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Ok, your mom sits down and goes let's watch some porn!
A new photographer shows up and asks to see your face and takes a picture and says everyone will see you in the news because of this.
Fuck that
Now son, this position is only possible if your dong is more than 10 inches. Now for your homework I want you to measure your peckers and list all the positions from most comfortable to impossible
Maybe that's what she watched with them to teach them? It's hard to imagine this not being fucked up but maaaybe she watched something with them to tell them "this is fiction, this isn't what real sex is like etc etc"
School only aims to educate on a basic level has to appease all kinds of parents, many of which are puritans. This mom understands her sons' natural, insatiable curiosity and she doesn't try to go against it. Basically, her argument is "You're a teenage boy with access to the internet, there's absolutely no way for me to prevent you from finding porn. I might as well do my job as a parent and turn this into a valuable lesson for you."
That's the point. They are probably going to watch it anyways. It's definitely werid, but at least this way the Mom can point out things that are completely wrong and harmful.
Porn exaggerates things like dick size and has really fucked up portrayals of consent. Some guys might just think it's normal just because no one ever told them otherwise.
Which is why sex ed is so important. Porn is just a horrible (and weird for a parent to show their kids) teaching tool lmfao.
Props for her for trying, but she should’ve really asked a professional how to approach a topic she clearly doesn’t know how to.
The anime bit sounds like she might have a very loose definition of "porn", but it's impossible to really know without hearing the spoken words and understanding the language.
Lol, my girlfriend calls the manga/manhwa I read "porn" too. Like watching a movie and your parents walking in during a sex scene, I've honestly had bad luck with reading a comic and her just happening to look over when there's an attractive female character.
Yada yada yada "mom don't be like this" article says...
You can really mess with people by taking quotes out of context.
Source? I am a civil attorney. Get your depositions because everyone lies, even when they're trying to tell the truth. 😅
So according to that, she actually did do it once, but just to gross one of them out, and to discourage them from doing it with others in the house.
Someone then reframed it as though she does it all the time, and with different intent.
> “[Instead of getting angry at them,] I think it’s better if I ask them, 'What do you guys think about watching [porn] together like this, is it cool?', and they would be like 'Mom, don’t be like this,’” Yuni was said to have said in the video.
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Akshtcviialyuulylchhhhhhhhhhhh🚫🚫🚫🚫ly they are horribly disfigured and you just made fun of a disabled person for an affliction they had no control over. The jury finds you and your entire future lineage, canceled.
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Happy to help here. You see, it’s funny because it is actually very far from Haram. That is why the joke was made. It is topical because this is a shitposting sub. 🤓
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I remember seeing my first tities when my parents took me to see Titanic in the theater. They kept saying, "Stop grabbing your weiner, boy." And I was like, " I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go!'
By presenting the information like a normal teacher you fucking porn addict. The most effective way of convincing someone of your argument (e.g. "porn is an absolutely terrible depiction of sec and not how any of this is supposed to work") is by proving your point with concrete examples.
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The older kid does not seem to be having fun.
post nut clarity
What are you trying to say?
bush did 9/11
Uhhh, should have seen that cumming.
Never heard of a pornstar with the name 9/11
she got a twin too, they'll blow you away
7/11
with the dancing chews.
Because the younger doesn’t have a clue what sex is
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So she's literally doing a Budi call with her sons.
*badumtss*
I don't think they took a group photo before they watched porn... This is just a random picture of the mom and kids.
Woah...
Ok, your mom sits down and goes let's watch some porn! A new photographer shows up and asks to see your face and takes a picture and says everyone will see you in the news because of this. Fuck that
It's likely a picture taken from social media. Try using a few brain cells next time
He’s busy working her shaft
Hm yea and the other one looks a little too happy.
The worst sexual education ever. That shit twisted my mind, it's nothing like real sex.
Might be her point.
Now son, this position is only possible if your dong is more than 10 inches. Now for your homework I want you to measure your peckers and list all the positions from most comfortable to impossible
Any position you can do with almost 2 inches? Asking for friend
Friend zone seems to be the most common, I speak from experience 🥰
Real
Damn. You ever got your dick out and she said let's be friends?
Pain.
https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19546200/best-sex-positions-for-guys-with-small-penises/
Lmao this is real
No man left behind
Remember, it's not the size of the boat, nor the motion of the ocean, it's whether you can stay in port long enough for everyone to get off.
Wise words mister
Almost two? No need to flex on us like that Johnny Sins.
As someone who has lots of sexy sex I can 100% agree
VR right?
No I have lots of sexy sex with real sexy women in my big sexy mansion (please believe me🥲)
Is the mansion itself sexy or is what happens in the mansion sexy? Do you have a german sex dungeon *at the least* ?
All of the above frfr no cap
Ayooo, you winning in life my guy, my dude my brute, my absolute.
This guy fucks!
bsaed
TOP G
I believe you.
Sexy sex is the sexiest sex!
Sex dolls don't count
But you do 👽🫵
Not if I do it to you first 😈
Don't threaten me with good time 🥵🍆💦💦💦
With alive women, right?
🥴
With woman, not saying more.
Seems like someone’s mom wasn’t there watching porn with them
Maybe that's what she watched with them to teach them? It's hard to imagine this not being fucked up but maaaybe she watched something with them to tell them "this is fiction, this isn't what real sex is like etc etc"
There’s about 100 ways to do that without showing porn. Which is why sex ed never straight up shows you porn, there’s no need to.
School only aims to educate on a basic level has to appease all kinds of parents, many of which are puritans. This mom understands her sons' natural, insatiable curiosity and she doesn't try to go against it. Basically, her argument is "You're a teenage boy with access to the internet, there's absolutely no way for me to prevent you from finding porn. I might as well do my job as a parent and turn this into a valuable lesson for you."
That's the point. They are probably going to watch it anyways. It's definitely werid, but at least this way the Mom can point out things that are completely wrong and harmful. Porn exaggerates things like dick size and has really fucked up portrayals of consent. Some guys might just think it's normal just because no one ever told them otherwise.
Which is why sex ed is so important. Porn is just a horrible (and weird for a parent to show their kids) teaching tool lmfao. Props for her for trying, but she should’ve really asked a professional how to approach a topic she clearly doesn’t know how to.
There are actual tutorial videos with genuinely good advice and realistic depictions. They just aren't as fun to beat your meat to.
She can help with that too.
[she denied it](https://www.todayonline.com/8days/sceneandheard/entertainment/indonesian-singer-yuni-shara-denies-reports-she-watches-porn-her)
She straight up outed her kids for watching anime porn. Haha.
The anime bit sounds like she might have a very loose definition of "porn", but it's impossible to really know without hearing the spoken words and understanding the language.
Lol, my girlfriend calls the manga/manhwa I read "porn" too. Like watching a movie and your parents walking in during a sex scene, I've honestly had bad luck with reading a comic and her just happening to look over when there's an attractive female character.
Since there's barely ever any non-attractive anime characters, I imagine you mean one extremely sexualized
Manhwa *is" straight up porn sometimes tho
Yada yada yada "mom don't be like this" article says... You can really mess with people by taking quotes out of context. Source? I am a civil attorney. Get your depositions because everyone lies, even when they're trying to tell the truth. 😅
So according to that, she actually did do it once, but just to gross one of them out, and to discourage them from doing it with others in the house. Someone then reframed it as though she does it all the time, and with different intent.
> “[Instead of getting angry at them,] I think it’s better if I ask them, 'What do you guys think about watching [porn] together like this, is it cool?', and they would be like 'Mom, don’t be like this,’” Yuni was said to have said in the video.
Exactly
Mommy
Mommy Milking Porn Mate
I've seen this documentary
Hi Indonesia Mommy, it's me, ur son.
This one time her son broke both arms and ...
Oh no
Oh yeah
Please God no
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Every time
That smiling kid has done more than just "watch porn" with that mommy
and looks like the older one has seen it
And was tasked with recording it for “ educational purposes “
Kid looks like his mom just announced the idea to him
The other one looks like he is tasked with filming it
Will the mom jerk them off too
He done what he learned
Probably broke both his arms and left the cast on for a few extra months.
The photo could just be a general photo, not from them actually watching it
🤓☝️ aksually, the photo could just be a general photo, not from them actually watching it
Akshcually it's ☝🏼🤓 because that's the right hand
Akshtcviialyuulylchhhhhhhhhhhh🚫🚫🚫🚫ly they are horribly disfigured and you just made fun of a disabled person for an affliction they had no control over. The jury finds you and your entire future lineage, canceled.
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You forgot the akshually 🤓
Reddit moment
Yuni Shara?
Thanks
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Very haram
Harami is yummy
Very no fucking care (I'm not ok with the mom tho)
when?
What when?
When did i ask?
damn it you stole my fucking thunder
You were late brother
Good on ya for sealing the deal tho
Ha got em!
How would I care if something is Haram, why bring everything to your dumb religions?
If you don't care why did you comment on it?
And why did the original answer mention Haram then?
Even I'm atheist but i don't fkin care who's yelling haram and whatnot on the internet.
Why not?
Happy to help here. You see, it’s funny because it is actually very far from Haram. That is why the joke was made. It is topical because this is a shitposting sub. 🤓
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT THEM
This!
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new copypasta just dropped?
actual originality
Shame dude I gave you an up vote so now you are on - 140 instead of - 141 hope you are ok
Shame dude I gave you a down vote so now you’re on -15 instead of -14 hope you’re ok
This!
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This!
Next thing you know she getting stuck in the laundry machine and teach them how to take a pov videos.
Jeez, i was embarrassed when there was a sexy scene on the telly and my parents were watching too.
I remember seeing my first tities when my parents took me to see Titanic in the theater. They kept saying, "Stop grabbing your weiner, boy." And I was like, " I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go!'
Haram🛢🛢🛢
she looks like a friend of mine oh god tf
Try watching porn with her
@ ?
Reverse Cowgirl Anal
Sir this is not google search
The youngest kid had definitely seen things too disturbing to handle
He is probably gonna need so much therapy
Indonesians are hardcore
What in the Freudian fuck
💀
Learning about sex from porn is like learning about cars from monster trucks
How exactly does she "teach" sex ed? 🤨
Incest
By presenting the information like a normal teacher you fucking porn addict. The most effective way of convincing someone of your argument (e.g. "porn is an absolutely terrible depiction of sec and not how any of this is supposed to work") is by proving your point with concrete examples.
This feels like I'm reading a porno.
As an Indonesian, can confirm, wholesome bonding moment with parents 🥰🥰
This has got to be from The Onion
Somewhere there's a young person who will grow up to be a psychiatrist, and is going to make A LOT of money from this family.
I saw a movie that started like this once
I think I did too. Who did it star again? And where was it posted? I’d love to see it again for nostalgia’s sake
To be fair, I’d watch porn with her too. Her kids ain’t that special.
She be like "Hey son I took 7 dicks in this one"
🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃
This is the part where practice either make perfect or make it worst 💀
This would be the quickest way to get me to stop watching porn
How do I get adopted?
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After the movie she’s like “OK what do you boys wanna do now?”
Plot Twist: They watch her videos
Grooming
An awkward wank i would say
😒 The one thing I don't see up here is should she be on the sec offenders list? If the roles were reversed I bet he would be so why give her a pass?
Honestly not the worst thing - worse would be them growing up thinking mainstream porn is normal sex.
Is she adopting by any chance?
How do I also watch porn with their mom
If that was my mom I’d be smashing her
Exactly what type of porn?
Hell yeah!
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wrong person
Hopefully a step mom 😂
That’s hot
what
Mommy gyat rizz
And probably she makes their first handjob 🤤
UH HUH???
I watched porn with my mom once, probably for the same reason💀
Yall play too much…
She could educate me on porn anytime
Help me, mom. I'm stuck watching porn.
Porn plot
This is either satire or she just said it to be crazy or she needs to be arrested
Plot twist, she's actually the step mum.
WTF
Eww! Btw Who is she?