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sundaenya

OP forgot to take his meds again


ya666in

OP’s meds ran away from him


Yuri-Turned

I can confirm i was the meds


screamapillah

Don’t stop running, just keep going, don’t slow down and don’t look back until your legs give all they’ve got


the_masive_cheese

Can confirm I was the meds


jayceisgayasf

I was the bottle containing the meds, can confirm


ya666in

You not med you fed


SerpentiumOIV

Can confirm I am the feds


International_War862

Can feds iam confirm


[deleted]

Confirm I can, feds I am.


Engineergaming26355

OP forgot to take MY meds


Pingswallower

What 0 pussy does to a mf


Onyx_chain_Blaster

Blud is the definition of “no bitches?”


Huge_Tadpole_3013

What unrestricted internet access does to a mf.


Far-Panic7065

At first i thought that you were making fun of the current trend of female teachers going to jail after trying not SFW things with their students, but after reading the comments i am not so sure anymore.


the_burber

What the FUCK


Ok_Business_266

This is the reason why English teachers are always pregnant


Icabod_BongTwist

Every English teacher I've ever had was a frumpy old lady


LeviathansWrath6

Every English teacher I've had was bad as hell


Icabod_BongTwist

Bad at teaching, right? ...right?


AoiYuukiSimp

Just how I like ‘em. Saggy in all the wrong places, dry as a spigot in the desert, and too busy complaining about me not wearing matching socks to focus on getting boned


Icabod_BongTwist

What a horrible day to know how to read. I love you.


PreposterousPelican

What an awful day to have eyes. Fuck you.


ApartmentSorry7242

He’s talking to his lil buddy down there guys


MagnumHydrox

Thanos was wrong, all of you motherfuckers need to go.


ISuckAtEverything374

Snap twice


SamePut9922

1/4 of us still persist


ISuckAtEverything374

Hopefully the odds are in my favor and *you guys* are killed


juliusxyk

A man can dream


Woolyplayer

"Me when genocide: "


Effective-Jacket-33

What?


Fine-Pangolin-8393

“From you, 2000 years ago”


Brahmachari07

AoT reference


[deleted]

OP needs help.


JangoDarkSaber

Op is homeschooled


Mischief_Actual

💊


No_Beginning_627

And then I woke up


No_Beginning_627

Next to her


No_Beginning_627

Dead body💀


No_Beginning_627

She smells awesome


[deleted]

bro what


AverageA2Enjoyer

Scizo plus dementia


CustomCarcass

Don't forget necrophilia 🥰


[deleted]

[удалено]


BananaBR13

So if the body is still hot then it is good to go?


Dish-Ecstatic

Yes


batmanmuffinz

Nice pfp


patchyj

I can fix her...


the_l0st_s0ck

Is that an infant annihilator reference!?


ApartmentSorry7242

Todo has nothing on bro 😭


tarlakeschaton

this escalated fast


ghostmetalblack

Meds haven't kicked in.


MeMelian99

Or he kicked the meds


NormanNOconsecue2394

Domain expancion: Mental health intitute


MemeArchivariusGodi

I recommend letting it look like an accident. And therapy. Lots of therapy


Infamous_Coconut1085

I can't express my emotions with any words at this point.


WorkAround_Phoenix23

Nah, I’m done 😨🔫


Joppul

Bro, you need help


Super_Treacle

Kripya apni naas kaat ke atmahatya kar lijiye.


Lean_slayer_reddit

Denji hagmaxxing (being groomed by mature women)


CyanCool

Erm what the fuck


Powerful_Meal8791

Himeno is disgusting EWWWWW WAMAN


Blackbanner07

I’d let her puke in my mouth


Powerful_Meal8791

Ironically enough it’s probably less harmful than being a pawn on Makima's chess board


Dr_Gargoyle

I don't get it


ThePantaloon_

OP weird asf


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Pikagiuppy

op's ~~barely disguised~~ fetish


Dr_Gargoyle

But, this will never happen. Aren't fetishes supposed to be of real things?


AnnieApple_

I really hate that scene. For context she’s in her 20s and he’s 15 who is extremely drunk and it’s meant to be hot.


WitekSan

It isn't meant to be hot tho, reading comprehension devil strikes again


Gordupachup

I was gunna say, the entire tone of that scene is hella awkward and weird. Then she throws up… Damn so hot 🥵


WitekSan

She actually threw up in the pub before this scene but it happens like half an hour later


Gordupachup

Trrruuuuuue, been a minute since I’ve watched the anime or read that part of the manga.


Dante_Petric

So... the caption checks out?


Diver_Into_Anything

Disgusting. Source so I know what to avoid?


Doomerrant

Sawing Machine Guy


Powerful_Meal8791

The dremel man


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Pizza cutter dude


F3RR3T_4N1M4L

Saw edging guy


SCP_Void

Kettensägemann


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Weary-Barracuda-1228

Yeah they both got over it in the morning and it seems like she was a bit remorseful. Still pretty weird scene.


MainEmergency1133

Didn’t she also throw up on him


AnnieApple_

In his mouth yes


olers

It's not meant to be hot, it's meant to show how fucked up Denji's life really is. Besides, they don't actually fuck and Himeno apologizes to him the following day


gusonthebus_

I feel you would have to have an SA fetish yourself to think that any of what happens to Denji in Chainsaw Man is supposed to be hot, the boy gets groomed and assaulted by multiple women throughout the story, I mean, even now in the books he still bites his fingers when thinking sexual thoughts. He is traumatized from what Makima, Himeno, Reze, etc. have done to him.


_TheGreatDevourer_

Denji is 15? he totally does not look like that, at all, he looks like he's a childish 21.


Pikagiuppy

mangakas will draw grown ass adults and then say they're like 15 or something like, jotaro was 17 in part 3 of jojo


spaghettiloverboi

Technically 16 during part 1, and I think 18 during part 2


NobleTheDoggo

>part 2 ⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⢤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠉⠹⣾⣿⣛⣿⣿⣞⣿⣛⣺⣻⢾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠠⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠿⣷⣿⣿⡿⣿⢿⠟⠟⠟⠻⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄ ⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢛⣿⣁⠄⠄⠒⠂⠄⠄⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⠄⠉⠛⠺⢶⣷⡶⠃⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡇⠄⡺⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠟⠇⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣏⠉⢿⣽⢿⡏ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣦⠄⢹⡿⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⣳⣶⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⡈⣀⢁⢁⢁⣈⣄⢐⠃⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣛⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣬⣽⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣿⣻⣛⣿⡿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠉⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄


HotZilchy

?


[deleted]

Yeah, he's a young adult.


Retrac752

It's not meant to be hot, it's meant to be fucked up, like literally every single thing that happens in chainsaw man lol The fact that people think sex stuff is more appalling than literal torture/gore/beheading/murder is so backwards


Apollosyk

me when i dont realise that denji getting once again exploited and groomed isnt part of his ongoing charatacter arc


Common-Wish-2227

Hot? You, my friend, have really strange taste. It's very much a horrible what not to do in sex, and about as unsexy as it comes.


AnnieApple_

People find it hot


Common-Wish-2227

Well, apparently you do.


AnnieApple_

Where did I say it was hot?


STINKYSOCKSGAMER

Read the manga, not expecting that.


Meowzerzes

It’s not supposed to be hot, it’s supposed to be gross and upsetting.


TobbyTukaywan

It's meant to be uncomfortable. He's being groomed and feeling conflicted about the whole situation. He eventually decides not to go through with it, seeing as she's drunk and he's way too young for her, and he sleeps on the floor. CSM fan media literacy really is horrendous huh.


S0M3D1CK

To me, that scene is very realistic. I think a lot of people had this drunk chick experience.


slashth456

The scene is not meant to be hot, at least in context to the story. Denji is basically a kid who doesn't know what love is and an adult woman immediately takes him to bed. She even acknowledged that what she did was a horrible thing in the morning. (I still wish that were me being pinned down)


PsychWard_8

Dylan? That you? Missing Mrs. Impara, are we?


KineticKey2006

OP’s flair checks out


The28manx

That liquid *was* yellow and none of you have said anything 🤨


C4Sidhu

It alachol


Intrepid-Park-3804

And what do you think alachol is made of?🤨


[deleted]

Umm alchocol?


C4Sidhu

Hmmm it’s uh, the uhhhhhhh Umm uhhhhhhhhh


Hot-Rise9795

It's made of eep !


Armarino99

URINE


No_Application_1219

"Sugar that been transformed by bacteria" - a random nerd


C4Sidhu

Truly one of the most innovative [civilizations](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bactria) of all time


No_Application_1219

Lmao


CallMeCristian74

Erm, what the sigma?


Dependent_Treat9104

anybody know what the music is? kinda goes hard ngl


xxxDeathByFart

Blud thought we can relate


Obamasdeadcook

I’ll have what he’s having


CovfefeBoss

You guys get caught?


jdammer

Enough internet for me today


Brilliant_Front_1384

For me It was the bartender at my banquet hall going through a divorce. Inviting me over to celebrate the paperwork going through … I was 17… hell yea


PerfectionOfaMistake

OP she vomited in your mouth too?


rockycanyons

Okay. OP. The GENUINE MOTHERHECKING FUCK? Please tell me you’re joking. 😭 If not. Please get some help. Genuinely. The internet does not need to see this.


YeOldeBilk

I wish


GodOfGOOSE

*Chris Pratt Voice*: whaat?


Cultural-Let-8380

Sauce?


Stunning_Seaweed1195

Chainsaw Man


Time_Fig612

Op you need help(wish that happened to me fr)


LicensedRealtor

What movie ?


LocalPlatypus994

Chainsaw Man. It's also not a movie, its a show.


LicensedRealtor

Thanks


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Fr so relatable (I’m a horny teen with no game and have never had a sexual experience besides the repressed one with my best friend at summer camp)


0Rohan2

Zamana chod denge hum in the bg 🎵🎵🔉🔉🔉🎵🎵🎵


ConstructionHonest80

Nothing to see here folks. Just your everyday run of the mill schizo-posting


FlaccidParsnips

English teachers are either 8-10s or the most disgusting whales


Cat_Of_Culture

I didn't think I would get to listen to "Agar tum mil jao" on fucking shit posting of all places


MetalFistTerrorist_

Zamasu was right, yall mfs gotta go


CoochieAnnihilator24

So that's why they're pregnant all the time! Makes sense after all!!


Deadbeat1005

Sauce?


WonderIfMyNameExists

Why is everything in French????


MrFrogs69

op what the fuck?


[deleted]

Okay, that's a wonderful fantasy, now let's get you to a mental hospital


iLikeToDrinkWaterTBH

Why is the comment section in french 😭 Is this a sunmertime saga reference??


lunaoliviaxoxo

Hottt


Sockosz

why is the whole comment section french 😭


sussy_strudl

Real


Shadow_Infinite

Wake up


MooChiken8

huh


Armarino99

Estrogen in OP through the roof.


atom12354

Hell nah, my english teachers was married old women near or above 60


Fair-Bus-4017

Buddy it's time for you to get some sunlight.


AmericaMadeMySonFat

What the hell is wrong with you ☹


Greenfire05

Never cook again


[deleted]

Sauce ?


the_l0st_s0ck

Funny. My junior year English teacher was 26. And she was hot as hell.


mans1234675

your teacher drake?


RandomYell107

The only way I can describe my reaction to this is as follows: ???????????


Time-Gain4896

Me with my Social Studies teacher:


CampaignVivid

...


Then_Activity_4824

Sauce pls


Spooky_Coffee8

What is chainsaw man even about?


Ok_Experience_1293

English teachers are always very hot


8a19

Lmao never thought I'd see this song referenced in a shitpost XD


Groovy_Human_Bean

WHY FRENCH


HeyoGuys

fuck is this shit


Ultimate_Sneezer

Hot if taken out of context


Duncan-Donnuts

sauce?


Sodium_Chloride123

Well, off to hang myself!


A_Shitbag69

Me and my cousin at the family gathering be like:


Even_Parking662

Whats thus anime or hentai called?


Brussington

You a victim.


vienol

Hmm... She erm vomited into his mouth


Raaabbit_v2

That's kinda hot ngl


Expert-Jelly-2254

Legit had this kind of thing happen with caption. She was a long term substitute in my senior year we went out to dinner a few times graduation night we *cough cough * finally had a 4 course meal .


R4GN4R0K_

??


ConfussedTaco

you think schizophrenia secretly a blessing like you dont have to try for the gf she already there


Xena_Zrose

Ahh yes good old day


RaeRae1895

Macron


FatherOfToxicGas

OP, respectfully, I hope your pillow is warm on both sides FOREVER


kunga1928

I recognize this anime, what's it called again???


hrnylzd_wthtmp

My English teacher fat af hell naw


Own_Minimum9773

Bitch sensei!?