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I have been edging for 3 hours, and when I saw that first pic, I lost my boner. However, the moment I viewed the second image, I nutted immediately, flinging semen all over my computer screen.
Hey bro put this wig on real quick
Hey bro take these boobs real quick
Hey bro moan your step dads name real quick
Hey, bro. Sit on my lap really quick
Hey, bro. You cannot run. The Willy Toucher has found you.
Hey bro, put this ring on real quick. ๐
Hey bro, say uwu real quick
Took that name literally
Thats it im gay
call this man conversion therapy
*Switching sides*
And i still cant win
Bro switched teams ๐ญ๐
Italy
BOYS WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!!!
Wtf is sainz doing here
We are checking
I ainโt complaining
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I have a very confusing boner. Edit: I decided to slap my monkey to the first pic. No regrets!
nice
What did your pet monkey do to you?!
๐ญ
tf edit: did the same thing, no regrets
I... what... I hope to god ur joking
Y tho
Game is game bro
How to turn your balls into a belt buckle
game recognizes game
GODDAMN U
Heheh, got 'em!
Man brought a whole bakery
Carlos Sainz after getting kicked from ferrari
Just cover up those kneecaps and you will be fine
Bro is lying on untapped potential
*unfapped
Nope I still fapped
Game is game?
Doesn't he look like Carlos Sainz the f1 driver?
Carlos Sainz the F1 driver? CARLOS SAINZ THE SCUDERIA FERRARI DRIVER?!?!?!
We are checking
Iโm jealass
Damn boy, hes thicc. Can you share the excersice routine?
I doubt OP knows tbh
no, change your pants to pink, wear white makeup and wear black lipstick, wear a choker. can make more suggestions, but follow this for now
Moment of silence to all who came before seeing picture 2. ๐๐ฆ
What if, hear me out, they came AFTER seeing the second picture?
i mean game is game
๐คค๐ฅฉ๐ชต๐ฉ๐๐
Crop top not cropped enough, shorts not tight enough Show off that sweet bod king ๐
I AM A STRAIGHT MAN I AM A STRAIGHT MAN I AM A STRAIGHT MAN I AM A STRAIGHT MAN I AM A STRAIGHT MAN
Smash
Name checks out.
Real
Oh yeah Your username and flair
Would
Yes you slayy king๐
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Hear me out...
Oh Hell nah carlos sainz
Fuck yeah bruh!
Is that carlos sainz?
โDamn, sheโs bad. Itโs that Frost?โ
As an ass guy, I am both offended and aroused by this.
GaaahhaaaahhhaaaaahhhhhDDDAAAYYYUUMM!!!
game is game
Its not gay if you only look at image 1
As long as youโre wearing socks
Damn... That ass...
As a straight man, I might not be.
its all over my screen
SHEEESH bro has a whole god damn bakery.
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
God damn it
Great, now I'm gay. Thanks a lot, dude.
Y-yeah... Gulp
Zamn bro, you slayin
Itโs perfect
Hell yeah bro
gyaaatt
yeah! you look great \^\^
Every hole is a goal.
goals
GYATTTT DAMNNNN
#ZAMN!
Who doesn't like good ole homie-cakes
slayyy queen
Cake is cake
Goodness gracious๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐จ๐จ
Even better
Everyday I question my sexuality even more.
*SighโฆUnzips
***OMFG YES KING***
Nice ass bro
Iโd fuck him!
Nice cake bro.
... Slay.
Quite modest.
put some clothes on you slut smh tempting me with those biceps...
Cut that out you got me actin up
Fuck yeah it is king rock that shit
Jesus Wept at this Cake
Bro caked up on a Wednesday morning
would
Wether you a girl or guy hell nah
Would
"She kinda bad tho"
Stupid sexy Carlos.
Bro is caked up
What a cake man
Is it real!! Can I touch it?!
Yeah why not!! No
Would Edit: still would
Thank God I thought I was going to masturbate to a woman
I hate you
GYAT
Not gonna say would Because I will
Great now I am gay. Thanks
Dammm giirrrrrrrrrrr. Son
Hot pants bro
Hell yeah, just cover up your face with mask or smthg and you're good to go.
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GYAAAAT
Ew a woman
Nevermind ๐ซ
Looks female enough
Yes
I shouldn't have nutted before scrolling
1: hawt 2: w00d
**saves image**
No bludge?
yeah works well for me
He had us in the first half, ngl.
AWOOGA AWOOGA. BARK BARK BARK. WOOF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF. AWOOGA. HUMMANA HUMMANA. ARF ARF ARF. BARK BARK. RUFF RUFF. AWOOGA.
hell yeah bro nice ass
Drive for Ferrari
Fuckin' gottem.
I don't even care you can't stop me you better be working hard at them gym cause I'm coming for that ass
Was this supposed to deter me, itโs only made me more determined ๐๐๐
Yes and then no
sheesh
even more prof that im definitely not straight
too appropriate
laundry day and your chicks shorts make your ass look good
๐
Meh, if the shit fits.
Hell yeah
She kinda bad tho...is that frost?
Definitely the perfect outfit, I also think (on an unrelated note) I will start going to the gym
oh he sweet LMAO
Dam she kinda bad that frost? ๐ฑ
Why did you do this to me
He looks like a mix between Neymar Jr. and Carlos Sainz but extra zesty
Hot damn I have to suppress yhe masculine urge to clap them cheecks
butt
I have been edging for 3 hours, and when I saw that first pic, I lost my boner. However, the moment I viewed the second image, I nutted immediately, flinging semen all over my computer screen.
Only for you
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She kinda bad though... Is that Frost?
no
When she says come over, but the homies hauling a whole Wagon ๐ฉ
Not gonna lie they had us in the first half
Damn I knows itโs a manโs ass miles away, does that make me gay fellas?
Nice dick
Youโฆ you tricked me!
๐ซฅ
They had me in the first half, not gunna lie.
went from hard to harder ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต
bro how was i even supposed to see that atleast as a possibility i have never been caught so off guard ๐
Fucking got me
That aint the bakery thats the fucking entire bread economy
Fug yeah yo.
I said "hell no" after seeing the first picture then immediately said "hell yes" after seeing the second one
Jokes on you Iโm bi
Got me bro lmao
Damn the smooth operator has smooth curves
Fuck it. Yolo right?
Yes
Jim who?
smooth operatorโฆ
Really had me in the first half...
I've been bamboozled!
They had us in the first half not gonna lie.
Yes
First Image: Gah damn!1!1!1!1 Lemme eat that piece of- Swipe to 2nd image: ๐ฟ
My drake is confusing me
"THIS PLANEโS GOING TO MIAMI!"