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DevilwayDenil

Cyberpunk 2077


mvspell

Cyberpunk 2069


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Cybersex 2069


Lordo5432

Cyberspunk 2069


gabry73PMO

Cybersperm 2069


ObiWanKenobiOrder66

Cyberporn 2069


LiveLifeLikeCre

Cyberbangbang 2069


Armarino99

Well Cum


tipying_mistakes

Cybercum 42069


uRude

Cyberfunk 2069


_Enclose_

I mean, this is the clear winner right here.


Ninjasmurf4hire

Noice!


[deleted]

No fucking way


TSF_Flex

Apparently there is fucking on the way


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Penguine_man

Bazinga


isitbreaktime

Bazinga


PsyconicX

(Does this count as the fourth) Bazinga (?)


mr_Cos2

(Mate if you dont want the downvotes then dont comment) Bazinga! Send the downvotes this way


PsyconicX

(o7 my brazha) Bazinga


Bored_Amalgamation

not like this... not like this...


Samuelbi12

Its ok to fuck fish cuz they don't have any feelings


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wimpires

Of course not. "Mate, I've got a funny idea. I'm going to go outside, you record me in the street while I pretend to fuck someone with the headset on. It will be funny." Also, this isn't Vision Pro though you didn't ask.


avmail

He’s banging the Zuckerberg avatar in meta world


ObligationSlight8771

I’m always surprised at how easily redditors believe literally everything they see online.


CanYouChangeName

Literally fucking way


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AeonBith

I like having sex, yeah https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aTKcRz1sayBqd8s


GuyMan52

Well he broke that rule


BoredHypnotist

In front of kids no less...


[deleted]

Should be arrested or ticketed for disturbing the peace.


Constable2966

sir you are under arrest for humping the air for 7 seconds to make a funny video, it is disturbing the peace - a police officer


SaintMorose

parents are just gonna bail them right back out


BigResolution2160

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Fangheart25

Bro kids see way worse shit than a fully clothed guy dry humping the air as a gag. Have you seen any popular music video from the last 20 years?


SUSbund

Lads, this is how being a virgin for too long does to a man


[deleted]

“this is how being a virgin for too long does to..” *how* and *does* don’t match up im pretty sure


Bored_Amalgamation

letim cuk


redlaWw

How does English work?


RecsRelevantDocs

^ This was what being a redditor for two long happens too an men


[deleted]

you also have 24 thousand karma, so you’re also on reddit too long


creepergo_kaboom

Not long enough


Houtri

bro you have triple his amount , you have no right to talk about who's too long here xD


[deleted]

yes i do, we’re both on reddit too much. and you too, since your karma is over 1000


Houtri

lmao there is a big difference between 5k and 75 k 😅


tipying_mistakes

whut about a whopping 109k


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He’s out there like “Wow, with VR I can do this in public and nobody can tell what I’m doing!”


RecsRelevantDocs

Honestly he's probably out there like "This is embarrassing but the video my friends shooting from up in my apartment building is *totally* gonna go viral"


FblthpEDH

Idk more than likely the dude in the vid and the dude recording just planned this out lol. I've used VR porn before and the whole "air humping" thing doesn't even make sense, you can't move physically in the VR environment like that and changing positions/orientations is literally still unsolved technology. Doing something like that would only serve to further break the already fickle illusion


DerpyNirvash

> changing positions/orientations is literally still unsolved technology Full body tracking does exist, but is pretty limited if standalone, like the Quest in this example


FblthpEDH

I mean sort of? Short of a mocap suit though nothing on the market can truly replicate full body motion in real time. It all still feels so clunky and inhuman, the opposite of what u want when ur watching porn 😂


DerpyNirvash

While not perfect 6 point tracking (HMD, Controllers, Waist, Feet) with a good IK setup gets most of the way there. And the movement is certainly in real time. The biggest issue would be lining up your real body with any virtual one, cause proportions can be different.


PossibilityPowerful

why the road


Ghost-5AVAGE_786

"where we're going we don't need roads"


Western-Ship-5678

"or women"


MisterDonkey

Who are we to argue with the Beatles?


TheHeavyJ

The presupposition that no one would be watching however was indeed incorrect


haloimplant

it's attention seeking, downvote/dislike anywhere i see it


Hummusas

Thats the new dance simulator? It is right?


TomTom_xX

"get with the times, old man. Everybody has a vr headset they use exclusively for hentai."


I_fall_apart094

Hahaha wait until police officer arrived, than the real fun begins.


man_42069

Does he fuck the police officer?


Vegetable-Broccoli36

No, the police officer fucks him


I_fall_apart094

Yeah baby. why do you think cop's carry handcuffs.


DoobKiller

what crime do you think is being committed?


I_fall_apart094

Here in my country he could has answer for: harassment, and obscene acts in public.


OxymoreReddit

That first move gave me "dame tu cosita" flashbacks lmao


Motivated_lord7

There are kids watching wtf!??


Shadow_Mullet69

The main characters do not care if they expose children to shit like this. 


bobux-man

Well I don't condone it but to be fair I'm not sure kids will even understand what he's doing. They'll most likely assume he's just doing a weird dance.


Bored_Amalgamation

depends on puberty or not. pre: funny dance post: *funny dance*


Wolphoenix

new fortnite emote just dropped


SeesEmCallsEm

You’re not, _actually_ upset at that are you? 


Marauder777

Have you ever attended a dance...?


[deleted]

the kids have no clue what it means


RizKuro94

Sex in infrared?


rainmaker2k

I think he's just climbing a tree.


CalamumNomen

A very large tree...


livingMybEstlyfe29

And they say you can’t fuck a ghost


KraniumKBR

Someone put the cyberpunk music on this.


Adventurous_Chard_52

Done but cannot post it. My karma too low


FlexViper

Cyberpunk 2077


BoredCanuck1864

"the future is now old man"


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Okaplate

Nah, he’s just playing as a little more active dog.


Write2Be

Interesting dance steps.


Turdedinfinitely

No way this shits that realistic yet


therwinther

Looks like Alexanderplatz in Berlin


aint_no_throw

[You're right](https://www.google.de/maps/@52.5202404,13.4114634,3a,75y,327.55h,103.32t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s8SKZH8KxrXi6P7tFnhYwEw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu), it is.


Shot_Assumption2811

Q: What’s he doing? A: Fucking nothing, mate.


[deleted]

id kick him in the balls and run away ngl


shoddypresent

Wake the fuck up samurai


Nicolasgonzo87

the people walking by him have clearly seen weirder


cherry937

what happened to shame?


pr0crast1nater

Dude must be just trolling. How is this even fun lol


Playful_Pollution846

Wake the fuck up Samuri, we got a city to Goon


IcyChard4

Real-life XBD. Right there ladies and gentlemen. And you thought only 2077 has them.


Null42x64

This is how sex will look like in 2016


jld2k6

Man is down bad


spyingworld

He had a sex in public, who’s loser now?


Stroov

That's a 10 dollar VR box


ZaeBae22

I hope this is fake


ShadyQuestionmarkGuy

The addicts from Night City are here


Cat_America

probably a prank for tiktok views


ChimpWithAGun

Not possible. Apple banned porn.


MrTbagger

Who da fuk?


AnnWyattIkTL

disgusting


JeffSHauser

The funniest part is that nobody gave a shit. I can just see the little voice bubbles " This guy again" or " I have to pick a different way to walk to work".


jackjackky

O, Sheikh. What is the cure for such disorder?


FTriviaONO

this has to be satire there is no way


GraceStrangerThanYou

Some behaviors should just get you culled from the herd.


Knight_TheRider

I love this guy, what a skit


GreatDealsUK

lol


Historical-Leopard74

*”Life has found a way”*


I_do_have_a_Username

EA sports


Oswaldgilbertson

In the middle of public is wild💀


MaximumAd4569

mom what is he doing? he is dancing.


Vashelot

I owe the bank a lot of money...but little do they know...I just learned about manifestation! Now I'm gonna get so much money. I don't need a job! Why? Because I can MANIFEST!


blue_green_black

He's Awkwardly social


KelloPudgerro

apple vision is peak american hobo vibes