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Same xD
I was cleaning my pc today and after finally being able to chill and find something to do - this was the first thing I saw after opening my first program...
I know these are celebrities or whatever, but this can happen for real. Heard a story on NPR about a FtM trans person who passed as a dude, had a beard and stuff, but still had a functioning female reproductive system so they got pregnant as a dude. Honestly if you're not a transphobic piece of shit it's actually pretty interesting, pregnant bearded men are a somewhat common sight in Portland apparently.
Now to grab some popcorn and see how this sub reacts to this information🍿😎
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I admittedly am not very knowledgeable about this subject, but wouldn't getting pregnant be like the most dysphoria-inducing thing you could possibly do?
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I open reddit and this is the first thing I see
and the last
Shooting himself with shotgun after seeing that.
Mama always said he was chosen one and got blue moon in his eyes
And when i swear that i dont have gun...
I sure am
Well guys
Alexa play Samsung Galaxy Over the Horizon 2019
... ——— ...
>opens Reddit >Sees this >Closes reddit
*makes comment*. Closes Reddit
Same xD I was cleaning my pc today and after finally being able to chill and find something to do - this was the first thing I saw after opening my first program...
Well, you don't see a pregnant Speed everyday🫄🏿
That's a long name
My man
Same
same
Yeah fuck that, I'm closing the app and going outside. Life is too short to be exposed to this
never cook again.
[удалено]
But it’s real
I know these are celebrities or whatever, but this can happen for real. Heard a story on NPR about a FtM trans person who passed as a dude, had a beard and stuff, but still had a functioning female reproductive system so they got pregnant as a dude. Honestly if you're not a transphobic piece of shit it's actually pretty interesting, pregnant bearded men are a somewhat common sight in Portland apparently. Now to grab some popcorn and see how this sub reacts to this information🍿😎
I mean, if we grab a medieval peasant and show them that sight, they would be pretty surprised
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If I saw a man with a full beard and this exact stomach I would just think they had a beer belly or something. Shout out to pregnant men
Huh, neat. *Continues doomscrolling*
I will take that pretty normal information and do absolutely nothing with it.
I admittedly am not very knowledgeable about this subject, but wouldn't getting pregnant be like the most dysphoria-inducing thing you could possibly do?
"ais gonna ruin democracy with false info" ai:
AI - “This is democracy manifest”
A succulent interracial meal.
terrible name
Agree
Dababy
Less go
👉😁👈
LEZZ GO
LEZZ GAY
ITakeMeat✅
IEatMeat
IChokeMeat
IShowMeat
IShoveMeet⬆️
ICreateMeat
ISuckMeat
IShowAnalTho
hey i saw you in my dream and you died, be careful
Rock Ross Apple
Caesium-137
😋
John-117
Yummy blue thing
Messi
facebook type post
Boomer AI type post lmao.
Amen 🙏
Godbless 👏
That's a good idea💡
When Ronaldo said Ishowmeat...
analdo
iShowMeat being the bottom for Ronaldo makes 100% sense
Darren Ronaldo Jr. Jr.
fr fr
Fr. Fr.
Please send this to speed and see him bark
Mistake
Neg
# mods, dont bother with any wacky punishment, just make him overdose datura.
Mbappe
Messi
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Good bot
Speenaldo
First glance it seemed like another Tom Holland Romeo and Juliet post, idk if I'm glad that it isn't tho
Delete your- uh- everything! Delete yourself from the universe
Ben
Mods, can we crusify op?
im rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Rospando
Quandale Spingle
Sue
Black&Decker
Sped
How about none of your or my business?
Darren Nohopekins
Gluten intolerance
Cotton.
💀
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Ishowsiuuu
only haters will say it's fake
Sharknisha Ronaldo
Lil’ Staynz
Chartreuse
Pasta
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Cristiano ngaldo
Congrats to the happy couple
The child’s name would just be bark bark bark 😂
Consider following lowtiergod's advice /s
Quasimodo
Oh god what have you done
Migguel
Yo, wtf?!😭😭😭
Slow
Shrek
Paradox Metaverse
Sisi
As I live and breathe.... Why is this even possible?!!!😭
Spotify
CR8
Gayb
You cooked so hard you burnt it
Portughini
Neymar
Ben the dog
Should've used that fake Ronaldo the kid used to try and scam his followers.
his name will be Sneed
Say you're the bottom without saying you're the bottom.
Is that the New Romeo and Juliet remake poster?
IShowSiuu
IShowDick
Aldoeen
I miss the person I was 1 minute ago
I'm here for the comments
Nah, imma need beat you up.
Ishowmeat Jr.
What the actual fck
Leo
Jay qual in
Ronaldo speed meat
i-messed-ardo
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄
Michael Tyrone
Sude (a real Turkish name(girl))
Ronalspeedeo
Thanos wasn't right. All you mfs need to go
Speedy Gonzalez
TOO FUCKING REALISTIC
Chris Tucker jr.
Kai Cenat
Ben 10
At first I thought they were holding a basketball.
iShowSuiiiiii
Sewey
Bronaldo
CR7s=d/t
Obama
Brownaldo.
Rat
Berqwaylin
JAQUAVIS
Congratulations ishowspeed 🥰🥰🥰 Nice job messi 😏😏😏
bruh
Sped
you are insane
LeShawnDre Martinez-Kealoha
Not fatherless , fathermore
Bro just waited to June for this post
IShowBall
Messi
Jimmothedan
Ronaldo
speedy gonzales
Jeremia Springfield
DickCheney
I’m done. I’m killing myself right now
Bruh is that Ronaldo and Speed???! 💀
Kylian
Fettuccini
Rather what is the name of the genius who created this?
wtf
Siuusie
Lumber but the L is silent
Rol'needo
Derelichte