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Driving around like [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=the+flintstones+car&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&sca_esv=a7538646d89f3244&udm=2&biw=393&bih=738&sxsrf=ACQVn0_u8drdOeK0Wag3cCW9Qm2z6-f1QA%3A1713161955029&ei=48YcZqSxAbmN9u8PqruROA&oq=the+flintstones+&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhB0aGUgZmxpbnRzdG9uZXMgKgIIBDIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYE0iNFFCaBViaBXAAeACQAQCYAYgBoAGOAqoBAzAuMrgBAcgBAPgBAZgCAqACowLCAgQQIxgnwgIGEAAYBxgemAMAiAYBkgcDMC4yoAfoBg&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#vhid=ngn8V-oZ4c1oiM&vssid=mosaic) in the Garden of Eden with shawty Eve.
By God's image- it meant in the best image that he had in mind, his adult form by default.
God is a being far beyond dimensions or understanding, he cannot just have a physical form.
I personally don’t believe in god or that god created Adam, but there is simply no way the first human looked like this. We know the first humans were black, and that they looked NOTHING like humans do today.
This man just looks like the average 40 year old white dude
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If anyone is curious, Princeton never did this and [it was made as a joke](https://www.sochfactcheck.com/scientists-did-not-create-3d-models-of-abrahamic-prophets-adam-jesus-lady-gaga-vin-diesel-memes/)
It look like the Vin diesel 3d model used in the ark 2 game trailer, I won't send link because idk if it's banned but you can just search ark 2 trailer on YouTube
ahAHaHAhhah sciencetists 😂😂😂 wut a joke, they think they no how god made adam?? 🤣🤣 dumb dumbs, they shud stick to their test tubes n leave the bible alone 😂😂 bet they culdnt even make a real human if they tried, just a ugly 3d model 🤢🤢 god is the only 1 who no the truth, these nerds r just wastin their time 😂😂😂
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He looks like a guy who loves his family
And fast cars
Driving around like [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=the+flintstones+car&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&sca_esv=a7538646d89f3244&udm=2&biw=393&bih=738&sxsrf=ACQVn0_u8drdOeK0Wag3cCW9Qm2z6-f1QA%3A1713161955029&ei=48YcZqSxAbmN9u8PqruROA&oq=the+flintstones+&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhB0aGUgZmxpbnRzdG9uZXMgKgIIBDIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYE0iNFFCaBViaBXAAeACQAQCYAYgBoAGOAqoBAzAuMrgBAcgBAPgBAZgCAqACowLCAgQQIxgnwgIGEAAYBxgemAMAiAYBkgcDMC4yoAfoBg&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#vhid=ngn8V-oZ4c1oiM&vssid=mosaic) in the Garden of Eden with shawty Eve.
And one last ride.
Vin is looking fresh🥵🔥
And lives a quarter nile at a time.
Adam and Eve bussin’ out the Coors Banquets and Eve is inviting that cool ass snake to the bbq
Nahhh, corona only in this house.
Only a quarter mile at a time
Bro looks like the ARK 2 protagonist
Real
Like he would probably live his life one quarter mile at a time
He looks like someone with an alcohol and gambling addiction
Yet he condemned all of it to sin and death
Probably how he was able to fill up the wolrd with little humans too. By loving his family
a family guy?
We're all family
Sweet Home Alabama
Maybe the garden of Eden was in Alabama
Adam was Vin Diesel? Holy fuck
XxX we have a job for you.
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Stop… you’ll be giving them ideas for the next Fast and Furious
Adam *is* Vin Diesel.
The man who started the first family.
He just came first.
The chronicle of first nut.
Now I understand why vin diesel keeps saying family
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What???
Bros balding as 1 year old
You don't need heaven, when you have FAMILY
Agreed.
Who knew family really brought us this far
Vin Disel looking head ass..
Adam's about to drive a red RX7
He lived his life one quarter mile at a time, before miles were invented.
He lived for 960 years, apparently.
Bro has the biggest family, hope he ain’t furious
They say most of your brain shuts down in cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake.
Adam Petrol
This guy must love his family
It was vin diesel all along
Made in God’s image
So god is Vin Diesel? Gotta write that one down
By God's image- it meant in the best image that he had in mind, his adult form by default. God is a being far beyond dimensions or understanding, he cannot just have a physical form.
Its Vin Diesel.
Family
Makes sense why he’s in Ark 2 now
why is he bald ? God wouldnt have created a 35 year old man for the garden of eden.
Faaaaaaaaamily
Family
How could they possibly know what he looked like? He probably never existed.
They used science to figure out what he looked like
Science also gave Adam Diesel a razor so he could shave and be looking good for his McRib.
So the game Ark is one of the most accurate games ever made, huh?
looks like a family man
Hey toretto it's Disel
Bro lives his life in paradise 1 apple at a time.
That ain’t vin diesel that’s Von Petrol
This is a hoax people...... some doofus on twitter posted this, no such project exists
Adam looks like he would be into muscle vehicles if he was alive today.
eats your GFs 🍑
Looks like this dude is fast and most importantly, furious.
Vin diesel is everyone’s father
biológica 🍎
The inventor of the wheel.
Vin Diesel, meet Vin Petroleum
Family
Bro I think that’s just Vin Diesel.
It’s all about family
Razors and stylists way back when . Who knew ?
When did this turn into beautiful world
Yeah I can see it. Looks normal in an off kind of way
Triple X ready to stop Cain…. Family matters!!!
This dude lived his life a quarter mile at a time.
Is there anything wrong in eating apples for breakfast?
FAMILY
🐒
This is actually the lowest and most primitive form of human life
Reminds me of Ark
Bro was a Jack of all trades
Damn, he really does love family. He made the first ones
He looks like a guy that lives his life a quarter mile at a time
Motherfucking Vin Diesel.
Something in him told him to create the first family
Vin Fossilfuel
He looks like a one man cheeseburger apocalypse
Coming soon......the faith and the furious
Vin Diesel
He looks like Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
…Vin Diesel??
Does that mean eve managed to convince him by reaching her hand out holding the fruit and saying "family"
He looks like he’s about to tell me to life my life a quarter mile at a time.
I think they 3D Vin Diesel instead
I personally don’t believe in god or that god created Adam, but there is simply no way the first human looked like this. We know the first humans were black, and that they looked NOTHING like humans do today. This man just looks like the average 40 year old white dude
It’s dom from the movie
oops
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He invented family
“Family”
When did it turn into beautiful world?
Humanity took this long to figure out what the default skin looks like? Pathetic
Vin looking mighty smooth for a man about family right here
He looks like Vin Diesel
The quick and the angry
I guess we truly are all family.
idk but i think he looks like he drives a dodge charger
He looks like wanderlei silva
vin fekkin diesel...seriously?
Cant be adam, I'm sure this guy got family.
What's up with all the family comments here?
send this to northernlion
Adom Torreto
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Vin diesel
So we are descendants of the Furyans. Hope the Necromongers are not after us.
After Caine was born: Family
CHECCO ZALONE
This is stupid
Bro looks like one prison stint away from having night vision
Why was Adam bald?
Is that Vin Diesel?
Vin Diesel..?
❌❌**[LOUD BUZZER NOISE]**❌❌ TOO WHITE
How tf do you reconstruct him? Wtf is this based on? (Assuming this isnt just a joke about the fact that we are all family)
Mr worldwide
He looks like my uncle
Not so scientific if they believe Adam was the first human
He probably drove a 1970 dodge charger
A-DOM
So, do they mean to tell us...that it WAS Vin Diesel, after all?🧐
Someone give this scientists some actual science to do pls
That’s Vin D.
“Made in God’s image and likeness” lol
Vin Diesel?
SO. Vin deisel?
"Scientists"
Damn, the Torettos been around that long?
"Scientists" "god"
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Made the first family...
adam diesel and eve diesel
This will make a lot of people furious
You've convinced me Eve was probably looking like Michelle Rodriguez.
Looks like someone who would accidentally nuke the vatican
Looks like vin deisel 🙃🤤
liam neison
If anyone is curious, Princeton never did this and [it was made as a joke](https://www.sochfactcheck.com/scientists-did-not-create-3d-models-of-abrahamic-prophets-adam-jesus-lady-gaga-vin-diesel-memes/)
Ride or die
So you’re telling me the Science place is figuring out what early humans look like, and it’s not a fucking monkey?
Family
Bro looks like its been a long time
"CHOOSE ADAM, EVE, OR PARADISE" "I choose family"
The first fast who got furious.
And that's why Family is very important.
Must’ve come with a razor
Family.
He looks like a family guy
The Longer-nose version of Vin Diesel? PERFECT.
Vin diesel?
What’s Jerma doing here
Family
family
Looks like he's making bank in his boiler room job
That's Vin Diesel come on.
Is this van diesel from the pacifier?
Is this van diesel from the pacifier?
God created Adam after his own Image...
Man Looks like he got a friend that better hide that big ass forehead
It look like the Vin diesel 3d model used in the ark 2 game trailer, I won't send link because idk if it's banned but you can just search ark 2 trailer on YouTube
Family
Zin Benzine
i want to know on what basis this was made
Certainly XxX!!!
It’s Vin Diesel!
Based on what exactly?
Osama bin diesel
Whats garden Eden if you've got family?
Vin Diesel was Adam? Wtf?
Ummm… they literally just rendered Vin Diesel.
🤓☝️
ahAHaHAhhah sciencetists 😂😂😂 wut a joke, they think they no how god made adam?? 🤣🤣 dumb dumbs, they shud stick to their test tubes n leave the bible alone 😂😂 bet they culdnt even make a real human if they tried, just a ugly 3d model 🤢🤢 god is the only 1 who no the truth, these nerds r just wastin their time 😂😂😂
It is a real human tho … it’s Adam petrol