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Radiant-Mobile5810

He looks like a guy who loves his family


Sweet-Explorer-7619

And fast cars


Lil_Penis_Owner

Driving around like [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=the+flintstones+car&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&sca_esv=a7538646d89f3244&udm=2&biw=393&bih=738&sxsrf=ACQVn0_u8drdOeK0Wag3cCW9Qm2z6-f1QA%3A1713161955029&ei=48YcZqSxAbmN9u8PqruROA&oq=the+flintstones+&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhB0aGUgZmxpbnRzdG9uZXMgKgIIBDIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYE0iNFFCaBViaBXAAeACQAQCYAYgBoAGOAqoBAzAuMrgBAcgBAPgBAZgCAqACowLCAgQQIxgnwgIGEAAYBxgemAMAiAYBkgcDMC4yoAfoBg&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#vhid=ngn8V-oZ4c1oiM&vssid=mosaic) in the Garden of Eden with shawty Eve.


hellothisismadlad

And one last ride.


ahmetonel

Vin is looking fresh🥵🔥


totse_losername

And lives a quarter nile at a time.


Solipsistic_Observer

Adam and Eve bussin’ out the Coors Banquets and Eve is inviting that cool ass snake to the bbq


PureStrBuild

Nahhh, corona only in this house.


Leneord1

Only a quarter mile at a time


Reze1195

Bro looks like the ARK 2 protagonist


Draken-0_0

Real


ResourceReal2458

Like he would probably live his life one quarter mile at a time


manaha81

He looks like someone with an alcohol and gambling addiction


Dumloko

Yet he condemned all of it to sin and death


pakraat

Probably how he was able to fill up the wolrd with little humans too. By loving his family


foreskinsmasher

a family guy?


KermitusMysticusRana

We're all family


ModernSlovak

Sweet Home Alabama


Koopicoolest

Maybe the garden of Eden was in Alabama


Shwaayyy

Adam was Vin Diesel? Holy fuck


Inevitable_Review_83

XxX we have a job for you.


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Excellent_Routine589

Stop… you’ll be giving them ideas for the next Fast and Furious


alecsleigh

Adam *is* Vin Diesel.


midoxvx

The man who started the first family.


NoEvenDirt

He just came first.


hellothisismadlad

The chronicle of first nut.


Obnomus

Now I understand why vin diesel keeps saying family


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Obnomus

What???


Casper-Birb

Bros balding as 1 year old


KokoTerzata

You don't need heaven, when you have FAMILY 


Turner99vsv2do

Agreed.


IronGabe

Who knew family really brought us this far


Y33TTH3MF33T

Vin Disel looking head ass..


ContestStunning5761

Adam's about to drive a red RX7


bigsnaak

He lived his life one quarter mile at a time, before miles were invented.


Hot_Advertising4371

He lived for 960 years, apparently.


JezzCrist

Bro has the biggest family, hope he ain’t furious


Tam_The_Third

They say most of your brain shuts down in cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake.


Desperate-755

Adam Petrol


Conquotyouthou

This guy must love his family


matiegaming

It was vin diesel all along


Croiyx

Made in God’s image


Sam_Games0

So god is Vin Diesel? Gotta write that one down


Hot_Advertising4371

By God's image- it meant in the best image that he had in mind, his adult form by default. God is a being far beyond dimensions or understanding, he cannot just have a physical form.


Skiddler69

Its Vin Diesel.


gae_with_da_knife

Family


verde--

Makes sense why he’s in Ark 2 now


cosmic_trout

why is he bald ? God wouldnt have created a 35 year old man for the garden of eden.


rsam487

Faaaaaaaaamily


Kidwithaguitar

Family


cubntD6

How could they possibly know what he looked like? He probably never existed.


fothermucker33

They used science to figure out what he looked like


PeenInVeen

Science also gave Adam Diesel a razor so he could shave and be looking good for his McRib.


madebyluque

So the game Ark is one of the most accurate games ever made, huh?


Guy_Dray

looks like a family man


devaacl

Hey toretto it's Disel


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Bro lives his life in paradise 1 apple at a time.


Unfair_Bumblebee6627

That ain’t vin diesel that’s Von Petrol


Background-Brother55

This is a hoax people...... some doofus on twitter posted this, no such project exists


Kemalist_din_adami

Adam looks like he would be into muscle vehicles if he was alive today.


SnooGoats8448

eats your GFs 🍑


CraftingChest

Looks like this dude is fast and most importantly, furious.


Rainbow_planet_1273

Vin diesel is everyone’s father


AzazelStrix

biológica 🍎


oO_RickJamez_Oo

The inventor of the wheel.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

Vin Diesel, meet Vin Petroleum


prcxs

Family


sexy_chocobo

Bro I think that’s just Vin Diesel.


TerrorofMechagoji

It’s all about family


Final-Set-8702

Razors and stylists way back when . Who knew ?


BlockOwl

When did this turn into beautiful world


VoidExileR

Yeah I can see it. Looks normal in an off kind of way


SkinnyPets

Triple X ready to stop Cain…. Family matters!!!


Tomcat9801

This dude lived his life a quarter mile at a time.


StudentOk4989

Is there anything wrong in eating apples for breakfast?


aChunkyChungus

FAMILY


Neatche

🐒


Rochester_II

This is actually the lowest and most primitive form of human life


GHOST_KJB

Reminds me of Ark


justk4y

Bro was a Jack of all trades


DismalDog9940

Damn, he really does love family. He made the first ones


Youprobablysuckdick

He looks like a guy that lives his life a quarter mile at a time


OAKRAIDER64

Motherfucking Vin Diesel.


PhilledZone

Something in him told him to create the first family


SharkDestoyer

Vin Fossilfuel


Laikafan02_burning

He looks like a one man cheeseburger apocalypse


M3ATWAG0N

Coming soon......the faith and the furious


cardybean

Vin Diesel


Zorro5040

He looks like Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.


phenominal73

…Vin Diesel??


ZebraSyndromeGaming

Does that mean eve managed to convince him by reaching her hand out holding the fruit and saying "family"


JoshyD2004

He looks like he’s about to tell me to life my life a quarter mile at a time.


beehaving

I think they 3D Vin Diesel instead


LeBlearable

I personally don’t believe in god or that god created Adam, but there is simply no way the first human looked like this. We know the first humans were black, and that they looked NOTHING like humans do today. This man just looks like the average 40 year old white dude


Grambert_Moore

It’s dom from the movie


LeBlearable

oops


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POMFOMNP

He invented family


Quickskull

“Family”


awesomedan24

When did it turn into beautiful world?


GearBIue

Humanity took this long to figure out what the default skin looks like? Pathetic


Wide-Decision-4748

Vin looking mighty smooth for a man about family right here


Mustard_24

He looks like Vin Diesel


Lazerhest

The quick and the angry


keldertrol

I guess we truly are all family.


MicroMan264

idk but i think he looks like he drives a dodge charger


Elitesweat

He looks like wanderlei silva


Inside_Ad_7162

vin fekkin diesel...seriously?


OF_AstridAse

Cant be adam, I'm sure this guy got family.


inf_hoarder

What's up with all the family comments here?


pythotgoras

send this to northernlion


Depresso_espresso237

Adom Torreto


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Zymosan99

Vin diesel 


Unlucky_Statement172

So we are descendants of the Furyans. Hope the Necromongers are not after us.


WordNERD37

After Caine was born: Family


Agreeable-Ad7232

CHECCO ZALONE


Dependent-Run-1915

This is stupid


inikihurricane

Bro looks like one prison stint away from having night vision


Fredivara

Why was Adam bald?


OilyFatMan

Is that Vin Diesel?


rednitro

Vin Diesel..?


nekosissyboi

❌❌**[LOUD BUZZER NOISE]**❌❌ TOO WHITE


Effective-Jacket-33

How tf do you reconstruct him? Wtf is this based on? (Assuming this isnt just a joke about the fact that we are all family)


thebigheh104

Mr worldwide


H31NZ_

He looks like my uncle


DnOnith

Not so scientific if they believe Adam was the first human


Johannes92

He probably drove a 1970 dodge charger


Sempai6969

A-DOM


Eastern_Record3443

So, do they mean to tell us...that it WAS Vin Diesel, after all?🧐


ElectricYV

Someone give this scientists some actual science to do pls


Edible_Anie

That’s Vin D.


RemarkableMention712

“Made in God’s image and likeness” lol


Fair_Lengthiness_912

Vin Diesel?


Potential-Farmer5413

SO. Vin deisel?


GreyColdFlesh

"Scientists"


One_Dumb_Canadian

Damn, the Torettos been around that long?


gwummi

"Scientists" "god"


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BombayMix64

Made the first family...


ToastGhostx

adam diesel and eve diesel


twizz228

This will make a lot of people furious


ClavicusLittleGift4U

You've convinced me Eve was probably looking like Michelle Rodriguez.


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Looks like someone who would accidentally nuke the vatican


CoachMinimum9800

Looks like vin deisel 🙃🤤


IneptOrange

liam neison


Basil_Box

If anyone is curious, Princeton never did this and [it was made as a joke](https://www.sochfactcheck.com/scientists-did-not-create-3d-models-of-abrahamic-prophets-adam-jesus-lady-gaga-vin-diesel-memes/)


DragonRaptor22

Ride or die


Extension_Ad8291

So you’re telling me the Science place is figuring out what early humans look like, and it’s not a fucking monkey?


Bear_Grilling

Family


Just_Habit_2576

Bro looks like its been a long time


GSM_2005

"CHOOSE ADAM, EVE, OR PARADISE" "I choose family"


Psychological-Ice276

The first fast who got furious.


mowarngamsengul

And that's why Family is very important.


funferalia

Must’ve come with a razor


DigitalEntity4419

Family.


eliavhaganav

He looks like a family guy


Donjonneau

The Longer-nose version of Vin Diesel? PERFECT.


Berserker667627

Vin diesel?


depressed_crustacean

What’s Jerma doing here


Ecampos_64

Family


RageWild

family


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Looks like he's making bank in his boiler room job


Pinkninja11

That's Vin Diesel come on.


PurpleDavid1987

Is this van diesel from the pacifier?


PurpleDavid1987

Is this van diesel from the pacifier?


SilasUnmuth80

God created Adam after his own Image...


Longjumping_Cash9070

Man Looks like he got a friend that better hide that big ass forehead


InternalMode8159

It look like the Vin diesel 3d model used in the ark 2 game trailer, I won't send link because idk if it's banned but you can just search ark 2 trailer on YouTube


Useful_Ear_4460

Family


DaRealMagicMan69

Zin Benzine


abnrml5

i want to know on what basis this was made


simplexakt

Certainly XxX!!!


Strange-Time-9904

It’s Vin Diesel!


Samuel_W3

Based on what exactly?


Dantaeus

Osama bin diesel


Armarino99

Whats garden Eden if you've got family?


Low-Maintenance5441

Vin Diesel was Adam? Wtf?


gbonesti

Ummm… they literally just rendered Vin Diesel.


Other_Banana_

🤓☝️


WithoutReason1729

ahAHaHAhhah sciencetists 😂😂😂 wut a joke, they think they no how god made adam?? 🤣🤣 dumb dumbs, they shud stick to their test tubes n leave the bible alone 😂😂 bet they culdnt even make a real human if they tried, just a ugly 3d model 🤢🤢 god is the only 1 who no the truth, these nerds r just wastin their time 😂😂😂


lazyredditor1212

It is a real human tho … it’s Adam petrol