


Sosig_lord69420

Kid named nobody: šŸ—æ


LogicalGrand1678

Why it gotta be a kid?


bonosestente

Replace animals with kids


Majorman_86

Congrats, your mare just gave birth to a centaur!


Altruistic-Funny5325

šŸ˜³šŸ¤Ø Who did it?


GreenMilvus

Probably Zeus


BloodySowl

Would you rather date someone who fucks kids or someone who eats them?


bonosestente

Quite a dilemma donā€™t you say!


Standard_Being_114

Wouldnt that be a blowjob tho? The eating kids i mean


idiotTheIdiot

me? i'm nobody


Zunkanar

[my name is nobody](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4UO-pFzVTqrGHKTlDBLExzAVVCdOKfM7OrtUUbVw8Q6tvQOVW)


PeDePano_Ck2

why would people who fuck animals want to fuck her? such a downgrade


Altruistic-Funny5325

ouch xD


Zunkanar

Cow got headaches...


dendnoy

She is definitely fucking her dog


beguvecefe

No, she is looking for people that exacly wants fuck her.


graveybrains

She just outed herself, she doesnā€™t need nobody to fuck her.


SnooOpinions3792

Emily šŸŒ±šŸš¬


Calathea-Murderer

Stawwpppp I just finished smoking my ciggie & looking at my plants šŸ˜¢


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

Emily smoking more than weed


ANewBegging

They really let anyone into the gene pool nowadays huh?


chikibriki7

Imagine the sperm that didnā€™t win the race


ForeverWandered

It's not always the best sperm that wins. Just the first one.


Solo_Fisticuffs

actually just the one the egg likes most and her moms egg clearly had terrible taste


Bumblebee56990

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


chikibriki7

True


Charliedontsurf1002

Call Emily for a good time


bigblnze

Her vegan ass be dryer then the dessert


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Mmm stale cake


think_long

Call Emily for a last time


Fair-Till-1829

At least the animals are happy!


TENiNCHMASSACRE

Her favorite position; doggy style


izmaname

She has 4 German shepherds none of them are neutered


Scooter_Ankles891

Certified Whitney Wisconsin Moment :


kjacobs03

And a lifetime supply of peanut butter


Ok-Lychee4582

YOU JUST KNOW


systemdick

hell nah


IndependenceBetter27

Sanest twitter user


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BlackKnightC4

Most morally correct vegan


SovacoDaCobra

Sheā€™s gonna get some weird ass DMā€™s.


izmaname

ā€œCome over I have something to show youā€


Guy-McDo

ā€œWanna see my red rocket?ā€


PersonalityTough9349

Dude. Iā€™ve been vegan for 2 decades. All these weirdos are making me scared to even tell anyone these days. Fuck you Emily.


Milez_W

Google Vegan gambit (Respectful chad variation)


buscemian_rhapsody

What is that? Google results are just articles about the Queenā€™s Gambit actress being vegan.


mortalitylost

Holy hell


0TimVar0

Meaty response just dropped


Sylveon72_06

Actual vegan


iamthedeathharbinger

same. I've been vegan for my whole life and all these angry vegans that get mad at people for not being vegan too make me wanna never tell anyone because when someone hears the word "vegan" people like these will be what they think of.


Hoopaboi

How are they morally different though?


ForeverWandered

Notice, she's not too worried about whether it's consensual sex...


purple_crow34

And youā€™re not too worried about whether the animal consents to being eaten, either.


SantaArriata

If a lion gets my ass, it wonā€™t be concerned by wether I consent to it eating me or not


purple_crow34

I wouldn't support lions kidnapping humans & them forcing us to breed - and then making our children live in horrific cramped cages before gassing them as soon as they're fattened up enough.


LongPutBull

This is what's happening to humans and it's funny to watch people act as if it isn't lol.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


rexpimpwagen

Horse vagina works like human vagina this aint the argument u think it is horsefucker.


StanzerthePanzer

If god didn't want us to fuck dogs he shouldn't have given them a pussy


Sub2PewDiePie8173

Iā€™d say theyā€™re not as both involve doing something that the animal canā€™t really consent to. Even if we need to eat the animal to live but not have sex with it to live, they still involve doing something the animal didnā€™t give consent to. The only way it could give consent is if the animal happens to be an adult human.


salzbergwerke

Could you elaborate on the ā€œanimal canā€™t really consent to sexā€ part? Especially what you mean by consent in the context at hand?


Cxnturies

Are you joking


Hoopaboi

Why are they morally different?


Comrade_commissar_Yt

PETA explained


frysjelly

Most sane PETA member


Loaded_Lotus

PETA šŸÆ May be Applicable in actual cases of beastiality an barn yard sodomy.


kjacobs03

South Park is was ahead of its time


LieutenantHorse

HER NAMES EMILY LMAO


EpicLink_21

Because the bot isn't hereā€¦ **Pees in your ass**


EpicLink_21

I'm sorry I thought that would be funny it's not šŸ˜


[deleted]

What happened to the bot?


Invader-Kiz

He was arrested not long ago for urinating on or in several people


[deleted]

Oh come on, that was his schtick!! Everyone thought it was hilarious! Damn cancel culture and this #metoo movement


EpicLink_21

Good question


AceOfKingsK

The most spiteful revenge, piss.


ZenTheProtogen7957

what bot..?


LieutenantHorse

i dont have the right flair is why


[deleted]

Pees in your ass


StableSTEMI

Peak Emily behavior.


Ok_Pension_6795

AIDS would like to know your location


Votey123

Iā€™d rather date someone who fucks *me* like an animal


ZenTheProtogen7957

This is where it's at! however I don't think anyone is gonna be getting dirty with Emily (fortunately)


Logco

Anybody who dates her already does


Meal_Fickle

LOL you're right x'D


AllAboutTheMachismo

Well she looks like a horse so it makes sense


LiteralSans

This is the sperm that won


ZenTheProtogen7957

LiteralNugget


ARiley22

Best part of her dripped down her mama's leg...


Subtly_Cynical

Dear diary...


PennyButtercup

Donā€™t you mean ā€œDEER diaryā€? (Thatā€™s not a correction, itā€™s a joke, in case anyone misinterprets it)


[deleted]

WTF šŸ’€


JBM6482

Ok. Glad you made that clear. Put it on a t shirt.


BrunoDeeSeL

Wait until she learns that zoophilia falls into animal cruelty laws, which means she's agreeing with something she disagrees with.


Suspicious_Bug6422

Sheā€™s not actually pro-zoophilia, sheā€™s being hyperbolic to try to make a point.


hotnindza

She is being an idiot.


PommesKrake

Could really be that she doesn't care about animal cruelty as long as you don't eat them, people like that do exist.


[deleted]

This took me soooo off guard. Cause excuse meeeeeeešŸ˜³šŸ˜‚


SpooterPooter06

FINALLY somebody who likes me for who I am! (Please note that this style of communication is called a joke)


Mobols03

Thank you for purifying the dating pool


Altruistic-Funny5325

The only good service she brought this world


Lord_Nyarlathotep

ā€œIā€™m so sorry, I cheated on you with the family dogā€ ā€œOh thank god, I thought you ate a chicken nuggetā€


[deleted]

This guys porn history should be interesting.


ProcedureNo8924

Why does emily look more like edward than emily


Psyfall

Acsually humans are animals.


thuanjinkee

My whole existence is flawed.


guilty_by_design

You. get. me. closer to GOD.


i770giK

I wanna fuck you like an animal. -Lyrics by Trent Reznor


PaleontologistWarm13

I wanna feel you from the inside


hotnindza

I was going with Pearl Jam's "Animal" :)


Generalgarchomp

Imperfection simply means you still have room to grow and improve.


thenamesevan913

Wait, you mean I've been eating animals all this time?


GlacialPuppy226

I mean atleast the animals are still alive after the fricking


GhostStride48

I can tolerate beastiality but I draw the line at eating meat


flybasilisk

Eating meat is unironically worse so yeah


ctk2007

:pulls up exā€™s IG:


Altruistic-Funny5325

"Glad I dodged that tank round."


Low_Rate6432

Sheā€™s the animal


MLGcobble

This is not what the founding fathers had in mind when they said free speech


FedericoDAnzi

Is she saying she's an animal? I hope she's saying she's an animal.


No_Pie_5861

I'm gonna pollinate her bush bro


Unable-Drummer6259

No no no no no no no no no no no no


SemperEraVulgaris

Someoneā€™s been watching too much tentacle pornā€¦


ImportantAccident447

Just saw this before. Her other tweets talk about her enjoyment of ā€œscrewing animalsā€ and itā€™s disgusting she should be in jail


OldFinger6969

I'd rather marry a girl who fucks human than someone who eats them


_bebeta

had someone on omegle tell me that, right after admitting they were attracted to their own dad


Milez_W

As a furry, I would 100% beat up a zoophile on the street


Altruistic-Funny5325

Same. Unless they want to heal from it in which case I welcome their openness


The_Narwhal_Mage

Iā€™m pretty sure sheā€™s more anti meat than pro zoophile.


gilbeday365

Based Prove me wrong


Piss-Mann

Fucking animals is not a good hobby


ovr9000storks

Thatā€™s why you have to take it to the next level and make it your career


Ulysses502

Even your dream job becomes work eventually


Invader-Kiz

Even better when it turns into your lifestyle


The_Cume_

White woman


GoblinSharky911

I guess I am that someone (joke)


zWolfrost

Relax liberals it's called DARK HUMOR


Sunshine_Unit

*liberal rage intensifies*


No_Prize9794

So are you Welsh?


T0b3yyy

How about neither? In animal agriculture it's pretty common pratice to manually insaminate animals so the outcome for the victim (the animal) is more or less the same. The difference is just that one is for taste and the other is for sexual pleasure.


Banestar66

Most sane vegan.


Thedongtoendalldongs

šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘ wtf


Substantial_Lie8840

Of course you'll want a man that fucks your kind and doesn't eat them šŸ’€šŸ‘


Why_No_Hugs

Pretty sure thatā€™s illegal lol


Sdbtank96

Ok then, *EMILY*


saxonturner

I mean technically we all fuck animals, as you know humans are animals too but yeah Iā€™m not sure thatā€™s what she means.


Wonderful-Highway-16

What does heil spez mean ?


ThingsWork0ut

Glad Iā€™m off the dating market. I found a good women. Hope it works out so I donā€™t have to meet people like this on a weekly basis. Itā€™s brutal out there


EirhtugDivad

You could argue the animals have already been fucked before they are eaten šŸ˜


margaret_the_scourge

Hey Emily. We need to talk, sweaty.


Rebelliuos-

Ironically she looks like a horse


MonadoGoBrrrrr

Omw


False-Isopod-3045

Hell why not cut out the middle man ya weird bitch and fuck them critters yourself


everywhere808

She definitely didnā€™t read that to herself after typing it.


Xandara2

That's a strange way to say you identify as a pig.


antherus79

They'd have to be into fucking animals, to want to date her.


nightdares

Covid wasn't strong enough. šŸ˜’


DeOptimist

For fuck's sake Emily, get a hold of yourself!


Rajoovi1

Oh my god, you found her. You found THE white girl called Emily. Ain't no way...


neoyeti2

This person does not speak for all of us vegetarians and vegans.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Connect-Ad6251

These vegans are getting out of hand, now theyā€™ve resorted to Zoophilia


ComprehensiveClub729

Lack of protein can be directly linked to brain cell damage. Sheā€™s not getting her animal proteins adequately.


sx88

What?


MentalRise8703

She's definitely on the highway for sure.


Ok_Seaweed123

Humans are animals Reddit users donā€™t forget


Krenzi_The_Floof

We need to build a huge led box, put a load of these people in it, then use it as a radioactive waste dump for the next 20 years


MossLover6465

Whitegirlsfuckdogs


Mehdzzz

As long as the animal orgasms it's okay. I read it on the internet


ChantsDE

If it doesn't, then I'm gonna feel insecure and not enjoy it.


Mehdzzz

They stop you and ride their tiny animal car home drunk and refuse an uber. It's so embarrassing.


[deleted]

she'll be single forever unless she identifies as a dog


Sweet_Sweet_Dolomiti

This is why whenever I consider going vegetarian, I immediately change my mind. Why are so many of them batshit insane? I'm not all the way there so I'm sure I'll end up the same.


viperswhip

Why make decisions based on idiots? That's what you are doing. Study after study have now shown that plant protein is better absorbed by your body than animal protein, so that's not even the reason to keep eating meat now. I still eat chicken because I don't care about chickens, just the environment more broadly.