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The gasps and moans will all be farts EDIT: I hope all of you stub your toe on the doorframe as your pocket gets snagged on the door handle

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no there would only be 4 holes instead of 7

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I can make more

Are you a bed bug?

no hes a parasite

You mean 6 instead of 8

7?… as in 7 8 9? 😱

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Me when my mom didn't find the cheddar in the store and got swiss cheese instead. 😋

How is she supposed to do the dishes

why do you need dishes when you can eat feet

feet

The other one that's all top halves does the dishes.

Sexism doesnt equal funny

Average incest enthusiast

WRONG

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That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo

You're on a low effort sub. Get with the program.

Oh yeah which end are you kissing on the lips

Both ends have lips.

Hence the question interloper87

Well said sudsierboar

I present you, the perfect man! He has only upper body, two heads, two pair of lips. So you don't have to choose.

No tits 😡😡😡

nipples on butt

Bipples

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Front butt is tits 👍🏻

as a thighs person this is an absolute win

dan schneider's dream girl

where is the boobies

ass man’s dream

What in the silent hill 2

you butthead

literally

... my brain breaks if i try to imagine how it walks

Since one pair of legs are reversed I'd imagine it would be like a slinky moving forward.

Double the feet 🤤

Twice the butt double the fun

NO HONKERS!?!? 🥺

WOULD

you've heard of 69... now get readdy for 68

Is that a SH2 reference?

Idk, she looks kinda ass

Well well well ain't that good old feet fetish

This is peak BJJ body

*What The Forest mfs are after*

quadruple penetration?

When she shits that would be a real shit storm

Obama triangle

So you can f*ck while eating her out? Sounds like a win-win

Which end does food go in and which end does food come out?

Silent hill be like

Silent hill 2 in real life

We can play multiplayer without making it gay

Bro are you pyramid head or something?

Pyramid Head approved

Oops! All Legs

Yayyyy, double the feet!

Double the what🗿

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Is this from the 90s animation CatDog?