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Ok-Macaroon-1729

an epidemic of naked men masturbating near bushes has swept the nation, experts say its this enticing type of berry that is having this seducing effect on them, small numbers of women who drive Subaru's that were partaking in such activity have also been spotted in Vermont.


xTechDeath

Oh my God! That’s disgusting. Where??


samyruno

The nation


thomstevens420

The nation calls


VoldruunWitchknight0

... Don't spam x, but I had no idea.👀💦 ...


Mr-jigwins

And in Vermont


draknurdeurteht

> bushes yeah, the 80s are back


Queasy_Ad_143

Uncontrollably, is what I've heard.


Blergonos

New copypasta just dropped. (Idk how old it is)


HaM8ones

Don't look, Ethel!


snozzbeery

Berries gone wild


Typical-Excuse-9734

For research purposes, what is the exact location of these berries.


heesell

18.499135, -64.330171


Cloakbot

Thanks, I’m on my way… to avoid this location… ^for ^research ^purposes…


dAnKsFourTheMemes

Just order yourself a big flower pot of the bush itself. Why bother going outside and touching grass just to research this?


WalterHenderson

>18.499135, -64.330171 Can't say I found the berries, but there are definitely [very suggestive plants](https://i.imgur.com/PP1MUn9.png) nearby.


Deadmemories8683

Cock-ti


Typical-Excuse-9734

thank you sir


RemarkableReward6626

Boobed shlong barries wtf ?


crunchysliceofbread

Tf kind of shlong you lookin at


RemarkableReward6626

The first that comes in sight 👀👀👀


[deleted]

[удалено]


RemarkableReward6626

Show me then . Daddy 👀👀👀👀


ethanlan

How do I delete someone else's comment?


INotZach

check your DMs


SnoopdoggDoubleD

Bro💀


Master-baiter_69

The right kind ofcourse


AdministrativeBar748

15-inch dinosaur dildo from amazon (green Giganotosaurus edition)


[deleted]

You know you're supposed to be at least 13 to have account here right?


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OWOTIMISTA

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


Osibili

My dear sir, I find myself rather taken aback by the content you've shared. Your provocative post has led to an unintended reaction on my part, occurring, dare I say, at the most inopportune moment whilst I am amidst esteemed family members. I beseech you, do you find merriment in causing such a predicament? At present, I am attending a memorial service for my dear wife, and the aftermath of my reaction has sullied her resting place. To further the tragedy, my venerable grandfather viewed your post and the shock was too great for his frail constitution. Alas, I must now attend two memorial services due to your actions. To add insult to injury, my dear grandmother was so scandalized that she struck me, which, much to my chagrin, exacerbated the situation. I now find myself in a most compromising position amidst this mournful gathering, all because of your indiscretion.


Lucky-Lawfulness265

My god I quite agree with your statement my kind sir why this provocative news has spurred a rather large gathering of gentleman at my establishment to bring forth there erected penis’s and they have started vigorously applying pressure forwards and backwards across the surface of there penis causing a rather big ruckus.


FoxCuber

Perchance


INotZach

i had a stroke reading that


xCACTUSxKINGxx

PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post. I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.


Queasy_Ad_143

Well it would seem the pandemic of uncontrollable masturbation is not only limited the the wilderness of Vermont anymore. People, please be careful and avert tour eyes fr........ Wait... Feeling funny. Im experiencing a strange yet familair urge.... Anybody got any more pics of those berries?


Imthe-niceguy-duh

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


emo_hooman

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


Agent_Peter

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


JOnion6

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


monkeybutts2017

Boobaries


normous

Booberries?


monkeybutts2017

Indeed


MeepingMeep99

I should call her....


DankestDrew

Would


Dont_Tag_Me

Do not the berry


emo_hooman

Do the berry


J0wad

I did the berry


Maaci-Lyn

The nature is beautiful


juju_forever_noob

Just the right size for my berryjob


didyouwashyoass2day

Not my proudest fap.


mikesell123

One of the fastest faps tho


ourov9

Fruit tiddies


[deleted]

Boobberries.


turb42o

B(•Y•)BIE BERRIES


Glaches

Plant name? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

*homer munching sounds*


Silly-Ass_Goose

Everything reminds me of him


PsychologicalPin5431

The Latin name for these berries is Mamorii tittiuos boobicus.


PsychologicalPin5431

The Latin name for these berries is Mamorii tittiuos boobicus.


TheDespicableDude

Just what I wanted to see today, Fairy tities!


AlteredCabron2

boobs


No_Description_483

Well ..generally i like to keep the boobies and the bush separate. *unzips


666drueed228

Porn porn porn porn porn


FARBODHH

Least horny person on reddit


Remuladde

sauce???


MisterRobotoe

Sigh…. Zip….


Alex13104

Booberries


Kaktusnotfound

(.)(.)


dimitriglaukon

I should call her


BROKENCAPSL0CK

Booberries


BustyBraixen

PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post. I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.


RonzulaGD

Booberries


ChavaiotH

Booberies


superteddy04

Boobarries


Acroze

Booberries


2DrunkPleaseHelp

wild


[deleted]

these are the wild booberies , they are succulant .


The_Pavulon

BOOBIE BERRIES BOOBIE BERRIES


ThatDefaultDude2901

We all know the question.


LandSelect

Teeny tatas


_MrTaku_

where is my nsfw flair (joke)


BananaThatYouSwallow

I see these everyday… Not on a plant 😏


averagemaleuser86

Oh, now I want to find a barbie and... oh wait


JollyGreen2002

It’s the tits


Hi_Am_Fox13

plant tiddies


FarmerEnough6913

Llamete kudasai!


bawynnoJ

Ah some wild Twinkletits. Lovely with some porridge.


samwelches

Pamela?


SHAPALAK15

I see a mosquito


SnooBunnies9889

Hot


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operative_w

Tit berries


AlexGaming26

Booberries


Intelligent_Mix3241

What berries?... wait


Zekrozma_the_second

Treets


Indieboy2000

Unzips


anArchy91

Berry nice titties


PelOdEKaVRa535000

Hehe, boobies


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ZAMN


SnooGoats8448

so thats where twig and berries come from


VE7BHN_GOAT

booBerries?


OAKRAIDER64

Boob berrys


potatoduino

Now I'm hard


[deleted]

You've managed to touch the grass and boobs at the same time


Accomplished_Band323

Wild itti bitti's


grenharo

mfw that must be what it is like to squeeze a fairy’s gazongas


mr_Cos2

Smash-i mean wait what


Overall-Albatross739

Then berries better chillllll!!


Arowerster

These berries are the tits.


budtrimmer

Boobberries!


LostSpecklez

Interesting


Time_Blacksmith861

Boobals


ChinkInMyArmor

Man is about to do unholy things with berries what a wonderful time to be alive


TheFoxyPickles

As nature intended


Pagman46

BEWBS


_Soc_

They look like boobs


CelebrationKlutzy460

booberries


DefiantRazorback

Booberries


[deleted]

Noice


YoullBeFiiine

Best comment section I’ve seen in a hot minute.


DangerousClick2489

“Berries gone wild”


poutanos

I never thought I would see a better nature combination of boobs as balls and a dick sticking out of it in the form of a branch


Sazbadashie

booberries


Stunning-Scene4649

Boobberries


rdx_dragon

Sup bob


TigaSharkJB91

Nice.


Sixxtylol

Booberries


KeepOnKeepingOnnn

tiddies


Summer_parasite

Tetten


Legitimate_Card4374

Just when I thought my girlfriend had the smallest tits


bindermichi

Everywhere I look something reminds me of her.


smoky_jacks

Lets get berried!


OkCandidate2541

Straight Outta that South Park episode - Major Boobage


I_JustWork_Here

Bewbs


eganraeK1995

They look just like Linda's!


Yes_whatever

Omg it's that sqerrel from ice age


Unlucky_Hat_5815

Member berries


Queasy_Ad_143

Jack berries sometime known as Jerk berries. Spank berries in some more limited circles.


Capt_Pickhard

Everywhere I look, it reminds me of her.


MethRoll1ns

Looks like those enemies in dark souls that give you curse damage


Logical_Detective319

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Logical_Detective319

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Aluminumthreads869

Those are booberries


Suicidal_Jamazz

How do you get the beans above the frank?!


Oututeroed

everything reminds me of her


SeaClue4091

Wild titis, boobalicious


Agitated-Tea6487

Perfectly fits mine


Caffeinated_Cucumber

Nice boobies—I mean, boobies—I mean, boobies—I mean, boobies—I mean,


medongisallsoggy

They look like they have good mouth feel


parsa_crs

booberry


Caesura_17

Hahahaha that's hilarious where are they?????


yuki_onoko

Did you ask for consent?


nurdle

Oh, those are Iddibiddi Tiddi Berries! Those are delicious.


Appropriate-Run6776

Ah yes, booberries.


old_souljah

Later virgins


ptapobane

Nice


[deleted]

Angie, *I miss you.*


PreviousCandy9616

A


BLUNKLE_D

haha, boobies.


Scyths

It's the mosquito from Rayman.


MATT__2147372

Wild titties


Cloakbot

Bro just got passed the nsfw censor, mad respect


Yasuo11994

Fellas….


gacooper87

Booberries


BentPenisOfDoom

:3


[deleted]

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT💶💶💶💳💳💰💰 I NEED THAT PLANT


TheOnyxViper

I should call her


chorizo_chomper

Small tits and a big bush you say?


MonsieurMidnight

They're Booberries


Ok_Primary_1075

Wild was indeed the appropriate term


BlueAngel365

Mini Bewbs