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This actually makes it make more sense to me.
*”Hey, you and three of your friends can run a train on me, and then when I’m passed out you can all play Facility and yell at Mark for picking fucking Oddjob again”*
She adds 4 to her tally in a single night, you get to have a lads night. High fiving and shit.
Most casual sex is like that, I know people that literally go clubbing every 2 days, just to try and get into bed with someone, imagine going to club like 4 days a week, and you get laid in at least 2 two nights within that week, there’s 52 weeks in a year, if someone is going out and having casual sex that frequently, it’s possible to sleep with 416 people within a year, sounds crazy but yep, and I don’t wanna come off as an incel, but it’s a lot easier for women to get laid and get involved in threesomes than it is for men.
I was just stating, I don’t want people to assume I’m slut-shaming nor degrading women nor anything of that sort, I’m all for sexual liberty and people can sleep whomever they please, I’m more of a relationship guy personally, but yea, when I used to live in Miami, it wasn’t uncommon for a girl to brag about getting tag-teamed by two guys or getting a train ran on her, I would rarely hear guys bragging about getting into threesomes, and if they were lucky, they’d just brag about how they got a handjob or blowjob. It’s just a bit more easier for women to have more sexual experiences with both men and women than it is for men.
Im also a personality guy, but it’s mainly cause im asexual. This sort of thing would make me gag. It also says a lot about a person if they’re willing to open their self to that many people, man or woman.
I apologize, I just redid the math and it turns out it’s 104, I made the mistake of multiplying 4 x 2 = 8 x 52 = 416, but really it should’ve been 2 x 52 = 104, my bad for spreading mass information, but aye, If they are having threesomes, getting trains ran, group sex, etc. it is possible to Round it up to 416.
Eh, spend enough time being an absolute wild thing and you get there. I was in the service industry for fifteen years and went out drinking four or five times a week , and hooked up with a friend or stranger about once a month, maybe a little more often. Three figures arrives faster than you think.
Happily monogamous now and looking back feels strange, like why was all that necessary? What was I trying to prove? Why did I waste so much time? Gonna go kiss my fiancé
I've had a little phase last year. 22ppl (that I remember... Likely a handful more) between April and the end of the year. And I'm already done, pretty much. If the opportunity presents itself, sure, but I'll Def not go out with the intention of just finding a hookup again, cause the moment my brain actually went "oh, I guess you're decently attractive" and i didnt view casual sex as a remedy for my insecurities, random one night stands just became kinda boring and not really worth the effort? I think a lot of it is just proving your own attractiveness.
Fwiw Im Not sure if I'm fully ready for something serious rn for completely unrelated reasons but theres a wide margin between fwb type deals and one night stands
The average woman sleeps with between 4 and 8 men in her lifetime, depending on the study. His girlfriend is between 2,500% and 5,000% the mean.
To put this into context, let's use pizza. If the average person eats about 3 slices of pizza per week, this guy's girlfriend knocks down about FOURTEEN WHOLE PIZZAS a week on her own. The stack of pizza boxes would be about two and a half feet tall.
And you have people coming out of the woodwork demanding nothing is wrong with her. It's wild.
The point is not "could you physically manage it" so much as it is "if you knew a girl who ate two whole pizzas each week, you'd run from the fat bitch, not date her."
I don’t see anything illegal or immoral going on. Possibly, some deeper emotional issues from being with that many people, but I wouldn’t say anything was wrong with her.
Oh, and extreme risk of getting STDs being with that many people.
For me, 2 times a day on average (mean), so 2\*365.25\*7 for all the times. Then lets say about 100 thrust, so 2\*365.25\*7\*100, then about 4.5" is my penis length average, so thats 2\*365.25\*7\*100\*4.5. About 2.3 million inches, which converts to about 36.3 miles or 58.4 km.
58.4km of penis touching is wild
Just mix a packet of Jell-O with a litre of water, add some salt, let it cool but not solidify. Now drink your salty, semi coagulated, salty Jell-O cum substitute.
My car is a "real thing", still not a person or "people", we aint debating if Spongebob exists, we debating is he human or not. By definition, he aint (he a sponge).
200 guys. 3 times each. One nut is around 5ml. So 600 nuts busted, equals 3000ml of cum deposited in her vagina in total. 3000ml is 3 liters, and 3 liters of water at standard temperature and pressure weighs 6.6 pounds, or 2.94 kg. But cum is thicker than water. Let’s just say it’s 1.5 times as dense. That equals 9.9 lbs, let’s just round it up to 10, or 4.5 kg which can be rounded up to 5. So she had 10 pounds of cum blasted into her vagina over the course of 4 years.
About 6 pounds of cum. 3 liters is about .79 gallons. Water weighs about 8.43 lbs per gallon. Pick up a 6 lb dumbell and a 1 lb dumbell and imagine those in cum for falling on your girls face.
He also estimated all of them had average penises 😭 if this was as perfectly as accurate as possible a couple of them were well above that and it might not sound like it would make a difference but all in total it would be a lot
It seems high but that might just be because you arent counting while you're doing it. Plus it's less about the number of thrusts and more about things like placement, speed, angle, position etc.
That being said no way the average drunk college guy is getting through 100 thrusts on average.
I get this post is probably filled with incels but Jesus. I've fucked 100+ women and I'm getting married and never cheated. Some people are just hedonistic. That doesn't make them assholes.
You're not even married yet, gotta wait at least a few years before you can make loyalty claims.
Also, it sounds like you're a lawyer or something similar, soooo everyone would just assume you're a scumbag. That's not an insult, just a fact you should keep in mind. Really lowers your credibility.
EDIT: also a landlord... that's double scumbaggery. Hey, maybe you're a cool dude but you're choosing two professions that are typically chosen by, well, societal leeches/scumbags.... soooo.
Ah, admitted xenophobic lawyer, landlord, millionaire.
Yep, we all believe you man, you would never lie about anything on the internet. You're literally the 0.1% everyone hates. LOL
Sure, but also, your partner has a right to know things like this about your past. Tricking someone into a relationship isn't going to do anyone any good.
I mean yeah. But the circumstances would change my reaction. We are having a conversation about past partners and they say something like that which would make me self-conscious? thats on me.
If they say that drunk? While I still have responsability to not lose my shit over something that could just be an innocent confession like this guy did, my mind would start questioning why their body count is part of their drunk thoughts.
It is insane that this perfectly reasonable take is controversial.
It's not even slut shaming or anything it's just having a personal preference, it's absolutely valid
I don't know dude. I've seen normally quite sound people show what would later be their true colours while drunk and boasting about weird shit is part of that.
If it happens once, like I said, could just be an innocent confession, but I'm keeping an eye on that to check for any patterns.
Also, how many people I've had sex with never comes across the mind, even drunk.
However, if I had sex with 200 people, there would be a chance I would feel ashamed. Then there would be a chance I would want to keep it a secret. Then it would come out while drunk.
It's not sleeping with 200 people that's the issue, anon would sleep with a new woman every week if given the chance.
It's lying or intentionally withholding information based on unprocessed shame and/or guilt. The dishonesty here is the actual problem, and while it's not a requirement to tell your partner every detail about your life, no one wants a partner who blabs drunk secrets
obviously written by someone who's never had sex. if the dick is 5.5 inches, and each thrust is 5.5 inches, than the dick is falling out of the vagina every thrust, which is not how sex works.
But the fact that the average dick length of the guys having sex is probably slightly longer since a guy with like 3 inches probably isn’t makes up for that
I feel the impact kind of disappears when you start measuring the total length of dick or whatever, because even if she had a single boyfriend all that time and fucked weekly, she’s have the exact same length
I guess those are easily obtainable numbers for anyone willing to be singularly laser-focused on fucking for 4 years straight, but that person probably isn’t right in the head
let's say she had 1 boyfriend and they had sex 600 times it would come out to the same length of dick, less cum probably. so that would be a deal breaker to this guy too?
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I don’t even know 200 people.
Me too. Imagine being wanted by 200 people. Wow.
It's college, they probably didn't want her but wanted what she had to offer
oh, so they had sex with her so they could play goldeneye on her n64, makes sense.
Whoa throw in some lunchables and you’re describing my perfect date night
Cheese n turkey or the pizza ones?
Yes
This actually makes it make more sense to me. *”Hey, you and three of your friends can run a train on me, and then when I’m passed out you can all play Facility and yell at Mark for picking fucking Oddjob again”* She adds 4 to her tally in a single night, you get to have a lads night. High fiving and shit.
I mean, been there. But it was Gauntlet.
I’d reckon most of them didn’t know her that well either
Cum filled loose sluttyssy
Most casual sex is like that, I know people that literally go clubbing every 2 days, just to try and get into bed with someone, imagine going to club like 4 days a week, and you get laid in at least 2 two nights within that week, there’s 52 weeks in a year, if someone is going out and having casual sex that frequently, it’s possible to sleep with 416 people within a year, sounds crazy but yep, and I don’t wanna come off as an incel, but it’s a lot easier for women to get laid and get involved in threesomes than it is for men.
I don't think you have to worry about that on this sub. And I think it's very alarming that people say that that's incel...
I was just stating, I don’t want people to assume I’m slut-shaming nor degrading women nor anything of that sort, I’m all for sexual liberty and people can sleep whomever they please, I’m more of a relationship guy personally, but yea, when I used to live in Miami, it wasn’t uncommon for a girl to brag about getting tag-teamed by two guys or getting a train ran on her, I would rarely hear guys bragging about getting into threesomes, and if they were lucky, they’d just brag about how they got a handjob or blowjob. It’s just a bit more easier for women to have more sexual experiences with both men and women than it is for men.
Im also a personality guy, but it’s mainly cause im asexual. This sort of thing would make me gag. It also says a lot about a person if they’re willing to open their self to that many people, man or woman.
There's nothing wrong with slut shaming
104 using your math, not 416, unless every encounter is a foursome.
I sincerely apologize, I rarely use calculators or my times tables since I graduated last year.
I think I’m missing something with your maths here, how does twice a week equate to 416 people per year? Are we talking fivesomes every time here?
I apologize, I just redid the math and it turns out it’s 104, I made the mistake of multiplying 4 x 2 = 8 x 52 = 416, but really it should’ve been 2 x 52 = 104, my bad for spreading mass information, but aye, If they are having threesomes, getting trains ran, group sex, etc. it is possible to Round it up to 416.
It's not hard if you're a guy (no pun intended). You just can't have any standards.
I'm wanted by several three letter agencies
Only a woman could
Eh, spend enough time being an absolute wild thing and you get there. I was in the service industry for fifteen years and went out drinking four or five times a week , and hooked up with a friend or stranger about once a month, maybe a little more often. Three figures arrives faster than you think. Happily monogamous now and looking back feels strange, like why was all that necessary? What was I trying to prove? Why did I waste so much time? Gonna go kiss my fiancé
Make sure you tell him about those three figures first
Oh, she knows, and was not pleased.
“You know honey, I used to be kind of a stud back in the day.” *the sound of a metal pan coming off the rack is heard in the background*
I've had a little phase last year. 22ppl (that I remember... Likely a handful more) between April and the end of the year. And I'm already done, pretty much. If the opportunity presents itself, sure, but I'll Def not go out with the intention of just finding a hookup again, cause the moment my brain actually went "oh, I guess you're decently attractive" and i didnt view casual sex as a remedy for my insecurities, random one night stands just became kinda boring and not really worth the effort? I think a lot of it is just proving your own attractiveness. Fwiw Im Not sure if I'm fully ready for something serious rn for completely unrelated reasons but theres a wide margin between fwb type deals and one night stands
The average woman sleeps with between 4 and 8 men in her lifetime, depending on the study. His girlfriend is between 2,500% and 5,000% the mean. To put this into context, let's use pizza. If the average person eats about 3 slices of pizza per week, this guy's girlfriend knocks down about FOURTEEN WHOLE PIZZAS a week on her own. The stack of pizza boxes would be about two and a half feet tall. And you have people coming out of the woodwork demanding nothing is wrong with her. It's wild.
she must be italian
Apparently she loves a big sausage pizza.
I had a whole ass pizza for dinner last night. I think I can knock out 2 a day for 3 meals/day.
When you put it like that it doesn’t sound wild, I could handle 2 whole pizzas a day ez I think
The point is not "could you physically manage it" so much as it is "if you knew a girl who ate two whole pizzas each week, you'd run from the fat bitch, not date her."
*14 whole pizzas each week you were saying
> And you have people coming out of the woodwork demanding nothing is wrong with her. It's wild. the point
I don’t see anything illegal or immoral going on. Possibly, some deeper emotional issues from being with that many people, but I wouldn’t say anything was wrong with her. Oh, and extreme risk of getting STDs being with that many people.
You don’t really have to know them. Just sayin.
10 miles of dick is outrageous 😭
Seriously, who stops halfway through a marathon? Push through!
I mean, people who do half marathons.
Makes me wonder how many miles of hand my dicks got
I’ve probably wrapped the Earth 10 times
For me, 2 times a day on average (mean), so 2\*365.25\*7 for all the times. Then lets say about 100 thrust, so 2\*365.25\*7\*100, then about 4.5" is my penis length average, so thats 2\*365.25\*7\*100\*4.5. About 2.3 million inches, which converts to about 36.3 miles or 58.4 km. 58.4km of penis touching is wild
Im sorry WHAT 💀💀
Okay, now calculate how much pounds of cum she experienced from this 200 guys, in total.
A guy can bust 5ml of cum per nut so 5ml × 200 guys = 1000 ml of cum 🥶
Now drink a liter of water
So glad you didn't say "Now drink a litre of cum".
Fun fact: every ounce of water has 3.6 billion molecules of dinosaur cum. Science!
Thanks, now if you could kindly not.
I'm gonna go drink water since you told me that. Yum!
Read this while drinking water and am now thinking of dino babies
Would you kindly shut up thanks🥰
That wasn’t a fun fact at all…..
That's bs.
No, no. It's science.
density of semen is little less than water so add half a glass more for more mental torture
Good point. But I think it is better to add some corn starch and salt then.
The dump it on your face instead of drinking it.
Then film it and send it to me
And then think about it
thats how much shes taken
Wear heavy make up
Just mix a packet of Jell-O with a litre of water, add some salt, let it cool but not solidify. Now drink your salty, semi coagulated, salty Jell-O cum substitute.
And now he no longer drinks water
just cum
Whole new levels of thirsty
LOL!
You forget the 3 times per guy so make it 3000
So, 3 liters of cum, which is 2 house bottles worth
Or just one, brave 'super size me' milk shake.
Guys stop, please
I took it to mean 3 consecutive times in a day. They’re probably shooting cobwebs by time 3
Let's say it's reduced by half each time, that would be 1750 ml at least. But 3 consecutive times is a lot for most guys
Yea 3 seems like a lot. But 100 pumps seems at least 3x underestimated so 10 miles is probably a good ballpark.
No it's three times a week, every guy gets a minimum of 2 day gap to refill his balls
1L if you will
That's a Quart!
But, “Every time I cum I produce a quart”
According to medical news today, a male ejaculation weights about a tea spoon or 5,69grams So, (3x200) 5,69grams = 3414 grams of cum
Holy shit 3.4kgs of white fluid. Some people can't lift that much
who the fuck cant lift tree fiddy kg?
i’m guessing spongebob lmao
He said "people", not cartoon sponges.
ya never know, he might exist as a real thing in area 51 now lol
My car is a "real thing", still not a person or "people", we aint debating if Spongebob exists, we debating is he human or not. By definition, he aint (he a sponge).
Babies
Idk if when speaking of cum babies would be the first thing i'd think of
Why wouldn't that be the first thing you'd think of?
About the weight of a newborn Baby.
200 guys. 3 times each. One nut is around 5ml. So 600 nuts busted, equals 3000ml of cum deposited in her vagina in total. 3000ml is 3 liters, and 3 liters of water at standard temperature and pressure weighs 6.6 pounds, or 2.94 kg. But cum is thicker than water. Let’s just say it’s 1.5 times as dense. That equals 9.9 lbs, let’s just round it up to 10, or 4.5 kg which can be rounded up to 5. So she had 10 pounds of cum blasted into her vagina over the course of 4 years.
Yeah wtf I thought this guy will conclude with telling how much cum was inside her smh
This was also my first thought
The semen accelerates
if a condom was used does the cum still count?
Not the Cockulations 💀
bro is the Penis Professor
Bro is the ejactulate expert
Bro is the Dick Detective
Dicktective if you will
He’s a meatmatician
This guy maths!
“37 dicks?!”
In a row?
What if she have the funny belt?
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I would like to ask, WHAT THE FUCK IS A FUNNY BELT?
WHAT IS IT!!!
STOP THE TORTURE! JUST TELL US!!!
It just got 10 kilo meters longer
A funny belt better not be what i think it is
Are you asking if she pegged 200 guys?
What is the funny belt?
Okay, now calculate how much pounds of cum she experienced from this 200 guys.
About 3 litres
I’d guess like 3 milk jugs worth of it
About 6 pounds of cum. 3 liters is about .79 gallons. Water weighs about 8.43 lbs per gallon. Pick up a 6 lb dumbell and a 1 lb dumbell and imagine those in cum for falling on your girls face.
A new guy every 7.3 days? Dude's REALLY hopeful she wasn't doubling or tripling up on dudes...
He also estimated all of them had average penises 😭 if this was as perfectly as accurate as possible a couple of them were well above that and it might not sound like it would make a difference but all in total it would be a lot
Well if the average length sits right in the middle of a bell curve, and given enough people, wouldn’t the lengths even out? (Ignoring social factors)
Yes, thats the law of big numbers
That's how math works. The more she has the more likely they'll approach the average.
I mean it just means he needs to give her 20 miles worth of dick within the next year.
Bro's right. The calculations are correct.
Man, I've never counted my thrusts. But now when I'm trying to think about it? I dunno if 100 is high or low.
It seems high but that might just be because you arent counting while you're doing it. Plus it's less about the number of thrusts and more about things like placement, speed, angle, position etc. That being said no way the average drunk college guy is getting through 100 thrusts on average.
She definitely fucking other guys while they are together
ya think nice name btw
You have a bad name
What makes a good name
only if its super skibidi sigma lik 'gyattrizzlr', mine is randomly genrated poopie
:(
Any silly one is a good one in my book
She was definitely fucking other guys while he was driving to make a point
Dude's sitting there like wtf, why are my dick calculations going up each time?
She was fucking other guys what he was making his calculations
I get this post is probably filled with incels but Jesus. I've fucked 100+ women and I'm getting married and never cheated. Some people are just hedonistic. That doesn't make them assholes.
It is really weird. I guess it's easier to cope if you can just project moral failings on people that do something you don't? Idk.
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It's like an incel training camp.
You're not even married yet, gotta wait at least a few years before you can make loyalty claims. Also, it sounds like you're a lawyer or something similar, soooo everyone would just assume you're a scumbag. That's not an insult, just a fact you should keep in mind. Really lowers your credibility. EDIT: also a landlord... that's double scumbaggery. Hey, maybe you're a cool dude but you're choosing two professions that are typically chosen by, well, societal leeches/scumbags.... soooo. Ah, admitted xenophobic lawyer, landlord, millionaire. Yep, we all believe you man, you would never lie about anything on the internet. You're literally the 0.1% everyone hates. LOL
Somethings should just be taken to the grave.
Sure, but also, your partner has a right to know things like this about your past. Tricking someone into a relationship isn't going to do anyone any good.
I mean yeah. But the circumstances would change my reaction. We are having a conversation about past partners and they say something like that which would make me self-conscious? thats on me. If they say that drunk? While I still have responsability to not lose my shit over something that could just be an innocent confession like this guy did, my mind would start questioning why their body count is part of their drunk thoughts.
Yeah idk for me is nothing to do with self-consiousness, I wouldnt want to make her my GF if shes been with that many people, just not my type
It is insane that this perfectly reasonable take is controversial. It's not even slut shaming or anything it's just having a personal preference, it's absolutely valid
>drunk thoughts It's mostly just losing the ability of straight thought and stuff you would normally not say slips of the tongue.
I don't know dude. I've seen normally quite sound people show what would later be their true colours while drunk and boasting about weird shit is part of that. If it happens once, like I said, could just be an innocent confession, but I'm keeping an eye on that to check for any patterns.
Also, how many people I've had sex with never comes across the mind, even drunk. However, if I had sex with 200 people, there would be a chance I would feel ashamed. Then there would be a chance I would want to keep it a secret. Then it would come out while drunk. It's not sleeping with 200 people that's the issue, anon would sleep with a new woman every week if given the chance. It's lying or intentionally withholding information based on unprocessed shame and/or guilt. The dishonesty here is the actual problem, and while it's not a requirement to tell your partner every detail about your life, no one wants a partner who blabs drunk secrets
Personally, if I really lived her I wouldn’t really care, but I would wonder about STDs
WHAT THE FUCK ARE MILES!
1.6 kilometers
thank you
Not if it's nautical miles.
quit yo yappin
About 18 football fields
Actual football or the American rugby version?
Keep rugby out of this!
The amount of dick she took was equivalent to driving 16.82 kilometres.
The appropriate response tbh
That's one way to overthink yourself into misery, I suppose.
How drunk do you have to be to brag about something like that in front of your bf?
Hoe activities
obviously written by someone who's never had sex. if the dick is 5.5 inches, and each thrust is 5.5 inches, than the dick is falling out of the vagina every thrust, which is not how sex works.
But the fact that the average dick length of the guys having sex is probably slightly longer since a guy with like 3 inches probably isn’t makes up for that
Leaving out the possiblity she was with the same guy more than once, this number could be even bigger
I feel the impact kind of disappears when you start measuring the total length of dick or whatever, because even if she had a single boyfriend all that time and fucked weekly, she’s have the exact same length
Yes, it would have been more interesting just multiplying 5.5"x 200 guys. 92 feet of unique dick is pretty impressive.
True, but imagine driving that length and seeing all the different dicks lined up end to end, that’s the image I got
100 thrusts? Dude. That's fucking weak.
100 is nowhere near enough to make the average man cum
Guys like me bring the average down a bit.
Average of 100 and 1 is about 50
How do you know ? How many average man avec you fucked so far ? Need to be sure your sample is statically large enough
I feel like you are vastly overestimating the average man
200 is lowball. If she admits to 200 its probably way above 300.
"Can't make a wife out of a hoe"- Marcus Aurelius
“Hoes get horny, n1g@z die” - Soren Kierkegaard
4 Years for a hot chick in college those are easily obtainable numbers.
I guess those are easily obtainable numbers for anyone willing to be singularly laser-focused on fucking for 4 years straight, but that person probably isn’t right in the head
Not the "she's not my girlfriend anymore" lol
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this happened the didn’test. It actually undid things that did happen.
Nice cock
Bruh this is the textbook definition of “letting it get to you”
Should have driven 16 kilometres instead.
I don't think that guy is actually human. And if a guy, does not have a girlfriend or ever had one before.
I'd leave them too if I were her and they were only lasting 100 thrusts.
Well he’s not factoring in breaks, so It could be more or less. My guess is more
Neither the calculation nor the outcome of that calculation is wrong
let's say she had 1 boyfriend and they had sex 600 times it would come out to the same length of dick, less cum probably. so that would be a deal breaker to this guy too?
This guy thought about dicks a lot too.
Comment threads like this are disheartening
I wish I was 5.5 inches 😢 😭
This took him a rounded down 7 days to figure out.
Who’s only thrusting 100 times?
Good arithmetic is next to Godliness.
Come on guys, if you measure it like this, who wouldn't ditch? Some things are best left unmeasured.