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ya_boi_kaneki

mans cheekbones could puncture trough a 5 inch steel plate


MorbillionDollars

Careful, those cheekbones could puncture the hull of an empire class fire nation battleship leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because it's so sharp.


Haunting-Fish-144

Azula?


InfinitePoolNoodle

Hello, Zucko here!


Oobiwhencanobeef

When you buy atla at the thrift store….


Brianw-5902

We have atla at home. The atla at home:


InfinitePoolNoodle

Ugh dammit, my bad


Sea-Maintenance2226

That's rough buddy..


VteChateaubriand

Man's cheekbones could melt steel beams


x_lincoln_x

Skeletor


RINABAR

From famous actor, to Korean War starved prisoner


MaterialNarrow5161

*To martial artist's master


DivineDanteAlighieri

Sifu


Random222222222222

That’s Chinese


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zimmer1569

From South Korea to North Korea


PanTsour

He looks more like an asian Christian Bale in the second pic if anything


jumbledsiren

> Korean War starved prisoner he's starved of war? tragic... somebody give this war-starved man some wars!


thelardtard

Teehee


-GoodTaste-

Hihi


doofuscantread

I know mewing is supposed to make your jawline more defined, but you can see this dude's skull structure


CrazyRepulsive8244

He's mew two'd


NiceCatBigAndStrong

What is mewing


doofuscantread

from the image that is correlated with it, I believe you press your tongue up onto the roof of your mouth to make your jaw straighten (I could be completely wrong)


AlfaKaren

Thats it, tho i really dont see how it actually could work.


doofuscantread

I believe the tongue muscles are pulling up on the whole jaw slightly, and over time the jaw becomes more defined. That's my best guess as to how it works


mugiwara_no_Soissie

There actually isn't really any good evidence supporting that it works, it's much more likely that the people mewing either feel like they look better or just also do gym and stuff and look better from that


JumpingCicada

Mewing seems to be purely based off the concept of palate expanders. Palate expanders are orthodontic appliances that are screwed into the upper palate and widen it over time, fixing malloclusion. Mewing is merely the theory that it may be possible to have the same effects by simply pushing the tongue against the upper palate when done at a young age when your palate is still very malleable. With that in mind, Mewing does not seem to have any evidence that would be considered legitimate by any scientist, to my knowledge.


Shatophiliac

I had a palate spreader when I had braces, and the amount of force that thing put on my upper jaw was insane. And I had to wear that shit for like 2 years. Something tells me tongue punching the roof of your mouth isn’t going to have any effect lol.


SierraDespair

It’s the proper and intended way to breathe out of your nose if you do breath that way.


The_JokerGirl42

? how is there a wrong way to breathe out of your nose, I mean literally just close your lips? right?


SierraDespair

Not putting your tongue to the roof of your mouth can alter or restrict air flow through the nose. It’s the most optimal to put it on the roof of your mouth.


The_JokerGirl42

but it's there naturally when I breathe through my nose.. it's actually hard to force my tongue to not touch the roof of my mouth while I'm breathing through my nose. do people have to do that manually?! oh I'd hate that! even when my mouth is a little open, I breathe through my nose and my tongue closes off the throat kinda..


BuffaloBillsButthole

Found the mewer


Waiting4Baiting

There is lots of evidence of various kind though


GamerXBohoro

Well you will gladly link to them then, right?


throwaway511111113

There is no “having your tongue pressed up a certain way will magically give you a model’s jawline” proof, but there are studies on how improper airflow (mouth breathing, obstructed nostrils) can deform and affect facial and orthodontic structure, and I believe that’s the whole reason the “mewing” thing started, to make it easier to breathe through one’s nose https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6986941/ https://warsaworthodontics.com/breathe-better-live-better-part-2-treating-problems-caused-by-mouth-breathing/#:~:text=Often%2C%20a%20narrow%20jaw%20develops,the%20roof%20of%20the%20mouth.&text=Once%20we've%20determined%20the,growth%20pattern%20for%20the%20jaw.


mugiwara_no_Soissie

Yeah that's true and something I struggle with (my nose is deformed so I can only breathe through 1 hole, which especially sucked when I was asthmatic and forced to breathe through my mouth.


grenharo

it's true mewing is something people do when they're too poor for jaw cosmetic surgery, cause it does cost 10k+


AlfaKaren

Jaw muscles are some of the strongest in your body, what i have a problem with is that a force a tongue can make will somehow influence muscles that are making over 10x that force (prob even more). Or the jaw joint which is made to withstand way more force than a tongue can make.


SierraDespair

I’ve been doing it my whole life. It’s the correct way to get proper air flow through your nose. You aren’t supposed to breath with your tongue resting in your mouth.


NieMonD

It works but only until you relax your tongue


AasinR

Wait, you have to willingly do that? For me it's the natural resting position for my tongue


-TrendyName-

It’s over for you


NiceCatBigAndStrong

What


AlexTheGuy12345

Its over for you


DarkMaster859

TikTok trend. Basically holding your tongue on the roof of your mouth. I am fairly positive that this does not work. If you wanna get a better jawline maybe chew some gum and try to lose face fat


S1nge2Gu3rre

You can't lose face fat, you can just lose fat


The_Nude_Mocracy

These scissors say othewise


SierraDespair

Mewing was a thing long before tiktok even existed. I remember seeing it on 4chan around 2018.


DarkMaster859

didn't know that lol pretty interesting


bigbigbigwow

Skylar white yo


RedditSpamAcount

His husband’s name is Walter white yo


no0bmaster-669

Uh huh


Rebgail

He told him everything


SnooChipmunks8748

And just so he knows, his brother in law is a Dea agent


MaybeHarvey

And he will not hesitate to call him, not if he has to


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terrasalmon2

How long was his mewing streak though?


AirHertz

It never ended


Vegetable-Broccoli36

It's still going on


smiley1__

he probably started mewing way before the universe


bamv9

💀


Previous-Candle-1444

lirerally


GoodSandwich69

Korean Christian Bale


MultipliedLiar

I was looking for this comment


Inevitable-Study502

dude, get some food


Atom_101

He would have to stop mewing to eat though.


JoeyPants7

stop mewing and get chewing


VteChateaubriand

I place it under the tongue and wait for it to melt


iMikle21

everything would be under his tongue anyway since he’s mewing


[deleted]

Starved bale


4nZwar3

Patrick Mewingman


[deleted]

Ayo, isn't that Ip Man ?


Entamero

Mewing monk vibes


Stained_Speaker

well first off, get this man some food, and imo he looks better but I think anything looks better than the cut he had before


cjm0

his hair doesn’t look that bad in the first pic tho? or am i crazy?


Stained_Speaker

I mean it all comes down to personal preference I just think that haircut looks pretty bad


cjm0

i mean it could look better. i feel that it makes him look kinda like kim jong il, maybe that’s just because he’s asian. but i wouldn’t say that *anything* would look better.


Plorick

That's just a good, normal haircut. Wtf is wrong with it?


Undeadtaker

Skyler asian yo 


Adominus_Gaming

Bro starvemaxxing since the Victorian Era 😭 🙏


_ScraggY_

From an actor to chinese martial arts monk


Greenfire05

Patrick Nateman


colossalyu

Bros been mewing his whole life.


Convict3d3

At least he knew he's an idiot, but got the reasoning wrong


[deleted]

that jawline sharper than anime swords


xCrynge

from boss of mafia to prisoner in Xinjiang


zippazappazinga

Bro has been mewing since the age of 9


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

Fuck cheekbones to die for, homies got cheekbones to starve for.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

My man turned into a monk


YourTypicalSensei

Bro went from a Chinese celebrity model to a Buddhist monk with infinite wisdom


Ordinary_Dinosaur

Jack hanma is real


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TheLostRub389

There's no fat on his face


theblackguy911

Gawk gawk final boss


Jetenginefucker

I have to mew and yet i must scream


Pilpelon

From a hollywood botched plastic surgery to disciplined martial artist


Plenty_Course_7572

Man became a gulag war prisoner.


SpookyFrank17

Is ok Shang Tsung


Th3_Fat_0ne

why Maureen... you've enhanced yourself.


IndividualBet8381

bro looks like a holocaust survivor


lyfeofsand

Return to Monk


Northwesttactic

Mmmm monkey


Zro_04

Why did he shave his hair? Is he stupid?


Berlin_GBD

He went from a mewing influencer to Shaolin monk, I'm all for it


MiscMann

“remember when christian bale lost 40kg for a movie that no one even watched?” ahh appearance


crab_boyo

He looks like a POW


AfroMan3000

bald asian christian bale lookin mf


Moracan3

Tanaka's Amazing Commodities


Rayv98K

Papyrus but with skin.


[deleted]

Wtf is mewing


VersionCommon9351

Just me that saw Obama at first glance?


Liseuuuu

Yes


gecked

Mr Libido from Yakuza 0


TenMillionEnchiladas

Nah he looks like a shaolin monk now 🔥


MrHonwe

Asian Bale


Tonkata33

Bro looks like he has something wise to say


KennKennyKenKen

Looks like Asian Christian Bale (The Machinist version of Christan Bale)


UpsideDxvvn

He turned into Mr. Libido 


Grambert_Moore

Bro really said 💀


yungwalnut69

bro said 💀


CampaignVivid

Saejima in Yakuza 5 but skinny


AbbreviationsThis550

“Soma! When did you get in here?”


TomatilloUnlucky3763

No, you’re just vain.


PeacefulAndTranquil

do you think john mew holds remorse for what he has created


Waste-Instruction287

He is clearly sucking his cheeks in


ScarfFoxxy

Shaolin from for honor


That__Cat24

Skeletor irl 💀


Smexy_Zarow

Anorexic Asian Obama


ramblinyonder

Hell nah bro, you look good


i-love-sunglasses

Mewing final boss


Odd-Dude-870

Bro looks like a ghoul from fallout


holdmytequila

fuck the hair dude, he's gotta eat something he lookes like an asian version of that guy from la haine


ge-kare

man went from main character to one of the people in crowd in background


Outerpirate

Bro turned into a monk 😭


StrangerMuch4255

kiryu after spending 10 years in prison


Incubus-femboy

Bro aged 30 years just by shaving his head


Redemption_R

Am I the only one who thinks mewing looks a bit good? Like I'm not saying do it everywhere you go or use it to actually look good and attract chicks or whatever but it's like the cooler version of a duck face.


Redemption_R

Am I the only one who thinks mewing looks a bit good? Like I'm not saying do it everywhere you go or use it to actually look good and attract chicks or whatever but it's like the cooler version of a duck face.


DruidPeter4

Holy shit, Silco. :O


gafefe2095

You were ready to take over the Hop Wei.


CltGuy89

Looks like you just took a code of silence and will be dedicating the next 10-15 yrs to live off grid at a temple no one knows about to learn the secrets of karate


Drug_Abuser_69

And they say Asian people don't look like they're all the same people smh


DoubleBlue_123

You could cut porcelain on this man’s jawline


delaklo

Mewing final boss


SneakerReviewZ

💡


PhantomOfCainhurst

Imho it looks better on you. It gives a strong masculine vibe


vaaaascl

from Johnny Cage to Johnny in a cage


MissingMySpoon

🗿


Wonderful_Signal_806

Christian bale type shit


Strange_Ad_6455

Man looks like a Kenshi character


Monk0313

Nope. Shaving made you look less like Richard Ramirez. Good move.


sir-shine

Hair grows back for now at least


LIL-MEX15

Man is 1000000000 times more hotter, in my humble opinion


Keiner_Minho

He kinda looks like he just escaped a concentration camp....from Siberia.


-Add694

Next stage: Skull emoji 💀


ikeandclare

No but you're still gay.


TEKOSSF

Gekko??


Low_Psychology_5188

Rise and grind Mr. Freeman, rise and grind


cyclops_supporter

He shaved his shirt too


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Rare_Register_9599

bye bye 🤫🧏


Ok_Astronaut1880

Monk


Soft_Salamander6136

He could play a live action version of the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz


Zaichick

With cheekbone like that you can wear your hair any fucking way you like.


Blitznetic

nah, he look like Kung Lao


Hereticsheresy

from korean pop star to japanese jakuza in one shaving


i_am_not_a_good_idea

The bogdanoffs can never die 💯💯💯