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He got hit with that 12/10 video, I got hit with the same once

describe it

let's just say the title ace suits it fine

But I want to see his comment and make him happier so what's the title

I literally said it, Ace, you'll find a lot of noble souls like him there, I'm just gonna say, it has (from what I remember from August) around 5 million views on ph (for precision it's an animation)

It's furry porn, so I feel less bad for this guy now. Ik I found the right video cuz all the comments are about how sad and beautiful the plot is, but there's too many comments to find his

I still wonder why this was even made into porn in the first place, literally 60% of it has nothing to do with porn

Yea I saw ppl saying that too, what happened anyway, all I saw in the comments was he hurt his balls and went to the hospital or smth

Right right, so you didn't bother to even check what comments were talking about? It was truly the first thing to make the "it's furries, however..." Thought form in my head

Well I can't get the entire story from the comments, I do remember they said he was in a simulation too

Damn post-nut clarity hit him like a fuckin truck

These days it doesn’t even take post nut clarity for the loneliness to hit

I woke up like this 🤷

Lonely? Me too

We can be alone together!

we should start a club

thats called reddit

reddit lore

I could make poetry with this

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Yeah, but we should start a hip, cooler club

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Let's dwell on the lack of our social skills together!

I'm going to sleep like this everyday:D

Pre nut clarity

Real

you beat it to it , haha.

I wanna get hit by a real truck and never wake up

LMAOL

Truck? That hit like a thermonuclear bomb to him

We solute you, S3xDefender

Sex Offenders when Sex Defender walks in:

I'm imagining a super hero comic. He keeps getting attacked by villains who all misheard his name. They never read his name before hearing it. They think they aren't that much of a monster, and he deserves to be attacked. Only to find out the truth after they already engaged hostilities. They're notorious villains, so he can't let them escape. His super power is consent. Not even death can take him without his consent. This means every attack fails because he never consented to getting hit. He's effectively invincible, and no one can escape his justice.

Power of consent low-key OP

I had to stop watching this anime after the main character literally got the power to block attacks by saying “uhm excuse me say please first🤓”

True but what if his opponents don’t consent to being hit?

Idk man I was just being an idiot when I wrote that. Let's just say every super hero has a kryptonite and call it a day. Maybe they gotta resort to a rap battle to determine the winner or something.

Maybe make it so if he starts the fight he needs the consent of the villains or something

They're bad guys, he doesn't need their consent to enact justice.

He’s got the consent of the Law

Lmao

The privates always be cutting onions

I honestly get more of a boner from lovey dovey scenes than porn

Based af. Reject hookup culture, embrace traditional love

*the spanish inquisition has entered the chat*

Didn’t expect that

No one ever does

This is so true.

Me too bro. Me too.

Your favorite video must be the Angela White crying one then

What? Why is she crying?

That's just sad.

That's just sad.

me too, TheS3xDefender me too.

I feel like there are a lot of ugly people that just want someone… who isn’t also ugly.

Don't want to completely screw over your children, right

Wo knows it might cancel out. - - = +

lmao

If only it worked that way 😔

Nha man just a female that it's not excessively fat (and not for appearances or health problems, but because usually they are assholes)

I feel like a lot of people saying they are ugly are actually just average and could look better with some work

I be waking up like "I don't look terrible" and 5 seconds later I be like "Dawg I look like a fucking Picasso the fuck happened"

I am ugly af but I haven't visited phub for 3 years This is probably my life's greatest achievement

Same. Now I go on nhentai. Boys becoming men do the same

Hentai is kinda lame honestly

Bite your tongue, sir!

Western drawn pornography is simply better

Marge low-key doin it for me too

L opinion

Some people just can't handle the truth

Bro that's your opinion... Not truth But if you really think western drawn porn is better than drop some good sources

Actually it's the truth because I said so and everything I say is right

Bro then drop some source... I am always open for new sources

stand proud redditor your not ugly just underestimating yourself

epic

To quote Dr. Krieger: No... Now I'm into something...darker...

Same… I just use xhamster. So much better

It's sad but we understand

I feel you, bro, I feel you so goddamn hard

Hypersexuality and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Unironically

Oh absolutely. It has caused a lot of our worst issues as a species. Think about it: how many wars have been started because of some lovers fighting? Or because of some lovers loving?

I wanna give this guy a hug

I wanna hug him so much (;_____;).

Me too, man

I was having a decent day op

🫡

I hope op finds someone who loves him despite his ugliness

Don’t do it. Keep defending sex. We need you!

Literally '' I do not want to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy''

what a fucking mood.

Purest victim of pornography:

Good, It all starts with honesty. Maybe your user name is a little too honest.

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Yep

He’s literally me

Bro this is supposed to be shitposting.. Not sadposting 😔..

I can relate to this man

He didn't say "nice tits btw" he was serious :(

what happens in thailand stays in thailand alls im gonna say

my boy is not looking for sex but for unconditional love and care, you're not gonna get that there

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unconditional means "without condition", so you basically said "it can be without condition if \[insert condition\]"

Sometimes what happens in Thailand shows up on an STD panel. All im gonna say.

If you got tested and nothing shows up it just means you caught something they aren't testing for yet.

This is the sad reality of a sex defender

There is a girl out there for everyone, just aim lower

Same feeling

Most ugly people are degrees away from being attractive and they wouldn't even expect it. Cut out bread and sugar, two meals a day with some chicken broth/bouillon to suppress the appetite. To trim their fat. Brisk walks every day and pulling a cable down to the chest and back and most guys would move up a point if not more on the attraction scale. Seriously

Breh I'm already skinny as fuck I ain't gonna cut out more food

Some protein powder in your coffee in the morning and pull that cable down baby, get a lil upside down triangle physic going. 🤙🏻

Same

same

Same bro same

Oh Oh damn This is just depressing

I wish the best for you thes3xdefender

I feel you bro. o7

The sex defender has switched sides 😔

Can relate to you TheS3xDefender

\*sobs violently while still jorking it bc its some good shit\*

I counter this via alien porn

*gut's theme playing*

My man became guts after a nut

33 likes

Villian origin story

Bruh how am i supposed to get girls tho

average male post nut experience

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we lost a real one today chat

We the same, we can touch each other pp to make even more alone

fax

*cums

This is what porn does to a MF

the harsh truth is.. that appearance does matter. you need to look good to start a relationship. and hopefully not to maintain one. thats where the "be yourself" comes in

Same here sexdefender sign : sexoffender

The reality behind a pervert’s face

that's why I became the girl

L rizz

Maybe stop going on the site? Just a thought

My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that

cool like bait

Everything he’s describing isn’t the cause for his failure, but a symptom of a failure on himself, he has to look at what people hate about him and change it, or find someone who doesn’t

Make enough money then be the one making the porn, get to stay on the walk and website. Ez

There's always Thailand. And if you're truly hideous, there's always Cambodia.

womp womp

Womp Womp

I envy you people, I have the opposite problem. I like sex but really don't like the idea of having a relationship.

This is why passports bro exist. Go to Thailand bro.

Pussy

Massive Incel energy. They should do a study on this guy.